Kim Zolciak in her $58,000 wedding dress…
More photos from Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak’s 11-11-11 wedding to Kroy Biermann…
As much as we are all happy for Kim Zolciak…
… a very famous medium had a vision of Kim and Kroy…
…10 years from now!!!
Kim and Kroy had THREE more little “Krims”…
AND
KROY had to retire from the Atlanta Falcons… and KIM let her real hair color grow back!
Kim and Kroy… in ten years!!!
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poor Kroy
The second photo reminds me of Barbie and Ken from a distance. They look like manniquins.
Did she have three dresses?
Appears so. Just like another reality show personality…..
2 dresses and a jumpsuit. I myself like the second dress on her.
I love the first dress. Unfortunately, it doesn’t fit her and all you notice are her hideous boobs.
I had the same *gasp* reaction here. The dress looked much better on the hanger.
I wish Kim and Kroy the best, especially since they have a beautiful baby boy to raise. Congrats to both of them.
So happy that Kim kept it classy and only showed 85% of her breasts. She needed to save something for the wedding night.
—that’s hilarious!
well apparently they will live happily ever after so long as she learns how to make a decent cup of coffee
That is funny Madepiley! Where do you come up with all this funny clips. I am still laughing. That guy seemed like a pain in the ass husband didn’t he.
Yeah it cracks me up the look on his face when he says “well, see ya later” Its just like my papaw. Bless my granny’s heart.
And Maude and Madame was really funny too. I like Madame’s attitude!
Its to bad she couldnt have went more natural with her make-up. I dont really care for her as a humanbeing but she is pretty without all the make-up. And am sorry, but for us women who are not naturely endowed with boobies am jelous of hers….I mean when you are built like me and have been known to put a training bra on backwards and having it fit ya tend to be a lttle envious even if they are fake…awwwwww…
I get ya Laurie. I am covetous of the fake ones too. My natural puppies, while substantial enough, seem to have a mind of their own and they get onrier and onrier as the years pass.
“they get onrier and onrier as the years pass”… I almost had water coming out my nose, I am not going to drink anything while I read your comments MP.
my puppies are as big as hers naturally difference is mine point in a different direction (down) i can bounce my puppies off my knees Lets see Kim do that!!!
tee hee. Now that’s talent Lisa. I bet Kimmy would like to have that… think of all the ciggys she could smuggle under them
I’d rather comment on the awesome UFC fight I’m watching… Silva rocks!
Great fight! I was so mad I fell asleep during Henderson/Showgun and missed the best fight of the night ! My favs are Anderson Sivla and GSP!
Am I the only one who can’t view the last photo on this post?
The one of her in a pant suit showin off her backside? Thats the last one I see.
No MyT, I can’t either.
What browser are you using, MP? Romo?
Hot damn! I just love me a good pant suit photo!
um not sure. just my usual Mozilla? is that what you mean?
Exactly. Thanks! Wonder if Romo is on her iPhone… Never saw the photo in my email of the post either. Hrm!!!
I’m on the iPad. I see the pant suit. Just not the one after that.
Oooo! That’s a pantsuit! Dardum me. Ok then. Same with me. I can’t see the photo after the doile getup y’all are calling a pantsuit.
Wonder what that last photo is of…
Ok, onesie. Not pantsuit.
I can’t see it either. And I think Romo is right, it is a onesie.
I like onsie!
Glad to hear we’re not the only ones danic23! Thanks
Oh, Kim. A rare woman, indeed, that can make a $58K dress look cheap.
The child brides from My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding are taking notes.
lmao AOM, Kim topped all the gypsy girls by having her dress automatically light cigarettes and dispense wine and just to keep up with the Bravo branding she will be starting a line of gypsy toddler clothing wich I think MS.SH featured in an earlier post, the little baby in the pink bikini and fishnets on the stripper pole??!!
He changed too. Wth? I’ve never seen any dudes pull that… It’s gotta be bc of the mag shoot/tv show, but still. He’s way whooped.
I think the wedding is gorgeous. I bet NeNe is fuming because she knows that the pizza dude won’t give her the same fairy tale ending. He only want some media attention and to maybe if he’s brave enough smash
Re: LAST PHOTO: It didn’t come thru at first for me either: But, following the jumpsuit photo was the photo of Kim and Krory fulfilling the prediction of the medium: She is a barefoot black-haired Snow White holding 2 diapered babies, one crawling on the floor, and a 4th tugging at her skirt. Prince Charming (in full regalia) is sitting depressed in front of the tv – messy house. Funny.
