Real Housewives of New Jersey: Caroline Manzo… Brownstone Sauce Ready To Go

                                          Get her the hell away from me before I throw this plate a pasta with the delicious, aromatic, tasty and trademarked Brownstone sauce at her mermaid bikini azz…

In the long line of the Housewives-endorsed products, Caroline Manzo is extremely excited and proud to present her new handbag line Brownstone Sauce… available NOW at a Corrado’s Italian Market near you!!!  Oh, there’s no Corrado’s near you?  Hey, it’s just a car ride from anywhere to Jersey…

                                                                    Geez… hope the sauce goes over better than the BLK water…

And really hope that Milania doesn’t go near the sauce aisle when she’s in Corrado’s with Tree…