ALEXIS BELLINO: Real Housewives of Orange County…Alexis Got Herself A Brand New Nose

                                                                              Alexis Bellino… BEFORE

                            Alexis Bellino, center, with her chick friends at “The Magic of Giving” fundraiser held in Costa Mesa on November 22. (On the right is Sarah Winchester, “friend” of the RHOOC…)

               August, 2011                                                            May 2011

January 2011                                                          March 2011

Alexis Bellino had a nose job on October 17.   She says that people encountering her these days notice that something about her has changed, but they tend not to immediately realize what it is.  Alexis was concerned that her husband, Taliban Jimbo Bellino wouldn’t like the outcome… but…

“Oh, he loves it,” Alexis said. “Thank God. I prayed for about a week on that one.”  More about Alexis and her nose job… here.  (The second article in the link is about Alexis’ plastic surgeon… he performed breast augmentation and a nose job on his own daughter…)

Alexis Bellino’s views on being a Christian, her clothing choices and cosmetic procedures…

  • “It seems everyone is looking for contradictory behavior that ‘proves’ I’m not a ‘real’ Christian. Here’s an example: Some have said, ‘If you believe in God and that He has a plan, isn’t it going against His plan to alter your body with breast augmentation or Botox?’ ”
  • “Part of me wants to slap on my shortest shorts, hop on my soapbox in my highest spike heels, and start yelling out things like, ‘What kind of Christian would YOU like me to be?’ or ‘What kind of Christian—who isn’t supposed to judge—would say that someone isn’t a ‘real’ Christian because of a wardrobe choice?’ ”
  • “I believe it is okay for me to have a procedure done on my body because it boosts my confidence and I believe that God wants me to be happy.”
  • “When I post something on Facebook about going on Playboy Radio and I am told I’m not Christian, it makes me scratch my head. Did you know that Playboy gives millions of dollars to charities all over the world, including March of Dimes, and several other children’s organizations? I’m not ashamed to have been on Playboy radio at all!”
Alexis is a spokesperson for her plastic surgeon… posted November 8…

About Stoopid Housewives

The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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141 Responses to ALEXIS BELLINO: Real Housewives of Orange County…Alexis Got Herself A Brand New Nose

  1. Flowers says:

    She really is the most stoopid of all of the HW.

  2. BelowSeaLevel says:

    Hmmm…What is it with this chick? What a hypocrite. These two comments:

    “What kind of Christian—who isn’t supposed to judge—would say that someone isn’t a ‘real’ Christian because of a wardrobe choice?’”
    “…it boosts my confidence and I believe that God wants me to be happy.”

    I wonder if she has asked herself why she judges people and their lifestyle choices, but to judge her makes someone not a “real” Christian. If someone wants to marry someone of the same sex and it makes them happy, that is a sin according to her…even if it makes them happy…but she is a Christian doing whatever makes her happy…including judging people?

    This air head is really, really stoopid. She believes she can judge, but no one else can pass judgment on her. She believes God wants her to do whatever makes her happy, but no one else should have the freedom to make themselves happy and be a Christian doing anything if air head doesn’t agree. If only she could get someone to comp her a freebie brain to make herself happy.

    • mssuburbia says:

      Using the word “real” as an adjective for “Christian,” is inherently judgmental, Alexis. Ya dumbass.

      • Pompano Ann says:

        Yeah; I do think she is pretty; most of the OC wives are; but her personality and throwing that religious card around makes her not attractive at all! Like I have mention in some of my blogs be careful when people start using it; especially the housewives; if they were Catholic would they allow Bravo cameras in the confessionals? There would be some ratings!

      • vp says:

        Yeah, that’s her point, isn’t it? I’m not a big OC fan, but I think it’s other people who are trying to say she’s not a “real” christian, right? But since I don’t religiously watch the show (ha!) I’m not aware anyone really ever said she wasn’t a Christian. But if that’s the case, I cry foul.

        California people are just crazy. But, hey. If you say you’re a Christian and you don’t murder people, rape women or hurt children, I pretty much think God and you can the sort the rest out.

        • mssuburbia says:

          Well, except that “Christianity” has become synonymous with “hurting people (through oppression and hatred).”

