Now that the episode aired last night, this is no longer a “Spoiler Alert!”
Are any of the girls in the BLK photo the same ones that were ‘interviewed’ by da “Boyz?”
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THIS WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED ON SH JUNE 25, 2011…
FLASH FORWARD… to the episode a week before the finale of the Real Housewives of New Jersey will air.
This episode takes place at Kiss and Fly, a club in NYC, on March 5, 2011… and covers two storylines: lil Albie and Chris’s (da Manzo “Boyz) blk bound to be a huge flop bottled sludge water and Melissa Gorga’s singing debut.
The ice sculpture makes the blk water that Albie’s shillin’ much more appealing…
Yeah… even with ‘hot’ girls and brand T-shirts to promote blk, does anyone want to drink black water?
Hey, how about someone drinking the delightful beverage…
Oh, Tree looks piiiiiiissssed… for sure she’s not gonna drink any blk water.
Tree’s still pissed… maybe she took a sip of that water.
Kathy and Rich Wakile… they’re holding the bottle, still no volunteers to drink the ‘infused with fulvic acid’ water. What’s the problem.. it sounds great!
Christopher almost takes a swig of blk water… he misses. YO! Albie… your own brother don’t wanna drink it…
Missy with her backup singers and sister, Lysa, before her performance…
The entire cast of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is jammed into the club that looks like a fire hazard for the finale. That’s JoeyGorga in the gray hat…
According to a well-informed source…
“I was at the Kiss & Fly season finale party where Melissa busted out her debut single. I actually taped it with my cell phone… It was a TRAINWRECK! I wish I could send it to you, but Bravo made us all sign confidentiality agreements that night, and I’m afraid of getting sued… But let’s just say, Melissa should keep her day job… She was singing over the track to her own song, horribly off-key, she’s dressed like a hooker (that you can see from the preview), she masturbates over her leather pants (hello! You’re a mother of 3!!!), and the song is AWFUL! The lyrics are all about how she’s “on display” and everyone’s trying to take her down, but she’s too awesome for that or something. She kept looking at Teresa when she would sing about being taken down… Man oh man, was it bad!”
Missy unveiling her fabulous, kept-in-the-closet-for-too-long, ready-for-pop-stardom vocal stylings… oh, can’t wait!!!
Missy beltin’ it out for the finale…
Missy gets flowers and JoeyG just can’t help himself… he just gotta get in a grope.
Reader photos:
For those who didn’t see Missy’s singing debut on the Real Housewives of New Jersey… she’s such a wench…
And… for those who didn’t see Missy’s songwriting process and the very beginning of her collaboration with her musical partner, it’s right… here.
Poor Missy, singin’ her song about bein’ on display and all that stuff.
Note to Missy: Don’t sign up for a reality show if you don’t wanna be “on display”… and quit whinin’ about it.
Man, I wish I could have seen that! What a hoot and too bad you could not get us a video – I need something to invoke me to laugh my a$$ off, that would have done the trick.
Too bad I was there too on the opposite side of where this “person” was and I knew that that side would release some shit like this….why? Because that side of the room was the only side where Teresa’s friends were. Of course your going to hate. Melissa sang and she was talented. She was dressed like a performer, not a hooker. It must suck to be that spiteful that you would hate on someone pursuing their dream. Not everyone is going to love Melissa. Believe me, the side that these photos were taking from I could name every single one of you and your all Teresa’s friends. What happened, you havent seen her true colors yet?
Dont worry bout it Samantha, We will all be able to see for ourselves soon enuff.
Well lucky for Melissa that she doesn’t actually have to be any GOOD at singing in order to have a music career.
Just look at what the PR power of Bravo did for the singing careers of such “talented” musicians as Kim Zolzciak, Countless LuMan, Wretched Rossi, and Simon van Kempen.
Yeah the only Bralolebrity that was any good was Jo. And Bravo didnt help push a single for her. They only push the atrocious ones as evidenced by the look of sheer bliss on Andy Cohen’s face as he watched Simone belt out his tuneage. And he practically messes himself when Kim grabs a microphone. ‘fraid ole Mel is being made a fool out of too just like all the other HW crooners. sorry bout they bad luck.
Ha, why, dear? Because that’s what you and your slimy, backstabbing group would do? Anyone can see what she’s wearing .. and it’s not doing any favors .. anyone who’s watched her sing has heard her voice and know she’s not talented any more than 1/2 the people in the world singing along to their favorite words .. any idiot who watched her rendition of amazing grace also knows she’s an idiot and messed up the words .. so, Samantha, dear, what, exactly is your point? That she’s a disgrace to be acting that way in public as the mother of 3 kids?
lol zing! so true Dianne.
Hahahah- get her gurrl! My 15 yr old son said I sing much better than Missy and I re-played that part about the “wench” over and over I was laughing so hard!
Samantha: The photos have nothing to do with the position of the person whose comment is included in the post. SH is open to all comments… why not share your experience at Missy’s singing debut if you were there? Thanks for commenting! SH
I think Melissa wrote that herself or her family member using a AKA..think so?
possibly a sister?
That’s exactly what I was thinking……..has to be one of her sisters. If they had any class about them, they’d been a little ashamed at her bumping and grinding. She’s NO star and YES, she has three kids who will see this one day. Good going Mel!! Mother of he Year award you WON’T GET!!
scooter: How interesting… SH became curious about your question and found that commenter “Samantha” is located in LA.
More interesting… Melissa Gorga is in LA right now. From her twitter account: “I’m here LA! Love this place, off to the Italian Trade Commission and The Hollywood Reporter gifting event!”
Here’s link to Melissa’s twitter: here.
