The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Ashlee Holmes’ Daddy and Caroline Manzo…

                                                            John Holmes with daughter, Ashlee

                                                               See any resemblance between John Holmes and Cousin Eddie???

Ashlee Holmes is coming to her father and stepmother’s defense regarding their arrest for arson… here… by tweeting the following message:

Well, Ashlee may be responding like a good daughter would, but arrests just don’t happen based on a ‘disgruntled employee.’  So, let’s just wait and see what happens in court, where it really counts!

                                                           Isn’t this cute??  Ashlee got herself a tattoo… and she tweeted that if she gets tired of it she’ll just get it lasered off. Pure dumbassery…

Ashlee also tweeted that she actually has to purchase items, like, uh, for her apartment… never really had an opinion of Ms. Holmes, but have to say that I’m finding her a complete dumbass.

Jax then tweeted this syrupy, sweet video to Ashlee… here.

Caroline Manzo was on the Gayle King Show recently and explained the talk she had with Albie when he was asked not to pursue law school… now we all know the signs to watch for when Albie cries:

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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40 Responses to The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Ashlee Holmes’ Daddy and Caroline Manzo…

  1. AngryOldMan says:

    In recent years, I started to wonder the value of a college education for many who seem to use those years just to have a good time. After watching Ashley, Chris Manzo and some of the other kids on these shows, it’s become apparent that even if young adults don’t get rigorous educations, at least they learn how to live on their own.

    Really Ashley? Never thought you’d have provide kitchen utensils? I bet she spent the first week in her new unfurnished apartment wondering where the TV was. “Pure dumbassery” is right!

    • Made Piley says:

      I would be livid if my 19 year old got a tattoo on her hand like that!!! Notice she also has one on the web of her fingers too. First thing I always think about with stuff like that is job interviews!! My daughter does have her nose pierced. Its a very tiny, dainty, tasteful(cant believe i am saying that) diamond on the side of her nose. But she can and MUST remove it for work. Now when she first got it my friends were a little perplexed as to why I was not jumping out of my skin over it. Simply put its not as permanent as a tattoo and I have painfully learned that when parenting teenagers you must pick your battles for them to really count. i would much prefer her putting holes in her body as opposed to putting holes in her life with drugs n alcohol. I have been blessed beyond belief to have a daughter as good as I have. She is a real gem so its ok that she puts gems in her face… as long as she can take them out when she has to.

      • MJ says:

        I feel the same way about piercings and parenting Made Piley. I let my daughter get her eyebrow pierced when she was pretty young (15). My parents made such a fuss about it, but I knew it wasn’t going to last that long. Sure enough before she turned 16 she got tired of it and took the ring out permanently.

      • kac says:

        I think it’s touching she got her Dad’s head tattooed on her hand. A little weird, but touching nonetheless.

  2. MannysGrammy says:

    I <3 & enjoy your site too! Lots of great info & funnies..plus all the gals & guys comments :*))

  3. RomoSheDiNT says:

    Somebody needs to knock some sense into her! What’s that I hear? Oh, just a line forming around the block… That was fast.

  4. scooter says:

    Let’s see how this latest scandle plays out in the Manzo family albumn…firebugs…gangsters..paid escorts…anything else to add?

  5. Tara says:

    There aren’t any court records which is strange. There are their bond records. Here is the Parker County Court site. http://www.parkercountytx.com/

    • Tara: In TX, after the arrest, the felony charge gets referred to a Grand Jury and the Grand Jury will hand down an indictment; therefore, nothing yet on the Court site. Am including here the more detailed explanation which “whodothesepeoplelooklike” took the time to provide on another post re John Madison “Matt” Holmes:

      “I searched for texas criminal procedure and it does look like a grand jury has to actually indict them. If that hasn’t happened yet, then she is correct. It’s curious to me that Asslee and “a friend” both blame this on a “disgruntled employee”–which, of course, doesn’t make it wrong.

