Best Week Ever has taken it upon themselves to rank the Husbands of the Housewives… from “Hot” to “Not”… and it’s hysterically funny! (Damn! Why didn’t I think of this???!!!)
Of course, Maurico Umansky, Kyle “ManHands” Richards’ husband is ranked #1…
Housewife: Kyle Richards
Season: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Status: Married
Hot Or Not: HOT. Mauricio tops this list because not only is he a super boiling hot version of John Turturro (I’ve lost you, keep reading), but frankly because of how much he loves his wife. Here’s a man who is tall, dark, handsome, and would do anything for Kyle.
NOTE: YES!! John Turturro!!!
JuicyJoeJoodice is NOT the hottest husband… he’s kinda in the middle… but just love this photo of him!
Joe Giudice
Housewife: Teresa Giudice
Season: The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Status: Married
Hot Or Not: Joe’s looks have really gone downhill since his debut performance inGorillas In The Mist.
Ken Blumenfeld came in dead last… awwww…
Ken Blumenfeld
Housewife: Kim Richards
Season: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Status: Dating
Hot Or Not: My mother said it best when she called this guy a “portobello mushroom.” And not only is he a real life “Pizza The Hut,” but it was just discovered that he’s still cruising for ladies on Match.com even though he’s been with poor Kim for over a year. THAT AIN’T RIGHT MUSHROOM!
Read Best Week Ever’s Househusband ranking… here.
(Thanks to SH reader “SuzKle”!!!)
hahaha— SH
YOU ARE THE BEST
— definitely mauricio is tutturro-esque
the extra “t” stands for too funny (said me, trying to cover my misspelling..)
Its Turturro time
love it!
Ikea meatballs is good eatin’.
Mauricio is number 1 for me! He is sexy and so is that accent of his mmmmm
That was a whole lot of NOT! to see just for a good pic of Mauricio.
I’m off to click through to see how the RHOA husbands fared. I just posted a juicy background piece at my blog about what lead to the fight between Peter and Apollo if anyone is interested! They look pretty good but act so very very bad…
ummm………. Slimey was above Joey and Kroy and Jason Hoppy and ? Whaaaaaaat the biiiiiiiscuts?! And what was Simone even doing on the list? And Apollo should have been number two.. definitely hotter than Mario and Edwardo Carryabone.. That is all
Truth. If you’ve had your member of the Human Race Membership Card revoked, your sexy creds go too (re: Slade).
I just got who “Edwardo Carryabone” is. OMG, dying! He is soooo gay. So. Homo. Sexual. I can’t even look at him when he smiles, because he’s so goddang fake and thinks he’s really charming and 100 times hotter than reality.
Aw, mwah MP! That’s exactly how we say it ovah here!
I’m not into Mauricio. He’s too . . . something I don’t like. Into himself? Fake? Just something icky.
Criminal records aside, mine are:
1. Kroy
2. Apollo
3. Dr. Paul (sorry, I really like him even if his face is too taught)
That’s all of them, right?
I’m not into Mauricio either..I keep remembering the way he looked at the hairdresser’s ass last season as she worked on his wife’s hair. Ugh. I love me some Mario and Paul.
I missed that one. Yes, he seems like a philanderer. That’s what I didn’t want to say, but now I did.
Both Mauricio and Mario have that. No matter how hot a guy is, that’s a major turnoff. I gotta say, Paul is my favorite. But I’ve always dug smart, witty men.
Yes, Mario has that too. And it actually makes me feel sorry for Ramona, because it seems that she knows the truth.
Definetly get that vibe from both too, they’re good looking and all but the eyes are always wandering. Paul is my favorite too
They should let Paul be a Housewife. He was cracking me UP at the gate with Tay-Tay last night. His casual outing of Kyle for shit-talking Lisa (and pretty much putting his wife in there too) was awesome. You could tell he thought Taylor was full of shit, but he just let her ramble like an idiot (“the Giggy is up”). Jeez, what meds are YOU on, Taylor??
I’m with ya! There’s something about Dr. Paul that is quite attractive, like sad puppy-dog like baby blues!
Kroy is young and sweet an opens doors for his lady. Damn for my being born to early!!! He’s too young for me.
Love him to bits though!
