This rarely happens… Tree Joodice has her Bravotv.com blog up so quickly… here. Usually, Tree waits days to get her Bravo blog submitted. Yes, I know… they all have their blogs submitted and Bravo decides when to post them. It’s just unusual for Tree’s to be first… and this may be the first time she’s first… whatever…
“What else is new? Milania is loving Kindergarten, and yes, I let Gia get a Twitter account: @TrueGia. It’s completely monitored by me and her manager though, so don’t even think about tweeting her anything but love! No, Milania does not have a Twitter and neither does Joe.”
“It might seem like Kathy’s comment to me about detaching from her children was innocent, but believe me, I know my cousin. I’ve known her a long time. I get that the Manzos and Lauritas don’t know this about her, but I know how she is. She likes to give little subtle digs that hit people where she knows it will hurt them. She plays these little games and then puts on the big innocent eyes to try to make the person she’s whispering secret insults to look crazy (or “cuckoo” as she puts it). I’ve seen her do it to everyone around her my whole life. But I just wasn’t having it. Not again. She “innocently” brought up me as a mother at the fashion show, and she was doing it again in Punta Cana. I said my peace and I walked away.”
OK… first of all, Milania DOES have a twitter account:
And second, it sounds as if Tree is describing exactly what TREE does… as describing her cousin, Kathy, in the second snippet of her Bravo blog posted above.
Jay Mohr’s Bravotv.com blog… here.
“Everyone lands safely in Punta Cana. I love a country that has dancers at the airport. We should try that here in the states, especially at JFK. People could step off of twelve-hour flights from Malaysia and see rival hip hop crews break dancing next to Hudson News. Out of all five hundred and sixty-three pieces of luggage, only Teresa’s gets lost. My guess is that Joe Giudice tipped the skycap at Newark airport to throw it off the plane somewhere over North Carolina. It’s nice to imagine a double wide filled with hillbillys have taken a break from cooking meth to try on enormous hoop earrings.”
“Over at the Wakile/Souldigga/Gorga villa, Joey and Richie are getting a massage. Joey keeps telling Melissa to stop talking because it’s giving him an erection. This proves that there is an actual human being alive that enjoys Melissa’s voice.”