      First, there was a fire, no question. Second, he admitted he was there fifteen minutes before the fire was called in, no question. Third, authorities knew it was arson from the lack of other explanations–and I gurantee you, they know it was kerosene and gasoline in three different locations because arson investigation is just too damned advanced to get away with it. Fourth, the property was being “re-done” so likely had no furniture or any of the stuff that would make someone catatonic over losing; “Friend” confirms they were not living in the property.

      Lots of torching goes on during remodeling because it looks easy to blame on the construction process and because people run out of money too early.

      Finally, even if they beat this, you can bet the insurance company will take a long hard look at a civil action to get their money back–although I have to wonder why they paid up in the first place.”

      TFC!!! And, a huge ‘thanks’ to “who!” SH

      • Tara says:

        Thank you for info. They also own a another piece of property which is not in parker county. A house built in 2005. The address is on the bail records.

        • whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

          Tara: I google-earthed that address–wow what a property! But G-E indicates its owned by a landscaping business corporation and the property certainly has a large enough out-building to house lots of equipment–and even more potential sources for gasoline and kerosene than your run-of-the-mill construction site!!

          • Tara says:

            Yes it is. And values in the 400 k. Plus they got around that amount in insurance for the other so had to be a decent size home in tx for that $. Also the current tax records show them as the owner. The property was purchased originally by a gc or landscaper and then the name on the tax records were changed to theirs. For some reason I can’t open the site on my phone today. But it is Tarrant County. You can Google property records. Its something like tad.org.

            • Tara: Oh, you guys (you and “who”) are so good!!!! Keep up the great investigating!! TFC!!! SH

              • Tara says:

                Thank u!! On bedrest don’t have much to do lol !! Parker county has property records but not as good as the other houses county. I’m sure that disgruntled employees is aka the creditable witness !!

                • Tara says:

                  Also this was the listing for the house.

                  http://m.trulia.com/property/3014708280-1450-Veal-Station-Rd-Weatherford-TX-76085

                  From what I can find thru parker county is there was a deed recorded in his name in Jan of this year. It appears by the listing and the price and condition it must have been forclosure/ maybe short sale and the deed went from wells Fargo to john Madison. There are 2 other deeds in and very close time frame going from john to two other names.

                  • whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

                    Tara: Nice find!! How in the world did they go from this $79,000 POS to a $400K+ insurance claim??
                    I wonder if those “two other names” are the disgruntled persons??? Remember, it was Juicy’s ex-business partner who started that house of cards to tumble.

          • curious says:

            They owned Sunburst Landscape and have since changed the name to Madison’s Landscape.

  6. BitterKitten says:

    Never really thought of her one way or another until recently, too. Yep, she is a pure dumbass. And, sorry, but IMO people who get tattoos are gross and idiots… or maybe gross idiots. If asked, the majority of them would like to get them removed, but can’t because it’s too expensive… it’s also a painful procedure. Why TV shows are on like “LA Ink” is beyond me… all those people on those shows look like skanks and they look even skankier after they get their tattoos. I just saw what had to be a guy who was at least 65 yrs-old in the checkout line at the supermarket and he had his one ear pierced with a diamond stud in it. I was thinkin’… Do you have ANY idea how stupid you look with that pierced ear??? It was probably one of his grandkids that thought it would be a great idea for grandpa to get his ear pierced and grandpa went along with it… dumbassery.

    And, totally agree that Ashlee’s Daddy looks like Cousin Eddie!! LOL!!!

  7. kaygrace says:

    If people would stop giving ASHLEY (i refuse to use her silly trendy new spelling) so much attention maybe she will GO AWAY. She is an attention whore and as long as its some form of attention, she’s loving it. Same with Danielle Staub. They just do things to stay relevant. Her mom & Chris should start ignoring her whining and so should we! She’s an idiot & fantastic to make fun of, but that’s also probably why she’s still doing ignorant and selfish things.