I think SH fixed it. I see it now! Thank you momma.
Glad I can see it now as it is a purdy funny photo!
The photo looked a lot like me 10 years into my first marriage plus one more kid!
I think Nene is sooo pissed that Kim married someone who has money. It seems to me that she tries to hard to show she has money and it has gotten worse since Kim found and married someone who is young and well off. I mean nene could always use Papa as something to throw at Kim and the fact that she wasnt married. Now Kim is married. Has new baby.(which i do believe Nene cannot produce anymore) Hopefully she cant…So, in your face NeNe. Kim didnt have to go on Apprentice and make a bigger fool out of herself to get everything she has and you dont! NaNa NeNe…..
Newsflash!! Kroy is not rich..His money is chump change next to Big Poppas..He’s only worth about 2-3 million..that won’t last long they way Kim spends money and Kim is spending like they are rich..Don’t be too impressed by the house they are renting..yes, its a rental. A house like that is worth about 2-3 million in Atlanta or less in this ecomomy.
Heres how I see it. If Kim gets all this flash out of her system in the next few years then eventually they can move to Montana on his pension alone and live quiet comfortable lives and THAT is what true happiness is about. Not all this eyeball clawing that these women do just to one-up each other.
2011 base salary: 555,000 Signing bonus: 43,750 $598,750
This is how much Kroy makes. He’ll be a free agent next year.
Thats a decent living If they banked some of her cash too and then of course I think Kroy will have a successful post NFL life doing whatever it is he sets his mind to do out on the frontier of Montana. The key is to get over the redick flash spending. When ya think about it its almost the best of all possible outcomes. The best time to be filthy rich and spend it like its water is when you are young and dumb and then settle down in your later years. Most of the time people spend their young years struggling to “achieve” and then too wore out when they finally get it to enjoy it.
Too bad Kim ain’t gonna stop spending like did when she had big poppa bank AND those girls are just getting older… That means more expensive. Doubt she saved chit. Hope Kroy gets signed in ’12 for a deal otherwise… Good luck bc she a gold digga!
I guess us poor folks think that a couple million dollars is quite a bit of moola…Maybe its because unlike NeNe most folks rich or poor dont go around flaunting what they have. Its funny how NeNe is kind of acting like 25,000 dollar sunglasses girl acts..Just saying…..
Lol NeNe is the Atl PamDana
lmao!! good one Romo!
It isn’t that much if you live off the interest. 2 million will give you about 50K in a better economy. Sadly I know this. If all your bills are paid it’s still is a decent income.
Her 58 thousand dollar!!!!! wedding dress looks like she got it out of the closet of the Good Witch of the East and Dolly Parton OMG.
Wonder what Kroy’s parents really think of her…this boy better not get hurt….and he BETTER keep on making money…
I give them 5 years on the outside.
They have nothing in common
Love the 2nd dress, much more classy looking for the wedding, the 1st one looks like a giant 80′s marshmellow dress, very tacky.
you know that 1st. dress is a little over the top but it looks so insane because of the hair, the make-up,the veil, the boobs, the over the top decorations. I think it might work in the right setting but not with the giant boobies and the long blonde Farrah Faucet xanadu roller rink hairdo!
Good lord y’all are catty.
Howdy Lee
HardeeHarHar!! Or should I type meow-y-meow-purrrrrrrr!?
MsMP, Love the video! I’m that insane.
Glad yall liked it. What I am waiting for is that chicks e-harmony match.
MP That is so funny! Needed that laugh.
http://youtu.be/11pZp7NzpTA (This video is one of hubby’s faves. Brett Michael and the cat that plays the keyboard)
did anyone see nene BEGGING anderson cooper for stuff on his show today?
what a haggler! a SWAMP HAG-gler.
she might be embarrassed, if she wasn’t so gosh darned rich
Adam12 -Yes, I couldn’t hardly believe my ears when NeNe said that on Anderson! I was so
embarrassed for her! (When he explained to her that the ‘free goodies’ were for the audience and not her.)
i was embarrassed for her AND for anderson! he looked uncomfortable to me, i really couldn’t believe how she kept trying to get him to give her stuff.