For all SH readers who have been wondering about the mysterious commenter, MOA… 

For your convenience, this is a compilation of the comments made by MOA…  this is Part I.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 5:06 PM | In reply to betsey.

PS Henry. I did shoot your Hot air insider down. ooops. Now read my flat line,cigar smoking,cofee drinking,vivano,coca-cola,nasty blk water,aloe drinking,Mary-Jane tea drinking, Ajiaco,Bouillabaisse soup drinking pasty,no shape lips Mission accomplished!
See you next year or maybe sooner. If I’m dispatchedagain

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 4:50 PM | In reply to betsey.

Henry certainly you are confusing me with the other tripping mosquitoes!
Again my mission was accomplished. Take what you want from it! You missed the mark Henry. There was no guessing game here. Can’t keep my story straight? Which one of the acid tripping bugs did you inhale from? Do not add nor take away from my words. You hear what you want to hear. Yes yes it got boring 48hrs ago. Sighs yet here you are ,still wasting your time with this boring nonsense. The jokes write themselves don’t they Henry?
Smile kid when this finally sinks in. You’ll do nothing but laugh

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 3:57 PM | In reply to mssuburbia.

Why do you still think I’m Thorne? am not haha
I have no idea about his pricing on sales. He’s a funny character non the less

Did I know Larry King is a walking skeleton?
No but I know to always be careful of people wearing suspenders with belts& other people’s tools ,work only in other people’s garden.

Greg Breh sat by himself behind the home plate?
No but I was pissed when I found out Marilyn Manroe had 6 toes!

So tell me.
With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning, ruthless, and tall,in the end, I rule all. What am I?

Have a great New Year!
I’ll wave& wink from Times square in a few hours gotta catch my flight

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 3:16 PM | In reply to Mythunker.

Most places have a reputation they try to protect.
Other places that film want exposure so you’ll have almost little known places that will agree to go on camera mom&pop stores etc
Reputation&image keeping clients/customers for big well to do businesses
This is why you will never see filming inside the ivy,urasawa,Spago ect unless it’s in the movies

The more hot shot&stop places don’t cater to reality tv unless it’s food network, Ramsey, &other chef show. You ain’t gonna be seeing them inside the savvy places to eat. The closest you will get is them filming the ladies sitting outside having drinks on the outside table or whatever.

Sorry kid but,You ain’t gonna be seeing them in Megu or others.
And that’s the way the cookie crumbles

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 2:55 PM | In reply to meekah3.

Meekah3 My Dear
the 1st& last time I did crack was in the 70′s not long after “Yayo” introduced it to what would be his fellow crack heads.

It was a very bad experience & I made a solid pledge. To only digest Mary-Jane from then on. I don’t smoke it. I only boil&drink it. Been feeding it as tea to friends for years. My lady friends faces&hands are smooth now. If only I can get my plastic friends to drink it. Wouldn’t do any good. Since they botched themselves to no end.

“meekah3″ I’m going to teach you something here. That will be very useful to you.
The 2 most common elements in life are hydrogen, and human stupidity.

Now “Meekah3″ Dahhhhling. How many animals did Moses take onto the ark?

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 2:02 PM | In reply to Henry.

Henry I just got lost in thought,very unfamiliar ground. You are off base!

Sorry burbia this isnt a guessing game. This has been over 48hrs ago . I came to do what I had to do. Mission was accomplished! Your still bursting your brains much to do about nothing.

There’s no conspiracy! No Thornes. I came to scoop up some posters to give gifts. You missed the mark.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 1:47 PM | In reply to cyn1.

Hahaha Cyn1 that would really be hilarious ,because nothing is more foolproof than a cleverly,equiped sufficiently talented fool. haha

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 1:40 PM | In reply to cyn1.

“Cyn1″ “Would someone in production be ,so Internet savvy”

Well.. When the chips are down,the buffalo is empty.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 1:30 PM

That Thorne guy is quite the character isn’t He? What a douchebag ,jerk,ego maniac. However I must agree He’s one clever genius. Sorry burbia don’t know about discounts for 200% off. I’ve never heard of Thorne until you mentioned him. I think my best favourite work of his was Lenny on acid & his fake Xmas CD . When the receivers got their CD gifts & played them from track 1-12 was nothing more than him washing dishes in the background, his dog barking& him humming. There was no signing what a dork hahahaha . He beat me by a landslide

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 1:19 PM

Yea S.H it’s Joycelyn. I called Her Joyce for short.
I’m ashame to say yes that’s what I’m into. Plastic is the only thing walking around here.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 1:13 PM | In reply to Made Piley.

“He took us on a ride” Ah You Country Girls sure love your cow boys.

“The content of what He said,mattered not”
I feel as though am parked diagonally into a parallel universe.