There’s no actual proof as to who “Samantha” is… but, is it just coincidence that “Samantha” is a one-time commenter from LA whose only comment is re Melissa and Missy is in LA as we speak? Just sayin’…. Thanks for commenting! SH
Woohoo! You da MAN, Ms SH!!!
Thanks for looking into this!
‘Samantha’ uses the same bad English that Melissa does.
Melissa… come on down! Everyone knows it you…
Its also possible that the LA visiting poster also voted for Tree a whole bunch of times too since there was a significant jump in the number of Tree votes on the Stoopid Housewife poll. Coincidences abound up in here. Surely a SIL who has only the purest of intentions in mind would not do sumpin llike that.
MsMP, Messy’s votes are way up there.
no doubt Click but up till yesterday Mel had more votes than Tree and now all he sudden big jump in trees numbers.
It’s STOOPIDEST housewife, not most hated housewife.
aw hail far. I keep on forgettin that!
awwww. looks like ole Mel made a rookie mistake. too funny.
Ms.MP, At least she didn’t use her real name like some of the dummies.
True, I bet she thought she was being super clever. Bless her heart.
I thought it was pretty obvious from the start that it had to be one of Melissa’s friends. Doubt if it was her though, I don’t think she can spell or write.
And really Samantha? Making masturbatory motions in front of a crowd is a performer and not a hooker?
we all heard her voice on the one episode .. not anything amazing but nothing a whole lot of technology can’t fix .. she needs to get her butt into a studio where they can make her into a star because her acapela (sp).. not so great
Tree has friends?
Click: LOL!!! Maybe Tree paid them to be there… ya know she’s a awther.
Well, hey, Melissa! I know you’re reading this AGAIN since it’s updated today, Oct. 3; no need to post as Samantha. YOU CANNOT SING. You look and act like a halfheartedly reformed stripper. You are married to an uncouth, classless gorilla. You looked like a typical two-big delusional high school girl who has dreams of being a celebrity but who does not have the talent or the drive to get there, and you put on a pitiful “display” of pretending to be a pop star at your advanced age. Everyone clapped and hooted for the cameras and the producers — and maybe because your lip-synching performance was mercifully through the grace of Jesus, OVER! Get over yourself.
Jacqueline has been looking great lately and I like that Caroline is doing something diff with her hair. Maybe Lauren gave her a makeover, looks good. Thanks for this Ms SH… can’t wait for the finale to see Mel’s performance! Also, I don’t think Melissa looks like a hooker, but WTH is up with Toey’s outfit? A vest, really?
I never expected her singing to be any good. She’s not a star. I just can’t believe Bravo renewed them for another season. It’s now the Toey Joey show. And we all thought Simone was a camera/fame whore. Even Jay Mohr says that. It’s the new breakout star. Only one breakout star, and that’s Sir Giggy.
That’s right!! No one can outshine Giggy!!!
Why didn’t Princess Albie let Trashley be a BLK spokesmodel? She’s so hot now with her blonde hair and Traylor lips. I’m sure she was there.
Awe, but all the models were brunettes… that’s too bad.
I’m interested to see the finale. This season has been a snooze fest. Based on her outfit alone, Melissa should just give up. If the witness statement was true then I really think Melissa is the cause of their problems. Because I think she was looking for money.
Uggggh, I cannot stomach Melissa! She really needs to get over herself. What good could possibly come from her being on the show other than to promote this so called “singing career” she thinks she’s going to have? Bad mouthing her husbands family on national television every chance she gets and allowing complete strangers (Kim G. and the “Family Accountants”) to do the same thing will catch up to her in the long run. Aside from Crazy Eyes, Kathy Wakile, it seems like the rest of the Gorga’s don’t really care for Melissa.. imagine what their opinion of her will be after watching the show. How can she continue to say she just wants to make piece, when she clearly keeps adding fuel to the fire? People would probably have more respect for her if she just came right out with it…” all I care about is my 15 minutes and I’ll do whatever it takes to get it”. OH AND “with any luck me and my sisters will be the next Kardashians!” At least then she wouldn’t come across as fake as she does now.
I totally agree. The dinner with the accountants infuriated me. I would never continue to break bread with someone who talked smack about my family like that… and for it to be on camera?!?!!?.. pullllese. Just nasty. I know its not pleasant to think about but if my brother was THAT far gone to have allowed some chit like that to go down then, I dont have a brother no more. Done. So ,Tree saying family sucks is not too far off the mark. I put more of the responsibility on Toey cause he needs to tell that wife of his to zip it. And clearly he aint man enough to do that. I am gonna go cast another vote for him to win stoopid housewife award. Dont mind lookin at him but he is soooo stooopid and better to be seen than heard.
A direct quote from Melissa’s blog.
” Anyway, I’m glad you get to see our dinner with Kathy and Rich at Kim and Bob Hiza’s house. You can clearly see that we had the perfect opportunity to discuss Teresa and Joe Giudice’s financial problems, but we took the high road as we always do when that topic is brought up in the press, on the show, and around other people.”
Does she not see and hear the same show that Bravo is airing to the rest of us?
Really…maybe Toey Joey should be in the running…he gets more airtime than most of the REAL housewives.
.which must REALLY infuriate daddy Gorga since that was the excuse he would use for why they never made the time to go visit. “too busy” “working” but all the sudden on Amazing Wenches cue he got all the time in the world… for filming but not visiting a sick daddy. It aint lookin too good. Shame on Melissa for not appreciating that living fathers deserve to be honored too. Not just the dead ones.
True and True MP! AND I don’t care how tight you are with your son in-law (Gorga Sr. & Joe Giudice) Joe telling Sr that his son never comes around cause he’s too busy working IS NOT going to drive a wedge between father and son like that, but a manipulative, gold digging, bitch wife will. Same goes for Mama Gorga, everyone knows how mothers are w/ their sons and to see his mom be that cold toward him speaks volumes. You can tell just by the way the parents look at Melissa that they can’t stand her.
