The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
Do you even know what a cleft palate is? Apparently you don’t because a cleft palate is inside of your mouth. Also when someone who is born with a birth defect like that if they have a great surgeon no one could tell if you did or didn’t.
Obviously ames meant a cleft lip…most people assume the cleft palate includes the lip but they are separate defects and often show up together, you can have one without the other. Still, not something to joke about…
My mom does these operations for free with operation smile. The before pics look like shana. Not everyone has the means to get this fixed at birth. And cleft palate is what i meant. It isnt only on the inside. It can be both.
I got what you meant by it, Ames. I know you didn’t mean it as joking about a birth defect; you meant that a woman with NO defect went and messed with her face (out of vanity), and now it looks like it has a defect. I have known plenty of people who were born with cleft palates/lips, and even a “perfect” correction can still be noticed. Just a fact; nothing to laugh at or get bent out of shape over.
Your mom is wonderful to perform those surgeries at no cost. My friend was born with a cleft palate. She had many surgeries when she was young most of them were nose jobs. It caused her to be insecure bc kids made fun of her appearance. They didn’t want to have her nose done until she was in high school. She’s such a sweet, smart person. Your mom is doing great things for those kids!
I’m nearly certain she’s using the opposite excuse. The lips were recommended to improve her vocal stylings. Or she needed a larger instrument to make fart noises.
Ya know what I think would be hysterical. If these girls that do this to themselves would rock some bright red lipstick. Notice how they all are forced to use that matte pale pink?
I’m guessing she went in requesting the ScaJo mouth and came out with a budget Kartrashian lip. Or JoGo finally broke down and socked her in her poison sucker
she has that wierd lipliner that shows on her bottom lip too, Pam Anderson style, it looks terrible, I never liked MeGo but I always thought she was pretty, now not so much. Also Kathy in a tight bandage Kim Kardashian dress again!! For such a devoted mommy and saint of a wife she sure is out in alot of night clubs lately!
Yes, the botoxed and ballooned up lip are one thing (does she have one of those fake teeth clip on thingys on top of all of this?), but wtf is that guy wearing in the second photo? Are those red velvet harem pants? What sort of d-bag wears that? Never mind, the sort of d-bag that would want to be around MeGo.
True those are d-bag pants. In fact that’s a d-bag hairdo. Now that feller looks young enough to pull it off from the picture. But I have a thing about them fauxhawks(sorty like my no sock thang) if you’re a dude over 30, you cant wear a fauxhawk and not be steeped in d-bagery
I guess she saw how great Jax face looks and decided to schedule an appt with her Doc. I remember a while ago her sister Lysa wrote on her facebook that her and Kim were going to get botox. She wrote something stupid like rhymes with motox.
MeGo is setting things up to make a story about how she can no longer sing. So many people have told her that she cant sing. So in order to cover her ass she is messing with her lips. Next will be her nose.(or did she already do that?) Anyways she can put the story out that she went to have a little work done. In the process something went wrong and her singing is horrible! “Oh jesus what happen to my voice!” “It has to be what was done to my lips and nose because I used to sing wonderfully”….”Oh dear god what am I to do?” She has to then sue the plastic surgeon. If she doesnt then someone might call her a liar….lol…Personaly she should have ass implants cause she sings out of her ass maybe that would improve the sound…lol…
WOW Kathy, give up the bandage dresses. Please! I think your crotch might slip and fall out onto the floor or something.
Melissa, I guess you had to get bigger lips in order to cover all the square mileage on Caroline’s ass.
Vicki, I hope you know that when someone expresses a negative opinion about someone, it is never a compliment and shouldn’t be taken as one. Also, just because its negative doesn’t mean its wrong. Plenty of these RH women say they’re religious and then they go on their merry way doing plastic surgery and fillers for purely cosmetic reasons. You don’t go changing the face God gave you if you’re super religious. This means they’re hypocrites and I relish in pointing it out.
Aww too bad I didn’t get you to laugh with my Kathy comment too! I was originally going to put “Kathy, if you’re wearing bandage dresses that often, maybe you should get your crotch a LifeAlert for when it slips, falls and can’t get back up.” You decide.
I hope it is permanent. Nobody could ever take anything that came out of those hot dog bun lips seriously. Why is she so stupid? She looks like a mutant fish swimming in toxic waste.
OMG I hadn’t heard that video in ages. She really cannot sing at all! How funny and sad at the same time. And now with the lips she won’t be able to open and close them rapidly enough to lip synch. How funny…………………………………… How talentless is this hag. The only thing she had going for her was her looks and now she has ruined them. Now she looks older, too.
