Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga “On Display” at Splash… Joe Gorga On Stage… “Tarzan” Meets “Jane”… AND JoGo’s Bikini Line (Bleeech!)

November 5, 2011 5:42 pm

                                                                Melissa and Joe Gorga… the lollipop twins… 

More from Melissa Gorga’s appearance last night at Splash… performing “On Display”… BigGayGreggy just had to be there, along with Missy’s fidget hubbend (borrowed that description from JoeJoodice… thanks, Joe!).

Melissa was tweeting that her husband, who she loves more than just about anything, got some fabulous news two days ago… wonder what it could be???

Everyone in the twitter world wanted to know what the “great news” was that JoGo received… Someone “guessed” that Melissa is pregnant… could that possibly be the “great news?”  Certainly, it’s possible

                                                                      Uh, good luck with that, JoGo…

 

 

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74 Responses to Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga “On Display” at Splash… Joe Gorga On Stage… “Tarzan” Meets “Jane”… AND JoGo’s Bikini Line (Bleeech!)

  1. kathleen77 says:

    That is disgusting!!

  2. Kb says:

    EEEWW! Gross!

  3. Kb says:

    Ms. SH that is really repulsive.

  4. SplitInfinitive says:

    Dollars to donuts she’s a transsexual.

  5. Cathy from Fort Myers says:

    What kind of place were they at? Greg is a pig and so is JoGo. It is disgusting. Somehow I can’t imagine Paul and Adriene ever being in a place like that. This is entertainment? Really gross. No wonder MeGo could sing there.

  6. RNMphs says:

    I think MeGo, JoGo and Kim Kardashian are all about to jump the shark. Let’s hope so anyway, this has gotten completely out of hand.

    • Mary says:

      about to jump the shark??? I think they just cleared the cage and landed on their asses….that is the lowest of the low……gross!

  7. Bravo! says:

    OK, first of all… can we say that the timer has gone off on Greg’s 15 minutes? Someone remind me why he’s here again?? Why is it that they CRUCIFIED Teresa, and Juicy for using that word but yet Greg tossed it around in front of an entire bar and declared that suddenly it could be used without recourse? Should we call Greggy God now? Has he been appointed? Greggy spoke ya’ll… Joey G can use the word. Apparently Juicy hasn’t given the same favors to Greggy as MonkeyJoe and Tarzan? hmmm…

    Second, what are the Gorga’s smoking that they think this is appropriate? Is there any question why his parents don’t like MeGo? She looks like a total moron! She’s a woman who’s in the public eye simply because she sold her soul and sold out her family because airing dirty laundry was less important than getting to parade around on camera and play “fabulous”. She has ONE song. One. And it sucks. You want to record a song and try to make some dough? cool. You want to hop onstage and do an impromptu “performance” because the crowd is asking? ok But to do this ridiculous performance with backup dancers and costumes and attempts at dancing and acting like your Grammy is right around the corner? Sheesh! Give. It. Up.

    I think Teresa deserves a medal for not holding that chick’s head under water a long time ago. I think the housewives franchise can officially name the biggest famewhore. Congrats MeGo. You stopped being cute a long time ago, sweetheart! If I tune in next year it will just be in hopes that Teresa flips HER. :)

    • Bravo! says:

      Ahhh, didn’t get that they were in a gay bar when I first posted. At least that explains why the word came out of his mouth (maybe). I thought it was to further perpetuate the stuff said on the reunion. But still… it’s either offensive or it’s not!

    • whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

      For what it’s worth, BGG tweeted that it was the DJ who said those words!!! And there does indeed seem to be a break in the tweets with the Manzo boyz…and it’s not because Albie lost his phone–he tweets his BLK appearance schedule regularly.

      Maybe they figured out that those fancy phones they all have can be used for PRIVATE texts, or emails, or [GASP] PHONE CALLS!!!! (“OMG, when did THIS feature to make a phone call become available…why wasn’t I told???”)