“At least we got to stop off for ice cream,with coffee and nuts”
I’m just wondering how deeper the Ocean,would be without sponges?
The theories you all presented are so fascinating! You all should do something with your gifts I think I’ve scratch a surface. Too bad your wrong,but your theories are mind bending.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe

“His purpose was to annoy,and provoke stupidity”
I foresee great things into your future.

“He has no reason to give truthful info on the Housewives”
I’m curious what do you do for a living?

“Anyone who engages with Him on any Hw topic ,is just his toy”
Your thought provoking theories are made for good tv. Thanks for the belly ache laughs!

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 12:43 PM | In reply to BelowSeaLevel.

The internets a playground . Will be a perfect treat to spend your money on. Haha

OMG! Obama Must Go!
ikid ikid!
No seriously spend the money on something most deserving. If you feel like buying 3Big Macs with fries, a milkshake. Then wash it all down with a super sized Diet coke. Topped off with a 99cents pie.Hey why the heck not!
Tis the season to be eating!
Buy something you never dream of in a million years of getting.

If you are a Woman “BSL”
Get yourself
a lawn mower
New tools
A robot that’s equipped to bring your beer to you. Or a new set of Honma five stars. Or any other set of golf clubs. Or cigars completed with an engraved zappo lighter.

If you’re a Man buy yourself a box of Godiva completed with some roses.
A White new engraved iPad
Newest lingerie collection from Victoria Secrets
A mini vacation
Or new purse.

Have fun deciding .You’ll thank me later.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 11:59 AM | In reply to mssuburbia.

Give it up Ms.B
You are One tough cookie!

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 11:55 AM | In reply to meekah3.

I have ignored all of your other attention seeking post. You are clearly in need of my attention. You’ve got it!

Why would I troll online for Women? I’m already blessed with my (3) most Beautiful Women in my life.

Taylor Armstrong
Donatella Versace
And Joyce Wildenstein

Do you care do join my ranks Meekah13?
I need to Troll for all the Women I can get.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/31 at 11:43 AM | In reply to Candace.

Candace which Mosquito are you talking about?
Did you miss the part. Where there was at least 8-10 of those tripping mosquitoes? All 8-10 of them were rambling! You missed the mark,because you were too busy ranting. “tell us something,we already don’t know”
Your are quick to speak,but slow to listen.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 8:57 PM | In reply to cyn1.

“Cyn1″ Why the long face kid?
No need to be sorry!
Cheer up!
If You think annoying others can be a career path for you. There are companies and,private contractors. That will hire people &assign them to be dis info agents,certain News articles. FB,H.Post, Yahoo pages,Political forums or send you to disrupt town hall meetings. Yes Yes those Seniors are paid! Ha!

The job is never for the faint of heart. Or if you have Little kids. Or full time job. You’d have to be available whenever they need you. Sticking to the playtime Troll annoying,funny persona is better and will be more safe for you.

Once you drift off into tactical, or strategic dealings with mass media etc. your toast! Unless you can handle yourself! It’s a very tangle web to weave.

The Companties or Contractors will send you on intense test drives,and will send 30-50 more annoying bees after you to test you. So while your Trolling they will set up 50 more to come at you. There’s several steps each companies& contractors set their own rules.

It’s the “CIA” Of the Internet. Different branches,dispatched to do different things, anonymity ,oath secrecy, sacrifice, loyalty . You get the idea.

Don’t worry guys your site isn’t going to be “attacked” by any unless Taylor hires them to come after you. Ikid ikid!
Again stick to the playtime annoyance it’s more lite.
Hope that helped Cyn1

Reader below who commented on your kid with Autism Awesome! They have always been a pleasure to be around&to work with . Mellow music&sounds seem to calm them. Sounds of waterfalls,birds chirping,rain drops. Or video games if you give em chance they will stay glued for hours to the screen haha

Maddeypie is it? I’m curios why with An area code as yours.Why do you post here? I mean there is nothing wrong with City people posting on such sites. You just peeked my curiosity.
Not my business I’m just curios. Only 1 way to get that area code. Unless of course you are setting me up to dial that #.

You must be Jill. ikid ikid. It is funny though that there’s a conspiracy that Jill&Taylor are responsible for all the bad things in the world.
After you watch the new OC I think they’ll put both of them to shame!
Happy New Year folks. You have 1 day to eat all while you can. We all know come Jan1st . You’re all gonna be full swing into diet mode. My new years panic is only for me to get the right fitted hair plugs! Hahaha Cheers!

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 6:01 PM | In reply to mssuburbia.

Ms. B Yea I got that you were trying to break me. Didn’t work though ha!

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 5:59 PM | In reply to BelowSeaLevel.


Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 5:57 PM | In reply to kas.

