Alexis Bellino…
Aint’ this great!?! The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Alexis Bellino and her husband, Taliban Jim, moved into another multi-million dollar home in Orange County. Da Bellino’s are livin’ large again in a mini-manse, beachfront property! The Bellino’s had been living in a nondescript house… one that was never fully seen on the last season of the RHOOC… after having moved out of their last almost-foreclosed-on home. (If you are not aware of Jimbo Bellino’s scammer pro past, you can read all about it… here.)
It is unclear if their now home was purchased by da Bellinos or if it’s a rental… but…
How do they do it???
According to The Realestakler…
“…Back on the reunion show Missus Bellino went on to declare that her money matters are no body’s bizness–and, really, they aren’t–but then none-the less went on to make it our beeswax when she announced on national television that she and the mister planned to pay cash–cash!–for their next home. Now, children, how exactly it is that a person who (allegedly) can not afford to keep one multi-million dollar high-maintenance mansion and lose an ass-load of money–maybe even millions–on the short sale of said multi-million dollar high-maintenance mansion but still acquire their next home with cold hard cash is a perplexing puzzle we do not even pretend to know how to begin to comprehend.
As soon as Missus Bellino’s meticulously made-up mug was off the air, Your Mama promptly forgot all about her and her husband Whatshisface who struts his stuff for the tee-vee cameras like he thinks he’s working with stuff to strut. Then, yesterday, we got an unexpected email from a gal we’ll call Layona Davenport, a tipster with a proven track record for knowing a thing or two about the real estate whereabouts of various Bravolebrities such as Missus Bellino.
Our Miss Davenport whispered that Mister and Missus Bellino had recently settled into a substantial mock-Med mansion with an ocean view in Dana Point, CA. It does not, y’all will note, have a “huge long driveway” and, according to Miss Davenport, the big-talking Bellinos have not purchased the 7,146 square foot mansion but rather leased it for an unknown amount of money for an an unspecified amount of time.”
Oh, there’s more… here.
The Details: Location: Orange County, CA; Bedrooms: 5; Bathrooms: 6; Square feet: 7,500; Parking: 8-car garage.
(Thanks to SH reader “Skye”!!!)
Well we all know how I feel about our hometown girl Alexis. As one of her classmates said to me, she’s always thought her sh*t don’t stink. Hey Alexis, if you read this make sure everyone knows the cool girls where the athletes, not the cheerleaders in your little hometown you’ve conveniently forgotten. Oh girl, but we haven’t forgotten you. Time for the “please girl” clip.
I’m surprised to hear that Alexis wasn’t an athlete in high school…
she does have that mentality to me and still works out like a mofo.
I just don’t understand why there are so many people worry about what the next person is doin with their money? If they have it or not. It’s none of your bussiness. Can you even step foot in a house like that? At the end of everthing the truth always come out no matter how hard you try to hide it!!!!!! So sit back and wait and stop hating because you don’t have what they have!!!!
Well that just aint right. We dont hate on them for what they have. We hate on them for what they lack
And they be lacking lots… And lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots!
And Mrs. Hackett…….if they aren’t paying their bills, guess what……..you’re paying them. Yes, when people default on mortgages and declare bankruptcy you and I, the taxpayers, are picking up that tab. And that makes it our business.
Well mother that’s how this world works and it still doesn’t give you or anyone else the right to be hating on them. When they fall they will fall alone not with you so get over it. Plus me or you are not paying anywhere near the price of that house so please!
Again, how on god’s beautiful green earth do you know what we pay for what?
Pleae back off Ms. Hack. I’m not in the mood to play nice.
Mrs. Hackett…..your logic is seriously flawed. In other words honey you’re full of shit.
Speak for yourself!
Whether I have the money to LEASE a home like that or not, has nothing to do with my value as a human being.
Well said! We’re absolutely the ones who end up paying for these deadbeats. So, since I’m paying, I want them to eventually end up in a little shack riding a go-cart for transportation. Poetic justice, you see.