          • madepiley says:

            And that makes me sad. So sad that people are religiously abused to the point of despair. I am a christian who is sure that God loves me in all my crazy glory. flaws n all. I dont get it “right” even half the time but I still find comfort in the fact that God sees my heart and loves me anyways. If God loves me ,then he loves my gay brothers and sisters too. Shutter to think that my sexual preference would gain me entrance to heaven or bar me from it. Can we have a bit of church up in here?

            • mssuburbia says:

              Preach it, sister! Amen. Pass the wine.

            • K says:

              Well said mp!
              The political climate has brought the Christian extremists out of the woodwork more and more and their actions are being held up to their preachings and their hypocrisy becomes blinding in it’s inconsistency’s.
              It’s not just Christianity, there are people/groups in every major religion that go counter to the teachings of love, forgiveness and acceptance when it comes to issues that are fearful to them or can be used to judge others in the name of God/Allah/
              Jehovah/Buddha etc…

              • Sistah T says:

                The TRUE God of the Universe is nothing like any person you know on Earth or any other man-made god. It took me a long time to process that God isn’t anything like my own Dad. I lived with the idea that God was sitting up there with his big finger ready to point it at me when I messed up, strike me down, and then turn His back on me making me feel ashamed and ostracized. So.Not.True. No where does Jesus (who is God’s Son and a reflection of the Father) treat anyone like that even under torture. God put it in us to know Him as He is. I think that is why “Christian in name only’s” are so offensive.

            • ames says:

              And im a californian who isnt dumb, crazy or have any plastic surgery:) she has evangelical boobs. Thats the best/funniest thing to me. My testimony to christ and my big fake tits simulatenously lead people to the promise land… Her megatron superdome pastor encouraged using her fake tits for christ and i want to make a sign and picket/ evangelize outside their church with it. Too much?

        • girlgonemild says:

          I’m from Cali and not all of us are kray kray ( okay maybe a 1/4 of the population is/are)…

    • CharlieGirl says:

      Well said!

      Boobs, nose job and short shorts makes her “happy” so God oks it. People of same sex in loving, happy relationships is not ok with God. So God is superficial and shallow then?

  3. madepiley says:

    Hail far. It likes like the tip of her nose was fashioned look like the tip of sumpin else. Did Jimbo donate his in an effort to reenact the book of genesis? ‘cept not a rib dis time.

  4. mssuburbia says:

    She didn’t need a new nose. She needs her eyes moved further apart.

    I can see how it all makes her feel better about herself . . . since Jesus and JimBob leave her feeling so empty and shallow.

    • vp says:

      It’s the chicken or the egg. Does Jesus and Jim leave her feeling empty and shallow…or is she empty and shollow and ended up with a Glam Jesus and Jimbo?

      • mssuburbia says:

        I don’t know, but I hope she looks into it. She’s the one who’s spiritually superior, and she’s also the one who needs to “boost [her] confidence.” Kinda leaves one to wonder why she’s so sad, with all that Jesus in her heart.

        • K says:

          Right?? External fixes ain’t gonna boost her self confidence in any way that’s real and lasting.
          It made ME a little sad to read that she prayed for a week that Jim would like her new nose…there’s something really off about that in itself.
          Maybe a prayer that Jim would love and see her for inner beauty whatever her nose looked like would be a prayer that would help her truly calm that manic, wiry insecure and superficial energy she radiates..

          • mssuburbia says:

            Jim’s a misogynistic bastage. Hey Alexis!–your face is screwed; get over the self-indulgent pity party and narcissistic delusion. Get out with your dignity and your kids, k? You can always go to school and grow some self-esteem.

            • madepiley says:

              is this one a BPD too?

              • mssuburbia says:

                No, I think Alexis is Histrionic Personality Disorder, extremely codependent, and a complimentary narcissist to her husband. I think her narcissism is just traits and overcompensation for extremely low self-image, not NPD. I think her apparent-narcissistic traits are mostly due to “brainwashing” by her husband, because she is his narcissistic supply. He is a true malignant narcissist, without conscious or empathy. She would see a ruthless side of him if she tried to leave, and he would probably try to starve her out. He controls her through her fear of, and intimidation by, his superior “power” and “wisdom.” My guess is that he controls all the money, as well, and she may not even be aware of that. He probably gives her an “allowance,” and hides the rest–and still doesn’t have nearly as much as she thinks he does.