Exactly aRubino. Its been pointed out before how highly this bunch thinks of the male offspring. So the fact that Momma and Daddy Gorga are not taking up for their man-child no matter what is very telling.
And furthermore only a gold digging bitch wife of a spineless punanny-whooped mealy mouthed twerp is able to accomplish division such as this.
Did anyone else notice MamaGorga was giving Toey MAIL after G-to the-ia’s gymnastics meet?
10:1 that’s why he really showed up…. to see what the bill collectors are sending to his mom’s address…
I think she was putting the trinket for Antonia in the envelope. But it was very telling that momma Gorga doesnt feel welcome enough at her own son’s home to go give the jewelry to her granddaughter in person.
Girl, that’s what I was thinkin… scandalous. And Melissa even had the only grandsons for Mom and Pop Gorga so for them to be that stand off-ish with Melissa, it’s gotta be big. And mama Gorga never greets/talks to her. That’s strange. My Mil and I can’t get to eachother fast enough! I know she really wants to get the baby from me,
but still, we hug, say hello, sit, talk forever… normal, hello?! Mama Gorga on the other hand never goes to Toey’s house, if they did, Bravo would show it. And Toey’s too stoopid to realize that his wife is causing the rift! But Toey also thinks bc Missy said so, that Teresa is in Mom/Pop Gorga’s ear all of the time and so is Juicy. Guess what? They have their own minds and eyes, Tree/Juicy’s kids don’t listen to them. Do you think anyone else is going to either?
Good point. I get the feeling it was momma and poppa that had the initial bad feelings about Melissa in the first place. Not for nothing but that “straight off the boat” hubbub dont make them too stoopid to form their own opinions about a person OR a situation. To think otherwise is disrespectful to them and bottom line I think it all comes down to respect. I also really want to know just how long after that August wedding did Melissa pop out the first Gorga. How old is Antonia? Did Mel’s sisters squeeze out out of wedlock babies? is that what Mel was refering to when she said she wasnt gonna be stoopid like her sisters? Anyone have a Phadra calculator I can borrow?
No, I think her comment about her sisters meant that they married broke ass men! Thats what I took from it, especially bc she’s such a gold digger.
AND if the truth be known, I’m sure her sisters are also enjoying some of Mel’s riches. I’m sure that’s why they are so thick with her. Especially the one who tries to get her face on air as much as she can. I honestly think Joe has them pegged pretty well.
Speaking of mommas, Does anyone know where Melissa’s momma is?
Tied up and gagged down in the cellar?
Just a guess.
It just very weird that no one mentions her at all.I think there’s a story there. I don’t think her picture was in the ghoulish family portrait of Amazing Wench as a demon child. Didn’t see a Mel’s momma at the christening brouhaha either. whats the deal?
She was at Thanksgiving and kept her mouth shut.
MsMP & Romo, I asked MS.SH to get us all the dates on Melissa & births…cause we’re so nosey. I hope Melissa doesn’t pull a Phaedra and the Dr.’s took her 1st born early because it was ready to come out, or 8lbs. at 6,7, months.
Romo, you sure that was Mel’s momma? I have to rewatch that again to see. I never see her or her sisters tweet about their mother.
Thanks Click, Joey Gorga mentioning that the the whole “competitive” thing started when his first child was born sorta set off alarms in me. In the grande scheme of things an out of wedlock baby aint that big o deal but to Momma and Daddy Gorga it might be.
Also, no one really talks about how exactly Danielle knew about the situation with the nephew unless she was in contact with Melissa. And if Mel would go that far stabbing Tree in the back just to get on a TV show then how much of a stretch is it to think she knows and talks to Tara?
Just went back to the DVR and there it was, Gobblefellas…ffwd to Mel’s house and bam! Her name is Donna, she’s blonde and a toast was even made in her honor right b4 the mechanical bull got there. Ha! I even watched Milania go ape on poor Gabriella.
Thanks Click! I tried and those websites wanted $$$ from me in exchange for lil Antonia’s DOB. Shoot, I can wait for her bday bash! But if anyone can get the info, Ms can!
who was I kiddin?!
That’s why I asked her, cause I’m nosey! VOTE KOO KOO KELLY!
Looks like they got started right when I did… Wonder if it’s Kook’s peeps?
Back 2 the polls!
Romo, Not Peeps, Trolls. Plural. I’m staedy voting. Milania’s mother, Love you!
Romo, Thanks!
Me too! She’s no match for us and needs to PAY ATTENTION…
I thought that was where Tree kept her and Jerky Joe’s parents? Think the old “Willie Wonka.”
*That was meant for you Holy. Don’t know how I got all the way down here. I was addressing your cellar comment.
It is. But you know how badly Little Missy and Toey want to be like Tree. So they copy everything she and Juicy do – which includes keeping the ‘rents bound and gagged down in the dungeon. You know – until they apologize for what they dun to her.
She was on 2 episodes ago when Melissa was packing for Punta Cana. I think there was a shot of her and Melissa in the kitchen…looks like she was the one that stayed at the house with the kids while those 2 were on vacay.
Always working? How can that be, when he’s in every scene. I can’t stand him! Maybe he’ll get the hint like Dumbo Jimbo, and drop out of sight….Naw! Toey Joey, Ewwie, is the biggest fame Ho on Bravo. I can barely stand watching NJ because of him.
I know thats true Click but honestly, he is easier to take than Slimey pile-o-poo. At least we can laugh at him. Whereas Slimey just sets my teeth on edge.
Click Click, love the nicknames for everyone. Trashley is the winner though.