How do we end up payin’ for a short sale! Oh, you think Freddy and Sally front million dollar mortgages?!? You need to go join Occupy Housewives with this logic…
I bet your far from the money they have. So your lacking lots and lots just as they are honey. STOP HATING AS I SAID AND GET YOUR MONEY UP! UP!
And who’s to say our money is DOWN! DOWN?!?!
You miss the point. If ultimately they cant pay for it, then guess what…… they have less than nothing. Plus they are stoopid to boot.
so…
Alexass…that you?
Yes. My, my, what would 89-year-old Jesus say? Oh yeah, he said all this: http://bible.cc/matthew/19-21.htm. You skanky, intellectually-impaired hypocrite, Alexass.
Sure sounds like Alexass to me too! Their manipulation and fraud is sickening and will catch up with them both eventually.
Ms SH!! I love you and thank you for the hilarious post! When you called her hubby Taliban Jim I was laughing so hard it will keep a smile on my face for a week! It suits him to a T!
Keep in mind Alexass…..No one ever keeps anything that they don’t deserve.
So what do you all lack? We all lack something in our life and people shouldn’t point out other people problems.
We do not parade around television actin’ a fool for all the basic cable subscribers to see.
I guess that justify eveyone hating on them…. I believe if anyone got the chance to just live their life on camera and get paid for it they would… so please STOP HATING…
Did you borrow a page from NeNe’s book? No one be hating on anyone here. We’re criticizing. It’s quite common to do so in all walks of life. Most especially to folks who put their lives out there for others to watch.
Go find a real hate site and spew your words there.
Oh and if EVERYONE be hating on me, I’d sure as hell take another look at my life’s choices.
“Hate” implies emotional investment. We have none of that. We have physical repulsion and amusement. COMPLETELY different.
Here’s another quote from 89-year-old Jesus, to ponder: “What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul?”
By “losing one’s soul,” I’m pretty sure he was referring to laying with Jimbo, the world’s grossest husband.
not this ole girl.. not for all the money in the world. No thanks
Me neither.
Geez. I never get this angry. Thanks MP.
If you feel this way why do you watch the shows??? Change the channel…
Well that’s wonderful for you and i wish you the best in your choices no matter what they are… have a bless night…
Aw shucks. Thank you sooo much! That’s very sweet.
awwww.. Thank you Ms Hackett. Hope you have a good night too. I think you had good intentions here tonight but the delivery was off .
Thank you and i get that all the time… I am workimg on it and i am sorry if i offended anyone…
oh dear, now I feel bad. Sorry, don’t know what came over me.
Don’t feel bad JupMom. I totally egged her on. My fault entirely. But please keep in mind this comment came in the middle of her tirade. She said that then continued to spew nonsense. Really, please don’t feel bad. I’m just sorry I fed into it all.
You are crazy Alexass aka Mrs. Hacket that needs to go to church instead of here! FYI Never, for any amount of money would I put my life on camera and unlike you I have no skeletons in my personal closet that would be popping out! I didn’t have to have plastic surgery on anything!….or change my names, or marry husbands who are not above board. Use your time wisely and get your roots done or something……or maybe you need yet another boob job? Did you get your nose fixed yet?
I’m not normally mean this way, but when I see someone on here attacking ladies I happen to like the mother cat and her claws come out.
Girl, you are on the wrong site! Go preach to the choir over on a church blog or something ’cause we just ain’t your people and this just ain’t your show!
But you apparently know what WE have, dontcha?
I didnt say it was down… Nobody should be counting anyones pockets… You wouldn’t like it if the shoe was on the other foot… Love thy neighbor NOT Hate on thy neighbor…. That’s all I am saying….
Oh mother you seem to have a chip on your shoulder… We are all expressing our opinion and you seem to be taking it personal… Sorry don’t want any problems… feel how you want…
I’m purdy darn tired of the whole hating business. Since when is expressing any negative opinion about another hate all of the sudden? Are we to pretend everyone is perfect and never criticize? So that’s where this argument comes from. Such a stupid buzz word, hate. Not liking it one bit.
