The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Ashley Holmes… A Day At The Tattoo Parlor

Posted on October 9, 2011 by

Oh, isn’t this special! Ashley Holmes has a few hundred to spend on gettin’ some tattoos…

…and to make it all better, the tattoo artist is cute!

Note to Ashley: See those permanent marks on your body that you just PAID for? You say you won’t regret them, but you actually will.  Tattoos are for total idiots… oh, well, guess that’s why you got ‘em.

 

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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56 Responses to The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Ashley Holmes… A Day At The Tattoo Parlor

  1. clickclick/mycat says:
    October 10, 2011 at 12:03 AM

    I can’t even stand looking at TrasleYYYY. The cryin’ gag she pulls on every new relative, for camera time gets old.

  2. reggie says:
    October 10, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    Ashley is dumber than a box of rocks!
    Her elevator…never left the first floor!
    Ashley, will forever be on her parents payroll! She is d#mn lazy too work!
    I can’t stand to watch her or listen, to her whining baby talk-blabber!!!

  3. Stacey says:
    October 10, 2011 at 12:13 AM

    Guess I’m a double idiot cuz I have two and no regrets!

    • Mythunker says:
      October 10, 2011 at 12:20 AM

      Two tats?

    • Terri says:
      October 10, 2011 at 12:23 AM

      Yep…and I have 5…

      • Mythunker says:
        October 10, 2011 at 12:29 AM

        I’m happy with all of mine too. Dunno if I’d be happy with Ashley’s but they’re not on my body! To each her own, I guess.

    • sugarygoo says:
      October 10, 2011 at 8:31 AM

      I have none and probably never will get any ink done. But I think a lot of tats are cool.

      It’s not a black and white issue, imo. To each his/her own. I’ve seen some tats that are cluttery and messy looking and I’ve seen some that are beautiful and seem to fit the person well. Guess it’s in the eye of the beholder.

      • Made Piley says:
        October 10, 2011 at 8:37 AM

        Me too. The ones on NotAshley looked like they were one step removed from prison tats.just mono-toned blueish drawings. But the ones on Chris’s brother looked colorful and artistic.

  5. lisa says:
    October 10, 2011 at 1:11 AM

    she is a idiot .

  6. ames says:
    October 10, 2011 at 2:03 AM

    SH, ashley will not regret the tattoo- just like she doesnt regret not getting her parents gifts for any occasion. She has no sense of the real world, no sense of comsequences, and no sense in general. I doubt that will ever change.

  7. S says:
    October 10, 2011 at 3:20 AM

    She also ran out and got herself 2 dogs, as if she can care for herself let alone someone else. She tweets about buying a new iphone, new laptop, extensions, tattoos (and then says stuff like “I paid for it myself”–with money from what?!). She’s complained about not having a car, so I’m sure it won’t be long until one of her dads buys her car #3.

    • Terri says:
      October 10, 2011 at 4:30 AM

      I don’t watch RHONJ, but it sounds like real life will hit this girl hard one day. Tsk.

    • Annie says:
      October 10, 2011 at 7:01 AM

      I would assume that Bravo paid her for being on the show. Jac probably banked it for her. Damn she better have received a sweet deal. She really put herself out there. I wonder what happen with the $500 a month car payment ? I’m sure she isn’t paying it anymore. Must be nice to walk away from your responsibilities,sheesh.

  8. sd says:
    October 10, 2011 at 7:20 AM

    Sorry ladies, I have to go with MS.SH on this one. I was a very head strong wild young girl who thought that I was the poster child for the counter culture and ended up with several tattoos. At the time I got them I thought I was extrememly cool and , by the way, so did my friends. Back then NOBODY had tattoos like today it really was very rebelious and it was the crest of the wave that was soon to come that made body ink as normal as walking your dog. All these years later who I am, what I want , how I would like to present myself to the world has really changed. but I still have these tattoos(which I am thinking of having removed). Its funny because when I got them I did it because I was insecure and trying to “fit in” with the group I ran with, now that I am more confident I have a permenant reminder of what I went through back in the day. I hate them now,I live with them most days and don’t really think about them. Unfortunately I never wear anything strapless, spaghetti strap, tank top, I hate wearing a bathing suit unless its just me and my family. People, I live in Florida! it sucks! but it is my own fault so I will only complain just this one time. When ever I hear anyone contemplating a tatoo I am a huge advocate of the beauty of skin just the way it is, so I jump right in and show them the story of the sad “old” lady with the dumb tatoos. Recently my baby sister (who is late 30′s and an idiot for doing this) showed up at my parents house around her birthday with…yep a tattoo. My mother was upset but passive I , as always, was very vocal. she was mad I was not her ally in this. I told her of all people how much did I always say I “hate”them. I should be the perfect example of why you should NOT do this, not, “well she has them”. On top of it all it was really ugly and I have no idea what the signifigence of two lizards forming a heart shap on your calf has?????? oh well, I know younger people have no problem with it, I always think of what the nursing homes will look like one day with all the ink and piercing floating around!!! lol

    • sd says:
      October 10, 2011 at 7:22 AM

      sorry, I ment ladies and gentelmen

    • Made Piley says:
      October 10, 2011 at 7:31 AM

      sd. Thank you for sharing your story. I have managed to remain ink free but my sister got one of those lower back tattoos and mom was not pleased. Anyway another thing that these gals need to think about when getting inked up is my friends butterfly story. My friend got a cute little tattoo of a butterfly right on her lower belly midway between her belly button and her hip bone. Surely y’all have seen these. So cute and precious right? Well flash forward 8 years and 2 kids later and she jokes that her once cute butterfly now looks more like a teradactyl.