Sorry, she didn’t give many details. She was asked about the tweet (she meaning Sherry) and she confirmed it was Melissa who got into an altercation with someone (I thought she said stylist) at the party. The only other thing she mentioned was that Teresa thought she was talking about her because T tweeted back and told her she was mistaken because she (T) wasn’t even there… LOL.
Yes in the segment with celeb tweets. It was hilarious. They can’t tell the NJ housewives apart and silly Teresa thought the “hot mess” whatever was referring to her. Talk about trigger finger. I know she’s busy and wily, but WTH? No names were mentioned. Or was she involved in a brawl in NY at the sane time?
Someone asked Sherri in a tweet if it was Teresa that got into a fight and Sherri said No, but she was there. Teresa wasn’t at the party and that’s what Teresa tweeted.
Uh oh, someone is going to go all Jersey on you! (get it, Taylor said she was going to go Oklahoma on Kim). Robyn, I don’t take it personal. TV has a way of making people generalize people because of a show. examples, Sopranos, Cake boss, Jerseylicious. I just laugh. I am still proud of dirty jersey! Wouldn’t want to live anywhere else!
Miss Belladee, I am giving you such a big hug .. you really rock and I am so GLAD you’re a fellow Jersey Girl!
It doesn’t bother me too much elsewhere, but here it does kind of rankle. There are so many really great posters on here and SH is a community I really enjoy being a part of!
Hit the like button. Why do posters keep doing this? How the hail could less than 10 woman represent a city or a state? I nave lived all over the US. Maybe you need to get outside more.
Now that she’s workin’ the trout pout, she needs to get a chin shave. Then she’ll need to get her hairline lowered. Eventually, she’ll just have to change her name to Colleen Metcalf.
she looks identical to my cousin who has allergies on her top lip and it gets pink and makes her look like she has lip implants . I hope she doesn’t use this as an excuse. if she does we will know she reads SH lol
Yes she did have work done. It was done to her upper lip for one, it looks like they made it (believe it or not) smaller. And two, it looks like she had something done to her skin to lighten it. Remember “she isn’t black” remember she “answered” that question at the reunion. Trust me that girl got some black in her big time.
She did something disgusting with her top lip. Now she looks like she permanently smells sh*t. Fabulous.
Omg, SH! It looks like she has two bottom lips or a cleft palate.
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I meant to draw this : ( )
Do you even know what a cleft palate is? Apparently you don’t because a cleft palate is inside of your mouth. Also when someone who is born with a birth defect like that if they have a great surgeon no one could tell if you did or didn’t.
Obviously ames meant a cleft lip…most people assume the cleft palate includes the lip but they are separate defects and often show up together, you can have one without the other. Still, not something to joke about…
My mom does these operations for free with operation smile. The before pics look like shana. Not everyone has the means to get this fixed at birth. And cleft palate is what i meant. It isnt only on the inside. It can be both.
I got what you meant by it, Ames. I know you didn’t mean it as joking about a birth defect; you meant that a woman with NO defect went and messed with her face (out of vanity), and now it looks like it has a defect. I have known plenty of people who were born with cleft palates/lips, and even a “perfect” correction can still be noticed. Just a fact; nothing to laugh at or get bent out of shape over.
Your mom is wonderful to perform those surgeries at no cost. My friend was born with a cleft palate. She had many surgeries when she was young most of them were nose jobs. It caused her to be insecure bc kids made fun of her appearance. They didn’t want to have her nose done until she was in high school. She’s such a sweet, smart person. Your mom is doing great things for those kids!
Looks like she’s had her nose done and her lips Shana’d
Hahaha good one!! Dopey MeGo has a ways to go before she’s in Shana’s lip league, but she’s rockin a little puffy-ness.
Why do women do this to themselves?!?
She looks hideously deformed.
Agreed! She’s trying to erase the Italian, huh? She looks ridickulous.
hahahaha she should have left well enough alone stupid twit lol
‘sides that lip might get in the way of her *ahem* singing.
I’m nearly certain she’s using the opposite excuse. The lips were recommended to improve her vocal stylings. Or she needed a larger instrument to make fart noises.
tee hee. Poison extraction instruments just to distract her dingbat husband from his wallet. That’s all.
I have always felt that melissa is very pretty! She doesn’t need to have anything done. But her upper lip does look crazy in the pictures.
Ya know what I think would be hysterical. If these girls that do this to themselves would rock some bright red lipstick. Notice how they all are forced to use that matte pale pink?
Then they would need a big bright red round nose! They do get close to becoming clowns!
True Tm. I loooove accents and fond this little gem of a tutorial. What a hoot.
That one will never be satisfied. May she enjoy her..display….
Love your screen name! LOL
Melissa is looking like Jo from RHWOBH. How is Jo’s singing career going?
I meant Orange County.
She’s currently working at Lookers.
Lol, funny! She reminds me of her.