So you telling me you never had a hater??? Hard to believe because we all have them… By the way I haven’t read any of there books but I guess you did… I wouldn’t waste my hard earn tax deducted money on it…. Just as it’s okay for you all to hate it’s okay for me to call you out on it HONEY….They are human just like us, remember that….
Sorry i used HATE but to me criticizing is the same thing….
It’s not. Go throw your kids in a pool and read your bible.
you called that one Mt. I wondered how long it was gonna take
Had to get the rage out first.
Oh, she has already been there and done that. Just ignore the hater, MT.
Argh. You’re so totally right. I know. I dunno what the what is going on with me.. Sorry all! I know better than this, I promise!
I see this is a “CRITICIZING” page that only want to hear that side of people… Sorry again… goodnight
You sound like a bitter old miserable woman… Why would you say something like that with “Go read your bible”…. SMH…
She is not and you are the only one that has brought a negative vibe here.
MP – just between you and I – There is nothing that upsets me more than a pseudo Christian parading around in her underwear seeking attention and approval from a fraudulent male chauvinist controlling b-hole and calling random people haters.
Yep MyT… I just got here wt biscuits? Thought she was leaving?
Seriously. So did I. She said goodnight ages ago! Sshhh! She might still be around! Let’s use our quiet voices!
Howdy Romo. Deems mights tasty biscuits. I got to get my old miserable hag lady hind end to bed. Yall keep the fort down will ya? nite nite
First I never call you a hater all i did was state my opinion just as you two… You must feel like your hating… I am not looking for any attention, you commented on my comment… I see this is a old lady site…
You got an issue with age Mrissus Hackett?? Whats that all about?
Sounds like hate to me, MP
rage because of my comments???? wonder how your comments make them feel… I am glad your angry…. old miserable hag….
Thanks again! So sweet of you! Many kisses back!
ENOUGH!!!!!!! (LOL)
Guess my vibe is negative because I am not criticizing them as you two are… I DON’T AGREE…
Go back and reread the tone of your first post. meditate on it and come back later and try again with a different spirit
You people are miserable, probably divorce and havn’t had any in years… so sad… smh… and if you are not divorce yet your husband haven’t touch you in years because your fat….
p.s. its suppose to be “your’e fat” not “your fat” my fat what? pick up a book once in a while. And divorce was suppose to be divorced. You used the wrong form of husband too.It should have been plural since you were addressing more than one person. Might want to consider having your hubby proofread your crap next time before you hit the post comment button, Honey.
and p.s.s. Jesus wouldn’t want you saying things like that. just so ya know
grrrrrrr… pissed me off so bad its supposed to be you’re not your… yada yada yadda and I’m out.
G’night MP. Big fat Kisses to you!
I see i hit some nerves…. sorry didnt know i was in english class again… you and everyone else know exactly what i was saying and i meant it individually …
Blargh. No one knows what you’re saying. In my best Bethenny on scary island voice – go to sleep!!!
Mrs: It is apparent that you have just glommed onto SH. Otherwise, you would KNOW that English is the language here… you gotta know how to properly form a sentence and use your words correctly. This site is not for dumbazz morons who can’t spell or for people who are not up on their Housewives! SH
Mrs Alexass,
Your english hasn’t changed. It’s as poor as it was coming out of your mouth filming the show. Remember everyone? It hit some nerves about your English. Didn’t it? Did any of her hometown girls share this class with her? *hoping to shed some light on her grades*
MP–LOL!!! Gotta go get me another doughnut now…..
Ms. Hack or is that really your name? Hmmm us fat lazy stupid people come here because we enjoy the interaction not the hate as you call it. You are the one getting upset maybe you should turn your channel and try some soothing music. Or a drink whatever makes you feel better…
Laurie SHE is the one who is lazy. How many Nannies do you need to raise your own children? We know who we are here and feel proud of it. Her last post sounds as if she brought in her big guns aka Taliban Jim since the manner of speech does not match her earlier posts.