Yea, I do agree that Slimey and Dumbo Jimbo, I wish I could smack them both in the face, are worse. I do hate than more than Toey Joey…and that ain’t sayin’ much. Bravo…Pay Attention, It’s housewives! Get it!
What is up with Teresa that she thinks she looks good in that orange skin tone? I’ll never understand the oompa loompa wannabes. Also, why is she always cocking her orange head to the side or is it stuck that way?
she cocks her head because pro-photogs tell you to do that for pictures….but she takes it to another level, of course….you are supposed to slightly cock/tilt your head to the side, not look like you’ve just broken your neck…… : )
oh, like the way Pheadra looks in today’s pic? tee hee
I’ve always preferred the slight over-the-shoulder glance with a startled, surprised look on my face like: Ooh! Dumbo just poked my butt with his Jimbone!
Alexass should be familiar with that one. She lets her “King” taker her however he wants. Which is obvious by the bow-legged way she walks.
lol. no one does bow-legged better than Ramotional… and if her Mario makes her take it up the poop shoot all the time then that would explain her walk and those crazy eyes.
LOL – So true! Maybe I was just thinking about AlexAss’s awkward butt-sticking-out poses for her photo shoots. Dumbo was the one telling her to pose that way and I’m guessing it’s because that’s the position his Jimbone likes the best.
After “missionary” of course, because they’re good christian-folk.
Alexass does have some big ol’ hands.
Well Jimbone DOES know how to pick the best of the best! Remember how he didn’t want someone who had to pee every 20 minutes?! Well that coupled with Ex-Lax’s big hands means she’s the cream of the faux-christian crop! Maybe big hands = big bladder. Wow, what high standards he has!
tee hee. that leaky bladder thing is in Exodus.
Holy, Made, and Click Click – you guys crack me up – keep it coming!
Thanks superfan, I will do my best but its gonna be awfully hard to do it without using phases like “poop-shoot” n stuff. bummer too cause that was sum of my best work
Black water with acid? and I’m supposed to get that near my teeth? scary!
good point. but you could always get those flipper/veneers like all the other stomach acid teeth-rotters have.
Well I can already admit that I was WRONG about Melissa.
I honestly hoped that she would be the one HW who actually had any singing talent besides Kandi.
Aside from KIM who made $$ on a novelty song about partying. (and she was helped by a pro.), and Kandi who was already established, have any of these endeavors made money?
The gig is up Melissa. Bravo showed us just enough for viewers to see the truth. (thank-you Bravo!)
You can auto-tune it to death, but the girl has no singing talent and she’s no Britney Spears.
Just because a father takes videos of his kid singing does not mean that the kid is a great singer… it just means that the father liked to video his kid singing. If Melissa had such a great voice, which she doesn’t, she would not have had to use RHONJ to expose it to the world. Obviously, that was the only storyline Bravo could come up with to add her to the cast… I guess it’s better than having her write a cookbook.
And that blk water crap… oh, that’s gonna die a quick death. If it hasn’t already. Oh, there will be idiots that buy and drink it just because Don Caroline says it’s great, but that’s not gonna last…
Maybe that’s how Don Caro lost all that weight?!? Drinking Black Water… come to think of it- my granny always warned us about black water coming up from the wells in the dust bowl… hmmm….
It could be Momma. Aint that stuff they give ya to clean ya out before some procedures all chalky like that? I think they even call is charcoal or sumpin. Anyways grainy water cant be good. Maybe the actual weight-loss comes from all the calories burned runnin to the toilet.
Don Caroline had the same procedure as her husband who lost 80 or 90 lbs… the lapband surgery. If you notice when the Don does any talk shows and they ask her about her weight loss, her answer is always ‘portion control.’ By saying that, Don Caroline is not lying, because that’s what lapband surgery does… if you eat too much, you get sick, so you’re forced to eat smaller portions. So, yes, she lost weight using porton control. I’m waiting for someone to directly ask her, “Did you have lapband surgery, which has been rumored about how you lost weight?” I’d love to see the reaction on her face… oh, she’d be piiiiiiiisssssssssed!
Bitter, Miss Andy would never let anyone upset The Don. He even kept out Danielle’s comment about Don Carolina, with the orange hair, calling The Don a clown. Member?
I think “Samantha” is one of Melissa’s sisters!!! They love to get right in the midst of the drama!!
unless she took the sisters to LA with her then it couldnt be one of them. But I would put it past her to cart her pit-bull sisters across the country with her… ya know to talk to the E execs about a busted up kardashian knock off show an stuff. So.. ya never know. Thats just what we need a kardashian wanna be show featuring 50 sum year old wenchy sisters. what a hoot.
Samantha… someone trying out her stage name?
Dear Samantha (melissa),
I hate to be the one to tell you this but I actually feel sorry for you. Most of these singing brovolebrites know that they are on the freakshow display and willingly trade their dignity to ride out their 15 minutes in the most finaclialy feesable way they can think of. Think of them as the William Hungs’ of Bravo (if you don’t remember him he is the Asian guy on American Idol that sung Ricky Martian’s song “She Bangs” and it was so awful everyone wanted to see it over and over and he got famous for a second and made a little money) so the fact that your song was called “Trainwreck” might be your subconsious telling you that your a William Hung. Please stop kidding yourself that your voice that would be semi-adicquate for a church choir, “thank you Jesus”, does not mean you are a pop superstar. The people around you are lying to you! Your husband says you have a great voice because he wants sex from you, Bravo says it because they want to make fun of you , your sisters say it because they want more air time and they want more air time so they can talk over and have their own Mano style dominance on “RHONJ” and Kathy ..well she just has bad taste, the woman decorates her house in glamour shots. Wake up Samantha(Melissa) sing if you must , do it for the fame and money, but quit kidding yourself about the talent.
