The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season: Joe Gorga Wants to See Melissa Get Groped… By Greggy!?

On last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey…

JoGo and MeGo were hangin’ in Hoboken wit da Manzo Boiiiiz and Greggy…

At one point JoGo suggests that Greggy grope his wife…

Uh… what the hell is wrong witchu, JoGo???

And… how come everytime there’s a cute girl around Albie, he gets all shy and embarrassed???

Wasn’t Albie supposed to be the ‘chick magnet?’  

So far, there has been no ‘chick magnatizing’ of Albie… What’s goin’ on wit him??

 

 

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16 Responses to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season: Joe Gorga Wants to See Melissa Get Groped… By Greggy!?

  1. Made Piley says:

    Lots of uncomfortable moments regarding JoGo’s sexuality last night.

    • RomoSheDiNT says:

      Um, ya… why did those dudes even stick around for that convo? Tarzan? Moving on. What about when Criddafur was asking Greggy about the straight vibe he gets off him and Albie. The face Greggy made and the awkward pause b4 he answered? Hmmm

      • Elviskat says:

        I’ve come to realize that both Joe and Mel LOVE getting attention, no matter what it takes to get it!! I’m sure at times they’re in competition with one another in that area. Poor Joe will say and do anything to get noticed……short man problem????? Mel tries to get as loud as possible with that nauseous voice for others to notice her. I think they really make a good match!! Neither has enough sense to know when to keep their mouth shuts or think before they speak. They just don’t care………..DUH!!!

        • RomoSheDiNT says:

          That I get. My question was, why did that whole crowd of guys stay during JoGo’s idiotic convo about his lil friend, Tarzan. THAT my friend was weird, just weird! I don’t know any guys that would stick around for that topic or to even talk to that douche for that matter.

  2. Annie says:

    I’m sure Albie isn’t gay but….Anyone think the show is trying to make us think he’s jealous of the attention Gregg is giving to Joe G ? I just think Albie is shy and a little uncomfortable with what was going on. Chris seemed to laugh it off, but Albie was very uncomfortable and the show played that up. Made me uncomfortable too, Weird situation with Gregg & the Gorga’s.

    • realitybash says:

      Not so sure about Albie at this point.

    • Elviskat says:

      I don’t think Albie is gay. I do think he’s tired of everyone wanting to hook him up. That’s got to be annoying!!! He’s got plenty of time………..enjoy life before you walk down that aisle. I feel certain Mamma Caroline has ran off a few. Let the man live his life….geez!!

    • chrysty says:

      Word!

  3. realitybash says:

    I was shocked and offended when Joey told Greg to grope Melissa. How rude! He treated her like some porn star skank. Really really disrepectful.

    • Annie says:

      Me thinks alcohol makes these peeps stupider and grosser then when sober. All fun now, but when you keep acting like the fool for too long people get tired of it. Funny drunk people become embarrassing butt heads after awhile.

    • Annie says:

      Me thinks these people are grosser and stupider when alcohol is involved. Funny to be around for a little bit, then they just become butt heads. You watch the “fun couple” are going to start to wear on the Manzo’s.

    • Elviskat says:

      You’re so right realitybash, it was disrespectful!!! But I honestly feel this is how they play their lives out. Mel put on this shocked face, but I doubt it really bothered her. She’s use to Joe putting on a scene for attention. Had she been real offended as most decent women would be, she’d stormed out of that party and left him there. She recovered in a flash as we noticed. Again, gotta get that attention anyway they can.

  4. leighmarker says:

    wtf? my goodness —-I feel sorry for Melissa if her husband talks like that all the time….

  5. AngryOldMan says:

    I suspect Albie had a girlfriend when they taped the season. But, since the show is so heavily producer-induced, and his storyline was “single and ready to mingle,” we keep getting shots of young women looking off in the distance interspersed with shots of Albie looking backwards and are led to believe it’s flirting.

    I just hope Albie hurries up and secures a bride. His vaunted alleged good looks are fading and he’s on the long, slow slog toward looking like some combination of his parents. And, even on their best days, that’s not a happy prospect.

  6. sd says:

    oh where to start? Not sure about Albie but I think what we are seeing is tht he is clearly uncomfortable with the situation at hand and is obviously hidding (poorly) his feelings about it. It could lead people to assume he is in the closet , I think he is just sick of being on the show.

    I think it was obvious that no one was genuinely crazy about Mego’s song.

    The whole deal with JoGo asking Greg to fondle his wife so he could watch was pervy and gross. Just fuels the fire of all those open marriage rumors. Just the fact that he used the word fondle just is super creepy. Clearly JoGo has some boundry issues, makes you wonder a little more about his and Tree’s relationship. It has never made sense to me what the deal is when they keep saying Tree made Joe hate her brother. I’m lost the whole lot of them seem morally courpt to me.

  7. SWAY says:

    yeh that was weird when joe asked gregg to grab mel! what husband would want that, gay or not? im not sure how to take albi, he looks extremely uncomfortable being the center of attention and talking about gays makes him look uncomfortable, when he is around women he seems uncomfortable. i think he is just extremely shy and feels very out of his element in front of the camera. i like albi, i think he is really sweet.
    how about chris, jaqs husband? i am not sure what to think about him, i wish he were more out spoken, bet he has a lot to say.

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