  8. RomoSheDiNT says:

    My take on tatts: I have zero. I was a total party girl too. All my friends have them either on their ankle, a tramp stamp, inside of their wrist, lower hip area… I never did it. They all regret them too… All I could think of were two things, flash ffwd 50 yrs when I’m a grandma… that’s just not grandma-y and also, I’m with BK, but I’ll say it like this, tatts are not my style. To each their own. I’ve heard the whole “artistic expression” side of tattoos and I have seen some cool ones, but no girl looks classy with a tatt. Especially while bending over, might as well be a bull’s-eye. Now on guys, that’s a whole different story. Many can play it off. As long as they don’t go crazy with something dumb. Or put it in a stupid spot like their face or neck, it really doesn’t bother me. To clarify on the guys, a few, normal sized ones is ok. :-) I think those sleeves a la David Beckham is cool, but you have to be a hot athlete to play that off bc how the heck else will you get a hot girl to like you or get a job all painted up like that? ;-)

    • Mythunker says:

      I don’t regret any of my “party girl” tattoos. They’re hidden and are very personal to me. I also don’t mind having them when I’m old and grey.
      Other than the drunken young tramp stamps and the like, I think full sleeves and stuff is more of a counter culture or primitive thing. There are some people in my life that I adore them on. It is wearable art… Which could be done poorly for a novice. If done properly, I think they can be meaningful and quite beautiful.

    • Sayitandmeanit says:

      I just have one comment in regards to all the tattoo haters…especially Bitter Kitten….I have a small butterfly tattoo on my shoulder blade, a place where I can show it or hide it and smaller than a quarter. I got it when I was 18 (now 32). I don’t regret it. I got it for the meaning of dreaming, believing etc. I will also get a tattoo on my inner wrist in a tastefully stylish font “Novemeber 20th” as both my kids were born on that day 2 years apart. I am not gross, nor an idiot. I am a professional, college grad, career woman, stay at home mom, seamstress, student….I could go on. To categorize people who have tattoos as gross, idiots, gross idiots, or stupid is so very judgemental of you. I’m sure we could make judgements about you based on the clothes you wear, what you werebuying in the grocery store when you were thinking how stupid the earring was. Please, voice your opinions by all means, but don’t be so “prude”, “righteous” and “better” than everyone else. On another note….I LOVE LOVE LOVE RHONJ!! this site is great!!!

  9. Door is that way ---> says:

    Hey SH, that link don’t work that Jac posted. What was it?

  10. Nancy S.. says:

    So what if she got a tattoo! it is her own damn business. She is 20yrs old. Now for Teresa, I cant describe my joy. People finally see what a fake, ugly, jealous Ape she truly is Yaaaay… RHONJ has become my fav. show season…. I think she is crazy and needs professional help. The table flipping, the reunion when she attacked Danielle , That was the ugliest, classless way for a woman to act.Yuck.. I also cant stand her disconnect to whats real. I find it hard to imagine someone is that slow or stupid. I am so glad the cast, and fans are finally seeing her for what she truly is, JEALOUS,SELFISH, BEATCH! If it was me, I would want my Bro to be on the show to SHARE A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE LIKE THIS. If Tree DID NOT WANT HER FAMILY’S PROBLEMS AIRED OUT like this, then she should of tried harder, or at least faked it! Sorry if my comment has any mistakes, xoxox love this blog and reading everyone opinions

  11. Nancy S.. says:

    I know this is off topic, but does anyone know if it is true that Caroline and Dina do not talk anymore and why? What happened between Teresa, Caroline,and Jacqueline. Read rumors, that they are feuding, Am I a bad person to be loving that right now! Tree needs a reality check. Even her Guidice sister in law Sheila is team Melissa. I think Tree lives in her own fake bubble and she doesn’t realize how she is dropping to the bottom, Soon flat on her face!

    • RomoSheDiNT says:

      Dina and Caroline have not been speaking for months. I wish I knew why! Any volunteers to tweet Ashley to ask her? ;-) Tree mentioned she once didn’t get along with Duma’s wife either. Then said, “Guess who made it all peaches and cream, me.” Riiiiight, I’m sure good ol Duma just wants to hang out with his Juicy boy so badly that he told wifey to grin and bear it around terrible Tree. Alls the hangin out I saw the ladies do was when they greeted each other. Real peaches n cream Tree.

  12. Connie says:

    Tatoos? Not for me. I always remembered a Saturday Night Live skit. Just google…Saturday Night Live Tatoo removal. Very funny…You might think twice!

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