Real Housewives of New Jersey: Jacqueline Laurita… Pushin’ That Black Water Sludge… Funniest Photo EVER!!

****”SOMEONE” DEMANDED THAT THIS PHOTO OF JAX, CHRIS AND PRINCE ALBIE BE TAKEN DOWN… IMMEDIATELY!!!****

Jax Laurita has had it with the Real Housewives of New Jersey… she’s now out promoting her husband, Chris Laurita’s, black water crap.  With nephews, Prince Albie Manzo and Christopher Manzo…

From Bergen.com…NOT HERE (SOMEONE DEMANDED THAT THE LINK BE TAKEN DOWN!)… lots of photos, but no sighting of Prince Albie’s new girlfriend!

“Real Housewives of New Jersey” stars Jacqueline Laurita, Chris Laurita, Albie Manzo and Chris Manzo greeted fans at Odyssey Athletics in Waldwick this morning. The event featured a BLK water tasting, prizes and more!

****”SOMEONE” DEMANDED THAT THIS PHOTO OF JAX, CHRIS AND PRINCE ALBIE BE TAKEN DOWN… IMMEDIATELY!!!****

Here is the FUNNIEST photo EVER…  ALL of Jax’s “fans” showed up!!…

****”SOMEONE” DEMANDED THAT THIS PHOTO OF JAX’ 10 FANS BE TAKEN DOWN… IMMEDIATELY!!!****

 … ALL 10 of them!!

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51 Responses to Real Housewives of New Jersey: Jacqueline Laurita… Pushin’ That Black Water Sludge… Funniest Photo EVER!!

  1. ames says:

    Is it safe to assume blk water makes u fat? (Cough* manzos*cough)

  2. HaHaLaLa says:

    ugly cousins?? LOL #febusneverforget

  3. Ash says:

    Is it me or are the boys lookingbigger?

  4. daddys5 says:

    Ten people are some of them seem to be there just to work out. I would guess a few of them may be employees who hung around just to turn the lights off.

    All in all it looks like maybe 4 fans (or maybe a few of those were just HW producers).

    • Mythunker says:

      Maybe they just have crazy security at these things and only ten people answered the screening questions correctly?!
      There are an awful lot of yoga pants in that in that shot, though.

  5. daddys5 says:

    Thank you for posting that pic, SH! That’s going to be one of those images that will give me recurring chuckles.

  6. K says:

    The comments on this thread are so funny, thanks for the laughs!!
    On a side note…I can’t stand when guys hair does that Hershey kiss point on top like Chris’s hairdo.

  7. sd says:

    I like the girl wearing the knee socks.

  8. LookersMissesMelissa says:

    ::CRICKET::

  9. flower child says:

    “Odyssey Athletics ” looks a lot like my church’s basement!

    • whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

      From their website it looks like they have a day-care center where that pic was taken. BUT, of all the pics only two even had blk water bottles–no one was tasting it, no one was even posing with it. The one at the “door-prize selection” looked like they jammed them into a corner as an after thought (there was clearly something else going on there that day) and the three bottles of blk were un-opened.

      MsSH knows how to stage a taste testing better than that!!

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  11. Made Piley says:

    BGG tweeted this last night, in response to someone asking him what BLK tasted like:

    Greg Bennett
    @GreggyBennett Greg Bennett
    @Kai_Dawgg Turn on your sink, close your eyes, and drink. Tastes exactly the same, except it cures your hangover :-)

    Ummmm so is saying that it taste like unfiltered Hoboken tap water?

    • LookersMissesMelissa says:

      We have to turn on the sink and close our eyes to drink BLK??? Lmao! Is it just me or is that actually the opposite of a good suggestion???

      I’m thinking those boys don’t even drink BLK themselves when they’re not in public. I’m not buying it. It’s just like the American Idol judges and their own personal favorite drinks IN THE COCA COLA CUPS for tv viewers to think they’re drinking Coke. THEY’RE NOT DRINKING COKE LOL but Coke is the sponsor. Celebrity endorsements are the worst! Half the time these people wouldn’t ever drink/eat/drive/use what they’re promoting. AS IF JLO DRIVES A FIAT! Bahaha!

    • Robin says:

      “Curing a hangover” is in language violation of the FDA and DSHEA (Dietary Supplement Health & Education Act) passed in 1994. You are not allowed to make unsubstantiated drug claims — “treat, cure, mitigate” any health state or disease. If BGG keeps this up, he’ll be incurring the wrath of the FDA.

