Neal Schon (lookin’ totally wasted)… posin’ with Tarmac and Messy Salami. Tarmac lookin’ all proud and stuff… Neal lookin’ all embarrassed ’cause Tarmac got a grip on him.
Tareq Salahi filed paperwork in Warren County VA saying his wife, Michaele Salahi, abandoned the marriage when she left their Virginia home Tuesday to be with Neal Schon in Tennessee. The details… here.
Michaele Salahi said that Neal is the man that she wanted to grow old with: ’We promised one another that we would grow old together into our 80s and always love and be there for one another,’ she said. More… here.
Journey with Steven Perry’s sound-alike last year on GMA…
Tarmac also accused Schon of emailing him a picture of a penis, though he doesn’t elaborate as to why. Note that Tarmac claims that Neal sent him a photo of “a” penis… Tarmac did not identify the particular penis sent to him as that of Neal’s penis! Hmmm… so, whose penis was sent to Tarmac????
Tarmac said in the court filing that Schon was his wife’s former boyfriend. Schon’s band (Journey) had played at the couple’s now-defuncy northern Virginia winery, Oasis, and photos on websites show them partying with the band on several occasions. He also said the band paid for his wife’s travel, accommodations and other expenses. Note to Tarmac: That shoulda been a huge red flag right there… that Journey would pay for Messy’s ticket, but not yours!
“Over the objections of me, she continually exposes our friends and acquaintances to her adulterous relationship and has flaunted the same throughout the community, the nation and indeed the world, and thus caused … me to suffer great harm, humiliation, and embarrassment,” he said in the divorce petition.
Tarmac also claims that he has suffered both emotional and physical harm from his wife’s actions. In addition to being able to stay in their home, he asked the court to ban both parties from harming the value of their assets, threatening or harassing each other.” Note to Tarmac: We all wanna see the proof of the physical harm done to you… and we all wanna know who did it!
NOTE TO TARMAC: First of all, please elaborate as to WHY Neal Schon would send you a photo of his penis. We would all love to hear that!
Second, you state that you had been “continually ” objecting to your wife’s adulterous relationship? ”Continually??” ”Continually,” Tarmac???
You is one huge “Big Dummy,” Tarmac!
Well, for that… you, Mr. Tarmac, sir, have earned the “Big Dummy” Award. The “Big Dummy” Award was modeled by the first SH “Big Dummy,” Cynthia Bailey.
YOU AIN’T DA ONLY BIG DUMMY NO MORE, CYNTHIA… MEET TARMAC!!!