Neal Schon (lookin’ totally wasted)… posin’ with Tarmac and Messy Salami. Tarmac lookin’ all proud and stuff… Neal lookin’ all embarrassed ’cause Tarmac got a grip on him.
Tareq Salahi filed paperwork in Warren County VA saying his wife, Michaele Salahi, abandoned the marriage when she left their Virginia home Tuesday to be with Neal Schon in Tennessee. The details… here.
Michaele Salahi said that Neal is the man that she wanted to grow old with: ’We promised one another that we would grow old together into our 80s and always love and be there for one another,’ she said. More… here.
Journey with Steven Perry’s sound-alike last year on GMA…
Tarmac also accused Schon of emailing him a picture of a penis, though he doesn’t elaborate as to why. Note that Tarmac claims that Neal sent him a photo of “a” penis… Tarmac did not identify the particular penis sent to him as that of Neal’s penis! Hmmm… so, whose penis was sent to Tarmac????
Tarmac said in the court filing that Schon was his wife’s former boyfriend. Schon’s band (Journey) had played at the couple’s now-defuncy northern Virginia winery, Oasis, and photos on websites show them partying with the band on several occasions. He also said the band paid for his wife’s travel, accommodations and other expenses. Note to Tarmac: That shoulda been a huge red flag right there… that Journey would pay for Messy’s ticket, but not yours!
“Over the objections of me, she continually exposes our friends and acquaintances to her adulterous relationship and has flaunted the same throughout the community, the nation and indeed the world, and thus caused … me to suffer great harm, humiliation, and embarrassment,” he said in the divorce petition.
Tarmac also claims that he has suffered both emotional and physical harm from his wife’s actions. In addition to being able to stay in their home, he asked the court to ban both parties from harming the value of their assets, threatening or harassing each other.” Note to Tarmac: We all wanna see the proof of the physical harm done to you… and we all wanna know who did it!
NOTE TO TARMAC: First of all, please elaborate as to WHY Neal Schon would send you a photo of his penis. We would all love to hear that!
Second, you state that you had been “continually ” objecting to your wife’s adulterous relationship? ”Continually??” ”Continually,” Tarmac???
You is one huge “Big Dummy,” Tarmac!
Well, for that… you, Mr. Tarmac, sir, have earned the “Big Dummy” Award. The “Big Dummy” Award was modeled by the first SH “Big Dummy,” Cynthia Bailey.
YOU AIN’T DA ONLY BIG DUMMY NO MORE, CYNTHIA… MEET TARMAC!!!



I would like to know what these “assets” he speaks of are.
Does Neil Schon ever look directly into the camera?
Picture of his penis??….that puts him right up there with ryan barney….low lifes…all three of them..just low……
Does anyone else get the feeling this whole “Salami” mess is just one more hoax, seeking publicity for these idiots? Don’t know the musician but it seems unlikely he was desperate to grow old with this moron but even he benefits from the publicity. Tark is crying one day because the law won’t listen to him (guess he never read “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”) and 2 days later is filing for divorce. The whole incident seems contrived and I’m not buying a word of it.
I dont know what to think about this. I did pick up on a lil sumpin while watching the reruns yesterday. Messy RARELY wore a wedding ring…. Maybe she is a beard for the biggest momm’s boy ever? And she has finally figured out she will not get anything out of the deal.. not even a trust fund Salami heir to irritate momma Salami with. so she cut bait.
Like “balloon boy”….so effin desperate….why do people need so much freakin’ attention. Aren’t there more people like me….hard working folks just trying to get by???
I think what we have here is he didn’t get enough attention from his mommy growing up. But he HAD some money; so he landed his sparkle Barbie to make up for it… Oh ya and he’s a massive tool. That’s a recipe fo disaster!
um NOW it makes sense..sorta. Tarq knew all along where Messy was. The TMZ /FBI tears was not just for publicity but so he could say this in divorce paper
“Over the objections of me, she continually exposes our friends and acquaintances to her adulterous relationship and has flaunted the same throughout the community, the nation and indeed the world, and thus caused … me to suffer great harm, humiliation, and embarrassment,”
Him be a shrewd. dummy.