Your moderator never vouched for me. I’m not Her insider nor I’m I her source. She said she recognized me as the insider for another website. You misconstrued Her.

I have no back room deals with this site. There is no conspiracy.
I don’t know her and she doesn’t know me. She didn’t ask me to come here. I’ve never spoken to her. I’ve only crossed paths with Her for the First time yesterday.

“VP” was laughing and engaging for hours. Then KABOOM! Something spooked her. I never insulted Her. KAS you don’t have worry about me being a Thorne into your side. I only sprout once a year!

There was a different dynamic &dimension
It’s over. It’s a new day! Take what you want from it.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 1:16 PM | In reply to Sistah T.

Yes Yes!
Btw they upgraded their selection of Flavored Coffees.
I’m outta here!

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 1:08 PM | In reply to BelowSeaLevel.

I missed it? No Kelly B is not insane. Goofy Yes!
Clueless in real life? No
Crazy? No

Jacq dazed! Always withdrawn.
Caro very shy&timid. Not her personality on tv.
Teresa very goofy!
Very very hyper.Nice personality.

Mel. Very chatty&talkative.

Kathie very mellow. As if she’s always floating on cloud9. The hippy go happy days. Always smiling always too happy. Red flag! haha

Jill very strong personality. Queen of mean in real life? No. She did play the part well

Kim off the wall. She’s the real poster woman for the word “Gaffe”

Phaedra outspoken strong personality. Sings well

Different personalities depends on what time of day it is. Can be cranky. But who isn’t?

Cynthia no personality . Clueless very clumsy . Very pretty though the valley high thing must be an act.

Sheere talks a mile a second. Demanding hair has to be right make up done. Want to be catered to hand&foot Exit!

Nene very funny very strong personality&dominant she’s very guarded. Has lots of big barks no bite.

Lisa very charming strong personality a wise crack. A diva. Feels like she’s filming for the movies. Very witty

Taylor split personality nice today bite tomorrow very hyper. Laughs too much

Kim unique,very different

Kyle out spoken laughs a lot cry easily

Adrianne very dominant, strong personality silent as a mouse but will bite.

Camille a sweetheart mellow
Too nice of a gal

OC wives watch this coming season to find out their awesome!

You’d have your mouths open for what they’ll be bringing.Ha

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 12:36 PM | In reply to Stoopid Housewives.


Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 12:32 PM | In reply to cyn1.

I will overlook your ‘I work for Kraft Services’ comment. I’m not employed by them. But I do take a good liking to their Mac&Cheese. I will also over look your literate comment. You should know illiterates are smart people too.

If One can not read or write. That doesn’t make them less smart. I’d tell you a joke. But it may be too illiterate for your comprehension. Ha! Did you catch that?

No different than Kids with Autism. They may have some “illiterate ” traits. But there is something out there that they will always be gifted in. Be it Art,playing an instrument, sports,gymnastics,super autobiographical memory. ETC.

You said it yourself. It was an educational experience for you. Yes Yes! My iliterate ramblings educated you. “Oh the sweet irony”

There was A lady here yesterday who said She had Cancer off chemo? But it made Her day She laughed. It passed Her time. Or if it wasn’t her who said it may have been someone else. But many readers said they’re laughing,it’s making their Day go faster. Some was Happy,some laughed,some were upset,some where speechless. Others confused and putting out virus fires.

While some said it was making their day go faster. Mine was slowed down. But I enjoyed it along the way. Until the other Acid tripping mosquitoes came along.
Sorry “Cyn1″ But it’s over.
Your determined poster Friends hit me with an all “Natural Verses Wild” cards.
I only had the “Ace to Six”

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 11:54 AM | In reply to NJ_HDGurl.

It’s good medicine.
It will help prolong your life too.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 11:43 AM | In reply to Made Piley.

Whatever the case. That was clever!

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 11:13 AM | In reply to NJ_HDGurl.

Again you missed the mark! Over 24hrs ago. You were to busy distracted with the other Mosquitoes. And with the this website has been hack looney tunes.

Btw… How else will they receive their prizes? What do you suggest? How can they contact me? Should I give out my phone number? Or should I give them my home address to show up for their prizes?

I’ have no instrest in knowing who these gifts go too . Once they send me an E-mail an Electronic gift card will go out to them. They choose whatever they want. Except cash it’s off limits!

You missed the idea of my presence. S.H caught it,HoverBug ,and another poster caught it. And now I’m learning that Robin caught it too.

Life’s too short. Laugh more often . Your life will be less stressful.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 10:59 AM | In reply to Robin.

That was my point of being here Robin. I said several times. I was sent here for a reason. And I accomplished my mission! I don’t know how many times. I said I have accomplished what I came here to do. I broadcasted it to the point. I became exausted.