Right?
that chick does look like Judy. and Melissa’s lip looks dumb
You’ve made me nostalgic for Judy’s old Diet Dr. Pepper commercials.
She looks ridiculous.
I’m guessing she went in requesting the ScaJo mouth and came out with a budget Kartrashian lip. Or JoGo finally broke down and socked her in her poison sucker
Now you might be on to sumpin there Mt.
wow. she’s starting to make the “Rock of Love” girls look like absolute debutantes.
bahahahahaha. for real.
Her top lip is enlarged. It makes her nose look bigger. She is mean and ugly.
She still looks ugly, wasted her money.
Looks like she showed for an event too soon after a restylane treatment
When I see girls like this from across the room they sorta look like they got fever blisters.
or attacked by leeches.
Uh oh… JoGo been running around again and MeGo caught da herpes? Lol
Awful, just awful…….she looks like a fish
She looks like a horse face with fish lips! And Kathy..poor Kathy
Sometimes this procedure looks good, but it doesn’t look good on Melissa, it just doesn’t suit her.
she has that wierd lipliner that shows on her bottom lip too, Pam Anderson style, it looks terrible, I never liked MeGo but I always thought she was pretty, now not so much. Also Kathy in a tight bandage Kim Kardashian dress again!! For such a devoted mommy and saint of a wife she sure is out in alot of night clubs lately!
Is is just me?! When I 1st looked at the pic real quick…right in the lip (smile) & chin area, it looks Kim KardashISH to me!
Kim Kardashian or that Nicole girl form the pussy cat dolls
Yes, the botoxed and ballooned up lip are one thing (does she have one of those fake teeth clip on thingys on top of all of this?), but wtf is that guy wearing in the second photo? Are those red velvet harem pants? What sort of d-bag wears that? Never mind, the sort of d-bag that would want to be around MeGo.
True those are d-bag pants. In fact that’s a d-bag hairdo. Now that feller looks young enough to pull it off from the picture. But I have a thing about them fauxhawks(sorty like my no sock thang) if you’re a dude over 30, you cant wear a fauxhawk and not be steeped in d-bagery
What’s up with that dbag NeNe running with tonight? That was hard to watch!
that was disgustingly hard to watch, verging on offensive at times! When NeNe said, “your making me blush” and he said “I can’t tell”……Uh Hello? WTH!
Srsly like was she being set up?! Punked
Everybody knows MeGo can’t sing!
She got some chit in her lips alright. She just put more in the top is all that is. Stoopid
I guess she saw how great Jax face looks and decided to schedule an appt with her Doc. I remember a while ago her sister Lysa wrote on her facebook that her and Kim were going to get botox. She wrote something stupid like rhymes with motox.
and Kathy needs to come to terms that she is almost 50 and stop keeping up with Melissa.
Agree those bandage dresses are HORRIBLE on her, she needs to stop using the Junior’s section stylist. That’s OK Kathy i had to back away too.
Judy Tenuta reference! It could happen!
Blesser of bunions, buffer of foreheads!
MeGo is setting things up to make a story about how she can no longer sing. So many people have told her that she cant sing. So in order to cover her ass she is messing with her lips. Next will be her nose.(or did she already do that?) Anyways she can put the story out that she went to have a little work done. In the process something went wrong and her singing is horrible! “Oh jesus what happen to my voice!” “It has to be what was done to my lips and nose because I used to sing wonderfully”….”Oh dear god what am I to do?” She has to then sue the plastic surgeon. If she doesnt then someone might call her a liar….lol…Personaly she should have ass implants cause she sings out of her ass maybe that would improve the sound…lol…
Oh no… that heffa don’t need to sue nobody! Her azz need to stay at home and take her her kids! It’s the holidays! Chit
Lol her her… I’m all in a hissy.
Holy crap!! Her lip’s look crazy.. eww
She looks like an blowfish. . I guess she will do anything to keep people talking about her. She looks awful and stupid. What an idiot!
omg she f*ed up her face!
WOW Kathy, give up the bandage dresses. Please! I think your crotch might slip and fall out onto the floor or something.
Melissa, I guess you had to get bigger lips in order to cover all the square mileage on Caroline’s ass.
Vicki, I hope you know that when someone expresses a negative opinion about someone, it is never a compliment and shouldn’t be taken as one. Also, just because its negative doesn’t mean its wrong. Plenty of these RH women say they’re religious and then they go on their merry way doing plastic surgery and fillers for purely cosmetic reasons. You don’t go changing the face God gave you if you’re super religious. This means they’re hypocrites and I relish in pointing it out.
As poorly as she looked in the last one, you would have thought she would have abandoned those fughly dresses.
