Real Housewives of New Jersey: Albie Manzo… Photos of Albie and His Girlfriend… FINALLY!!!

**THERE WAS A PHOTO OF PRINCE ALBIE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND, LINDSEY ANDREWS IN THIS SPOT…**

“SOMEONE” DEMANDED THAT IT BE TAKEN DOWN!!

Albie and Chris Manzo, hosted the New Jersey launch of their latest ‘New Star’ client Tributo Tequila at the Chandelier Room at the W Hotel in Hoboken NJ.   So, who was there???  From “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”… Albie Manzo, Chris Manzo, Lauren Manzo, Caroline Manzo and BigGayGreggy Bennett helped get the party started at the launch last night.

The most exciting part of da Manzo “Boyz” (insert Flava Flav sayin’ “Boiiizzzz” here…) tequila launch was the fact that this is the first time that Ablie Manzo showed up with his “girlfriend,” Lindsey (refused to give her last name) A.  (HER LAST NAME IS LINDSEY ANDREWS AND SHE’S IN THE “FLIGHT CREW” OF THE NY JETS ORGANIZATION)

**THERE WAS A PHOTO OF PRINCE ALBIE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND, LINDSEY ANDREWS ALONG WITH LAUREN MANZO AND DON CAROLINE MANZO IN THIS SPOT…

“SOMEONE” DEMANDED THAT IT BE TAKEN DOWN

**THERE WAS A PHOTO OF CAROLINE MANZO AND PRINCE ALBIE IN THIS SPOT…

“SOMEONE” DEMANDED THAT IT BE TAKEN DOWN

SORRY… THE PHOTO OF “Albie and Mommy” HAD TO BE TAKEN DOWN!

Check out all of the photos from the launch party… SORRY, THE LINK TO ALL THE PHOTOS IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE.  AN “SOMEONE” DEMANDED THAT IT BE TAKEN OFF!!

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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90 Responses to Real Housewives of New Jersey: Albie Manzo… Photos of Albie and His Girlfriend… FINALLY!!!

  1. lisa says:

    Well she makes a pretty little beard….I still say both them manzo boys are gay

  2. Katie says:

    The above website cited her as “Lindsey Wagner”. Do you think that’s this girl?

  3. Mslediva says:

    If they’re a couple, I’m was the first girl to put it on Albie … yeah right like he had a girl. LMAO!

  4. aRubino2 says:

    Whoa. What’s with the eyebrows?

  5. Belladee says:

    MS.SH – I think I found her last name. Post it or email it to you?

  6. DebWeb says:

    MS.SH is that really Albies g/f??? I thought for sho he is gay….I am sooo confused.

  7. lolag says:

    I think last is Andrews NY Jets dancer

  8. ThatsJustWeird says:

    Are we sure that’s not Greggy in drag?? Umm. Nice tan, heavy jaw-lined masculine face there babe. Side effect of BLK?

    “Albie Mommy says Albie get shiny star when he Sheriff of Hoboken.”

  9. Hello Every One says:

    I feel wrong for saying this. When I first watched RHNJ I kind of thought Albie was smart. Here is a nervous man, in his PRIME who is afraid to get off Mama’s nipple. You can tell he fights a lisp, I mean he shouldn’t throw jabs at others when he clearly has in securities of his own.
    I remember when he was on Stanker’s Match M show, he was like, I’mth thired of girlths who want to be with uth because whoth our Mommy is” I’m like, okay there is so many things wrong with this thatement.
    Albie, I bet you this new Woman is urth will be on a reality show thoon.

  10. DaniCali says:

    She reminds me of a young Justine Bateman.

  11. DebWeb says:

    I will not make fun of anyone with a speech impediment, however since Caroline had said her sons has a lisp and still do, their is no excuse for that. My daughter spoke perfect english and at the ripe old age of 2 she started to sttuter and I thought why is this happening? To make a long story short, I found a doctor of speech path. that after many months of theraphy ( or should i say a year & 1/half) my daughter was ( not cured) but didnt stutter anymore… and she has no speech problems to this day! My point is since Caroline knew this, WHY didnt she seek help for her sons??? This too can be corrected…

  12. K says:

    aRubino2, I want to believe the eyebrows are a result of bad (in my opinion) Botox because I can’t understand why anyone would pluck that unnatural, bat winged, flying up the forehead eyebrow look!
    It looks very harsh for my tastes but some women like to have the lifted inquisitive look….

    From the front view his girlfriend has exactly the same nose as Albie and Caroline!

    • Belladee says:

      Those eyebrows are horrible! Why wouldn’t she color them in with a pencil? She looks like she could be a member of the Jersey Shore cast!

  13. tomas7 says:

    Doesn’t she look at least 10- 15 years older than him? And my gaydar has always said yes Albie is gay and too scared too come out. I was right about Ricky Martin and Rock Hudson and am willing to bet I am right on this one too.