Wow, in Kindergarten much?
I think the same as MP and MT. And I have a HOT husband who rocks my world. So that couldn’t be it . . . Hm, projection, maybe?
Mrs. Hacket. You dear are the one who would be deemed the miserable one! You are the one who had to turn into a plastic surgery phony to be able to tolerate yourself in front of a mirror, not us. You weren’t even happy with your own mother! Just wait “sweetness and light” (oh….we know thats all an act now right?)….your time is coming. You’re already in a miserable marriage with a man who controls your every move. Do not tell me you aren’t because this girl has been there and done that. Go cry to your hubby Taliban Jim about all the hate your low self esteemed self feels. We are ladies in this group. We don’t manipulate business, stocks, or pretend we have things that we haven’t. Please ask Jesus what he would do about that and let us know what he tells you.
Now goodnight for sure… o and i love older people just not bitter criticizing ones…
My hearing aids weren’t turned up and my bony wrinkled fingers can only type 1 word an hour…what did I miss?
(winky face)
I love you.
The feeling is mutual! MUAH!
I was changing my Depends, so I missed it all, too.
hot damn….too funny!
Hee hee.
….eating doughnuts….
I am a biologist and it is my nature to observe, analyze, question and think about things in 1000 different ways (which is usually why I go to bed very late). I watch these shows out of pure curiosity . . . I wanna see what they wear, they’re houses, they’re jobs and so on. I found this gem of a site to help me dig even more. I am still pretty young (< 21 but very mature, I believe) and I can tell you I am concerned for girls who watch these shows and idolize these "fancy" ladies. Sites like this one are essential in helping to show how the behaviors of these women contribute to social problems in America today (basically living over ones means, LYING, and having a total LACK of concern for world matters, say like I dunno maybe lack of health care in the countryside of southeastern europe and the babies that die from a simple cold/fever).
The show is relevant and entertaining (in terms of witchy women fighting) but you cannot take it for how Bravo presents it. Heck, they aren't even real housewives (most). Some aren't even wives. Why don't we make a show called Real Women and cast madepiley, mssuburbia, ms. sh, mythunker and sistahT and give our girls some real role models (I really hope you all are female, if not then you're getting a sex change).
Yearite: Wow! You have grasped part of the reason for this site! Wish I was as aware as you are at age 21! Oh, the main reason for this site… for the funny!!! TFC!! SH
OH Ms. SH, your work has me dyin’!! My fave is the Luann on the camel video. I cry laughing EVERY time I see it. A suggestion, when you do post it, don’t even introduce it. Just let it be. Introductionless. I may piss myself if you do that.
Dang, thank you! I hate to admit it, but I don’t think I’d watch that show. I gotz me some good jokes and I will dance (badly) for you any time you ask (or not). Other than that, I’m not that entertaining. I make parenting mistakes, have a faithful marriage, watch my budget, use coupons, don’t care about designer labels, stick to a schedule, work hard, play some, and cook some mean grub. And I love my boring life too much to manufacture drama and pimp out my family and friends.
You’re a pretty sharp 21-year-old!
But the real question……………Do you wear your PJ’s to Walmart?
Love your post Yearite! You sum up why I watch the Housewives too, because of my curiosity of how other people live. I also enjoy watching “Sister Wives”, “Basketball Wives” and was watching “A List Dallas” until Split Infinitive confirmed that was filled with actors
Point is, we live in a diverse world and there is usually more going on than what a 30 or 60 minute program presents to us.
And I love your cast of for a real show, their posts keep me laughing.
and sorry for all the “they’re”s i know its supposed to be “their”. Oh wait, did you even catch my msitake? Probably =(. In my defense, it is 2:08 AM. You get the point. Ok now I spelled mistake wrong too. I’m going to bed. NIGHT LOVES!!!
That was cute. G’nite year
Darn, I missed the fun tonight. I love when a hypocrite comes on here to criticize us about criticizing the housewives. It makes total sense to me.