“Melissa, I guess you had to get bigger lips in order to cover all the square mileage on Caroline’s ass.” I actually LOL
Aww too bad I didn’t get you to laugh with my Kathy comment too! I was originally going to put “Kathy, if you’re wearing bandage dresses that often, maybe you should get your crotch a LifeAlert for when it slips, falls and can’t get back up.” You decide.
Oh my! Her lips looks like a blowup fish! OMG! When will she stop? Melissa, you look even uglier now. YIKES!
She looks like a duck..quack quack!
This was from the party where Sherri Shepherd saw her altercation.
Maybe somebody belted her n gave her a FAT LIP
I hope it is permanent. Nobody could ever take anything that came out of those hot dog bun lips seriously. Why is she so stupid? She looks like a mutant fish swimming in toxic waste.
OMG I hadn’t heard that video in ages. She really cannot sing at all! How funny and sad at the same time. And now with the lips she won’t be able to open and close them rapidly enough to lip synch. How funny…………………………………… How talentless is this hag. The only thing she had going for her was her looks and now she has ruined them. Now she looks older, too.
Omg, she’s even more hideous than normal. I have no idea what makes these women think this is attractive? She looks like she was in an accident.
Yep, the lips are messed up, looks like a bee stung her in the lips.
ms sh,
can you post some previous pics of melissa and these so we can compare (ok, make fun of)?
According to Sheri Shepard;s twitter MEGO caused a scene at that party…disgusting.
Now with these lips she will FINALLY sound like Donald Duck or Tweety….
SH — can you find out what happened at that party with Sherry Shepherd? I saw some tweets but did not think Melissa had anything to do with it.
It was Melissa, Sherry Shepherd just mentioned it on the show
I didn’t watch it — can anyone provide details? Thanks!
Sorry, she didn’t give many details. She was asked about the tweet (she meaning Sherry) and she confirmed it was Melissa who got into an altercation with someone (I thought she said stylist) at the party. The only other thing she mentioned was that Teresa thought she was talking about her because T tweeted back and told her she was mistaken because she (T) wasn’t even there… LOL.
Yes in the segment with celeb tweets. It was hilarious. They can’t tell the NJ housewives apart and silly Teresa thought the “hot mess” whatever was referring to her. Talk about trigger finger. I know she’s busy and wily, but WTH? No names were mentioned. Or was she involved in a brawl in NY at the sane time?
Someone asked Sherri in a tweet if it was Teresa that got into a fight and Sherri said No, but she was there. Teresa wasn’t at the party and that’s what Teresa tweeted.
lawwwwwwd !
her face looks like a prolapsed rectum ..
chick looks worse than she did before !!!!!!!!
I have to stop eating while reading this site.
Now I know what a prolapsed rectum looks like!
LOL!
Kathy is way too old to wear a dress that short and that tight.
She is attractive in a New Jersey kind of way but went way overboard on the upper lip!
What exactly is “attractive in a New Jersey kind of way?” I’d really like to know since I’m born and bred in NJ. I want to know if I’m “attractive.”
Uh oh, someone is going to go all Jersey on you! (get it, Taylor said she was going to go Oklahoma on Kim). Robyn, I don’t take it personal. TV has a way of making people generalize people because of a show. examples, Sopranos, Cake boss, Jerseylicious. I just laugh. I am still proud of dirty jersey! Wouldn’t want to live anywhere else!
Miss Belladee, I am giving you such a big hug .. you really rock and I am so GLAD you’re a fellow Jersey Girl!
It doesn’t bother me too much elsewhere, but here it does kind of rankle. There are so many really great posters on here and SH is a community I really enjoy being a part of!
Hit the like button. Why do posters keep doing this? How the hail could less than 10 woman represent a city or a state? I nave lived all over the US. Maybe you need to get outside more.
Now that she’s workin’ the trout pout, she needs to get a chin shave. Then she’ll need to get her hairline lowered. Eventually, she’ll just have to change her name to Colleen Metcalf.
she looks identical to my cousin who has allergies on her top lip and it gets pink and makes her look like she has lip implants . I hope she doesn’t use this as an excuse. if she does we will know she reads SH lol
She should call her album, Melissa and the blow fish. OK that was corny, just I am in a silly mood
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Yes she did have work done. It was done to her upper lip for one, it looks like they made it (believe it or not) smaller. And two, it looks like she had something done to her skin to lighten it. Remember “she isn’t black” remember she “answered” that question at the reunion. Trust me that girl got some black in her big time.
Buck: That whole “Melissa is black” thing started right here on SH… back in January! It was a joke!!! TFC!! SH
http://stoopidhousewives.com/2011/01/10/melissa-gorga-separated-at-birth/
She looks as bad as Jacqueline does. Except Jacqueline can’t talk right with her big lips – but then again it could just be the alcohol….
She’s a dead ringer for the Indian guy on COMMUNITY!
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