      BTW, Albie tweeted the other day about going to a Giants game–but never anything about going to a JETS game–wonder if there’s trouble in paradise??

  8. Elviskat says:

    Don’t you know the other two women who were once engaged to Joey is on there knees daily……………thank You Lord, thank You sweet Jesus!!! I would be embarrass to let anyone know I was goofy enough to say yes to that retarded man. That repulsive photo of him and that trashy woman was disgusting. But ol’ “doop-de-dooop” was smiling like a dumb jack ass!! I think only a gay bar would have such distasteful stuff performing on their stage. Greg is bringing down RHNJ to an all time low, along with Mel/Joey. I’m sure Miss Andy thinks it’s all cute and loves it. That’s says enough right there. Wonder how proud Miss Manzo is of her son’s friend??

    Please know, I’m not doing any gay bashing whatsoever. My older brother is gay, we’re very close, and I love him dearly. It’s the person who’s the turn off.

    • Ms Suburbia says:

      I get what you mean. I have a huge heart for the gay community. These guys are just working it waaay too hard and feeding the negative stereotypes. The “pocket gay” theme on the Housewives shows is just gross and demeaning.

  9. Mary Ann says:

    I have never been to a gay bar, that place looks over the top in grossness, those waiter uniforms ewwwww, shocking. I’m sorry, I am really grossed out, these people have sold their souls to the devil.

    • Sistah T says:

      Agree. It’s one thing to be who you are and unashamed of it and quite another to go overboard in trying to offend people with it. I think that is why they get push back from the community. There are many gay people who are more offended than the straight people over this behavior.

  10. sd says:

    When I was young and single I would always go to gay bars with my friends, they are usually lots of fun. I think your confused because anytime you put Joe Gorga and big gay Greggy in a scenario it is instantly disgusting.

  11. Laurie says:

    So, Mego thats the kind of club your sainted father would be proud of for his daughter? I hope the Manzos are choking on their macaroni. They now are associated to that kind of trash. Little porno Joe has really outdone himself. I hope that Papa Gorgo hasnt seen this as his heart might not be able to handle anymore. How much more do they think they can get away with before even Andy Pandy might be done with them? I am hoping like the Kadsdashians they have finally sunk their battleships…. Poor mama Manzo might not let her little boys play with Porno Joe anymore. Please god make them go away and take there little boytoy greggy too!

    • JD says:

      I think the Gorgas are diving into the club scene, it’s ok for the Jersey Shore
      kids, but i don’t think it’s cool for a mother of 3 children under the age of 10. Now i see why the family don’t like her.

      • DeliaMae says:

        Absolutely this! I can’t imagine asking my mother in law to watch my kids so their son and I could go try to sing and dance at a scummy club.

  12. Joe is so disgusting. Is On Display the only song Mego knows how to sing? For goodness sake woman change the tune. Sing at least Mary Had A Little Lamb. Yuck.

    • Pancakes says:

      It’s the only autotuned song that she has…yet. If a autotuned housewife song plays in a club without the BRAVO cameras, is there any sound?

      • RomoSheDiNT says:

        You’re right. It took SoulDiggaz hours and days to cut that song up. Not to mention $$$ of JoGo’s. If she wants to perform a different song; they’re gonna need to go BACK in that fancy studio for hours and days. On Tarzan’s dime… and he already knows his wife can’t sing now; so… I don’t think he’s gonna shell out any mo dough to SoulDiggaz. She just gonna have to sing On Display again and again. Oh well

  13. Ms Suburbia says:

    Why doesn’t Joe just come out already?

  14. Mrs.DrLawyer says:

    So basically, she’s a very low rent drag queen (fake boobs/face/lip synching) in a bustier in a gay club?

  15. BravNO says:

    The problem for Joe G and swimsuits is the mental picture of him sniffing everyone he gets close to like he did with Melissa’s when they were packing. He is a pig. And Greg what an offensive hypocrite pig.

