Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga’s CD Dropped… Lady Gorga

                                                                                    Finally!!!  The wait to see if JoGo’s big-bucks home recording studio will pay off is over!!!

Note to readers:  Please read this as if yesterday is today… or as today was yesterday. Something like that, as this post was interrupted from being published yesterday by my intern, Becky.  As promised, SH will be reviewing BLK water today… and that is why this post re “Lady Gorga” was delayed.   The “Becky” problem will be revealed in the BLK water review coming later today on SH…  Thank you for your patience.


Well, today was the day… the big day for Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Melissa Gorga.  The whole reason that she Joe Gorga decided to even appear on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, which was to showcase Missy’s fabulous voice, which had been kept from the universe because she got married, had three kids and had to stay home.  Damn!  If it wasn’t for that, Missy would be a huge recording star long ago.  Bigger than Mariah.  Bigger than Britney.  Bigger… well, just name ’em and she’d be bigger than them.

So, here is Missy’s vocal debut:

 

                                                                                      I’m really just a very, very private person who has been forced to be put on display when I agreed, after beggin’ Andy, to be cast on the Real Housewives of New Jersey to get my singing career goin’… but I’m really very, very shy…

How interesting that Missy describes herself in this video taken at the Brownstone for the season premiere of the Real Housewives of New Jersey as a “Very, very private person.”

Some other lil gems from this video:

Jax says that it’s all about “family” this season; Chris Laurita “stays out of the drama”; BlondeAshley says that she was cast as the “rebellious teenager”; Don Caroline says that “New Jersey does it BIG”… of course, Don Caroline… we all know that you “laugh big, love big, fight big and makeup big”… OK, we get it.  Don Caroline also says that she wishes that she could fit every single one of the RHONJ fans that wanted to attend this premiere party into the Brownstone. Well, duh… of course you would, Don Caroline… at $60 a head!   One more thing… Kathy needs to fire her “stylist.”

 

Lyrics to Missy’s “On Display”… the lyrics as pertaining to Missy make absolutely no sense… but whatever!

Verse 1:
I can feel the weight of the world pushing down on me
I can feel every one’s eyes watching me
I can feel the heat of the spotlight shine on me
And I can feel the pressure on my body
Got me feeling all these feelings and it’s driving me insane
Paparazzi watching me do my thing

Chorus:
Cause I’m on display, on display, on display
Each and every day, every day, every day
Everybody’s waiting on me to fall
Everybody’s waiting on me to crawl but they can keep on
(Waiting on me, Waiting on me, Waiting on me to fall) 4X

Verse 2:
I know you’re gonna try to bring me, bring me down
But I’m a fighter, I’m a tiger I can figure it out
Slander my name in all the papers that’s what you wanna do
But you keep watching I’ll keep glowing that’s what I’ll do for you
Got me feeling all these feelings and it’s driving me insane
Paparazzi watching me do my thing

Chorus:
Cause I’m on display, on display, on display
Each and every day, every day, every day
Everybody’s waiting on me to fall
Everybody’s waiting on me to crawl but they can keep on
(Waiting on me, Waiting on me, Waiting on me to fall) 4X

Bridge:
Everybody wanna see me fall
Everybody wanna bring me down
Everybody wanna steal my crown
But it’s not going down
Some people don’t like my style
But I don’t give a what
Everybody got something to say
Go ‘head and post it up
On the blog sites, put it up, on the headlines
It don’t matter what you say I’m still gonna shine.

Chorus:
Cause I’m on display, on display, on display
Each and every day, every day, every day
Everybody’s waiting on me to fall
Everybody’s waiting on me to crawl but they can keep on
(Waiting on me, Waiting on me, Waiting on me to fall) 4X