Your friend,
SD
p.s. your right you were not dressed like a hooker you were dressed like an idiot.
Amen! And no real hooker would ever wear tight rubber pants. Everybody knows(channeling Phadra) that real hookers wear miniskirts. sumpin about easy access and time being money.
Mels needs to check herself for holes cuz you just tore her a new one. L to the OL, SD!
whoops! I flubbed a line there, the correct line was” your sister say it so they can have more air time so they can take over and have their own Manzo style dominace on “RHONJ”. I am slightly embassed over that but at least the sting of a typo is nothing compared to the humiliation of jumping around on a stage in front of friends and family in rubber pants touching myself and singing off key.
Best part of my day is when my Blackberry goes off and I read these comments .. not many things make me literally LOL, but this does … you guys are a riot
Thanks to the woman with the courage to clue us in on the Kiss and Fly finale.
I was right, I was right, turn on TV camera and you THINK you are a star, just another person thinking they’re a legend, but the legend is only in their mind. Sorry she can’t sing.
Mum: You’re welcome! Thanks for commenting! SH
SO glad I found this blog! SH, I tip my hat to you. You guys are great and so funny. Y’all say what I have been thinking. Look forward to more post and your great comments!
Good Morning Amy.
Mornin’ MsMP…and Amy. Full day of court for Casey/Milania.
mornin Click. Looks like sum chit fixin ta go down in Florida. Is it possible that Judge Perry bout to throw and attorney or two in jail for contempt? Casey was crying during the closed door hearing and she usually dont cry over house cleaning. I cant imagine what is going on.
A plea perhaps? That would suck. I’d have to find another trial to watch. I do follow Amanda Knox very closely…and Lindsey’s under house arrest, drinking her special TEA.
Judge seemed way too pissed for it to be a plea. But who knows. That jury is prolly fit to be tied. I would go friggin nuts sequestered like that.
Thanks! I have been voting for KOO KOO KELLY too!
Thanks for the welcome! I am glued to the trial too and can’t wait to find out what is going on Monday morning. I saw her crying also….it was all very strange.
Amy, If you’re not doing anything, help us shut down Tree’s trolls who are trying to get Melissa voted in as STOOPIDEST HOUSEWIFE. Most of us think it should KooKooKelly. I just have a problem with them coming on our wonderful fun site, and think they can get their trolls to vote, and then are never heard from again. It’s like a voting war, been going on all day. Just vote as often as you can. I want to shut them down…and no, I’m not 12 yrs. old. Just very competitive, and hate trolls.
How funny, I was just typing that in a reply to you a few up!! Great minds. LOL I have been voting for Kelly for a couple of weeks now. Kelly sooo deserves that honor. It is crazy that they would troll this site and do that. Don’t they have lots of kids to take care of?
Amy, The hate over rules. They most likely have assisstants do it. Just help out now and vote like stoopid, for the STOOPIDEST HOUSEWIFE, which is KooKooKelly. Thanks and love.
You’re welcome! I will continue to vote for KooKooKelly. Found this site a couple of weeks ago and am so glad I finally decided to comment. Don’t really go on any other Housewives blogs, find them to be very mean-spirited. I think I have found my place. You guys really crack me up!! Thanks for the love.
Amy, It’s alot of fun. Just right now, Tree has trolls on here, just voting, so she can say Melissa is the Stoopidest Housewife…and I want to shut them down. They have not backed off at all. But that also makes for fun. And since no Casey/Milania trial today, why not mess with them.
Agreed! I was so disappointed about no trial today. Are you watching every day too? I can’t wait for Monday morning to get here, to find out what went on today. Also, LOVE your Milania stories. Those have made me laugh the most.
Milania is the spawn of SATAN! Have you ever seen a child behave that badly? VOTE! Tree has tree trolls at work.
*THREE
You aren’t kidding…every time I vote for Kelly, I look at the numbers. Melissa’s jumps up by 10 for every 1 that I place for Kelly. Crazy!!! She really wants to stick it to Melissa, huh? ….back to voting
Amy, LOVE YOU! See what I mean?
She’s got the G to the I – A voting against her own godmother? SMH! Don’t worry Click, msg you on my phone, voting on iPad, while feeding the baby. It’s go time!
Romo, Now take care of Gavin…we don’t want any war injuries…what with having Maliania locked up in the bowels of Leavenworth with Hannibal Lecture…where she belongs.
click – I just have to add this… been wanting to say it for a while….
I too suffer from satan child syndrome. I swear, it is more common than you think as I have many nieces and nephews that suffer from it as well.
Although my child is the picture of an angel, he too can fall to evil ways.
I have been reading every child psychology book known to man and am happy to report I have broke through to him (finally).
I personally believe there are many factors involved to these acts of the devil. Home life, personality and (most importantly) parenting (or lack there of) are huge variables.
I think poor Milania has been going through an insanely stressful time and if there are not many people to help her work through this, then the behavior will continue… for an ungodly amount of time.
I hope she gets the attention and help she so rightly deserves!
Sorry for the rant, but I’ve been dying to say this!
I believe you Samantha! I don’t know Melissa or her siblings but I do have the displeasure of knowing Teresa and I can assure everyone on this Blog that Teresa is a liar and a very nasty person. I have NO DOUBT whatsoever that Teresa is the one who is jealous of Melissa and caused all of the problems in the family. After all people, who was the one who had money issues, filed bankruptcy but kept overspending until she was found out for the fake that she is and is being prosecuted by the Bankruptcy Court as she should be. The last I read Joe & Melissa are worth $15 million and Teresa & Joe are worth -$11 million. So come on people – wake up – who is jealous of who here and a total b*tch?!?!