                • K says:

                  Wow, I totally agree Mssuburbia. Great break down of their situation.
                  I do think Alexis will leave him someday. Either she will catch him cheating, which is a possibility with a man who is only looking to get his needs met without regard to anyone else or she will truly see the light and realize what’s up.
                  I get the sense that she’s playing a role, like a little girl playing house, and eventually she’ll evolve out of it and realize that if she stays, he won’t allow her to grow as she wishes to because it threatens him too deeply.
                  As sad and annoying as she can be, I still think that she can do better than Jim on every level and would be a healthier and happier person with a different sort of man.
                  I don’t know why but I have hope for this one..

                  • mssuburbia says:

                    I have hope for her too, and think she can do way better–but she has to break free before she can grow up, because JimBob will become a warden if it appears that she’s doing too much thinking on her own. I think Alexis’ mother is her sympathetic witness, so at least she’ll have some support when she’s ready to leave.

                    BTW, I meant “conscience.” I do that a lot. :)

                    • K says:

                      He doesn’t have much real consciousness either ,so you aren’t that far off in your mistake.
                      I agree about her mother and I think that if she ever does break free she’ll realize there are many more sympathetic witnesses around her than she realized in her defensiveness.
                      The biggest obstacle I see is the possible “God hates divorce” angle that Jim could hammer away at, but if God really wants her to be happy then why can’t she divorce someone who is oppressive?
                      Gotta be generalizable or it ain’t the true truth.

              • Mythunker says:

                No way, MP. I just don’t see it..

  5. Linda says:

    Hate to be off topic here but- have you guys read Kim Richards of BevHills twitter account? If this is the real Kim Richards….WOW…what a MEAN BITCH!! I can’t tweet, but is there a way to prove if it is the true Kim Richards???

  6. AngryOldman says:

    It must be a load off God’s mind that Alexis is making herself happy through plastic surgery and hooker heels. You know, so He doesn’t have to worry about it.

  7. SheBeSoBE says:

    Feed the hungry or get a nose job?
    Buy books for an underserved school or enhance my boobs?

    I wonder what Jesus would advise.
    I’m sure that pinchy-pinch nose serves SOME unselfish purpose, right?

    • madepiley says:

      I reckon for rootin around up in Jimbos rectum…er…um… I mean cleaving to him.

      • SheBeSoBE says:

        Sad thing is, try as we may, we all age, we all get older, we all lose our youth and youthful looks. I can’t imagine what will be left of her when she hits 50. Which has me thinkin’, what will last longer, her Plastic Altercations or their Supposed Money?

      • K says:

        Well, in all fairness to Alexis, a pinched nose does take in less air, so she is indirectly contributing to society by giving everyone more oxygen.

        • madepiley says:

          But its her and her husband’s overabundance of bs that leads to her gargantuan carbon footprint. So perhaps they could visit the proctologist to cap that off a bit?

          • K says:

            Yes, a trip to the proctologist would be the environmentally responsible thing to do.
            Good point. :)
            You’re on fire today mp, that troll got you all pumped up !

            • Mythunker says:

              Troll? Man, I’ve been missing out lately… On what post? Sorry I didn’t have your back, MP. :( Not like you need it though!!!
              Tough little blondie, you are. Yoda, how I feel.

  8. No Comment! I despise her and that creep…DONE!!! My cats are smarter.

  9. Annah says:

    The problem with Alexis is that she is the biggest hypocrite, well next to Melissa. Honestly, I all for plastic surgery in moderation, I’d have nothing to say about what she does to enhance her appearance, however, she tries to come off as a serious Christian and it is insulting to REAL Christians. It SAYS in the BIBLE by GOD himself not to alter your body, (no tattoos, no piercings, no plastic surgery). If she wants to be REAL than she needs to follow what GOD says is right and wrong, not just pick and choose what to follow based on what suits her. If she doesn’t want to obey GOD’s word than she should stop pretending to be such a great Christian, you can’t have both.

  10. God, Just chop off her head already! I don’t care if I ever see her again…and I certainly can’t listen to that idiot speak! UGH!!!

  11. Does anyone really listen to this Bimbo’s view of religion? She needs to work that IHJZ crowd. She could so be their new leader. Alexass needs her people, to call Lynn Hudson’s people, and set this up.

  12. belowsealevel says:

    Omg, i think she is totally wearing the same clothes in the 2nd & 3rd pics. Omg!

