See.. you just use your hot glue gun to glue on the upholstery fringe and you got yerself a bracelet that you can sell to moron people for at least $135. It’s easy! There’s a lot of moron people who will buy this crap!
Goofy KKKelly Besimon was at Fashion Week… showin’ off her “jewelry collection.” Maybe KKKelly should team up with Dina Manzo and they could have a hot glue gun showdown to see which of them could “create” the most gaudy, ridiculous items and call it “jewelry.”
Note to Kelly: Aren’t you, as a 44-year-old woman, gettin’ real tired of pushin’ that stringy hair outta your face? ’Cause we’s all tired of watchin’ you do that all the time. Get Bradley to give you a brand new “look”… OK??? Thanks, Kell.
Here’s KKKelly… standing in front of her “jewelry” lookin’ all proud… wit dat stringy hair a hers. Uh, excuse me, Kell, but aren’t those Lynne Curtin cuffs??? You ARE known for stealing other people’s jewelry designs, and Lynne definitely had those cuffs first. Hope Lynne sues you… for somethin’, anything! Hell, I’d like to sue you for still tryin’ to be a twelve-year-old…
AND… A new photo of KKKelly’s HUGE feet!!! They be monsters!!!
Seriously… look at those feet!!! (To the girl in the yellow hat: You look ridiculous…)
(Thanks to reader “cc/mc”!!!)
and of course she would use a child’s bandage…mentally and emotionally she is 12 at most.
lmao MS.SH at your comments!!!!!!! So funny and TRUE!!!!
and to ( hereswhat) yes, of course she would use her childs bandage…as YOU said mentality and emotionally she really behaves as a 12 year old… at most! Hah.
you’re right, deb…I thought 12 might be a stretch!
no you’re right hw… 12 isn’t a stretch it is right there… between 11 & 13 !
luv the comment from MS.SH about KKKellys feet…”Seriously look at those feet” I am lmao…….. sorry, but I find that remark very funny….haahaaahhaaahahaaaaahaaaaaaaa ( still lmao)
first time posting for me..love your sight..one of my go to places in the morning, and throughout the day..kelly is a joke..agreed about the hair..her jewelry is as ridiculous as that silly memory chair she made for her kids, by hot gluing stuffed animals to a chair..what’s up with that?
mary: Welcome! Thank you for the very kind words. Yeah…. Kelly’s somewhat “off.” The sad part about her is that doesn’t anyone close to her see that about her??? TFC!!! SH
I think her ex does, she has to live in his building where there are many to keep an eye on her girls. They know she is out of touch.
What’s up with the prominent Band-Aid under her knee? Is this a new “fashion trend?”
And yes, that girl in the huge yellow floppy hat looks totally ridiculous. Who told her that is an attractive ensemble? It hurts my eyes!
the girl in the yellow hat is dressed that way so no one will recognize her with Kelly.
Thats her new ad: bend it like kkkelly and I hope this is not a new ” fashion trend”. Can you imagin the slogan ” I’m stuck on bandaid’s because koocooks stuck on me” .
Why pick on someone because she has large feet? As someone with overly large feet I know it is not something anyone would want but totally beyond our control unless we grew up in imperialist china with their painful foot binding tradition. If Kelly is stuck at 12 at least she is not one of the “mean girls”. I find her the most benign of all these “housewives”.
I love your take on the RH/NJ but I think you are a bit harsh re: Kelly.
I too have large feet but still find the feet jokes purdy funny
I also disagree with the benign statement re Kelly so I’m totally biased. I think she is a mean girl…
Gotta be able to laugh at ourselves. If someone gets offended at every joke then we’ll never be able to laugh at anything. Personally I use self deprecating humor whenever possible
I wear a size 8& half / 9, sooo I am not picking on anyone? I find MS. SH comments very funny to say the least…and I do not think MS SH is picking on anyone … She is making a joke , thats all , and I think most people find it funny!
Oh, yeah….MS.SH is the bomb!!! Her comments and photocaps just keep getting better and better. Keep up the good work.
PS: Kelly is vapid and mean.
amused: Welcome! Well, at least you’re “amused!” Yeah, everyone has their flaws or something that they don’t like about themselves… and, as KKKelly has made herself a public figure, we here at SH are obliged to find those flaws of hers and make remarks about ‘em.