  16. Ms Suburbia says:

    When are Joe and Greg going to consummate their love for one another, and end this charade?

  17. n says:

    This place looked really gross. I guess Melissa’s song is not doing well. Tre must be laughing her ass off.

  18. n says:

    Who is this naked transvestite? Why are Joe and Greg carrying on over her? It is just really inappropriate. Who the hell wants to look at that??Why did they bring thsi naked person on stage? REALLY gross.

  19. sable says:

    I think Greg is the token gay on NJ, which Andy probably insisted on. I wonder how long the MANZO nerds knew Greg, or did they know him at all before the HWs show. I question this friendship and think Greg is a plant from BRAVO just to talk trash on Teresa, and to LOVE Joe and Melissa. I also think that Andy wants to infuse all the HWS show with gay men for his own personal interests. Greg really irks me for some reason. Usually gay men are galpals with females instead of heterosexual males. We have much more in common…make up tips, gossip, and MEN! I speak from my own experience as my best friend is gay. We watch the show together and his gaydar doesnt detect that Albie or Chris are gay, or they even are true friends with Greg. Does anyone really think that Albie or Chris would go the this club with Greg?? I think not. Imagine what people would say!!!

    I think Andy has his own ulterior motives…and will push his own agenda using the network. I also think he hates females, and sits back in delight while these women make fools of themselves, and sell their souls (family included) for a moment in the spotlight. The video above is just weird. Joe is either faking just like Kim Z did when she declared she had a lesbian affair, or he secretly harbors lust for men. I think he is on the ANDY bandwagon, and knows this will delight the boss.

    • fairyGodmother says:

      I was thinking the same thing about Andy after I watched the RHONJ reunion! There are some men(gay or not) who just really despise women and I think Andy is one of them. He seems to take great pleasure in ripping these women apart.

    • sd says:

      Gregg Bennet has been on the show for some time, he use to be Teresa’s biggest fan. He and Albie were roommates in college, it wasn’t till this season that he had such a prominent role.

      • sd: Interesting that BigGayGreggy was Tree’s biggest fan on Seasons 1 and 2 of NJ. BigGayGreggy was Prince Albie’s friend at Fordham; Lauren “you’re not beautiful” Manzo’s fiance, Vito Scalia was Prince Albie’s roommate at Fordham. You can catch BigGayGreggy at the Posche Fashion Show in past seasons…. TFC!! SH

        • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

          Lauren also had the nerve to complain that Chris and Albie were all “buddy buddy with Greg when you know, Greg used to be MY friend too!”. Greg was ALBIE’S friend FIRST. Her boyfriend/fiance was ALBIE’S friend FIRST. There’s something up with her jacking all his friends. She can’t find any of her own?

        • RomoSheDiNT says:

          Ms, Is stoopid BGGreggy coming back next season? Please say no…

    • AngryOldMan says:

      I think Bravo wanted a gay man on RHoNJ but I don’t think it’s just Andy’s agenda. Gay men, especially in the coveted 18-45 demographic, are a large part of Bravo’s audience so it’s natural for the network to feature such men. As with everything on these shows, there’s lots of producer intervention so the Manzo Booyyyeees friendship with Greg was probably encouraged for the show.

      As for the subtle misogyny inherent in HW shows, as well as any other show featuring women behaving badly, I think you’ve got a good point.

  20. MomofTwins1992 says:

    LMAO!! You know I actually liked her when she first joined the show and I thought at the time that she was on the end of Teresa’s hatred and her belief that this girl wasnt good enough for brother (which she finally admitted to) but as the weeks went on she just didnt sit well with me. Her husband is an idiot and always doing something that screams LOOK AT ME!! Between his dresses, the way he acts towards his wife etc. These two need to go, RHWONJ needs a serious injection of class and it isn’t the Gorgas. I used to go to gay clubs all the time when I was younger, one of my best male friends was gay (May he R.I.P.) and he used to love taking me and I enjoyed it so much it is truly a whole different world in those clubs and if you dont walk out with a smile on your face then something is wrong lol but these two, they belong on another planet. I am no fan of Teresa but I can see why now she doesn’t like her sister in law all that much.