  13. PixelDust says:

    ..

    I’m not quite sure what to think of her. Although, I do think she’s the best looking one on the show…nose job or not..hehe

    • mssuburbia says:

      Tamra’s by far the best looking. At least all her facial features are in the right places, even if her mouth is out of control. Alexis has a nice body (from being anorexic), but she’s got a butterface. And the rest of them look like trolls.

      • K says:

        I agree about Tamra being the best looking, she has the most natural/unnatural beauty of all of them.
        I hope Tamara’s going lighter with the tox these days and lettiing her face upper face relax a little, she was looking too frozen last season.
        The funniest/saddest thing is watching these women try to cry when they can’t move their faces….and Gretchen looks like a rodent, not a troll. :)

        • mssuburbia says:

          LOL! I totally agree. Gretchen looks like . . . hang on, I’m getting the visual . . . you’re right, it’s a rat! Templeton, from Charlotte’s Web! I hate–HATE–when she uses “N” where “M” should be, like, “I’n sooo serious. I’n not getting nillions and nillions off Jeff.” gawd, can she just keep her teeth INSIDE her mouth? Ugh.

          • K says:

            LOL LOL, she DOES look like Templeton and she DOES use N instead of M! That’s partly why she looks like a rat, because she talks like a rat with those teeth hanging around outside! I get it now..
            I never realized the N/M thing consciously, but it’s a najor thing that annoys ne and I couldn’t put my finger on it.
            She has those cutesy, folksy affectations that come off horribly fake.. cuz they are.

            Omg I’m still laughing

          • RomoSheDiNT says:

            MsSub, u just got lol of the day! :-D

      • belladee says:

        No way! Tamra has that “Did someone just do poopy in their pants” permanent look on her face! The sides of her nose are all wrinkled up.

        • K says:

          She does have that look, I just did it with my own face and I felt like Tamra.
          I think it’s because she can’t move the top half of her face so all expression must be done at or below the nose, it ends up looking weird.
          Even with the stank face I still think she’s prettier than Alexis…sad isn’t it?

          • mssuburbia says:

            Yes, she is still prettier. I think her nose wrinkles are just aging, so she gets a pass from me. Alexis is . . . ick. I also think Tamra’s pretty funny even though she’s a biatch. She has a pretty sharp wit.

            • belladee says:

              She was so nasty when she threw that “cyst and decease” order at Jeana. Her nose scunching, poopy smelling face was on overdrive!

              • mssuburbia says:

                Oh man, I agree, she totally embarrassed herself with that one. That was bad!!

                • ames says:

                  I think tamra looks like a 60 yr old ex-stripper. And shes not clever or funny, she literally steals all her jokes/comments from blogs. Tell me something funny she said and i could tell u what blog she stole it from.

                  • DebWeb says:

                    LMAO ames! I cannot stand Tamra/aka Tammy Sue! She is not funny nor is she { clever}.

                    She is a vindicate/soft porn/ fame hoe/ liar/ vengeful, bitsh, and its plain and simple…

                    WE DONT LIKE YOU, TAMRA!!!

                    • ames says:

                      DW, how anyone can remain friends with her is beyond me- not only the mean/crazy of throwing that paper in big mama jeana’s face, but the drink and then lying and telling everyone it was self-defense bc mama j threatened her. It proves two things: 1. Eddie doesnt like her for herself, but for the camera time/exposure (when they break up men and women will throw themselves at him) and regarding Icky 2) birds of a feather flock together

                    • DebWeb says:

                      I know, right? ha aaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ames! I luv your comment <3 We are on the same side, and you are correct on sooo many things…. I wonder if Tamra and Eddie are still together?…JK!

                      How anyone is still ( friends) with her , is beyond me & you., and if Jeanna would of got a hold on her, she would of ( thrown her in the pool) bahaaahaa chicken chit Tammy Sue-eeeeeeeeee, made up that lie that J touched her! We all ( hopefully) saw through her BS and can see her her for what she really is! :)

                    • RomoSheDiNT says:

                      Lol gals! TamRa actually thought she could go up against mama bear Jeanna? She scares me thru my Tv!

                  • mssuburbia says:

                    She does? Now, that’s funny and I had no idea. Hey, no love lost here on any of them, not even Tamra. But I still think she’s the best looking of all those OC HouseWrecks.