Tarmac’s delusion knows no bounds. Of course he knows the peen pic he received was of Neal’s member. It must have been huge for Tarmac to say it was “a penis” cant even say publicly that his “wife” is safe and sound and being “well taken care of”
You so crazy
Keep in mind also, that Dianne Diamond, the Reporter who is now breathlessly giving updates on all things Salahi, along with the insider info from her book she wrote about them– TOTALLY BELIEVES that Missy has MS. If I recall correctly, she even took their side in the WH scandal. She paid to publish the book she wrote on them herself.
Ms Dimond is yet one more person who benefits from all this nonsense. Maybe she promised the Salamis a % of her royalties if they caused some attention! Just sayin’
yes DD take on the Salamis was/is sickening. She comes off as a deluded old bat-chit crazy freak(cindy anthony level delusion) really hard to tolerate
The White House crashin’ now makes all the sense in the world–he thought if he could innerdooce her to the pray-zee-dent, she’d give up all those Rock-N-Roll Fantasies and be forever hippo-tized by the size of his chutzpah–if not the size of his…um…vineyard!!
lol well now we all know that that shriveled up “vineyard” still has to be supplemented with store bought goods(eh hem) and even with three ladies workin it at the same time aint much happens. Its all, as the great Cat says “Bullocks.”
If Neal sent him a picture of his weenie I’m sure it was in response to a derogatory comment that Tareq made about his manhood. Tareq would of course intentionally leave out his part in the exchange.
Yes Tareq, the nation and the world really give a shit about you and your ridiculous life.
People all over the world are starving, have no clean drinking water and at the same time feeling horrified that you were abandoned and cheated on. What a loser.
I can’t help it, I still feel that same glimmer of hope for her that she left him.
Do you remember how horrible Tarmac was to Mary’s kids at that dinner? And the fact they were going to file charges against Mary’s kids about his vehicle? He is not a nice person so…K, I agree with your assessment…Tarmac definitely left his digs at Neal out of the story and that is why ol’ Neal felt the need to show Tarmac why Messy left him.
I forgot about that Duffy! Yes, I agree he was so malicious and it was bizarre the way he brought it up out of the blue and caught Mary off guard.
It’s different when a rock star sends a picture of his weiner for the reasons Neal probably did than a guy sending a picture of himself to a woman to show her his stuff.
Neal’s probably decent sized so it’s definitely a clear message to Tareq.
It made me laugh because it’s such a rock star move. Adolescent for sure, but funny as hell.
Agreed. It really is hilarious
This whole thing is hilarious!
Sux for Tareq tho… (still laughing)
well…..the way he said “a” penis instead of Neil’s penis makes me think that the pee pee in question was probably Tarmac’s. Because if it were Neil’s he would have already leaked that pic to TMZ or some other celeb news outlet. I bet it was off Messy’s phone or something and it is probably all small and ugly and it probably came with a comment like “If you don’t shut the eff up and quite calling the FBI pretending that Messy got kidnapped when you know she left you for me then I’m going to email this pic. of your pathetic penis to any and every news outlet that will want it”. I am also pretty sure that Messy does not want dog dukie from that freak as far as marital assets go cause as far as I can tell the only shared things they have is lawsuits.
Interesting sd….that would actually make sense..
Maybe Tareq said “A Penis” to distance himself from the ugly small penis and act like he didn’t recognize it. Although in his defense with that fat Buddha belly he probably hasn’t seen his own unit in a while. He may not be able to identify the penis in question as his own.
I could see Michaele taking a picture before she left to blackmail him. I bet it’s teeny tiny.
How gross to be divorcing and yet have to stay connected to all the negativity they created together by the lawsuits against them.
So, basically it’s a story of my wee wee is bigger than your wee wee and if you don’t zip it (pardon the pun), I’m gonna tell on you then everyone & mommy tarmac will see who has the biggest wee wee to pee pee? Isnt that how Bawbaw would break that down?
thats what I took it as.