I had no beef with Ms.Sub, I paid her a compliment twice! I was impressed with the way She challenged me.

If You read back thread I said to S.H. Her Ms.B is a very fiesty and head strong one. That wasn’t an insult. It was a well given praise .

They all missed the mark when S.H busted me! As the gift giver.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 10:53 AM | In reply to Robin.

No Favorites.
Sorry see this is why it’s good to pose under One Handle.I’m confused. Robin I had no clue You were Ms.Turry.
Okay! So you get One too.
Shoot me an E-mail

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 10:47 AM | In reply to Headhunter.

One last point “Headhunter”
A thread back. I said I think “VP” May get the prize. Because She made me laugh with Her paranoid,whacked out personality. I also said I don’t know if it was an act. Or Her being serious. But had me laughing.

It was no longer funny. When She went off on a rant about viruses. Then promoted another website. No One is foolish enough to believe such non sense ! Clearly there was an agenda there. You also missed the mark. Where this same “VP” character started at One point to talk to herself,and said it was someone else who was using Her ID handle.

Your moderator on many occasion told Her the web site was not hacked! She continued to rant and rave in all CAPS. Then out of the Blue She yelled who’s going with me to something tattles?

You missed it when I said. You all were making me laugh! From the poster who said. “Hi Kyle is that You?” No it’s me Paul!
To the One who said Cedric we know it’s you. Son of a French prostitute. I was laughing . I wasn’t ticked off!

Many posters held their own! Ms B led the way as the “Pit Bull”
If you can’t bark,don’t show your teeth! Her teeth She did show.

Back to your. I made threats comment. My words were advice. I said to S.H take some Friendly advice. I also said if you readers care enough about Her. You will help to keep Her on Her toes.
Where was the threat in that ? Don’t answer that!
I only come once a Year to spread the Holiday cheer!
Have A Good One.

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 10:14 AM | In reply to Jupiters Mother.

Shoot me an E-Mail
I don’nt,and wouldn’t need any of your personal information. We can do this discreetly. And You can receive your gift. Anonymously With out you disclosing your name.

The process will be very swift. And painless!

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 9:32 AM | In reply to Headhunter.

You lost me there.
I said all of your “Mosquitoes On Acid” Was not me!
Insults to Ms.B?

So let me get this straight. Ms.B has every right to to throw Her insults ,and sarcasm. But when I defended my position. I’m wrong? I’m mean spirited? It must be so,aweful?
Why is it because I’m a Man and Males are forbbiden to challenge Women? I guess Men can only go up against Men and Women are off limits?

Your Ms.B challenged me. I thought She knew me in another life. And She stucked to Her guns. We kept going back and forth. She then asked if She’s wasting Her time. I told Her yes She wasted 24hrs of it. I also told Her . That Her First mistake was engaging me.

There were no threats made from me,on this or any web page. I was more amused with Ms.B and Her knowledge on many subjects.And was empressed that She challenged me no end!

S.H even said to Her on the back thread .She liked that Ms.B is handling me. And handled me She did!

I told Her the joke was on Her. And it was. Because She wasted the last full 24hrs of Her time. She was very determine.

Somewhere along the way. A compliment was paid to Her. And I qoute. “Boy S.H” Your Ms.B is quite the fiesty One. And very head strong. I was praising Her.

In Regards to your “VP” comment. I did not insult. If anything I was the One who had insults thrown at me. From posters screaming (F) Shit ECT,,For the time I post! If anything You should feel insulted.

Just for “VP” claiming S.H was sending out Viruses. And took this off into a whole direction with others confused and paranoid.

No threats were made. Advice was given. Two different things.
S.H along the way caught onto me. And ask if I’m not going to offer Her readers anything for The Holidays this Year. I responded to Her that Her readers aren’t good at this. But the prize will go the poster who said.

She think she’s hit the A Goldmine”
I think you misconstrued me along the way. I may come off as an A** Hole because of my dominant roles in my personal life. So it may come across to you that I’m Ego tripped or aggressive. Not the case. A braggart I’m not!

Do You know how many times few posters said. “Don’t feed the trolls” With many of the stern warnings. You still kept engaging. When the wise Ones caught on. They jumped ship.

I did drop out somewhere along the way. Because I started getting confused with all the other mosquitoes.

“HoverBug” Any advice? Yes! The # 1 rule. Never feed the Trolls.
Moral of the story? “All signs are misleading”

Masquito On Acid.B.K.A Gaffe
Submitted on 2011/12/30 at 2:08 AM

I posted last night.
I said my peace. I left. Yes I’m Gaffe. Gaffe posted Yesterday.

My comments are never vile or repulsive. Only fun and light. You will quickly know it’s me if I ever post.
So I think You all have been confusing me with these many other posters.
“Nothing ventured,Nothing gained”
Be well.