  14. K says:

    All these dummy’s like Heidi Montag and Alexis take all of the character, originality and sometimes ethnicity out of their faces when they start shaving parts of it down and reshaping and lifting other parts when they are so young.
    I prefer a softer nose, even if it’s bigger, rather than that pinched in honker that screams
    “THIS IS A NOSE JOB NOSE”!!!
    I think people look better when they get work done that keeps the face as it looked before surgery somewhat intact, and they don’t start looking tight, frozen and pinched like Alexis is looking.
    Youth has a softness to it, not a tight hardness that ends up aging women and making them look like run down porn stars.
    Alex’s seems to me to the kind of woman that could fall prey to excess….if she isn’t already..especially with a husband like hers who I think Jim preys on her issues and is only looking to make his trophy wife more and more “perfect” to compensate for his grossness.

  15. madepiley says:

    Did someone say trophy wife?

  16. belladee says:

    OK, I have to admit this because we have been friends for about 3 months now…….I love Alexis!! I hope I don’t have to sit at the loser table after admitting that. :-(

    • mssuburbia says:

      Your table’s ready . . .

    • vp says:

      Like I’ve said, I haven’t watched OC religiously, but I do not like Tamara. So anyone who can put Tamara in her place as consistently as Alexis and Gretchen do- I will never fully turn on, just on principle.

      • belladee says:

        That’s what it is! I hate Tamra with her conceited and mean girl attitude and Peggy irritates me and I find so unattractive! Vicki is stuck-up and condesending. so Alexis wins by default! I think she is the most attractive and Tamara pre-botox wins 2nd.

        • mssuburbia says:

          Peggy, like Alexis, doesn’t have her own personality. It’s a constant quest for validation and approval, if you just watch and listen to them. They’re like chameleons of a bunch of other people’s thoughts and material.

  17. RomoSheDiNT says:

    In the clip for next week who is Traylor going all ape chit on?

    • vp says:

      I don’t know…I can’t figure it out. She is exhausting me. I just can’t with her.

    • Sistah T says:

      I think Tray-Tray’s, aka Cedric 2.0, world just about came crashing in on her in tonight’s episode. If anyone still believes she is telling the truth and that Bravo wasn’t leading Russell with those questions with the therapist….is just wrong!!! Cedric 2.0 was clearly afraid of getting exposed at the end of the season. I am more convinced after watching this episode that Russell did not kill himself and the bruises found in the autopsy are not self inflicted.

    • belowsealevel says:

      I thought it looked like Camille’s friend in one part of the clip was going back & forth with Shana. Also, kinda fishy that the men in the limo were going along with Camille being dreadful, but both later seemed to not know exactly what Camille did. Shana & Kyle also wpuldn’t say what was said, i.e Russell is a wife beater.

      • DebWeb says:

        Hi belowsea, I agree with you, and Shana & Kyle both sat there lying! I still am SO PISSED OFF that Bravo is showing Russell and trying to show him in a bad way & Shana comes off so innocent? WTH?

        • madepiley says:

          I am gonna come out of my self imposed ban on commenting on this to say this. Bravo is nailing her coffin shut with this edit. Russel is not looking bad at all. Russel looks like a man that married a straight up psychopath and was truly scared about what she was capable of. And I am with Sistah and Romo. She very well might have done him in herself. Given the fact that eventually her domestic violence lie would come out and there was only one way to silence it for good. She can only squirm in the back of a limo for so long. And after seeing the previews for next week it is clear that Traylor is the violent one. Someone please save Kennedy. Traylor has made rumblings of her and Traylor being the victims of a murder suicide. Since a suicde is looking more and more unlikely one can only wonder is Traylor is unintentionally telegraphing her intentions with regards to Kennedy.

          • mssuburbia says:

            It sounded too sinister and conspiratorial to me at first, and I initially bought her recorded theatrics on the 911 call, but I’m seeing it differently now. ShanaTraylor appears to have been setting the stage for this all season. She also had a “relationship” immediately upon the separation. I’m wondering if one of her “friends” took Russell out to “protect” or “vindicate” ShanaTraylor. She’s the ONLY person who actually benefits from his death. She NEEDED the “duress” excuse. How would she have defended herself, civilly and possibly criminally, if Russell had still been alive? Narcissists don’t commit suicide. Abusers don’t leave. Period.

