KKKelly Bensimon… she krazy, she forgot her pants again, and she still got huge feet (damn! look at those flippers!!!!)…
Update: KKKelly speaks with E! about gettin’ da boot from Bravo… here. Kelly says that she has tons of offers, but she’s waitin’ on the best offer.
Kelly also says this…
“Bensimon pauses when I ask if she’s “sad” about not returning. “Sad is a big word,” she said. “When my dog died, I was sad.”
KKKelly Bensimon is no longer a New York Housewife, but does she know it? Does Kelly know that she’s been fired by Bravo and won’t have cameras following her anymore? Kelly left a very brief one-sentence message on her website re her departure from the RHONY… here. So, I guess she’s aware of her firing, but it obviously has not affected her at all… or has it??!!
Yes, I’ve been writin’ some krazy tweets, but you’re weird and not normal…
Kelly has been tweeting some interesting stuff… she has always been crazy, but she’s really krazy tweetin’ away. Maybe it’s good to be totally unaware of your surroundings and in your own world… as obviously Kelly is.
@tybarmar
Marla Barnett @kellybensimon ???? Does anyone no wtf she is trying to say?????? I get the spend time with ur kids but the give them gum???????
22 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry
The dry shampoo thing works, tho.
I can’t … This bish is too stoopid!
Global1Gal Go Go Yubari
@ @TEB2350 @kellybensimon oh well, I guess I can’t ride the #kkb #delusionalmethtweet train tweets
4 hours ago »
Global1Gal Go Go Yubari
I tried to RT something really genius from #kkb and IM BLOCKED!! ROTFLMAO!! I’m blocked by @kellybensimon LMAO!
5 hours ago
sweeetbea Bea
@ @Global1Gal LOL, that nutbag has yet to block me!!
5 hours ago »
slygalautumn Autumn
@ @Global1Gal @kellybensimon Lmao She is coo coo
5 hours ago
cc/mc: Oh, God!!! She just can’t help herself from writin’ ridiculous stuff! And, she’s blockin’ people… now that’s funny! TFC!!! SH
More from the nut case…
@kellybensimon
Kelly K. Bensimon No tv, no internet, and Kafka’s not cutting it tonight. And, I already made muffins. What should I do now???
1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Nice to see KKK is teaching her children to walk and chew gum. And surprising cause she can’t.
LOL LOL.
Here’s her latest…@kellybensimon
Kelly K. Bensimon The minute the girls are out of class, I’m taking them to the MOMA to see the DeKooning exhibit. #raisebigthinkers
1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
I think she’s trying too hard to show it doesn’t bother her…that’s why all the twitter vomit-
Terri, Do you think KKKelly may have a break…THROUGH???
I don’t know if I would consider 3 letters a small word oh wait… forgot we’re talking about KKKelly. Sad would be a big word on Planet Bensimon
I mean consider it a BIG word not small word. DOH
Why is she called KKKelly?
Short for KooKooKelly.. since she is sorta nuts n stuff.
just went to read what little she had to say about her departure & caught this……had to copy & paste. TOO STOOPID.
“I don’t care what anyone says about “Toddlers and Tiaras” . These girls are cute, sweet, and having fun with the assets God gave them, and of course makeup enhancement. Don’t hate the player, hate the game. One little girl even gave me a bead from her hat as a “I like you” present. I went there to be the MC, and I left with seven friends who felt so good about themselves. I couldn’t have had more fun today.”
God gave you assets at 4 years old? Disgusting. Thank goodness she’s off the show, what a deluded person.
I say should fit right in with that age group.
Weird. A grown woman leaving with 7 “friends who felt so good about themselves” hummm those were prolly the winners. What about the rest of the contestants that didnt win a thang? Guess Kels thinks that God wasnt in the asset giving mood the day they were born.
Makeup enhancement? what 4 yr old needs to be enhanced???
When she says “dont hate the player hate the game”…is she saying she hates the game? Does she think pageants are exploitive??? if so wtf is she doing there?….supporting it???…for the paycheck??? she is so effing contradictory. Can someone, please, please baker act her asap….I’m dead serious……really….I am
She’s just so dumb she’s trying to sound smart in her defense of the exploited toddlers with assets & there IS NO smart defense to that. Blah, I know a girl like this & we just ignore her and giggle about her distorted effed up stoopid logic behind her back. It sounds mean, but I promise it isn’t.
It’s not nice to be making fun of someone who clearly has issues
true but its also not smart to let the issue infected individual have access to children.
I really think most of us would truly like to see her get the help she needs. but since she chooses to put herself out there…..all over….we try to make light of it. Someone in her life who cares about her needs to take the reigns….I recently had some interactions with a schzophrenic and he made a lot more sense than she does.
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So utterly self-absorbed and drowned in self-love, it’s no wonder she has no grasp on reality.
Not a case of ‘can’t see the wood for the trees’, she’s unable to focus on a leaf! Must be congenital.
Just had to share this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nukTao4LAI4