Teresa is a phony and is desperately clinging on to that lifestyle that she never could afford and created by defrauding people. There are tons of Court records – all you have to do is look them up and read them. It’s so obvious when she’s being interviewed of what a liar she is. Melissa is a Saint for encouraging her husband to make amends with that family. I would have cut her off a long time ago and kicked that toxicity and jealous troll out of my life
Well Stephanie and Myrtle, then vote for KooKooKelly as Stoopidest Housewife. Tree has her trolls on here, right now, trying to make it Melissa. We all need to SHUT HERDOWN! Just give it to KooKooKelly.
She must have let her “workers” go to the bathroom. lol It has been at 10,200 for a little while. Or maybe she had to throw a bone in Milania’s cage.
They baaaaack! We ain’t phased…
Or it could be someone , who can’t stand T, likes Kelly and think you folks act like you all share one brain because all that ya’ll do all day is obsess about other people’s lives and sit around acting like sycophants who also happens to have a completely unrelated fb page with over 60K fans, …. although that is just an observation from someone who pops in once in a while to check out what’s going on behind the scenes and is disturbed by the highschool like atmosphere .. if you all are that bored, there are plenty of places that you can toss a few volunteer hours at
Dianne,
Simma down now hear, simma down. We just funnin around. Here’s a feel good song fer ya.
MsMP, ROFL…LMAO…You did dedicate this to Dianne I hope.
sure nuff Click. I gotchoo. Sometimes when comment fights break out I always think of this oldie but goody
Holy mother of Milania this thread has blown up!
MP – I just peed my pants a little watching those vids. Thanks!!
Sore loser much? Try voting more if you want someone else to win. I don’t need any ideas from a stranger as to what I should do with my time. Thanks anyway!
Romo, Pull out the big guns…MILANIA!
Amy, I think they think we’ll let it go. Not me! And remember, Milania can’t eat after midnight, so they may be feeding her a small animal of some sort. Hope it’s like a rat. She can just bite his head off. I’m sure she eats like Alexass with her big ol’ Flintstone turkey leg.
Click, “a small animal of some sort” OK, you have me cracking up. That line made my weekend! Romo, you are right…they are back. She must have cracked that whip.
I’m back too. Like Shania Twain would say, “Let’s go girls!” F them!
Bet Kim D is on the case…
Diane, For starters, I work/volunteer at a homeless cat shelter everyday, from 5:am to 7:oo am. I am retired, my house is paid for, and how I choose to spend my spare time, is really none of your business! And if you don’t approve, well, to bad, so sad! We’re just having fun! Got It!
Wow, Diane……judgemental much? Maybe you ought to go check out some places to volunteer your time, instead of trolling this blog. And just after I said the other blogs are mean-spirited.
Click, I guess she got loose from one of those blogs. Must not have anything better to do than to “obsess” with what we are doing. I am “disturbed” by such judgemental behavior. Left that behind in “high school”.
Amy what cha say we volunteer to whip it?
Made Piley, LMAO…that is perfect. Whip it good!!
Don’t leave me hangin’ girls…they are Tree’s trolls. Funny MsMp. You always make it better…but now I want to kick butt, because, while I’m in high school, Dianne is in Brooklyn, trying to make it in this economy…because, she’s down there, and I’m up here.
lol. mind the peckin order Click, mind the peckin order. Speaking of which Sonya musta been takin life coach lessons from Ice Cube.
Plus, I’m confused.. Isn’t that the same Dianne that was singing this place’s praises the other day?
Yeah, I know, I’m very late to this virtual discussion. Oh well!
Alls I know is that I had to goggle “sycophants”
Don’t feel bad – I had to google it too. And then also google the words in the definition of it.
But it helped greatly when the online dictionary just showed a picture of Dianne’s avatar next to the word.
NOW I get it!
I looked that word up a few weeks ago. My husband used it describing someone he casually knows…and when I saw Dianne’s avatar, at first I was confused, but now I get it.
SO DID I !!!
Amy. Right…The trolls crawl in…the trolls crawl out…She doesn’t bother me at all…besides, she can’t spell.
BAHAHAHAHA Click. “the spelling in this country is atro-ci-ous.” I resemble that remark
Maybe Dianne was a diversion? Keep voting girls, they’re gaining.
Hmmm, can’t stand T huh? Then they would be voting FOR Tree. Not Melissa… And someone who likes Kelly??? And it’s US that share a brain? Riiight! Let’s keep it movin bc I have nothing better to do. I’m SO BORED!
I throw a vote Kelly’s way every now and then. I used to bum rush melissa till Click pointed out that we would have to look at her picture. But here’s the question, Ifn Kelly wins do have to gaze upon her veiny man legs or will it be a highly airbrushed publicity shot?
Bottom line is…no one was more stoopid than Lynn…But, hey. Right now it’s GAME ON!
MP, you gettin your vote on?
yep. But I confess I still vote for lil Toey ever now and again
If he won, his pic has to be shirtless. He can wear the stoopid hat if he wants.
amen! But the hat has to be one of them ovesized foam cowboy hats… or a cheese head.
I shouldn’t have said pay attention back there… damn Gorga switch! :-/
teehee. Romo. Talk like that gets canolis flying across the room and there is no happy ending. enless you count the thankyou handy that punk is a punk is a punk married Danny got for “bodyguarding”
Now here’s the thing, would love to see Danny and Toey and Juicy line up side by side. I bet they all the same size. Do they not make regular sized men up in NJ? OeeeO o o OeeeO o o
How about Kim Richards? We all like her, and she is kinda stoopid? But, she wasn’t a choice.