      • RomoSheDiNT says:

        Kyle had a look on her face like she wanted to say something more in that limo. CameraKyle mentioned Camille was just repeating what Traylor told them. I wish Kyle would have said that in the limo.

        • DebWeb says:

          Yes I caught that too Romo, but Lizard Lips is a sh$t stir-er, as we can see from next weeks show. She says she sorry about the” Brandy” clash, yet again she starts her “jealous” remarks about Brandy next week?

          P.S. I agree that Camille was repeating what Traylor told all of them.

        • madepiley says:

          Yeah and I think Russel was reaching out for someone to clue him in. He said he didnt know what it was all about. The most heartbreaking thing about it was when it was just the two of them in the limo he was trying to bolster her up, no knowing what behind the scenes shenanigans she had pulled. He supported her 110%
          I also think that that session with the osteoarthritis quack was filmed after the limo ride. I think the dawning of what was going down hit Russel while he was sitting in that chair basically having to listen to this dude tell him her had abused his wife.

          • RomoSheDiNT says:

            Ugh, couldn’t get thru entire counseling segment. Bw Traylor’s face and the quack’s voice… I bailed.
            Back to the limo. Traylor claiming she didn’t know what went down at the tea fight with Camile. Mo called her out. He’s all, weren’t u there?
            Busted

          • DebWeb says:

            I think you are right on the money MP! Did you catch when they were ( Russel & Traylor) standing next to “Wendy” and what she said about the ( Hot Line) she had to call/ refierence to Traylor had to call?

            Emergency?… Bullch##!

            It breaks my heart :(

          • K says:

            I felt SO sad watching Russell at Kennedy’s birthday party.
            Part of it was that gut wrenching music Bravo was playing in the background, but he just seems so impotent to me. Sad and lost.
            I so agree about Taylor being edited to look totally unstable, not totally sure it’s editing, it may be all the footage they have on her.
            I do think he had the potential for being an abuser and may have been shady in business with and without her, he very well may have been abusive,but there is so much more than meets the eye with that dynamic and I think she preyed on him heavily during their courtship with her sneaky pathology .
            Taylor abused him in ways that were intentional though may not be visible, and could definitely lead to feelings of powerlessness, rage and perhaps physical violence out of helplessness and frustration on his part.
            Every story of abuse isn’t a blanket “he’s bad she’s good” scenario. Complex shnit those dynamics are…so much pain. :(

            • ames says:

              After seeing shana meltdown about her “lost” makeup bag in Co., i wanted to shake some sense into her. Imagine her like that, at home, everyday for months. I bet russell tried to get away and leave and she blocked the door- so he pushed her out of the way. Abusers dont typically admit to abuse do they? He admitted to what he did w the first wife and admitted to pushing taylor. Admitted and regretted. I dont believe he did anything more. In fact, i can see shana beating/punching him.

  18. Mythunker says:

    Why isn’t Alexis showing off the finished product in that CosmetiCare promo video? I’ve never seen her so covered up… I’m confused!

  19. sd says:

    wow, she really is something else isn’t she, I want to learn that mind trick to twist and justify every self-centered nausiating act that comes along. She said she prayed for a week for her husband to like her nose job…….can you imagine for a sec. God sitting up in heaven listening to all those prayers,” world peace” , “I’m in pain make it stop”,” God take me don’t let my child die”,”just let me live and I’ll never do it again”, and then an annoying little prayer coming up from Orange county ” Oh God please let my husband like my new nose job”….if God quits listening to our prayers we will know why!

    • K says:

      Hahahahaha, great one sd!!!

    • ames says:

      SD, imagine being so consumed with your looks and what your hubs thinks about your looks! People think its weird i always get dresses (no sweats) and do my hair/make-up for myself/hubs. Part of it is that i feel terrible and think looking good, getting dressed helps me portray some semblance of being well. Secondly, i believe in putting your best foot forward for your mate. We did it when we were courting them, why stop? Same reasons i always say please and thank you and give him massages everyday. The thing is, my hubs says he appreciates my efforts but would adore me regardless of these physical things. If you dont have a mate that appreciates and adores you- find one that will. Amirite?

