Real Housewives of New York: KKKelly Bensimon… Someone Needs to Check Her, Boo!

                                                                      Just cannot help it!  Her feet are HUGE!!!

Kelly popped into the VH1 offices a month ago and was interviewed by Jon Mallow…

                                                                                     Oh, and Steven Tyler is sooooo cool!!!  Just love him!!!

KKKelly informs Mr. Mallow that she is preparing a cookbook for publication… even though she explains to him in some ‘weird’ roundabout way that she does not cook… Kelly only cooks pancakes and cookies (items that someone with the palate of a 12-year-old would choose to cook)!!!  Well, if Tree can ripoff people sellin’ a cookbook even though she has said numerous times that she ‘is not a cook’, Kelly probably thinks she can, too.  Or… maybe KKKelly is trying to get back at Sonja for ‘flashing’ Kelly (which Sonja didn’t…) when Kelly visited Sonja during the photo shoot for Sonja’s soon-to-be-published toaster oven cookbook.

Kelly’s ‘jewelry’ is a ripoff of the original “Stoopidest Housewife” Lynne Curtin’s cuffs (above)!  More of Lynne Curtin’s jewelry… here.

Kelly also reveals in this interview that she is making more ‘jewelry’…

                                                                                      Someone needs to step in and make a call re Kelly…  Gilles?  Andy???  Anyone????

The ‘weird’, really ‘weird’… ‘not normal’…. ‘close your eyes, open your eyes’… ‘close your eyes again’…. ‘OK, open them’ moment in this interview comes when KKKelly informs Mr. Mallow that she, KKKelly, was and IS the “Voice of Reason” on the Real Housewives of New York…

Seriously, this “woman” needs help…

 

(thanks to reader cc/mc!!)

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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21 Responses to Real Housewives of New York: KKKelly Bensimon… Someone Needs to Check Her, Boo!

  1. KKKelly talks like an idiot. Is she on the same show we are all watching?

  2. Dani says:

    Ok, did I hear her correctly saying the 60′s and hippies don’t go together? And again with the voice of reason. Kelly, no two things could be farther apart. Yikes.

  3. She talks like a tween tryingto be cool…Smokin’ and Amazing? She loves that word. Yea, I saw her trying to cook pancakes.

  4. RomoSheDiNT says:

    Maybe Beavis, er… I mean Bradley can do something about this. The Kook is getting quite out of hand. Bradley and GummyBear prolly have their own secret language. Bradley is the only one that can get thru all the syrup, candy and beer soaked residue film around her brain. Can intern Becky interview Bradley, get on the inside track as to what’s it’s like to be a bestie to the Stoopidest HW? :-D She won’t be hard to find. Follow that golden voice! Becky might even be able to get her hair treated with vodka while she’s there… ;-)

    • Romo: Just LMAO!!! Seriously… just LMAO!!! Becky is truly a wonderful girl… and if I asked her to get her hair done at Bradley’s salon to get the scoop on KKKelly, she’d do it in a second, ’cause I’m thinkin’ that her hairdresser ‘friend’ was doin’ an experiment on her during her last mission to get the BLK water. Becky would definitely go, as long as she could buy something at Bergdorf’s while she’s in NYC. Why do you think she tries so hard to get those poll results into Andy’s hands??? TFC!!! SH

      • RomoSheDiNT says:

        Yes! Becky can just so happen to conduct this oh so important interview in the Hamptons at a party where Ms Andy just happens to be. And of course she’s totally paying attention to the answers… ;-) Then she gets distracted and oops, somehow the poll results end up in Ms Andy’s pocket. He won’t notice, he’ll be all loopy from the Rose’. (or sumthin like that)

  5. kac says:

    She’s up here (because of the medication) and we’re down here (because of the lack of pill induced high).

    Dani: Ha!!!! Everybody knows the hippies were born of The Great Depression.

  6. Lynn Curtin’s cuff with the blue stone cost $4,785.00? Is she for real?

  7. Seriously, I can’t with this long tooth,massive duck feet broad….Here’s one word that describes you…
    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare

  8. whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

    OK I’m going out on a limb here and defend Kelly, probably because, as some of you know,KKKelly and I grew up in the same town and, I recently learned, went to the same school. So I drank from the same water fountains and am petrified that may be the source of her.. ahem…oddness. So there actually were a couple of scenes where she did try to calm people down. Maybe there were more that were cut…. OK, I’m not buying it either—she’s just bat-shit crazy. I can only hope it’s not the water.

  9. Laurie says:

    I actually thought Kelly was doing better this year…I mean i just assumed Bravos insurance kicked in and she was on medication. At least this year she isnt running away hiding and not defending herself. Maybe she is still crazy but arent they all? Am curious how many housewives are now on medication? Well except for Ramona she is in a constant state of self medication. Pinot right?

  10. BitterKitten says:

    Ms SH: Her feet ARE huge!!! It looks like they have some kind of extensions on them… weird, just weird… not normal at all.

  11. mythunker says:

    Oh lawdy… I finally had a chance to see her vid… I hurled a bit in my mouth. Granted I’m getting over food poisoning, but that just sent me back over the edge…
    I’m not funny today, but I also had to add… Was this chick born in a cave? Hippies were synonymous with flowers and feathers in their hair! I’m pretty sure they appreciated the fringe as well. Especially on their leather bags. What the what was she doing working at Elle magazine? And how dare she even bring up Coachella! She has enough money, buy a clue lady!
    On the other hand, maybe I misunderstood her… She does speak in riddles.

    • RomoSheDiNT says:

      Oh no, no, no don’t even try and figure out the one who is the Stoopidest HW. We don’t want you to have a relapse! Anyway, she only got the Elle job due to a hook up from Señor Gilles ;-)

      • mythunker says:

        I know, Romo! i really don’t know exactly why she bugs the living be-jeebers outta me, but she does. I really need to not let her get to me. Thanks for the encouragement in that direction!
        Giles probably hooked her up with that job to get her outta his hair.

  12. duffy says:

    I love making pancakes & cookies…so you cook…no I dont cook….I would not have you over for a dinner party…,I just cook for me and my kids…but people love what I cook….All I can say is “the wheels on the bus go round and round.,..round and round” that is the song that was playing in my head as I was watching the video. I feel a little drunk & I have not had any pinot yet.

  13. light says:

    she’s not mean? she protects people? she’s not a bully, right, remember Bethenny or Alex? hate her she needs to be put away, I really did think last season was her last but sadly it wasn’t I don’t understand why she is even on the show. To think she is important by putting others down and BULLYING oh wait that’s everyone else she doesn’t do that, do me a favor and youtube her she has “cooking shows” were she says literally allot, again.

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