Ken, aka Shrek is cruising match.com. Well now, isn’t that a big *sniff* surprize? Gross.
and while we are at it
Ms: “Shrek”… LOL!!! TFC!! SH
GAG ME with Slimey!!! Apollo is handsome. I want to smash Jimbo’s face! No Tarmac? Or Rich Amons? Kidding on the Tarmac.
Oh!! I forgot all about Rich too!! He was (is) very good looking.
There needs to be an “Not-Hot List” for Tarmac, Juicy, Bawby, Jimbo (fat and skinny: both of you were a-holes).
Jimbo may even have to rank below Ken (Richards). He is grosser than gross. And he makes me want to punch my TV.
Okay, it’s official–Jimbo is my grand prize “NOT” winner.
Cute pic, click! Would that be of the famous Clickclick, Jeff or lil E?
I’m with u on the hub list. But why were old ones on there? Here my list go… Since I was asked and all. Lol
1- Paul
2- Mario nope didn’t mean Mo E C O
3- Apollo
I used to think Mo was cute, but he is a bit of a douche. He tries too hard and is way p whipped. He was more manly last season.
Btw, I was gone for a few days and new avi pix popped up. Romo confused. Mp, MyT… Did y’all have an avi party? And who are they? Been meaning to ask… They r lovely.
Howdy Romo, You sure did miss a lot but I hoe you had fun with the in laws. Mine is me and Mt is her when she was a wee one(you should have seen the first one she out up, it was of her lil sisters pampered tooshie-so presh) and then Click followed suit couple days later with her avitar. Good question on which one that is. I am guessing Jeffrey? Am I right Click?
Some mean poster who accused us all of being mean old lonely fat crazy cat ladies is what initially inspired some of us to come out of hiding and present ourselves and our lovely pets. I dont have one of me with mine cause he’s a wild man and will not sit still. Sides I am too self absorbed to share camera time with my pooch.. (suck it Traylor)
Lol I’m assuming Ms poofed that fool, but I’m liking the pix! U look like you’re ready for the next Posche show, girl! Purdy
tee hee. thanx Romo. I would have to do my own hair n makeup since it seems that La Shat-too All-lured is a little tied up these days in twitterland
Ain’t that the truth. Now if I can get my Mr fb friend to get us in that is…We would show them how we do then give a full report regardless of silly no tells.
Hi Ya Romo. None of my cats. Have missed you…Last race this week-end.
I have NO IDEA how Slimey could be ranked above Kroy & Jason!!
Where was Tamara’s boyfriend Elsie?
I guess my taste in men differs greatly from best week ever. Obviously, personality & character were not taken into consideration while formulating this list. I adore Jason Hoppy therefore, IMO, he needs to be near the top of the list. I also would date Ken (either Lisa’s husband or Kim’s BF) before I got anywhere near Slimey!
Jason’s my true favorite too, but I didn’t think we could count him.
If the world would end if I didn’t choose between Slimey and Kim’s Ken . . . I would choose NeNe’s mom’s deeldo.
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! I second that.
Yes, you’re right. I stated that I’d date Ken (either one) before I went near Slimey but, I NEVER said I’d sleep with ‘em.
Sex, not sleep. Who would you SEX? You HAVE to. The world will end if you don’t.
Something tells me sex would be a non-issue with those two. Slimey hasn’t felt like a real man since shortly after the turn of the century and Ken’s lil peetom might be a victim of is .. um.. allergy meds.
Ha ha, you’re so right!
lol thanks for posting. Descriptions spot on! wth is wrong with Ken Richards face? oh my.
Ken RICHARDS. Ha ha ha!
I look for him to get a major overhaul as soon as that general hospital money starts rolling in. teehee
What General Hospital money?
Didnt I read on here that Kim was picked up for the soap? I cant find it now so maybe i imagined it.
I thought all soaps were done washed up. They aren’t? People still watch that crap?
