This rarely happens… Tree Joodice has her Bravotv.com blog up so quickly… here. Usually, Tree waits days to get her Bravo blog submitted. Yes, I know… they all have their blogs submitted and Bravo decides when to post them. It’s just unusual for Tree’s to be first… and this may be the first time she’s first… whatever…
“What else is new? Milania is loving Kindergarten, and yes, I let Gia get a Twitter account: @TrueGia. It’s completely monitored by me and her manager though, so don’t even think about tweeting her anything but love! No, Milania does not have a Twitter and neither does Joe.”
“It might seem like Kathy’s comment to me about detaching from her children was innocent, but believe me, I know my cousin. I’ve known her a long time. I get that the Manzos and Lauritas don’t know this about her, but I know how she is. She likes to give little subtle digs that hit people where she knows it will hurt them. She plays these little games and then puts on the big innocent eyes to try to make the person she’s whispering secret insults to look crazy (or “cuckoo” as she puts it). I’ve seen her do it to everyone around her my whole life. But I just wasn’t having it. Not again. She “innocently” brought up me as a mother at the fashion show, and she was doing it again in Punta Cana. I said my peace and I walked away.”
OK… first of all, Milania DOES have a twitter account:
http://twitter.com/#!/TheRealMilaniaG
And second, it sounds as if Tree is describing exactly what TREE does… as describing her cousin, Kathy, in the second snippet of her Bravo blog posted above.
Jay Mohr’s Bravotv.com blog… here.
“Everyone lands safely in Punta Cana. I love a country that has dancers at the airport. We should try that here in the states, especially at JFK. People could step off of twelve-hour flights from Malaysia and see rival hip hop crews break dancing next to Hudson News. Out of all five hundred and sixty-three pieces of luggage, only Teresa’s gets lost. My guess is that Joe Giudice tipped the skycap at Newark airport to throw it off the plane somewhere over North Carolina. It’s nice to imagine a double wide filled with hillbillys have taken a break from cooking meth to try on enormous hoop earrings.”
“Over at the Wakile/Souldigga/Gorga villa, Joey and Richie are getting a massage. Joey keeps telling Melissa to stop talking because it’s giving him an erection. This proves that there is an actual human being alive that enjoys Melissa’s voice.”
Teresa is like Jill. She must have an enemy, someone who is, in her warped mind out to get her for no good reason. She simply must be someones victim, therefore she’s always just responding to an attack. Her constant repeating of “what Kathy said about Adrianna” over and over and OVER again last night was just disturbing. During the fight, on the way off the beach, then as they were standing there at the changing Cabanas–just repeating the same phrase–CUCKOO.
Albert did deserve a medal for not just straight up telling Joe off last night. Joes’ assertion that Al’s business was somehow easier than running a Restaurant was so idiotic, I think Al just basically gave him an Moron Pass after a slight correction. I did kinda wish for Caroline at that moment.
I’m glad Jay didn’t give in to Mel after the twitter feud. She was all kissy butt after she realized what a moron she was. I don’t get the Greg love though. I think Tre means the Milania account isn’t really Milania. Today’s a bad day…I speak and think like Tre today.
Just for the heck of it and based on SH’s like of him, I thought I’d read Jay Mohr’s recap. I saw it was 9 pages but decided I’d suspend my “never read anything on bravotv.com with more than 3 pages” rule, and started to read it anyway. Sure enough, I got to page 4 and gave up. Did I miss anything?
AOM: Awww… you so nice!!! But, you have mistakenly labeled SH as ‘liking’ Jay Mohr. SH don’t care one way or another for Jay Mohr. SH reads the HWs blogs and puts some quotes from each in the post. That’s all… really. But, “like” Jay Mohr??? Uh, no.
As for Jay’s opinion on his Bravo blog… SH is in disagreement with most of what he writes, especially his fawning over the Gorga’s and now biggay Greggy. Blech! Some of what he writes might get a laugh and that is what I try to include in the post… but, ‘like’ Jay Mohr? No.
I’m more of a Louis CK-type. Just so ya know!!!! TFC!!!! SH
I sit corrected.
I have not missed an episode of Louis though I’m not sure why. His humor hits a little too close to home (you know, the angry, old, man similarities) and find myself uncomfortable during much of the show and his stand-up. I guess it’s the misery loving company thing that keeps me tuned in though. But that Pamela and her storyline, especially the goodbye at the airport escalator, were hilarious.
TFB!
AOM: Love that you “sit” corrected… no standing for you!!! LOL!!! Re ‘Louie’… he and Pamela are just not gonna ever get together… poor Louie!!! Thanks for the TFB! TFC!!! SH
SH I’ve always wondered what “team” are you on?