      • Robin: All that stuff is for the manufacturer of the product. I doubt very much if BigGayGreggy is gonna have any FDA people at his door. TFC!!! SH

        • Made Piley says:

          True dat. Perhaps the water commission might get a bit tift at having their water compared to black sludge though. lol

        • Robin says:

          True dat! But these lummoxes are so truly “stoopid” that as marketing reps for the company, I would bet they do indeed make false verbal and twatter claims. Wouldn’t it be funny if indeed the FDA showed up and handcuffed BGG for violating DSHEA (which you are correct, they wouldn’t, but let’s play!). He would probably get aroused and Little Gay Greggy would point north when the handcuffs are put on him — he strikes me as that type of dude!

    • hereswhat says:

      My city water is undrinkable….is that what he’s saying????

  12. I wish I knew about this one….she looks cute with black hair though…best look so far……if this crap is Hudson County tap then it is nasty! Who drinks something opaque, anyway?

  13. AngryOldMan says:

    All those freezers and fillers were a smart investment. Jax’s face is frozen to a permanent fake smile so no matter how early in the morning or sadly small the crowd, she’s grinning. You know, kinda like the Joker. Great going Jax!

  14. sd says:

    I think they need to change the direction of blk water, instead of pushing it as a health drink they need to market it as a mixer for alcohol! It gives a whole new meaning to Johnny Walker Black!

  15. kas says:

    Does anyone know how much of this garbage has been sold ? And I don’t mean given away in as a promotion..I hope none of these people really think they will get rich off this !

  16. If I wanted black water, I would go to the Hudson River and fill up my bottle.

  17. joan kennedy says:

    so sad, look at the picture of those fools. the manzo’s/jax. not the “fans” jax will do anything
    for attention, so long as she does not have to really work. show up. be responsible. that
    peak on chris’s head is caroline’s apron string. prince albie, you have to take and pass the
    sheriff tests. mommie has to stop embarassing u guys? and herself

  18. k says:

    To be fair, there was a MAJOR storm that day, that is probably why no one showed up. It really should have been cancelled. Albie’s GF was not there? Maybe they broke up because he said he thought she was fat on twitter. He has not mentioned her since.

  19. NOT says:

    I asked my Doctor about Black Water and he said he wouldn’t advise me to drink it since your kidney’s cannot filter all that dark liquid ( kidney’s need clear liquids). If I drink anything Black it will be coffee.

  20. k says:

    I was wondering about that. How much can u drink in one day? These Manzos just talk about it being a cure for a hangover. Not everyone can go out every night to bars and drink. Some people have real jobs, The people that keep getting hangovers do not have jobs and therefore cannot spend $60 a case on that black crap. So they are marketing it to the wrong crowd.

  21. k says:

    Why did someone demand that the photos be taken down? They were nice photos. I don’t get it.

    • Made Piley says:

      I dont know. good question.

    • hereswhat says:

      so the photos on this post were taken down?? was it the ones of them signing something and the ten fans? did one of them email SH? threaten her? wth? can they do that?

      • Made Piley says:

        Hereswhat I dont understand. I am thinking a fan snapped those pics and if jax &co are getting paranoid about fan photos then they are really gonna be shooting themselves in the foot by taking this approach. Who do they think they are? Are they gonna start banning cameras at their “appearances?” so pretensions and unnecessary. And if I was BLK owners i would be pissed that my promotion company was causing such a stink over free flippin advertising on a popular blog.

        • hereswhat says:

          ha! they need all the help they can get….blk sludge that is…

        • MP: Just to clarify… these were NOT fan photos.

          These were taken down at the extreme insistence (and that’s describing it nicely…) of “someone” from NJ, along with many other photos… that were DEMANDED that SH take down IMMEDIATELY. I am not a potstirrer and anyone who wishes that their photos (even though it clearly states “SHARE” on the photos and the photographer’s name was given proper credit), be taken down, then their wishes will be obliged.

          As you are well aware, I am a huge fan of giving credit where credit is due…

          TFC!!! SH

          • Mythunker says:

            Gah! That’s almost as lame as Bravo’s fluff they’re adding to fill in for Russel’s bad image they originally went with this season.
            Sorry SH. Keep fighting the good fight! We all (or at least this commenter) support you!

  22. k says:

    All of the Albie GF photos were taken down also. They were all nice pics. If they do not want their pictures shown, they should not pose for pictures. They signed up for the show-that is part of being on TV.

  23. k says:

    Well I tried Blk water today-it tastes just like water you can’t tell the difference. There is no after taste. I still think regular water is the best way to go though. It is also very expensive

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