Real Housewives of New Jersey: Bravotv.com Blogs… Kathy Wakile… Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga’s Are Up! Jax Laurita!…Jay Mohr and Caroline Manzo’s Are Up!

                                                                     Season 3, Episode 13                                                                                                                         “Child’s Play No More

Kathy Wakile’s Bravotv.com blog… here.   B-O-R-I-N-G!

“Having a solid foundation in life is one of the most important things we can have as we are growing up. I was fortunate enough to have both of mine. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate my hard-working, loving, and supportive parents.” 

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                                                                                       Amy Fisher…. oops!  It’s Melissa Gorga!

Melissa Gorga’s Bravotv.com blog… here.   WOW!  This chick is delusional…

“Hi everyone! Wow, what an amazing week! I released On Display! So happy with the response so far. I love that you all are singing in your cars, running on your treadmills, singing around the house, and listening to my song!  (Uh, who told her that???  Her sisters?  ‘Cause no one’s even buyin’ her song, let alone groovin’ to it!)  Wow! Dreams do come true! I’m beside myself about the whole thing! To have Ryan Seacrest do the world premiere was just more than I could have ever asked for. I love it! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

“I wrote this song as a way to empower people. It’s not about me being a “celebrity.” It’s about being on display when you enter a new family, when you try something different, when you start a new job. You are on display and people are looking at you, waiting for you to fall, but you aren’t going to let them see you sweat. This track is meant to make you feel confident and make you want to dance!   (Well, Missy… if that’s what it’s supposed to do, then it’s a huge F-A-I-L.)

“The studio is so different! Thank God I had great, patient producers to help me through the first time step-by-step. Now I’m a pro! LOL! I have four solid songs completed and can’t wait for you to hear the rest!   (Oh Lord, there’s more…)

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                                                                                    Yeah, so Missy put out a song… so what!  I’m puttin’ out a makeup line… just goes to prove that you don’t have to know nothin’ about what you’re selling to the morons that lap this HWs stuff up.

Tree Joodice’s Bravotv.com blog… here.   Tree musta gotten word from Bravo to cool it and not write her honest, true and long… real thoughts about the episode.  Tree also mentioned on her facebook page that she was not live tweeting during the episode… another memo she got from Andy???   Tree’s blog is short… she coulda written it on a napkin.  But, Tree is showing her “ain’t I nice” side…  she did congratulate Missy on her song…

“It was cool to see the finished studio in Joey and Melissa’s basement. My brother is amazing to do that for Melissa. While I wish she’d gone about getting a singing career a different way, and you are watching this all as I was just learning about it, that was eight months ago. Today, I do really wish both of them the best. Congratulations on your song!”

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                        Oh, come on!  You mean I gotta write another one a those blogs!!!????  

Hard to believe… but Jax Laurita’s Bravotv.com blog is… here.   (Andy musta gotten on her to come up with something to say, ’cause she did not post her Bravotv.com blog last week!)   Hmmmm…. it sound like Jax is talking more about LAST WEEK’S episode, rather than LAST NIGHT’S episode…

“I love how Teresa told the girls on the way over that if they didn’t behave she was going to send each of them away, and then you hear a little voice ask, “In different places?” LOL! Wishful thinking I guess. Ha ha ha! Too cute! That was a clever comeback. They all had adorable stylish outfits on for that play date, even if they were unhappy with Teresa’s choices! In the end, mom wins. Mother knows best. The cousins get so excited and look so happy when they get together.”

Note to Jax:  You owe us this week’s Bravotv blog…  Don’t think no one noticed!!

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Jay Mohr’s Bravotv.com blog… here.  

On Tree and the photo shoot… the “Star 80” reference, nice Jay!!!:

“Anyway — As the family sits around the table, the kids are super restless and Joe Giudice looks like he’s about to take a bite out of the kitchen counter. I haven’t seen a photo shoot this uncomfortable since STAR 80. At one point things get so out of hand the baby’s headband falls off. It’s a mad house. Babies need headbands to keep the sweat out of their eyes when they’re eating meatballs. I never eat meatballs without my headband. In her interview, Teresa explains her popularity to us. She says that people can relate to her because, “People can, like, relate to me because I am really real.” Really. When the photo shoot is over, the photographer (they tried to get Jurgen Teller but he wasn’t available) says, “Thank you, Gia, I know that was challenging for you.”

On Ashley:

“Ashley tells Jacqueline that she wants to move to California. At this point I’m surprised Jacqueline didn’t pull a Greyhound bus ticket out of one of the kitchen drawers. Ashley asks her mom, “What part of me isn’t being realistic?” Oh, Ashley. I said I wasn’t going to make fun of you anymore, but you keep taking it up a notch. Ashley tells the camera in her interview, “In California I can just focus on me.” Yes, that’s right, Ashley. You need to get away from this toxic environment. You don’t deserve to get two free cars and to live rent-free and to have free clothes and to not pay any bills. No one can treat you that way. You need to call Amnesty International or Bono to see if they can bust you out of your third world mansion.”

                                                                                      I’d just like to scream when Lauren talks about her weight!!!  All she gotta do is the lap band…

Caroline Manzo’s Bravot.com blog… here

“Watching Melissa tear up when her sisters mentioned their dad made me realize that this was not only Melissa’s dream, it was her father’s too. I can’t imagine the emotions she was feeling as Ryan Seacrest debuted her song on national radio. Bittersweet to say the very least. Congratulations, Melissa, you realized a dream and something tells me your dad is proudly smiling down on his little girl.”