  14. Sistah T says:

    Just based on the superficial looks, he is much cuter than she is. She needs some eyebrow help, some lipstick, a vacation from the tanning bed, a decent cut and hairstyle (who is screwing with all of the manzos’ hair??) and maybe a good bath with some degreaser. You can tell from her poses and facial expression that screams “I have arrived!” this relationship is DOA. This is about show business, Mamie.

  15. Sistah T says:

    And….how tacky are Albie’s pants cuffs in the bottom picture. What kind of mom sends her son out of the house like that? Get thee to a tailor Albie.

  16. Belladee says:

    The eyebrows aren’t even the same. The one on the left looks like it’s trying to fly away from her face!! http://www.newyorkjets.com/media-lounge/photo-gallery/Lindsay-A—2010-Flight-Crew-Photos/1954e220-4029-4731-9d6d-1577b4d3bca8

  17. RHWFan says:

    Someone needs to send her a case of pressed powder.

  18. RomoSheDiNT says:

    Um, Albie… she sure is tranny-esque. Did her and Greggy have a tweezing party? I can’t look at her anymore. Bw the overboard tan, weird brows, man jawline and fact she appears 10 years older than Albie’s fresh face… she’s really starting to freak me out. Albie does need to get those pants altered tho.

  19. RomoSheDiNT says:

    Just showed hubs the pic of Albie’s gf. He said, “What, did she used to be a dude or something?”
    Alls I told him was to look at her and tell me what he thought.
    Uh oh, we might have happened into the Sunday poll… Ask Yo Hubs ‘Bout Albie’s Gf… :-D
    It’s going to be boring bc the answers will be the same. Lol

    • whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

      Romo: I think she could be Albie’s long lost brother. BUT even more creepy, to me at least, are pics two and four. First, could Don Caro get ANY closer to the gf–it almost looks like her head (which is enormous, btw) has been photoshopped–weird, not natural, weird, no one looks like that. AND in pic four does it look a little like we just interrupted a little sumpin-sumpin?? Creepy.

      • RomoSheDiNT says:

        I bet Lauren just loves Lindsay. She makes her look great!

      • Belladee says:

        Thought the same thing about Don Caro. Can she be anymore up her a$$?? Lauren probably hates her because her mom is more interested in her and she is skinnier. Lauren is definately a girl hater!

        • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

          I agree and all kidding aside, I think it’s pretty sad. Over the years, Lauren has made a few comments to the effect of how she hates ALL girls her brothers date; that they date only ” hos”; that none of these young ladies can apparently cook and what a mortal sin that is and most recently, how this Lindsey girl is apparently the “only” girlfriend of her brothers’ that she’s ever liked. Um really? Ever? and these guys are still young. Why on earth was she even concerned with who they were dating at say 18-23? They weren’t going to MARRY any of those girls. Plus, she’s their SISTER, not their keeper, mother, wife or girlfriend, which is what she acts like half the time. It’s pretty obvious that she believes if a young woman is independent, living on her own, doesn’t cook and isn’t yet concerned with all the ins and outs of domesticity AND isn’t a virgin, she’s a piece of sh*t. Having fun and enjoying your young adulthood as a single woman away from your parents’ prying eyes equals hobag in her mind. Where do you think she got this attitude from? And I’m not going to say it, because even I have a little internal censor about making fun of people’s looks , but why do you think she likes this Lindsey girl? ( Ok, I did kind of say it, but I’m really not trying to be mean! )

  20. cutie pie says:

    albie’s girlfriend looks as tho she belongs on Jersey Shore. She appears to be prematurely aged. Albie…this woman will look like your grandmother in 10 years.

  21. Belladee says:

    By the way, picture 31 @BabyJoeGee mom.

  22. liz says:

    Hi ( SH) first time leaving a reply. What happened to Alexa RJ? Then again that rude comment he made at dinner prob explains it all. Supposedly that was the girlfriend. In some crazy way this lindsey chick has a hint of resemblance to Teresa without makeup and a fake tan. But definitely has a not so cute look. Them Jets girls in those picks look good from afar up close its not that cute.

    • liz: Welcome! The Alexa Ray Joel uh, “girlfriend of Albie”… was wishful thinking on Don Caro’s part. Nothing more. IMO, Albie looks uncomfortable around any women who aren’t his mother… including his now “girlfriend,” the cheerleader. TFC!!! SH

    • vp says:

      About that episode…am I the only one who had to pick their jaw from the floor when Caroline said that albie and joels daughter would make a good match as the are both from privileged families etc? I thought, did she just compare brownstone money to bill Joel money? Delusional.