Maybe I’m just too old to understand the logic. Oh & did Mrs. H just learn the acronym “smh”? She used it quite a bit. Maybe we could teach her a new one, my favorite is stfu. =)
I thought maybe she had dandruff or fleas. Hence the many many smh-es.
If it wasnt for mindless stupid yet funny shows like Hw wouldnt we all be sleeping right now? Ok am done also goodnight ladies. I hope no one goes to bed angry…
I wish this was like Facebook with a “like” button. I would totally click it for mythunkers latest comment
Alexass needs to stop with the face. Some Dr really hacked her up…Her kids might not recognize her. Good thing she’s wearing that necklace Jimbo gave her; it helps. 7 carats!
Hack is obviously one of the Housewives
obvi!
Probably Wretchen with all the fat references. We all know how much she hates fat people.
“Wretchen,” ha ha!
And yet she claims to have an eating disorder. I call bs on that. I definitely call it on Alexis too since she was just clamoring for a storyline when she realized that pegs took her PPD.
Alexass and Wretchen both have HPD, and Wretchen also has NPD (in my expert armchair opinion). So feigning eating disorders (or anything else that brings attention) fits with that.
Would that also fall under the BPD umbrella also? BPD sounds like some nasty stuff and a diagnosis of that is nothing more than a clinical way of saying “yes, you are a butt hole, and no there is not a pill for that”
BPD is a mix of 3 Cluster B disorders: HPD, NPD and ASPD. It’s incurable and called “borderline” because it’s on the borderline of sanity (Axis 2) and insanity (Axis 1), but may move to Axis 1 in the DSM-IV(5). That’s Traylor.
HPD people will drive you crazy too–they’re attention sieves and emotional vampires–but they can be helped if they want it. Everyone knows about NPD, which our “entertainment” has been flooded with.
I can’t stand Alexas AT ALL!!! Her scammer spouse makes my skin crawl. When they show her on tv, I can’t even watch her. Then she starts talking, and OMG!!! She is so STOOPID!!! I just hope I get to be privy to her demise. I hope Taliban Dumbo Jimbo has enough sense to keep laying low on the show. Don’t even get me started on Wretched and Slimey.
That all said..awesome house! I HATE them. Yep, bringing on the hater-aid b/c I am a fat, old, unedumacated divorce(*) woman.
I must say that i am not in love with that house. The tv room looks rinky dink… not housewife worthy. The library is cute though. Are all the high end homes in Dana Point that squished in so tight to their neighbors? Granted you can get more bang for your buck in my area but for that money I would not choose that home or that location. Specially if I was a housewife known for not keeping a close eye on my younguns around water.
“Specially if I was a housewife known for not keeping a close eye on my younguns around water.” MP hit the nail on the head with that one. I’ll just add “leased” to the front of any mention of home or house.
or re-renovated……
Goodness, I just wanted to have a little fun with ole Alexis, I didn’t know it would set off a firestorm of “we be haters”. Ms. Hack, or Alexis, I don’t dislike you, I never personally meet you. If you aren’t Alexis I just live in the town she grew up in and I know she had an attitude before she tripped herself off to college. Alexis was a cheerleader, and not known for being anything special in school. In our small town of Hannibal the athletes ARE the cool kids, we are into sports and do Not consider our cheerleaders athletes. My daughter works out year round, we take it seriously here. Alexis just personally gets on my nerves because she acts one way, and I know her as another way. I don’t think she was a horrible person, but not one someone would have thought would shine in a popular reality show. No sarcasm intended, OK, maybe a little. That being said, I missed all the fun (sad face)
You might be the better person as Caro often says. I do happen to dislike her for claiming to be a Christian and continue to do the things they do. Not one of us are perfect, but,……fill in the blanks. We all know they are up to no good and she isn’t oblivious to it either.
I guarantee this house is being leased. It’s sad to think these people have to move every year, what a bunch of wannabes.
I’m confused what about the house in her home tour on Bravo? I’m confused…