On the last episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills…
SHAFT and Lisa Vander-rump are in Vegas for Pandorka’s bachelorette party…
… and they all are entertained by the Chippendale dancers!
More entertaining, however, was to watch how far SHAFT could open her mouth… it is truly amazing!
You could land a couple of planes in that mouth!
You could use it for hauling 50 lb bags of cement on a construction site!
Celine Dion could perform a concert in that mouth!
Here is the Chippendale’s performance… certainly the raw footage was sent overnight to Miss Andy at Bravo… for his approval.
When viewing, you will hear screeching… ear-splitting screeching. You have been warned!
wasted on happy pills & booze.
That mouth will haunt me forever.
Please!!! No more pictures of her this early.Just lost my breakfast!She’s hard to take at any time but right after eating is a nono!Gross doesn’t cover it.
we need a warning for ALL taylor photos….I haven’t eaten yet but I def lost my appetite. That first pic is just hideous!
Speaking of covering it, That biddy is a bit long in the tooth to be flashing her bloomers out in public. Did no one ever teach her how to sit like a lady? And what the dickens was she doing with a garter belt on? She is skank trashy. She would have definately lost Kennedy in a custody battle… another motive for her to kill him.
It’s not a garter belt lol if you look at Camille while she’s bowling she also has one in white. I think it’s to hold the wires for the microphones they have attached. She’s still a trashy skank with or without a garter lol
Oh well that makes sense. However SHAFT could have benefited from the ole ATL trick of shoving the mic pack in her britches down her backside , ala Kandi to create/accentuate a donkey bootie.
She needs prayer cloth.
*a prayer cloth.
tee hee. She sure does. She needed on in the Limo the other night and she needed one in Vegas. She is really a vile person.
Was that before her cigarette?
Next time he screams to the top of her lungs for a cigarette someone needs to hand her one o these
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa my favorite. I posted this in a comment Dec 7 after the Brandi party show:
I wish I could have been there to put a “load’ in her cig, you know the little thing that goes *BANG* about 3 drags in?Hahaa priceless.
Great minds MP…..
How do you find all this youtube stuff? Are you the curator there?
You know what that reminds me of That Scene in CONEHEADS when Beldar goes to the Dentist (jon lovitz) and he says Open up and Beldar and its a mouth with just rows and rows of teeth
Love that scene, Lisa!
Shana is a beast with that unhinged jaw ready to devour her prey. Shana is so vile and evil (those four letters describe her completely).
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I’ve seen smaller potholes than that ugly mouth of hers.
LOL. Literally I did😊
‘minds me of my favorite Geico commercial
I waited until I had a trash can close by to watch the clip. Is it just me, or did anyone else note a hint of regret from Lisa for inviting Shana? She was being polite, I think, but she looked like she was getting tired of Shana being so loud and “grabby” when she probably mostly wanted to spend time with Pandora.
Body language tells me she regreted extending Shana the invitation. Maybe it was done at Bravo’s prompting.
How annoying!!
She is a flippin’ fist magnet…in every situation. She needs to work on herself if she is going to stop getting hit, because there is only one person I know who wouldn’t punch her in her mouth to shut her the hell up and she is in Heaven….Mother Teresa.
What is with her pawing everyone and screaming in their ears? She has to be doing that on purpose. No body is that inconsiderate or out of control.
Bizarre.
She could not stand for any of the attention to be off her. I really think she was a bit jelous of the dancers and of course of Pandy and Lisa. Thank goodness SHAFT wasn’t at the wedding could you imagine the shenanigans she would pull there? And she would have had those dry ice frozen peach infused drinks(looked yummy btw) to blame it all on.
The center of attention seekers on this show is amazing, no wonder they fight for air time.
When Kyle suctioned her stinky stuff to Mohammed’s table, The SHAFT had to get behind her and pull her leg behind her flashing her stinky stuff to the crowd.
Those two are Beavis and Butthead’s sisters, Beaver and Buttlips.
yeah….I was thinking someone’s gonna have to call the carpet cleaners at the Malibu beach brawl.
lol beaver and buttlips.
Lol to the both of youz!
She has no boundaries when it comes to her need for attention. Like jumping into the arms of the table guy…..no boundaries.
she knew this was being filmed she knew her pictures were being taken and that Russell would find out if she was truely in fear of her life she wouldnt have behaved like a whore meeting a ship of sailors.
lol! even a whore would show more decorum…..complete waste of protoplasm.
I cant say for sure that even Mother Teresa might be tempted to ask Jesus for permission to do the world a solid and lay her out cold.
LOL!!
She’s just so needy clingy and woest poor me yet she forgets all the nasty things she has said to everyone when it’s convenient or when she gets treated to free VIP treatment.Lisa told mighty mouth to ‘calm down’ at one stage during chipmunk performance..I think Bravo organized scene.was Mighty Mouth trying to be coy or something while dancing on stage with the ‘ monks’ everything about her is as false as a dana’s trashy accessories!
She’s like something out of “The Ring”.
With that big mouth, she can swallow Lisa whole.
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@ @freeelena lol. It’s a lip implant not injections. Bad decision in my twenties…stuck with it.
Maybe she should “un-stick” with it instead of opting to induce a nationwide collective gag reflex everytime we have to see her.
She admitted a mistake, but she is continuing that mistake to her detriment…at least she is consistent on that front.
Uh-huh, so she says. Only it seems that in the pic of her while pregnant at *34* it doesn’t look like she had had ANY plastic surgery, yet.
Tell me lies tell me sweet lil lies…
Bish can’t even keep up. Pix don’t lie!
Don’t fail me now Piley….this one’s for u!
How bouts this one?
I can see Lil John and the East Side Boyz in her mouth. ALL of them…
That’s a huge entourage
Bish close your mouth!
Ba da dom dom dom 3,6,9 get low! (remix)
Radaronline has the most ridicilous article on Taylor today, something about tabing her reaction to the judge her hit her daughter and claiming Russell could have done the same to Kennedy. I don’t understand the relevance other than her publicist sent to them to keep her name current as the season ends. here is the link if interested
http://tinyurl.com/7e4bunn
SHAFT is a piece of work. And the judge’s daughter and ex-wife don’t have pure intentions either. Just no words to describe my thoughts at SHAFT’s latest attempt to demonize Kennedy’s dead daddy.
Lol Did y’all read all the comments? Hiss
Me-Go needs to pray to her Jesus to make traylor trash GO AWAY! Thank you Jesus in advance!
Taylor is a poor idiot …she likes to ”follow” these ignorant housewives in what they do.
Only Lisa Vanderpump appears to be somewhat capable to cook and maintain the house.
Kyle she likes to party…when she has the time to play with Portia?
Kim is mentally gone…because of all the drugs that she takes.
Brandi is ”dirty” and ”dumb”….she likes to chat about oral sex…..she’s so filthy.
Dana is also”dumb”….she paid $25.000 for a pair of glasses.
(I paid 20.00).
Camille is clever to a fault.
Adrienne is a 2 faces …trying to make peace….yes sure.
Paul Nasiff is a 2 faces…he talks bad behind people’s back.(remember about KIm R. and RussellA.).
Ken is a good man …he tries to please Mrs Vanderpump.
Well in Dr Paul;s defense he was right on the money with what he said about both of them and he took it straight to them both. Kim in his office(giving her an opportunity to explain(fib a bit) about the nature of her substance abuse) and Russel(There was a problem with her lying)
Damna is dumb. And she aint even worthy of Dr Paul’s truth.