      • RomoSheDiNT says:

        Then when you thought it couldn’t get any worse Albie pulls his playa moves out and asks Alexa Ray if she wants some milk. As a response to her saying she feels like an old maid… Lol, I know y’all all saw it, but I’m not letting golden boy Albie live that one down! :-D
        What do you say to that? Why yes I do!

  23. Belladee says:

    Where is Christafurrrr??

  24. She could be so pretty with a few minor changes: The eyebrows and hairline definitely emphasize and sharpen the nose and chin. Make a couple of those she wouldn’t look manly at all, kinda like the two-faced Seinfeld date:)
    Good call on the bizaar pose of the Don in picture 2. Who does that?

  25. k says:

    Well the GF definitlely is NOT SHY about posing for the pics. Albie said he does not want to date a “famewhore’. I think he picked one. She has a look on her face that says ” I have arrived!!” I think he could get a prettier girl. He will tire of her by xmas.

    • tomas7 says:

      Well we all realize how they like to squeeze a dime out of a nickel, so they ( the family collective & Bravo) probably picked her so they wouldn’t have to spend any money on a Halloween costume, it will be over before Thanksgiving.

  26. k says:

    What is with that outfit the GF is wearing? Not flattering AT ALL. She must have known she was going to be photographed. In the pic with Caroline the GF looks like Deena from Jersey Shore.

    • RomoSheDiNT says:

      Maybe she went shopping with Caroline. ;-) That would explain that too close for comfort pic of Don Caro all up in her grill.

  27. k says:

    I think the GF looks like Caroline!! LOL.

  28. Nicki says:

    I think its all made up & posed because Albie Manzo is a closeted gay. They don’t even look like a real couple in the picture. He looks like he is NOT that into her & she looks like she could care less about him just wants him to shove over so she can cheese for the camera. They don’t have her name because they couldn’t invent one in time. She is a beard not like the one his mother shaves off her old ugly mug everyday either.

  29. Deep-Sigh says:

    Was she the one with Albie at that 5K run? I remember there being a girl hanging with him but I can’t tell if they’re the same one. I don’t DVR the show so I can’t go back and ck….

  30. sugarygoo says:

    In that second pic, she looks like the devil. She and the Don are looking straight at me, soliciting my eternal soul… oh wait, those aren’t horns, just the eagle graphic on the wall behind her. But yeah, those eyebrows are evil looking.

  31. k says:

    She is a NJ Jets cheerleader. She definitely is a famewhore.

  32. can we say Oedipus Complex. Congratulations to Albie for finding himself an over-tanned bint who looks like a man, just like Caroline, minus the tan, of course. Does this lady shave her face as well? Dying to know!

  33. Lizperez says:

    I personally know 2 dudes (in the closet) that married manly looking women and had very strong mothers that controlled their lives, even after marriage. Those women didn’t have a chance in heck at a happy life.

  34. k says:

    Well I really think it is hilarious that the girl obviously LOVES posing for those pics. It is like she forgot Albie was even there. She looks like a man.

  35. MicaBrown says:

    If Albie is gay, so what? There is nothing wrong with it. Making him hide it and feel ashamed is criminal, if that is what Caroline is doing to her son. She should be proud of him no matter what his sexual orientation is. Both of those boys/men seem to be good to their mother. I wish my sons were that nice to me and spent time with me like they spend with their mother. I would not give a flip if my sons were gay. I only want to see them once in a while.

  36. alex p says:

    You all sound like jealous bitches. Why is it so hard to admit when someone is truly pretty? Maybe she took one bad picture at that press release… maybe you should dig a little deeper and you’d see that she is gorgeous. Jealousy is a real sick emotion, and you people need to get your fat asses off the computer and get a life. All of you are probably fat and disgusting.

    • alex: You’re a little late to this rodeo… how many months was Albie’s girlfriend, Lindsey, chatted about? BUT… yes, you are correct! Everyone who reads SH, including SH… is fat and disgusting! I must reload my robotic arm now! Hmmmm… thinking of reloading with bricks of cream cheese in tortilla wraps dipped in dark chocolate and coated with crushed frozen Heath bars. YUM!!! Maybe I’ll look like DonCaro one day… that might be too much of a fantasy! Oh, one can only wish!!! SH

    • friendlyneighborhoodrobin says:

      Oh, Alex, I am laughing so hard, thank you for your sheer stoopidity and misplaced anger rant this morning!

      You are right in one thing: Jealousy is indeed a “real sick emotion.” And so is constant misplaced anger. I think you need to get your fat ass off the computer and deal with it.

    • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

      Who is this alex p person? I tend not to fall victim to conspiratorial zeal, but he/she sounds an awful lot LIKE Caroline. It’s probably not her, but that incessant moralizing combined with an utter lack of ability to recognize her own shortcomings is vintage Don. The whole Manzo clan LOVES to moralize about “bullying” – a real problem, but they’re some of the biggest perpetrators of it. Not that anyone cares, but for the record, I personally have never picked on anyone’s looks ( Ok, I might have called Don an ‘Orange-haired Bozo’ once or twice ) or spent more than 2 seconds worrying about anyone’s love or sexual preference. I don’t care if Albie is gay; I don’t care what his girlfriend looks like; I don’t care about Lauren’s weight. What I do have a pretty solid opinion on are their ethics and morals which seem pretty situation-dependent.

  37. Dc baby!! says:

    Yawn.

  38. friendlyneighborhoodrobin says:

    The one thing I love about Ms. Lindsey — she is a cheerleader for my beloved NY Jets!

  39. alex p says:

    If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all… If you have kids, you should be ashamed of yourself because they are probably little arrogant, rude brats. And if you don’t have children, please don’t procreate to make such creatures. Yes, you probably are broke as hell and sit home commenting on gossip websites all day, so for that– congratulations, you have a reason to be jealous of people who actually got up and did something with their lives. And yes, I do have anger towards people who are not compassionate towards others. You need to step back, take a look at yourself and then have the audacity to judge others. Again, you should be ashamed of yourself. :)

    • originalcyn says:

      I always laugh at the people that come here to preach and end up being the the worst offenders of what they abhor! Alex you are beyond rude in your comments and talk about being judgmental!!
      You could have simply stated you thought that this young person was attractive and some posters were being unkind instead of attacking all the commentators.
      We may not always be respectful to these actors on these reality show but we’re always respectful to each other.
      I think you need to step back,reevaluate and go over the rules of this site.

    • friendlyneighborhoodrobin says:

      Seriously, Alex, come on. If you do not know the meaning of “hypocrite,” go look it up, then read your post.

      Then, you will learn that you do indeed have a lot of anger towards yourself — because you “have anger towards people who are not compassionate towards others.”

      For the record, I have a wonderful life — great friends, family, career, and thankfully, good health. I am typically very content.

      I like this site because of its humor and the fact that information is not sanitized by Bravo or PR folks. As the eloquent OriginalCyn just said below, the community here, the posters are definitely respectful of one another and that makes me enjoy this site further.

      Finally, I hope you feel better — superior — now that you said your piece.

    • forblogs says:

      but Alex p, thank you for the smiley face

  40. whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

    The best part about all this is the pics of Lyndsey aren’t even here anymore!! But alex is correct, I am jealous. I am jealous that SH is a time traveler. I want to know what alex is going to say in two weeks!! I bet it’s gonna sound just like what she said here already!!
    I also want one’o'dem pie-hole stuffin’ mechanical arms!! Like Homer Simpson in the nursing home episode, I am tired of feeding myself.
    Alas, I fear I shall have to wait for the double reciprocal pie-hole stuffin’ mechanical arm–one that changes my diaper as it reloads the feedin’ part!!

    Keep up the good work, SH and don’t let them dummies wear you down!!

    • who: Never knew about the double reciprocal stuffer! Will be getting one of those very soon! Now there will be no reason to leave the La-Z-Boy!! SH loves all SH readers, including the “dummies”… such ‘special’ people!! LOL!! TFC!! SH

    • romoshedint says:

      WHO, you’re awesome! I’m saving up for your mechanical arms. You deserve it!
      How much do they cost? :-) Doesn’t matter!

      • whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

        romo: Patience, romo! The prototypes I’ve seen still confuse the reciprocal part, mixing up the diaper removal function with the pie-hole stuffin’ function. It’s not pretty! But that’s what they do to us down here in the Memphis big house waitin’ for my trial–guinea pigs!!

        • BelowSeaLevel says:

          poor who. someone needs to find the people responsible for you being stuck in a memphis facility. to change the subject, what color is your jumpsuit?

          • romoshedint says:

            I smell a roadtrip… I hope MyT still has that sweet fannypack. We’re gonna need it! ;-)

          • whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

            Jump suit?? Jump suit?? Oh, having a jump suit would be too sweet!! No, ever since the first successful bustin’ out earlier this year, I am not afforded the luxury of a jump suit!! They did, however, give me a blue, one-on-one-off-the-shoulder-previously-worn-by-Tree-on-CA dress, but I tried to use it to make a rope!

            • BelowSeaLevel says:

              oh, that’s not going to work out too well for you. you’re going to slide right back down into the recreational yard.

              your best bet sounds like the cat in the fanny pack and romo’s ninja moves.

              • romoshedint says:

                Yep, got my poison darts and throwing stars all packed. Just waitin for MyT to pick me up then we’re headed to BSL’s. We’re gonna be takin the back roads this time to bust out WHO bc soma this stuff I have … Well, we just are! Not sure where the heck MyT is…?

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