Da Stanker… Can’t Stander
Well… here I was preparing this post about someone whom I simply cannot stand. Can’t stand to look at her, can’t stand to listen to her and can’t stand to even watch one second of her fraud of a show… which for some unknown reason, Bravo insists on ramming down our throats season after season. I call her ‘Da Stanker.’
But, thanks to SH reader, “JonahHillz,” I have been spared writing my vitriolic post about this woman… who, again, I cannot figure out who she screwed to stay on Bravo as long as she has. ”Jonah” sent me a link to Ilana Angel’s site, calling for the removal of da Stanker… ’Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky’… here. According to Ilana, the twitterworld is blowing up asking Bravo to get rid of da Stanker.
That would be great if Bravo would actually listen to their audience for once… well, maybe twice, since they did get rid of some of the Housewives in the New York franchise… and get rid of this total BSer.
So, Bravo will cancel her show… isn’t that great? Isn’t that what everyone wants? Yea… for Bravo!!! Oh, everyone loves Bravo because da Stanker got da boot. OH! But, not so fast! I would love to know who the hell da Stanker knows at Bravo, because according to The Wrap, Bravo just gave da Stanker a big development deal.
From The Wrap:
“Moving to familiar faces on Bravo, the outlet also announced on Tuesday that it had struck a two-year development deal with Patti Stanger, the star and creator of Bravo’s hit series “Millionaire Matchmaker.”
Under the deal, Stanger will search out new talent for Bravo, create an develop programming for the cable outlet, and possibly star in a new series for Bravo.
Noting Stanger’s “over-the-top personality and savvy business sense,” Bravo’s VP of development, Eli Lehrer said, “We are confident she will be able to seek out and develop a wide range of new series that will prove to be as successful as ‘The Millionaire Matchmaker.’” (Obviously the answer to my question above has been answered… it’s Eli Lehrer.)
Quipped Stanger of the deal, “As I say to my clients, ‘no sex before monogamy.’ Now that Bravo and I are monogamous, I’m ready to hit the sheets.”
So, who will be back on Bravo, thanks to Eli Lehrer’s great move to give da Stanker free rein in developing shows for Bravo? Well, let’s think about this for a microsecond… da Stanker’s BFF, Jillz and, of course, da Stanker herself will be back. Yeah, thanks, Bravo…
Here’s da Stanker offending Jews and gays on last night’s WWHL with Andy Cohen…
For years she’s also been hypocritically humiliating famewhores who appear on her show. While I’m usually all in favor of humiliating famewhores, I draw the line when it’s one famewhore humiliating another. Plus, what’s up with those 2 Addams Family rejects judging everyone?
The Stanker is yet another reason I quite all Bravo shows except the HWs and some of them are hanging by a thread…..
Hey AOM: It’s quit not quite. Get with the program.
Hey AOM whenever i talk to myself and then reply to myself my kids threaten to have me locked up..lol….Dont know if have kids but watch your back! LOL…Yesterday I heard one of my kids humming”Their coming to take you away,HoHo HaHa”. Am much better now….lol….
Dude… you called it – Addams Family rejects! Ha – love it! What are the numbers on that stupid show anyhow? That woman/ The Stanker, knows nothing about people how to enteract with people. What are her stats anyway? How many people has she actually matched up? …And I don’t mean “hooked up” – I mean people that actually dated for an extended period of time or married? How can Bravo like her enough for another show? What is to like? Nothing worthy of my time!
I don’t think any couples from her show ever got married and most broke up before their episodes aired.
As for ratings numbers, she seems to max out at about 1 million though I thought I read that last night’s Stanker doubleheader got about 600K and 800K. Also, I believe her highest ratings came when she failed to make matches for the Manzo boys.
She’s so full of contradictions. re: backlash from WWHL: Stanger has tweeted in response to the comments she made on Watch What Happens Live,“Attn male Gays: I support you & my comment on WWHL was to a LA guy who can’t find commitment.” That tweet came a few minutes after Stanger posted from her page,“… It’s true LA gays toughest nuts to crack to monogamy!” which pne is it?
i cannot stand her, She just turns my stomach how she treats people I hope in her real busiess she isnt so damn nasty to people.
I wouldnt let her find a spouse for my dog (well if i had one)
So…….a bitter, clearly angry at the Jews(they lie!!), shrill, pushy, Homophobe is Bravos choice to help singles find love?? Did you notice how when Andy said he was in a 3 yr. relationship, her response was, “Oh, so…. you were in a relationship and you got busy…..” WHAT???
