Real Housewives of New Jersey: Blogs: Jax Laurita’s Bravo Blog Is Up!! Everyone’s In!!

                                                                       Season 3, Episode 14                                                                                                                           “BELLY UP AND UP”

Well, FINALLY!!! Jax Laurita’s blog… here.  Jax musta posted this late last night, as SH was trollin’ the Bravo site for her blog, convinced that Jax just said “Screw it” to Andy, ’cause rumor is that she ain’t gonna be back next season.  That ‘rumor’ is yet to be confirmed, but all the signs for Jax NOT returning are there.

For the rest of you judging us relentlessly… Imagine picking a private moment from your life that you wouldn’t be so proud of and letting us share our opinions with you. Everybody has a story. At least we can make a living while sharing ours. LOL! Whatever happens is going to happen on or off camera anyway, so we might as well get to pay some bills out of sharing it with others.   (Well, ain’t that the truth, Jax!!)

Wow! They did such a great job with the captions figuring out what I was saying in-between my hyperventilating. Gee, thanks. Clearly I thought the cameras had gone away after I went into the restroom. What I was trying to tell Chris was that Ashley had told us she was going to California and then would eventually settle down in Texas. She has an amazing family there, but I was heartbroken, because not only did I feel like she was moving away from me while she and I were not doing so well, and I was scared at the idea of her living out there alone, but also because I felt like I was the one who had put in all my love, blood, sweat, and tears into raising Ashley for the past twenty years.


Melissa Gorga’s blog… here.   Missy doesn’t have much to say at all… at all!!!  Another cast member who could have just phoned it in, which she probably did…

“Mending the relationship with our families is a work in progress. I vented to Kathy about the play date that Teresa  and I had, because I didn’t want to vent to my husband and I had to get it off my chest. I told Kathy the whole story including how Teresa reacted to seeing the studio and hearing that I was recording a song. I did everything I could that day to bite my tongue and not say a word to Teresa when she was at my house. Kathy is my friend and I tell her everything. “


Kathy Wakile’s blog... here.  Kathy’s blog coulda been written on a 3 x 5 recipe card.  She doesn’t have that much to say…

Teresa always feels the need to control the entire conversation. If it’s not about her, she’s just not interested and just becomes mean spirited. Her rude comments about my Mediterranean-inspired goddess evening were a blatant display of her lack of sophistication in today’s cosmopolitan world.


Tree Joodice’s blog... here.  

“In this episode, I’m also still upset — yes still, still, still — about Melissa and Kathy joining the show. I’ve made no secret of how it happened and how heartbreaking it was to me. It did not make me happy. I’m sorry, but you will see me not being happy about it for quite awhile longer. I don’t think if Bethenny’s mom just showed up on her show without her knowing, or any of the other Housewives’ relatives who they had a painful history with just showed up on their shows, that they would be upset for an episode and then suddenly be over it.”


Jay Mohr’s blog… here.  

Jay has plenty to say… and this week, it’s all fun-nae!  Really, sometimes parts of his blogs are just so-so… as are SH’s.  However, SH is NOT a professional comedian, so the expectation for Jay to hit the funny nail on the head is there every week… and this week he nailed it!

On Juicy and Tree’s visit to their bankruptcy attorney:

One part of the conversation that I did understand was when Mr. Smarty McCollege pants said, “We came up short $260,000, you still owe that.” Teresa immediately says in her interview, “In reality, we really did win the case.” Say what? Teresa, we all just watched a lawyer crush you and your husband’s nuts under his shoe. Don’t try and trick the viewers into thinking they saw something different from what they just watched.  I freaking LOVE Teresa, but lately she really seems to be unraveling. How can I believe anything she says? The other Housewives may complain that Teresa has lied to them, but Teresa just lied to ME.  The judge said, “You lose,” and Teresa says, “We won.”

Note to Jay:  We at SH do NOT “freaking LOVE Teresa.”  And for good reason. Juicy’s ex-business partner was proven in court that he was NOT a liar.  Perhaps Jay should read Judge Morris Stern’s Opinion Letter (included on SH masthead above…), which the Joodice’s attorney was referring to in the meeting with Tree and Juicy.  After reading the opinion letter, then give your opinion re Tree’s grasp on the truth of the matter!  Tree is a liar… and is trying to tell viewers otherwise every chance she gets.

FYI:  The Joodice’s bankruptcy case is far from over.  Their next date in Bankruptcy Court in front of Judge Morris Stern is December 22, 2o11.  Hope they are both remanded to the nearest institution for crooks/scammers/bad people immediately.

Jay pulls in SH’s favorite of all time… all time… and forever and ever… LUTHER VANDROSS into his blog!  Honestly, Jay… SH have NEVER figured you for a Luther fan!

Toward the end of the episode Ashley is giving her interview wearing a blue shirt with a purple oven mitt on her head. Blue and purple, Ashley? C’mon, girl, not even Luther Vandross could pull those two colors together. The show ends with Chris telling Ashley, “Get your stuff and get out!” That sound you heard tonight outside your window was America applauding.

Caroline Manzo’s blog… here.

Don Caroline’s blog coulda been written on a 3 x 5 notecard!  Don Caroline’s blog is stuffed/inflated with videos…

On Kathy Wakile’s party:

The goddess party was lovely.  Kathy puts her whole heart into her cooking, and her passion is evident in the presentation. The bracelets were a pleasant surprise, and I couldn’t accept mine without apologizing for my closed-minded opinion of Kathy prior to knowing her.  It was based solely on the events that occurred at The Brownstone during the Posche Fashion show, and that was wrong.   P.S. I have the photos of everyone shaking their asses, how much do you think they’re worth?

Note to Don Caroline:  Hey, if you got the photos, let’s see ’em!!!