ProHo: I ain’t on no team. I dislike all of them equally…. for various reasons. From Atlanta to OC… they are all simply a source of entertainment and are all equal targets on this site. TFC!!! SH
AOM, I’m sick of Jay’s blogs also. Let Kathy Griffith write them, with no holds bar. I don’t read any of them anymore.
Agreed! I think Kathy Griffin should host the reunions. She’d probably only get through 1 before all the HWs complained that she was too hard on them. But you know she’d ask the questions we really want answered.
Honestly I DO think Kathy was throwing a dig. As a mother, I too would be insulted over Kathy’s comment at the fashion show. You clearly see in the first episode that Audrianna was being taken care of by Teresa’s MIL and it was a family party, not a night club. If anyone left the baby unattended, it was Teresa’s MIL. Anyway, Kathy opened the door and Teresa used the opportunity to speak her mind and add closure to the subject. If you notice at the end Teresa was calm and happy, but Kathy keep it going. Also, I don’t understand how Kathy thought it was her business to lecture Teresa about the cons of opening up a restaurant. She isn’t in the business, leave the conversation to Al. Regarding Joe and Al’s conversation, maybe I misunderstood, but I thought Joe was saying a catering hall was MORE work than restaurant and that Al was misunderstanding Joe. I made that assumption because Al said to Joe that it would take him away from his family and that Joe was saying it wouldn’t because it wasn’t a catering hall. I could be wrong, and if I am, Joe is an Idiot. I find Kathy to be passive aggressive. She knows what digs to throw to get Teresa going, than in her sweet clueless voice says “that’s not what I meant”. I am sure they have each other’s #, call Teresa on the phone!!
I think Jay went very easy on Melissa. i was very disappointed! melissa and her sister’s look like a$$es in that twitter war.
I agree with you 100% about Kathy. I think I posted something on an earlier post along the same lines about the baby being watched by family and that it was not a public place that she just abandoned the child. I also agree with you about Joe as well he and Richie were having a civil enough conversation before everyone started butting in and I think he was misguided and wrong about the work but I think he ment that Edward had a bigger operation. Personaly I think it was none of Edwards buisness where Joe gets his money for the resturant. It is obvious that it is going to come from Tree, everyone knows it so how is it going to make anything better to force him to say it out loud. I really think they got ganged up on. Nice people the Manzo’s they pretend to be your friends for years and then gang up with your enemies and make fun of you behind your back.
Well I find it funny how Al (you called him edward..LOL) asked him how he will get the money for the restaurant. Is it any of his business how he will get the money?? Well Al, HOW did your father get the money to start the Brownstone? Oh that’s right, he was in the mafia and my guess is mafia money. Funny how Al thinks he is the only one that can own a restaurant. Last time I went to the Brownstone for a party they stuffed over 480 people in a room and the tables were so close we couldn’t even pull out our chair without asking the person behind me to push themselves in more. I was pregnant at the time and had to use the restroom often. I think Al’s attitude sucks and that whole Manzo family has their noses so far in the air! Greg fits in perfectly with this judgemental, better than everyone Manzo family! Who are they to judge the wrong doings of the Giudices, when Al’s father was killed because he was skimming of the top of mafia money!! Funny how they have a problem that Teresa won’t talk about the bankruptcy, yet they refuse to talk about Al’s father, how he died and his mafia involvement.
I think Kathy is so Jealous that Teresa is going to open a restaurant being it was her dream and was trying to discourage her against it. I am sure Kathy and Rich didn’t open the restaurant because they didn’t have the money and they went to Al for investment money, not advice. Kathy said to Teresa in a negative tone “well, lots of luck with that”.
No kidding! He has an air about him. Funny how the Wakile’s changed their tune once they didn’t get any financial backing; isn’t it? Oh what, they all the sudden not looking at restaurants anymore? Oh right, don’t want to be away from the kids. Like that thought didn’t cross their minds when they were all gung ho and Kathy had stars in her eyes when she was looking at that one place. Please. The one thing I like about the JooDices is they go for it. And you’re right Belladee, it isn’t any of BigAl’s darn bid’ness where Juicy gets the money. That’s their deal! Al should be more concerned with why he stuffed nearly 500 people in his banquet hall which should be against fire code and had you all uncomfortable while pregnant when you were at an event!
I took offense to Jay Mohr’s comment about North Carolina. I didn’t think it was funny in the least bit. If he wanted to make a joke about NC, he could have talked about the way we talk to move at a leisurely(sp?) pace.
Came out of left field, right? And just not that funny. If he’s gonna be offensive, it better be for a big laugh, and that just didn’t cut it.
Not that I have any ties to North Carolina but any state known for its vinegary BBQ really does deserve some respect.