Now, whether you find the remarks to your liking or not is up to you… and you truly think that is being “harsh?” Oh! Oh! Oh!!! You really don’t wanna see “harsh.” LOL!! TFC!!! SH
Please don’t misunderstand where I am coming from. I had no interest in the RH franchise (save for Atlanta season 1) and had never watched NJ until I happened on your website and realized your interpretation of the ladies. I used to be disgusted by the NJ crowd until I started reading your take and saw that you had seen the series for what it truly is – a comedy with a great deal to laugh about. I never liked that Caroline but found it hard to say “why” I disliked her and then I saw you refer to her as “Don” and I realized you were spot on – in 3 letters you summed up what I was trying to say andI was hooked and became an instant fan.
Guess what I was trying to say is your talents and insight are “too good” to focus on foot size. Keep your skills sharp and focus on the more outlandish flaws these ladies are so happy to flaunt.
Just want to make sure you realize I am a fan and avid follower of your take on Bravo TV.
Why is KKKelly standing next to the child prositute from Taxi Driver. Koo-Koo…
Entree, You so called that one…LMAO!
KKKelly and Dina can write a hot glue gun book together. Don’t they have one for duct tape…Like a 1001 uses. Went to my friends house, who is a really comedic guy, and he had a roll of duct tape on the TP holder.
LOL Love your blog! Kelly is one of the really mean girls as well as extremely mentally ill. I just wonder what her girls do hear about ” mom” from their friends? I am betting tge oldest daughter is alreadt si much smarter than Kelky and gets embarrasses by her. Hate it when these reality hoes have children-it almost is NEVER a good experience for the kids.
Sorry for my mispelling-on iphone with broken finger
This is some funny ass shit. You need to put some of it on http://www.lastcomicblogging.wordpress.com
I likes. Thanks for the laff.
When ever I look at KKKelly’s feet it reminds me of that episode of King of the Hill. Peggy hill has such big feet her neighbor Min puts her shoes on and says “look at me Peggy Hill I look like little girl wearing Mama’s shoes.” Then Peggy has to plan a whole weekend to go incognito across state lines to buy shoes big enough for her. I wonder if KKKelly shops at the same store.
Yessss!!!! I have that same recall!! Hilarious!
Lol
This is a kool and funny site. including your readers. If they think you are harsh, they should check out http://lastcomicblogging.wordpress.com/2011/09/10/one-shot-one-kill/ That shot to the head by the DOUCHE BAG ASSASSIN is truly harsh
Notice how the girl in the yellow hat , who obviously will wear any and every fashion fad imaginable all at the same time, is not wearing any of KKKelly’s jewelry?
SD: It’s hard to know how to accessorize an inflatable rescue boat!!
“WHO” I don’t think one would put a hot anything on something made of rubber?
sd, I showed hubbend that pic, him being a Bobby D fan and all…He wanted to know why the child prostitute was wearing an over sized fortune cookie on her head. (Hubbend don’t do housewives)
“Upholstery fringe”….HA! Did KKK raid Zarin Fabrics for this collection?
AOM, Yes…and she stole their hot glue sticks from Brad! As we all know she has a hot glue gun…stuffed bears on chairs.
CC/MC: That chair really scared the heck out of me. I thought it had a Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs quality to it. It wasn’t just “weird” but psychotic.
AOM, “Step closer Clarrisa.” Reeks of Leavenworth.
I raised four daughters. They introduced me to the hot glue gun. One had to hide stuff or find it glued to some craft. I look back on those days with a sense of bemusement, but I am glad that their craze is long past. They are Kelly’s age. Her craze must not be over.
First time visiting this site! I likey!
Why ohhh Why do I feel like punching Kelly in the face every time I see her?….then the throat!
She just annoys the heck outta me! I hope they don’t ask her & Jill back, I’d like to see how LuLu acts without them..they can dump Lulu too, but….just saying
Sandy, Hello…DITTO!!!
$8 bucks says she sits in a corner eating her jelly beans still whining to Santa about how Alex ruined her tattoo while wearing those glittered, platform Mary janes.
Romo, Did you like Lisa’s shoes at Adrienne’s dinner party? Where Traylor acted like she need all the attention and camera time, and Kyle looked like her imitation of Allison? I so loved those shoes! It’s my fetish.
I don’t think they were right for her suit. She does that a lot. It’s like she has so many flippin shoes that she needs that lil outfit game I had as a kid that helps you coordinate the accessories with your dress. Or, she needs a new gay bc Cedric helped her with alls that last season.
where did Cedric land? Sure, he found another Beverly Hills
Sugar Momma! Cedric was unless as tit’s on a boar