Stoopid Housewives Stuff: 7-30-11… JZ’s beauty secrets; Andy’s New Drink; Jillz A Big Bully

                                                                                      Jillz REAL beauty secret… getting battery acid pumped into her brain once a week.

Jillz gives all her beauty tips… here.  How do she stay so lovely all da time???  Why, it’s all because of her skweez couture that she peddles to the public wears.

While on the subject of Jillz… as everyone probably knows by now, Jillz was voted the “biggest bully” on Thursday’s WWHL.  Hmmm…. haven’t heard a word from the usually bigmouth outspoken Jillz about this…

                                  The Question                                      …. and The Results

How cute!  Adrienne Maloof invented a new drink to serve at her recently-taken-over-by-investors Palms Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.  It’s a mazeltini… as an homage to Adreinne’s favorite boss at Bravo, Andy Cohen… here.

(thanks to reader “jozy” for the JZ link)

And… just because it’s ridiculously funny…