    • mrsc says:
      October 10, 2011 at 8:44 AM

      I admire your honesty and wisdom. I was once very rebellious, too, and there are things I did that could haunt me forever. Thankfully, I never had anything permanently inked on my body. It is important to look both forward and back and to teach our children that their actions today can affect the rest of their lives.

    • Stoopid Housewives says:
      October 10, 2011 at 10:16 AM

      sd: Thank you for sharing your personal experience. Another reason why I am soooo against getting tattoos is this: Did you know that if for some reason you are arrested or even now, stopped by the police, they take photos of your tattoos to identify you? Law enforcement looooves people who are dumb enough to get tattoos. Not that I have anything against law enforcement. I’ve been around the system and have seen people try to deny who they were… only to be positively ID’d by their tattoos. The face of the person ID’d because of their tattoo reads “Damn! Why’d I do that? Why did I get that damn tattoo!?” Some people actually said the words out loud. “You caught me ’cause of my tat? Aw, that ain’t right…” and blah, blah, blah.

      This sounds like I’m on the side of the criminal, but I’m not. I just think it’s another very sneaky way for law enforcement to ID you. YOU may think that you will never be in a situation where you will be ID’d by police, but I’ve seen those people, too. Here’s what they usually say: “Why are you takin’ pictures of my tattoos? Yeah, I got another one, but it’s on my rear. Oh, you gotta take a picture of that one, too?” Just watch any of the “jail” shows… when the person is in intake, they will ask the person if they have any tattoos.

      I’ve never been arrested or in jail… well, I was stopped once for running through two stop signs, but my point is that people are unaware of what the tattoo means to LEOs. They love them and think that people who get them are dumbasses.

      Tattooing… it’s for dummies.

      • Mythunker says:
        October 10, 2011 at 11:04 AM

        Ok, I hear ya. The police ID thing is bunk fo sure.
        I just had to add that getting a tattoo over peer pressure or doing it without fully thinking it thru (putting it somewhere that will sag and making a poor decision on design) gives tattoos bad raps. It isn’t something people should take lightly or do without thoroughly thinking it out. More often than not when the people I know take their time and really think on it, they decide against it. That’s all, I guess!

        • sweet pea says:
          October 10, 2011 at 1:58 PM

          I agree with you, that it depends on what the person is getting and where they are getting it at. I have 3 tats, one on my shoulder for my favorite aunt who passed awaywhen I was a little girl, and one on each of my wrists because when I was in college I was going to slit my wrists and my mother and younger brother called while I was about to do it and said they were worried about me. I now have my mother and brother’s name on each wrist to remind me of the two people I would hurt most in the world if I were to kill myself.

          • Mythunker says:
            October 10, 2011 at 2:36 PM

            Dats what I’m talkin’ bout sweet pea! Thank you for that beautiful story. I think people can find strength and meaning from them.
            I think (sorry all – very opinionated today) that many people nowadays get silly ones or don’t think it through and those are the peeps that end up regretting them.
            Again, I love your story. Thank you for sharing :)

          • sugarygoo says:
            October 10, 2011 at 4:23 PM

            Those are beautiful reasons and meaningful tattoos. Thank you for sharing that.

          • S says:
            October 10, 2011 at 5:27 PM

            This is the kind of thing I can understand getting tattooed. That’s really beautiful.

      • BeyBeyLove says:
        October 10, 2011 at 4:05 PM

        That is the stoopidest reasons why one would judge those who get tattoo. If someone is STOOPID enough to get arrested, with or without tattoos your are DUMB. I have 5 tattoos and proud of all of them and plan on getting more!!!! Sugestion: YOU LOOK DUMB MAKING GENERALIZED REMARKS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES CHOICES!

        • sd says:
          October 10, 2011 at 8:39 PM

          and yet that is exactly what you just did. interesting, forgive me for not taking your comment into serious consideration

  9. S says:
    October 10, 2011 at 7:41 AM

    ashleeholmes: @TroubleNYC haha YESSSS SIR… anyway.. if/when i move back.. where should i get an apartment?! i would need to start looking soon ish..
    6 Oct

    ashleeholmes: @TroubleNYC nah, i love brooklyn.. it just depends on where lol.. otherwise manhattan is fine… hoboken.. etc..
    6 Oct

    Because moving is so cheap and easy (first & last months rent, security deposit, etc) especially across the country, and now she needs a manhattan apartment that allows her 2 dogs… She just jumps from thing to thing like a spoiled child. Sad that her parents still cater to her every whim instead of forcing her to stand on her own 2 feet. Go get a real job, stop trying to live Paris Hilton’s life. Stop acting so damn entitled. Watching yourself on tv taught you nothing?!

