Stoopid Housewives Stuff: 7-31-11… Tree’s Booksigning and RHONY on Twitter

                                                                      I’m nice.  Right, Joe?  Ain’t I nice, Joe?  OK, the camera crew left… we can stop wit da “nice” crap.

A full first-person account of enduring a Tree Joodice book signing… here.  The writer tells of all kinda wonderment involved at the book signing… free cupcakes in a box and photos taken.  The writer does not, however, mention the reason for the freebies and Tree being so nice and accommodating to the people waiting for hours to see her and add to her financial recovery.  What might that be, you ask???  Tree’s book signing is being filmed for next season’s Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Had the cameras NOT been there, Tree woulda been outta there promptly at 9 pm… screw those stoopid people waitin’ for hours to see her!  That’s the real Tree…

 The Real Housewives of New York:  Sonja Morgan, (soon to be ex HW), Ramona Singer, (another soon to be ex HW) and Kelly Bensimon.  The two ex-Housewives of New York… thank you, Andy!

Great “analysis” of the Real Housewives of New York on Twitter… here.   About Bethenny:  

“For a woman who built her career on copying other people, I think it’s hysterical that she says imitation is not flattering.  There is nothing original about Bethenny or her brand.  The fact that she is a “chef” who asks her Twitter followers for recipes, is proof that she is indeed brilliant, but not at all original.

Sidebar:  I have tasted both the Skinnygirl margarita and the new one from Jose Cuervo, and the truth is they both taste like crap.  If you drink enough of them they start to taste good, but that’s true of anything after a couple of drinks.  If you are going to enjoy a drink, just enjoy it and stay away from these glasses of yuck.”