MP: The post was taken down. The source site’s info could not be confirmed. TFC!! SH
Hi MP,…No, you are not imagining it…Kim Richards has signed on to be recast as Kate Howard on General Hospital…Kim said that she’s excited to get back to acting and she begins filming on December 12th and her first appearance will be in early January…Being that the writers are reuniting Sonny with his ex-Kate, this will be a major role for her..If she’s so into drugs as widely reported, this could be a short gig…Daytime Tv is pretty hard work and takes a level head….I will keep my fingers crossed for her, but I hope ABC has done their due diligence checking her out…. Time will tell…
Did some double checking ….I had the wrong dates…Report said that she starts taping on Dec8th..and airs Jan 18th..This comes from Bravo.com…There’s alot of coming and goings on GH with the new writers in place…..Seems legit and confirmed by Kims camp…
JB: Would you mind posting the link to the info from Bravo… don’t see anything on Bravo.com re Kim Richards and General Hospital. If Kim were going to appear, wouldn’t General Hospital be touting this news?? Well, they aren’t: http://abc.go.com/shows/general-hospital/news OR… a site like this would definitely be sharing: http://www.generalhospitalhappenings.com/gh-news.php TFC!! SH
Hi Ms. SH…I tried to provide the link as you asked, but Mr. Computer, I am not…..lol..Google, ‘Kim Richards going on GH Kate Howard’ and it’s all there from Soap.com, comings and goings…..Says Kim has signed oin to be Kate, Kim( Robin ) is leaving for a few weeks and they are writing that she is going to visit her mom in England..Lucky and Kristina are gone , etc..Sorry I couldn’t provide the link directly, best I can do…but it seems to be legit …Hope this helps…
You left out Mego Tarzan’s. Mauricio is un papito muy lindo.
I like Chris Laurita cause he keeps his dawg gone mouth shut.. are ya listening Greek? We don’t need or want another Simone so keep that in check and you might find yourself on the list one day,
Seriously, I got tired of reading him yap … eyeroll
Wtb?! (biscuits)
IKR and then the new twit pic he has up has them standing in front of a ghetto step in repeat that looks like it was hung by a bunch of unmedicated third graders. Smacks of Simone to me.. Dang, I wanted so badly to like them too. Hope he don’t screw this up her for her.
Praise 89 year old Jesus! I’m not the only one who was fed up with that fool!! Yee-ha!
Wow forgot about Chris! Yep he is definitely a hottie. Mauricio is a turn-off to me because he himself thinks he’s the hottest husband on earth and I cringe at men like that. Then there was the way he acted over forgiving Kim and the house situation. He rubs me the wrong way. Arrogance is what I see.
definitely moving Chris to the number one spot of men I would date if “forced to”! lmao
1.Mauricio-wouldnt trust him far as could throw him but he do look yummy 2. Chris Laurita because just because 3. Paul cause I saw a picture of him when younger and he also yummy Am old but still can drool for a man not just drool cause old…..lol….
Ok — I have a thing for Ken Todd; I think he’s gorgeous and I like my men mature. Second for me would be … Mario Singer. Third, Paul Nassif.
For me, Mauricio looks like a great hang-out kinda guy/friend!
Haha… is that code for something? If so, me too.
Thank you so much for not printing a picture of the little egomaniac, Joey Gorga. He is a little pig, and he is so full of himself. He tweets about his poison all day. I have to go take a gulp of Pepto Bismol right now before I hurl.
Here are pics of Paul from baby on. Think he got a nose job? http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-2/photos/photo-diaries/paul-nassif
He was pretty yummy! He had a De Niro vibe in some of those.
Tamara’s boyfriend from last season,
Mario
Apolo
Kroy
Unless you are a gay man, you’re not allowed to vote for Eduardo Carryabone (the guy Tamara’s been bearding for).
Paul is my #1. Then Kroy & Lisa’s Ken. How they act makes them the most attractive!
I like Paul too! Makes me laugh. Kroy is sweet and cute. Ken’s endearing. Apolo is also a nice looking man. Mario too.
Lol, meant Mauricio
Apollo is def a hottie, I also thought Jason Turner is/was sexy in a nerdy sorta way…Chris Laurita is kinda hot (I have a thing for laid back men)…all in your face guys that talk too much or get involved in women’s business like JoGo, Richie, Slimey, Eddie, Jimbo, etc…do nuthn for me. Mario is slime, something’s a little suspicious about Mauricio…and Bawby, Simone, Big Al, Greg Leakes, etc…are in a league of their own (completely unattractive to me)
what about the plastic surgery rumors of these husbands ???
jj: Howz about Jimbo Bellino’s before and after photos: http://stoopidhousewives.com/the-men-of-real-housewives/jim-bellino-scammer-pro/ TFC!! SH
Fungi all over the world are up in arms at being compared to Ken Blumenterd, please for the love of flora, stop this unjust and outrageous belittling of mushrooms. Oh yea and Pizza the Hut just texted me and is quite hurt…..