Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Taylor Armstrong… No Kitchen Appliances

 

Shana/TraylorTrash was making a pre-packaged cookie mix (Ghiradelli, actually) during last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Shana even threw on her apron before she entered her kitchen to make her cookies… and they were so difficult for Shana to make!  Note to Shana:  Where’s your KitchenAid?  Or how about a hand mixer?  Oh, that’s right… you don’t cook.  But, you’ve never made cookies in your life?  Really????  Get the hell outta here!

Shana then explained to PamDana that she would be so happy if the scheduled “game night” that was to be held at Shana’s house would be moved to PamDana’s.  Like a really good friend, PamDana took the crushing stress off of Shana and agreed to have the producer-induced game night at her house…

Listen as Shana describes PamDana as “outspoken” and she “doesn’t take any crap offa anyone”… all the things that Shana says that she is NOT.   Interesting how tough-talkin’ Shana of last season has now become this weak, fearful, afraid to say anything person.  Shana’s full of sh**!   She’d go all Oklahoma on your azz in a second…  We can see right through your BS, scammer Shana…

Shana Makin’ Cookies… With PamDana

Shana Makin’ Cookies… With PamDana

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Don’t those cookies look great?  

 

 

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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58 Responses to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Taylor Armstrong… No Kitchen Appliances

  1. DebWeb says:

    MS SH your comments are making me PIMP…lmao..I know you know what that means! Well I hope you do, haaaaaaahaaaaaahahaaaaa, oh chit i am crying from laughing so hard… be back in a sec…

  2. Sistah T says:

    Um….I don’t see any vegetables with those cookies.

  3. DebWeb says:

    OK, Im back, I had to poise myself…anyway it is really sad that she cannot make pre-made cookies,and whats up with the apron? was she expecting another accident? eye that is or God forbid if she had a KitchenAid! What a ( mess) that would of been!?!! lol

  4. DebWeb says:

    Maybe the ‘New Easy Bake Oven” it doesnt have the lite bulb in it anymore…lol I just find it so very strange that she cant even make cookies or turn the oven on the right temp.? am i wrong for thinking this way???? If i am..shame on me.

  5. DebWeb says:

    I guess shame on me folks…thatttts all folksssss ( Porkey Pig) warner brothers…..;) :)

  6. Mslediva says:

    For her not to be able to make cookies the batter looked like it was done right to me. That was a staged moment. WTH would Pam/Dana come over put on her apron like they’re really about to cooking from scratch? They’re such losers and the fake black eye she gave her self too, it’s a loser smdh

    • hereswhat says:

      sooo staged….dana didnt do one thing in the cookie making….just donned an apron and then removed it…..whoopie!

      • Mythunker says:

        Kinda like Jill’s painting party? At least they didn’t have a chef come in and take over to finish making the box instant cookie mix.

  7. whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

    Is this the video where everybody sees a blk eye?? At :05 and 1:47 there are two pretty good full face shots and I just don’t see it. What I did think was pretty low class, however, was Bravo leaving in the line where Traylor says she thanks PamDana for having the party at her house because she doesn’t want to be involved “with the planning and the hanging.” Ummm, insensitive much, Bravo??

    • Gettinjiggywitit says:

      This is the video that I talked about on another post. At :05 you can’t really see b/c her hair is swooped over her eye (her left eye). But around 1:50ish you really can see it. You can see that the shape of her eye lids are different and she has a huge bag under her eye. When I was originally watcing the show, the first place I noticed anything was at 1:44, it looks like socket and nose area is swollen – like someone who just had a major nose job! Its kind of hard to see on a tiny computer screen. I could see her eye so much better on my tv at home.

      • Pancakes says:

        FWIW, the black eye photos released on Radar were on the right side of her face.

        • Pancakes says:

          Wow, bad sentence structure…..but you get my gist. Apologies to all.

        • Made Piley says:

          There was another one released very close to the suicide that depicted a cut over her left eye. It was a paparazzi pic.

          • lisa says:

            I remember the cut over her eye The paps were at her house she was moving one of them said On ET i think that she was wearing a hat that hide the cut but as soon as she saw them she yanked the hat off so they would see the cut The pap said he could tell she wanted them to see it.

            • Mythunker says:

              Seriously? Geez. Where’d you see that exchange?

              • lisa says:

                i wanna say it was on one of the Weekend gossip shows ET perhaps but aired before russells suicide the picture was taken on the friday before his body was found so maybe that same weekend

      • whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

        Thanks, Gettin. The left eye does have some puffiness underneath. But nothing like the discoloration in those Radar pics.

    • RomoSheDiNT says:

      Exactly, it was like MyT pointed out. Bravo’s way of hinting at subject matter they aren’t allowed to air. When they showed that PamDana scene of Traylor handing over her game night hosting duties I thought so what, who cares?! But the importance of the scene was not to let us know that Pam Dana saved the day. It was for us to see Shana’s shiner. Clever, eh?

