Melissa Gorga listening to a replay of “On Display”… and being “Displeased.”
On last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey…
Missy Gorga’s producers-extraordinaire, the Soul Diggaz, paid another visit to Missy’s place… carefully wiping their feet before entering… to “make magic” in Missy’s home recording studio.
Kim, Missy and Lysa…
Missy’s sisters, Lysa Simpson and Kim Pirella… otherwise known as “The Marco Sisters”… greeted the Soul Diggaz upon their arrival and then made a quick exit to retrieve wine. The Marco Sisters missed the “magic making” in the recording studio…
Makin’ Magic… Soul Diggaz wit da Marco Sisters
… however, the Marco Sisters did make it back just in time to hear Missy’s mellifluous version of “Tardy For The Party” Missy’s more than adequately auto-tuned single, “On Display”…
omg…soooo embarassed for them and their lame dancing. One sister looks 40 and the other 50+ but I have a feeling they’re not that old.
we call that road hard and put away wet where I come from.
lolzz!
It ain’t the years, it’s the miles. And those are some high mileage hoochies.
yeah there is at least a 20 year age difference, both looked like late 40′s
I can’t watch that again. Her poser sisters, ugh. But if I remember correctly, there was some lil exchange that I don’t think JoGo would like bw Corte and Meliss…;-)
Does anyone else think that Missy looks like a snarling dog and his bone when she is at the mic???
Those sisters are the most camera-hog people I’ve ever seen, they’re one step away from social security and trying hard to be discovered! Do they see how stupid they look?
LOL> They are oblivious. They sound stoopid on twitter too.
apparently not. hopefully they read sh and will catch on.
Why do I feel like Dr. Suess wrote her lyrics?
lol next single right here:
I am Mel
I am Mel
Mel I am
That Mel-I-am!
That Mel-I-am!
I do not like
that Mel-I-am!
Do you like
Tree or her man?
I do not like them,
Mel-I-am.
I do not like
Tree or her man .
Would you like them
here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
Tree and her man.
I do not like them,
Mel-I-am.
Would you like them
in a redone house?
Don’t you know
You look like a mouse?
I do not like their
redone house.
I do not realize I
look like a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
this I swear.
I do not like Tree and her man.
I do not like them, Mel-I-am.
HA! Now I know why! (you should really contact her agent)
LOL Yeah I bet they could lay down a track on that lickety split.
I would insist on a beatboxing intro and a kickass guitar solo for my boy. He likes to “melt peoples faces off”
That’s what I’m stressin
get a demo over to them SoulDiggaz! Gabe jamz!
LOL. He sure does Romo. Thanks! I think he is already too much of a talent snob to waste it on a Lady Gorga jingle tho.
Just as well, you wouldn’t wanna get stuck hangin with the Gorgas and her sisters anyway.
Excellent. That’s exactly what her last track was missing.
MP: OMG!! LOL!!! Oh, you are good!! TFC!!! SH
MP – In your honor, I just read that to my kid at bedtime instead of his usual fare. The kid loved it
I think I’m gonna have to illustrate and print it out for the litle bugger.
I am glad your kid liked it. Now dont forget to do the high pitched Fran Dresher-like voices when you read it.
Oh MP, of course I used that voice! Probably why the kiddo liked it so much
Oh and the munchkin is a very young RH fan so I guess that helps too.
oh you are sooo lucky. I cant get mine to watch it with me. Everyone in this house thinks I am off my rocker for liking it.
Excellent!! LMBO!
That’s Brilliant MP!!!:)
Thank you sista and sd. I liked doing it.
MsMP, LMAO, ROFL, LOL, That is so funny…You need to get a serious writing job!!!
Thanks babe. Not sure how good I would do under pressure for deadlines and stuff. Its all fun n games while its still a hobby.
Hey do yall think that one sister looks like Dina from Jersy Shore?
Well she looked like Dina, I just saw a pic. of Dina in a mag, and she had lots of blonde highlights and crazy green contacts. She looked like Barbie on crack.
I just saw on twitter that the person who was administering the marcosistersfan page had a following out with the the stripper and her evil sisters and is spewing, alleging that the marco sisters were telling her to bash Teresa. Does anyone have any insight into this. SH I searched Marco sisters to see if there was anything, I didn’t find anything yet (unless I didn’t search right)