Click: Didn’t you notice on the poll that you can write in whoever you want? IMO, Kim Richards isn’t stoopid, just kind-hearted and sensitive, and she almost got a Oklahoma whoopin’ by TraylorTrash, so she gets a pass from me on being the 2011 Stoopid Housewive…
I’m done voting. Being the mature 50ish, that I’m not, I told MS.SH. She called it “Stuffing the voting box” and said she will make the final decision. Who would have thought that Tree would hire Gia’s entire Gymnastics team to do all that voting for her. “Gia, invite everyone over for a slumber party, and I will pay all your friends to vote. You can all stay up late, and have “Happy Endings” cupcakes.” Just call me whining Jill or Tattle Tale…I don’t care.
The irony in all this is I don’t think Tree and her gymnastics team of voters realize that whoever wins Stoopidest will have their picture up for a whole year – which for Tree’s team means looking at Little Messy’s ugly mug all year. They’d be doing themselves a favor by voting for a less obnoxious-looking HW. I don’t want to see Mel’s Peacock Face for a whole year.
And the way the votes have been churning out, it’s almost like it’s not even people but maybe a whole botnet of computers just spamming the ballot box. Just to see how fast it was moving I vote twice in rapid succession and in the time between my quick votes (for Kelly) Messy Garage got 5 more votes. That’s something more on par with like a computer programmed to do the voting constantly. It kinda defeats the purpose of having PEOPLE (i.e. regulars on this site) vote for their choice of Stoopidest HW.
Honestly, I think it would turn out “more fair” if each avatar was only given 1 vote. And only between the hours of 10am – 10:30am EST today.
Holy, My hubby said the same thing. He just didn’t specify a time. I got so aggravated, I went whining to MS.SH, crying up a storm, with a snot bubble coming out of nose, “This isn’t fair!”
Nah, nothing whiney about it. This site is for the pleasure of its readers and commenters – and a computer-programmed botnet of voters is not to be pleased.
BTW – checked it again a few minutes ago and votes for Messy Garage are STILL going up at a rate of 3-5 votes in the time it takes me to vote once. So either Tree’s running a sweatshop of slave voters or there’s some computer server somewhere in North Jersey smokin’ up the votes on its own.
If it means that much to her, why doesn’t she just start her own “Melissa is the Stoopidest Housewife.com” site? Because it’s SO obvious by now that these votes aren’t coming from just normal, random viewers of this site, but are Tree’s slave labor. That kinda takes the fun out of it when it’s not everyone in the whole country who voted for someone being stoopidest but rather is the result of someone stuffing the ballot box. Then it’s not that they won because they’re the stoopidest, they just won because one person has too much time on their hands.
Holy, Maybe it’s the parents in the basement. Each couple in their beds, across from each other with laptops…Willie Wonka style. My hubby said the votes are, percentage wise, it takes 250 votes per 1%. Voting is no longer fun, so have at it…I’m done! And yes my hubby thinks I’m the Stoopidest Housewife!
Bingo! Yeah, either the parents or a computer program. I gave up long ago. If she wants to win by a landslide then she can have her faux-victory. Which is exactly what it would be: an empty victory. Empty – just like her soul.
Holy, Yea, now we are going to have to look at her F’n ugly mug for a year. She wins, and we all get screwd.
Nah, from the sound of PimpBravo’s contracts with these women, I’m guessing that THEY’RE getting screwed far worse than any of us ever could!
Enjoy your retirement, Click. Life is good for us ‘common folk’.
HH – I agree.
I am in no way a computer programmer, but I have learned a few things (via osmosis) and it definitely smells fishy… like someone wrote a script (program) to run and constantly vote when someone else voted… or something.
I bet there is a way for Ms. SH to find out what the dealio is. Or at least if it was coming from a program…
Mythunker, Been waiting for you to come on. I totally understand about what you said. I hope you don’t like me any less. The comments were not meant to make you feel bad in anyway. Friends?
Oh click, i _never_ took offense!!!
I also never felt bad. I laugh at most everything you regulars type.
I don’t feel any hate behind most of the comments… maybe a little irritation, annoyance, nausea and shock, but rarely see truly spiteful comments on here.
I appreciate the effort you make too! All you regulars make me feel welcome
By the by, click, have you noticed the spike in Mel’s votes have totally stopped? Er… maybe I missed that convo on this insanely long comment section…
Does a post on SH usually get this many comments? I know I am new, but have been reading for a few months and never noticed a post to have this many comments….
mythunker, They know they’ve won, and we all quit.Sick of them.
YEah , Mythunker, I am a reformed demon child too. well semi-reformed. I still have my moments. that is when I aint being all sycophant-y an stuff
MsMP, Lest we forget that tan line contest in Myrtle Beach.
tee hee.
Hah! thanks MP.
On an unrelated note, was that your post of the video of your son winning a talent show? My memory is failing me at the moment, but that video was one of the most adorable things I have seen in a while and also what led me to comment on this site.
AWWW! Yes it was my Angel baby Gabe! Thank you so much! He loves his guitars and took the reward money and reinvested in another piece of equipment. Some sorta marshall sumpin or the other with lots of buttons and he terrorizes me daily with the volume. but I love and encourage him. He really does have a gift. His next “gig” will be next weekend when he plays in my MIL’s wedding.
MsMP, Tape it for us.
Kim is a tragic figure from what I see. Being a child star is far from easy so she missed the boat on learning to socialize with her peers. She seems painfully awkward and it worries me that she could end up a casualty on this invasive show. The only thing she grew up knowing is the people who were paid to “like her.”
Quirky? Beyond a doubt….signing on for this show doesn’t feel like a good move for her….especially with her “loving sister”…..yes…eyes are rollling. 
Well, I’m done! I throw in the towel! Good Bye!