      • Mythunker says:

        I dunno. I don’t like sticking up for Traylor, but something was off in that scene. Either she was playing for the cameras or hiding something Russel might have done to her. If it was an innocent injury, she would’ve just explained it and not hidden. Again, she might have been trying to sell the abuse story by acting like she had something to hide… I dunno. Also dunno the time line of things. It’s all weird and creepy.

  8. Made Piley says:

    Is that the ghost of Russel that I hear at the 47 second mark? I cant make out what he is saying but sound like “are you ready yet?”

    • Gettinjiggywitit says:

      Sorry, didn’t hit the correct reply button. This is in re: to Pancakes.

      • Pancakes says:

        I forgot about the cut over the left eye. She had it after the suicide. The timelines are so hard to follow but I believe the pap pics give the most accurate timeline. Anything that Shana says is always suspect with me. Sad but true.

  9. Sistah T. says:

    My thought is this:

    Bravo edited out footage of Trailor, so they needed to add in some more scenes for her. The last two episodes were Train Wreck City. AND….they needed to back up the abuse photos. My theory is the Cookie Scene was shot after the suicide and scripted for you to notice the eye. OR…she could have had that plastic surgery she will deny she has ever had.

    Go all Oklahoma on my butt all you want, but I don’t buy 1 vowel from that cooked up abuse story.

    • lisa says:

      me niether There are way to many holes in her sob story and things dont make sense.
      I fully believe those “abuse pics” are nothing more then pic taken after one of her many plastic surgery procedures

  10. Robin says:

    I noticed Shana/Traylor’s face in the Dr. Phil interview, where she looked like she had facial plumper/cheek filler injections like Priscilla Presley. Her face was definitely puffier and wider. It was really obvious when she tried to desperately squinch out a tear or two.

    • lisa says:

      she has had so much done to her face Those “abuse pictures” can very well be from one of her procedures You notice no friend has come foward to say she/he was the person who took them Taylor hasnt even gave a name. And her story has changed.
      First it was Russell came to the hospital after her and cried when he saw what he did, then it went to he never left her side the whole time now its well he left thats when “my friend ” took the pictures. Its almost like she comes up with a story then says it then waits to see what people say then adjusts the story accordingly to cover up the holes.

  11. RomoSheDiNT says:

    It sux that all of Lisa’s stuff got ignored… I want her to be my mum! so sweet
    All of it! :-)

    • hereswhat says:

      haha….I enjoy her but freaked out when she and Ken dipped into that potato salad with the same spoon AND her fingers. If I taste test I always grab a clean spoon. To me that was no different than double dipping in the guac…blewweeahh!

      At least she put her hair up when she cooked….I hate to see people cooking with their hair down “jersey style”…..

      • Mythunker says:

        Ahhh! I noticed the spoon thing too! Grossed me out! I think they cut away before Ken actually picked up the same spoon cuz I was watching closely…

        • Sistah T. says:

          I know the British have better table manners than those 2. I have wonderful friends across the pond. The VanPumpers would not be invited to a dinner party in my home, nor would I attend one with them.

          Our dog comes nowhere near the table. In fact, when we sit down to eat, he goes and lies in his bed. If a piece of food is dropped on the floor, he will stand near it and look at me for permission to get it. My dad, who is not a fan of house pets, said he is the best mannered dog or kid in the world. He even lets you go out of the door first.

          • RomoSheDiNT says:

            Our dog too. At dinner time; she either crates herself or goes to sit in the hallway. The Gigs has no class. There, I said it.

      • RomoSheDiNT says:

        What do y’all expect from a man that brings a dog to the table and has him drink from his crystal goblet?! Lol

      • LoveMeSomeHpusewives says:

        It’s gross, we all do it; taste test that is! Lol! Same spoon or not, most people try out food before serving guests. Although , seeing it happen, ew!!!

        • Mythunker says:

          Tasting is fine, but double dipping the used spoon in the bowl is icks. Just use a new spoon. It’s not like they have a spoon shortage at that house. Nor a lack of help to clean these spoons.

          • hereswhat says:

            sorry love me….but, we “all” dont do it….yeah we all taste test….NEVER twice with one spoon…never two people with one spoon…never with my fingers….II wash my hands, put up my hair and disinfect my counters before I cook….so why would I then introduce my own salive into food I plan to serve….(insert throw up emoticon here)

      • Jupiters Mother says:

        I’m wondering if Lisa and Ken’s transgressions with food, the double dipping, the Giggy factor, etc. have left customers of their restaurants a little uneasy about the food they serve. I still adore them and in spite of the fact that Lisa can be pretty mean she’s still my fave.

        • hereswhat says:

          I know I would be….I’m picky about restaurants and look for cleanliness….I think I’d pass them up after seeing that.

  12. AngryOldMan says:

    Completely missing the point: Those Ghiradelli mixes are good. The brownie one is really good.

  13. To be fair, it’s entirely possible to cook/bake without having kitchen appliances (besides a stove/fridge/oven) … I did it :)

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