  21. sable says:

    Class and the NJ housewives dont belong in the same sentence. I agree MOT1992, they need to go!

  22. Cathy from Fort Myers says:

    Bravo and Andy probably set that appearance up for Mego. I agree about Greg. The Manzos can’t be too happy with that disgusting event. I guess we’ll see.
    Mego/Jogo are really being exposed for who they are. so trashy!

    • sd says:

      judging from baby JoeGee’s twitter account I’m sure the Manzos thought this was hilarious.

      • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

        And also judging from Lauren’s reaction in Punta Cana when she thought she was going to get a glimpse of MeGo and JoGo having relations in the public restroom. I don’t think she’s ever been quite so animated. The Manzos are walking contradictions: they’re the most judgmental people on the planet and obviously see themselves as arbiters of class, but they love a good public c*ck convo.

  23. JD says:

    I repeat you will not find a conservative catholic in a gay bar ….#justsayin’

  24. scooter says:

    Joe makes pigs in mud look good!

  25. mommamia says:

    ENOUGH! Never had a high opinion of the Guidices, but the Gorgas are really the yuck on the bottom of the barrel. It is beyond me how anyone can really like/admire those two and not see through their extreme desire to get attention and be famous at any cost (yes, including horribly embarrassing their parents w/ their disgusting behavior and junk they are hawking referring to Joe’s “poison”/Tarzan (YUCK) I am actually wanting to defend T. in regard to Melissa these days despite T’s huge, obvious issues – but not Juicy; he belongs in the Gorgas’ column! Please Jesus, protect all those sweet little children as they are going to be so humiliated by their parents as they grow older, if not already.

    BRAVO has pretty much hit the bottom of the slippery slope and hit a new low point with the Gorgas and Greggy — not funny, entertaining, or at all clever. All this nastiness needs to just disappear….including the Kardashian plague. Is this really what the majority of people enjoy and want? It is too upsetting that this is becoming what is the standard American image in the world. The HW shows have all become embarrassing – or at least we the viewers are embarrassed FOR them. I am embarrassed that I watched as long as I did…..no more.

    • Kb says:

      I admit I too felt that Tre was unnecessarily mean to the Gorga’s at the beginning of the season. Still can’t excuse her crazy behavior or her thug husband. But I could sure see, if this is normal behavior for them, that Tre would be embarrassed for the public to see the seediness in her immediate family. Tarzan Joe just makes my skin crawl, Blecht!

    • Kb says:

      Just one more thing about Tre. So many posters seem to think that if you are disgusted by Mego, by default you should support Tre. Taking EVERYONE out of the picture, the attacks, etc. Tre has major issues as you point out. I could never support her. She is a fraud, a fame whore in her own right, and her husband is literally a criminal.

  26. mommamia says:

    Kb…Making it clear: I feel slightly defensive for T. based only on MeGo and her family masterfully manipulating that dimwitted brother of T’s and going full attack on T. in the very beg. of the season – the viewers responded against her so she changed her game and rebounded while T. just blundered on in her same offensive manner; MeGo is smarter. And, the reunion was definitely a full out nasty over the top attack on T., abetted by Andy himself, by women who don’t all exactly have clean finances and are somewhat hypocritical – and one was too gutless to even show up but tweeted enough to make everyone want to say: Show up or SHUT UP, Jacqueline. They ALL need to go away…and Juicy is indeed a criminal (perhaps T. also??), but the Lauitas are looking a little shady themselves the last couple days….just saying… play fair.

  27. whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

    JoGo loves his wool caps!! Stewie? Not so much!

  28. Wotcher says:

    Anyone else notice she’s showing her left hand there- her left hand, with no wedding ring on. She has a ring on her middle finger- but not her ring finger.

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