I am with you…we tried. She has to have 10 people voting now. She isn’t playing! ha Have a good night everyone.
owwww hail far. If you leave the terrorists have won.
oh lordy. Just saw on E online an interview where Melissa says she is coming out with a new… wait for it ….wait for it.. naw I cant even type it. Its too funny. but you drank it and it rymes with ordain . I kid you not. If ima lyin Ima dyin.
And Tresa is taking her girls to a birthday party tonight. surely its not one of Melissa’s children’s birthdays since Melissa is in California rubbin boobies with Tamers.
Made Piley, Is she really hanging out with Trampra? Now that is two peas in a pod.
She twated a picture of the two of them together. She best watch herself hangin with that OC bunch. Wretchen hears there is new money in town and she be all up in that and Toey be like wha just happen. adn slimey be like rot-ro-raggydar goes my meal ticket. and toey be all like get you some bank and some abs son and you could be bangin dimes like I do. sorry bout yer bad luck
Too Funny! And with that laugh, I am signing off for the night. Thanks to you, Click, and Romo for an entertaining day!! It made my disappointment with the trial not being on much better.
And I was all voting lika sucka. Time to watch the soccer cup bc contrary to Dianne’s theory …
Have a good night Romo. Ima go see if I can get my husband to volunteer to rub my back.
WTH was Holy?
You rang, sir?
I was up late with the baby and I was messing with the voters. It was 2 of them, then just one. They quit at 2, so it’s a person. I voted some and in case it was Tree, I threw 5 her way every now and then. I’d stop voting to see if they would, never did, they were steady. Her 10 trolls went for a while and then dropped 2, 3 at a time around midnight. And I’m central. Relentless!
Romo, They are still at it. You gave it a good try, but I just let it go.
Ya, Melissa Is stoopid got it!
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I wish Melissa the very best, watching the TV episodes tells me she is a great Mother, very dedicated wife, not the jealous one of this group. Her children are very loving, it is because
she speaks nicely to the children. They are wonderful playmates to other children. Let’s
give Melissa credit when credit is due.
Staral/GA
Hi Staral. Telling those innocent children that Jesus was 89 years old was not nice. What if they repeat that and other kids whose mommies who care enough about them to tell them the truth hear that? Also Melissa needs to enroll her children in age appropriate activities. Not just DWTS type activities in hopes that it benefits herself only. And the best thing a mommy could do for her children is to get along with their grandparents, Melissa is a grande failure at that.
Also her and her husband talk about sex within earshot of their children. gross. bad gross. way bad gross creepy bad disgusting gross.
But MP, she sings like AAngel!
tee hee like this dude?
Oooo, that’s a tough one, MP…. This dude’s got more style for sure.
And baby Joey (isn’t that his name? The one who had a grandma beat up at his Christening.) is usually face down on the floor eating paper. I’ve never seen her hold him!
Just caught MeGo’s final cut of On Display … It’s a dance track, shocker. If you close your eyes, you’ll swear it’s KimZ singing.
Its horrible aint it? I wonder if Antonia got a birthday party? Her last tweet said she was headed to NYC to celebrate. Whata mom huh?
Que? The age old question is finally answered… When’s lil A’s bday?
It was yesterday, Same day as the exclusive release so she sorta got overshadowed….again. poor kid.
So I lost count what came first, the marriage or the kid?
I reckon the marraige did. So I was wrong about that. oh well.. she is still a snot.
Really! Why do we never see the other little girls have parties? Poor Gabby looks so sad as if she’s and after-thought. I thought I saw a pic on Tree’s website of Antonia’s party where Dina was a guest.
The second girl from the left might be the one that bumped her head?
Why did mEGO bother with such a tortured soundcheck if she was just going to lipsync over the track?
I can only imagine how it would feel to have this being taped in the area you live…..knowing so many people. A lady that I used to work with moved to Jersey to live with her daughter and whenver I mention this show to her she changes the subject?? How many here on this board are from the Great Garden state if you don’t mind me asking?
This feud between Tree and her family is getting to be too much. Tree is so into herself that its sickening and I thought I used to like her. Then there is the Traylor situation (who I never liked) which should not be shown at all. I miss the days where the girls went to fabulous places and shopping together. That was worth looking forward to. The ladies in Jersey have the best of both worlds…..living in a beautiful place, gorgeous homes, and only an hours drive to NYC. Why haven’t we seen any of this?
P.S. Am I allowed to ask if anyone here is from Mountain Lakes?
you mean Franklin lakes. I live close about 10 minutes from there. Only Jacqueline, Caroline and Dina live there. kathy is in Wayne and Teresa and Melissa are in Montville
Joey’s groping her in public is sickening. Its an obvious statement of ownership to the other men. That is one sick and insecure man.
melissa is probably use to it from the strip club.
I hate hearing the manzo kids commenting how great melissa and Joe’s relationship is. Yeah, when your wife is repulsed every time you touch her, That’s love!!!
Who told this girl she can sing???? I really want to know who planted that damn seed?? If she sounds like it is coming out of a radio (per JoeG) then something is wrong with my hearing or the static in the stations…..not.getting.it. she needs to work with Kandi from RHOA..i mean kim sounded muuuuuuuuuuuuch worse. Smh
I just thought how she acted when they were getting things set up was hysterical. Like she was a seasoned performer! “is there enough room for me to do my make-up & contain my 2 tigers?” What a hoot. Get over yourself Melissa, not everything is about you! (you could tell that’s what albie wanted to say during his talking head interview)
These people are jokes. Normally I like teresa, but I was totally with Caroline on these last two episodes, she’s so competitive with Melissa & seething with envy, she doesn’t really even have any fun. You are a married woman hanging out with other married women and their husbands. LET IT GO!
Did anyone else notice the huge typo in the step and repeat ‘SPIRING WATER”???
oh wow! I didnt notice that til you pointed it out. That cant be good for Siznuss or whatever that Manzo word was.