    • Mslediva says:
      October 10, 2011 at 8:25 AM

      Being on television has magnified the entitlement she has. Jax should’ve told Chris last night hell to the no I said she needs to get out and that’s what’s she’s going to do. As long as Jax never sticks to anything Ashlee will continue to play them the way that she does. BTW who paid for her name change and nose job? Certainly she’s had something done she looked do much different, but better. She was really pretty last night

      • Made Piley says:
        October 10, 2011 at 8:27 AM

        Daddy’s insurance money?

      • Annie says:
        October 10, 2011 at 8:34 AM

        I thought I read that Bravo paid for the nose job,ya know cause she couldn’t breathe right :-) They filmed stuff and then didn’t use it. Wonder if they paid for Tre’s bubbies since it was shown. Ashlee looks real puffy like she had fillers put in.

  10. whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:
    October 10, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    OK, I know I obsess on time lines, but I’m really confused. We know that Ashlee got the foot tattoo, in NJ, when everybody was in Punta Cana, which was six days before the blk show, which was February 23. That video says she’s 20.
    The link that click found, about the skull, is dated August 15 and says she’s 19, and she says it’s to remind her of home because she won’t be back there for a long time.
    Now we learn from the finale power point slide that she’s back home and from the tweets (that are dated 10/6 and say “if/when” I move back) is looking for apts.
    Since she thinks Brooklyn is OK, how ’bout ringin’ up Silex for a room?? They might appreciate the extra cash right about now!!

    • Made Piley says:
      October 10, 2011 at 8:34 AM

      oh joy and I just bet NotAshley is chompin at the bit the babysit the chums. Hello fuzzy she might even fall so in love with them that she has to add another bird turd to her ankle.
      The timeline thing is confusing to me. Like when was the portrait taken and how long did it take before the book came out?

  11. DebWeb says:
    October 10, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    I bet its John Holmes insurance money, for sure! and btw did ayone get a glimce of her in the audience on ” Dancing with the Stars” last tuesday night?

    • Annie says:
      October 10, 2011 at 9:00 AM

      Ugh, she was tweetin or braggin about it .She’s such a celeb, hangin backstag ,lol. She went with Lizzie G (she worked for her in NY). You know she calls her “fans” wildthings. Oy

      • DebWeb says:
        October 10, 2011 at 9:12 AM

        So your saying that she was there at ( Dancing with the Stars) and tweeing or braggin about this? Glad to know I wasent the only one who saw this!… Thank you :)

        • Annie says:
          October 10, 2011 at 9:28 AM

          Yep she went 2 days. She’s friends with Maks so she says. Possible I guess, his Dad was the one with the dance studio in NJ. They filmed them taking lessons season 1 or 2. Basically, if you live in NJ eventually you’ll end up on Bravo.

          • Made Piley says:
            October 10, 2011 at 9:50 AM

            So sad to see Maks go last night. He would be a perfect match for Tree should she ever make it onto DWTS.

          • S says:
            October 10, 2011 at 5:28 PM

            I might be wrong, but I think the only reason she knows Maks is that she met him that night through Lizzy.

    • whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:
      October 10, 2011 at 9:22 AM

      DebWeb and MP: SH has a before/after pic up in the plastic surgery tab that shows an April date. And I think SH had pics of her with her face all taped up–I just can’t find it right now. The newspaper report was from June but reports the suspected arson was in March–so you may be right!!

  12. reggie says:
    October 10, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    i thought Ashlee, moved to LA. Was that a false media rumor. I remember
    seeing photos of Ashley/Ashlee’s LA APT. Can anyone get me up to date?
    Thanks

    • Made Piley says:
      October 10, 2011 at 10:50 AM

      She did. Ms Sh posted pics of her LA digs. But now I reckon she is over it and looking to come back east based on her tweets.

      • Robin says:
        October 10, 2011 at 11:02 AM

        That kid is so rootless/shiftless/lost. She has no clue whatsoever who she is now and who she wants to be.

  13. Elle says:
    October 10, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    Why do we continue to be subjected to this stupid, immature, spoiled, self-centered Aslee person?!? I almost choked on my dinner when her step father said the bitch you see on the outside is not what’s on the inside of Aslee. No hunny, the btch is inside & out. Can the idiots over at Bravo please stop giving Aslee any more camera time?! There are so many more deserving talented people on Earth. Aslee is just a reminder of the disgusting vile spoiled rotten brats who don’t deserve the life they were born into!

    • ames says:
      October 10, 2011 at 6:37 PM

      Omg, that pic is before she got taylors lips… She needs to leave her nose alone before she gets a michael jackson nose like her mom.

  15. reggie says:
    October 10, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    I LOVE THIS DOG, NAMED “DOG” !!!
    Click here: The Original Motorcycle Dog – YouTube#t=5

  16. jgc says:
    January 13, 2012 at 5:13 PM

    just got my tattoo from christian at silk city….he has skills….have other tattos but this is by far the most creative and talented piece…

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