I only ever (tried to) watched the episode of her show where Caroline was on because I thought it would be awesome to watch two such pushy, arrogant, ego-driven women have to play nice. Sadly, Caroline yielded the floor and wasn’t so bad. But, I still didn’t watch it all ’cause of Patty. She is so rude, just for the sake of being rude.
Friends with Jill you say?? Color me shocked.
http://www.dailygossip.org/former-rhony-jill-zarin-to-work-with-patti-stanger-1562
Andy’s response is funny. “So i’m a non-monogamous liar is what you’re saying” LOL
She is nothing more than…Amazon Pig!
She is Vile and disgusting! I watch her with Andy last night…she was totally
offensive and rude! Need to can her fake azz!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/26/patti-stanger-millionaire_n_981156.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
I saw that on tv that Jill & Patti may be working together, I think it was when Jill went on Wendy Williams..well they deserve each other…one can talk over the other..and still make no sense.
http://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-tv/millionaire-matchmaker-under-fire-190722857.html?nc
And another one. This is getting picked up by everyone. Oh Snap!
Stanger was channeling her inner Archie Bunker last night on WWHL
Yep. She peeled back the very, very, very thin mask she normally wears and it weren’t purty underneath
it was uncomfortable to watch . I’m just glad Andy got a few scotches under his belt before she started her assault.
Need to see a phone girl/Stanker face off! Tape it, Bravo
http://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-tv/millionaire-matchmaker-under-fire-190722857.html?nc People are so mad at her.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/bravo-expresses-regret-patti-stangers-gay-jewish-240225
All I can say is that she is disgusting.
Her and JillZ working together will be an implosion of egos on the small screen. There’s no way those two will last together….
WTH is going on? Was there a NJ ep last night? My in laws are visiting and they love their telenovelas… got them on a loop over here. Hubs has football going and my son with the x box… Help me 90 year old Jeezus, I can’t get me HWs! Tried to DVR late night and couldn’t find it, just the damn Million Matchmaker crap, but did DVR WWHL live, haven’t watched it yet. Don’t know if I’m gonna!
Romo: No NJ… next week is the big debut of BLK water and “On Display.” Exciting, huh??? TFC!!! SH
oh how oh how can I wait a whole week for that riveting episode??
Bubbies: Do not fret, Bubbies! You can see it all right here on SH… a reader was at the finale, which was filmed in March and sent me some info… it’s been on SH for three months: http://stoopidhousewives.com/2011/06/25/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-spolier-alert-season-4-finale-melissa-gorgas-song-debut-party-at-kiss-and-fly/ TFC!!! SH
Oh hallelujah!! Thank you SH! I’ll put down the bottle of xanax lol
Thanks Ms! I do got my DVR set for tonight’s BevH, late night. No telenovela or Cowboys game iz gonna hold me down! God Bless my in laws, I adore them and we’re having such a great time. They’re wonderful! I’ll get to my scandalous, slut pig HWs fix one way or another. lol But not at the risk of missing the quality Telemundo programming.
She’s gotta pay off that face somehow… gah!
Oh Gawd, I cannot STAND the stanker, and AOM is right those two Adams family rejects drive me crazy. If I paid Stanker all that money to hook me up and I walked into that office with that foul mouthed screaming fat pyscho and those two especially that girl with her aunt Jemima bandana and the weird little easter egg colored bangs. Geez, I would be feeling like I was scammed out of a whole lotta money. I would not be feeling very good. I hate the way she screams at the girls for being slutty and then talks non-talk about sex while pimping out the very same girls. The whole thing is icky!
Is this broad married?
No!! Last year she was engaged and it did not work out. I think she snagged another victim after that but I really don’t follow her. Bravo shows so many commercials for her show so much sometimes her imfo leaks into my consciousness. I also hate it when they marathon her show on a weekend.
Thanks sd.
That “stankin” show seems to be on a constant marathon.
What a strange concept though. I wouldn’t want to employ someone that obviously can’t apply their chosen profession to their own life. In other words, I wouldn’t hire Jeff Lewis if his house was in shambles. Or hire a chef that only ate at McDonalds. Etc.
LMAO that Andy gave her the jackhole of the week on WWHL and tried to say he would never personally give his beloved Patti a jackhole award but paraphrasing here – she’d dug the hole too deep! She really stepped in it this time.
I find it hilarious that Bravo said her views don’t represent the network’s yet Bravo put gave her a show, put her on the WWHL platform to talk and handed her a development deal to produce more crap. With all that, it sure seems like she’s a spokesperson for Bravo.