  20. Sassy Pants says:

    Geez, I miss Peggy already. What happened to “normal” housewives? I love watching their rich behinds throw lavish parties and go shopping. All of the drama, hypocrisy, and fraudulent scandalous behavior can go. *sigh*

    • mssuburbia says:

      Peggy was normal? Um, as far as trainwrecks go . . . okay. PPD wasn’t that her entire issue. There was an eating disorder, as well. Still, that wasn’t all. The reason she and Alexis were frenemies, and then just enemies, is because they have the same personality disorder: HPD: drama creating, attention seeking, fragile self image, eating disorders, depression, emotional instability. Alexis’ husband is a narcissistic, misogynistic bastage. I didn’t have Peggy’s husband figured out yet, but their marriage was lacking chemistry. There was something wrong that we didn’t get a chance to see.

      (In my expert armchair opinion)

  21. belowsealevel says:

    This is a timely post because my avatar is considering lipo for a more hour-glass figure.

    • RomoSheDiNT says:

      Ooh, u should go to DrPaul. Btw, I wanna see Mo’s mom’s new face. Bet she’s all healed up and purdy by now…

      • belowsealevel says:

        I thought his mother was gorgeous just as she was. I was surprised she went for the cosmetic work. Must be hard living in BH and aging gracefully.

        • ames says:

          I have fam in oc/bh (i was born there and lived there) who all had fake boobs, blown lips, tattooed eye make-up, fake lashes, lipo, hair extensions… (My mom was the only natural beauty)- now that their mid-60s, my moms the only one who doesnt look like a cross between a blow up sex doll and a cat.

  22. Panda says:

    What a shame! She was pretty with her original nose.

    No offence intended to evangelical Christians. But I think Alexis really is a Christian, she just needs to do some bible study at an Anglican or Catholic church . This fancy Tammy Faye Hollywood church thing is a bit….

  23. WhoGonCheckMeBoo says:

    There was nothing wrong with her nose, IMO. It wasn’t the conventional perfect nose (what is?), but it wasn’t ugly either. It was unique and gave her face character. The “after” picture isn’t a very clear shot, but from what I see, the new nose is too thin and makes her eyes seem like they’re too close together.

    • BravNO says:

      i agree. I think she looked prettier and more unique before her surgery. Now she looks like she has just made the first step towards joker face. What a shame.

  24. Robin says:

    Oh, dammit. Alexis is, in my view, quite naturally pretty (gorgeous big brown eyes!). She doesn’t need any surgery but she may very well need a psychoanalyst to figure out why she is so obsessed with her looks.

  25. NotaMazombieFan says:

    I don’t mean to be horrible, but I cannot imagine having to lug around those giant honkers for the rest of my life. I think I’m fairly fairly well endowed with a small D cup and her boobs are twice as big as mine.

  26. gessie says:

    These women were on my flight back from L.A. to Miami. It was the red-eye and they were crammed in coach like the rest of the mortals. I didn’t know who they were until my daughters told me. I don’t know what they are supposed to look like but they had horrible plastic surgery faces, it was really quite sad and were in full make-up and lashes, hair etc. dressed in the brightest beachwear you have ever seen. They looked like a hooker convention.

  27. gessie says:

    I have never seen this show, so I don’t know what this woman used to look like, but she was on my plane yesterday to Miami and the first thing I noticed about her, without even knowing who she is was a woman with a terrible stubby nose job. It might look good on camera but in person the tip is cut off and it looks like a petit pig snout. Seriously. It draws attention to itself.

  28. K says:

    I’m just grateful you aren’t posting any video links to support this particular theory of yours..:)

  29. K says:

    Keep it there sister, cuz I don’t want it in mine! :)

    • madepiley says:

      lol. okie doke. But be honest .. you already have a visual dont cha? you may never ever ever be able to look at Exlaxis and her Dumbo the same again.

  30. K says:

    LALALALALALALALA, STOP IT!!
    Yes I admit that unfortunately I do now have the visual, and I will never look at them the same again.
    Just when I thought I couldn’t think less of them, you go and propose your nose theory.

  31. Norma says:

    Unfortunately she grew up (Alexis) 60 miles from me in Missouri and she IS EMBARRASSING TO ALL MISSOURIANS! I can’t stand her hypocrite butt and her husband is fugly i wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole. SHe needs to be pimped slapped but then again that would not damage her brain because obviouslly she has no brain all jelly in that cranium. They are broke and tired PLease Bravo kick them off along with Taylor (Shana), and Kim all these other wastes of space.

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