Stoopid Housewives Stuff: 7-15-11… AM Edition

Stoop Housewives

Shana/TraylorTrash and husband Russell are over… here.  Russell’s already moved outta their house…

Paul Wharton from Real Housewives of DC is recording a single… here.  He also says that he’s the one who introduced all the DC Housewives to the producer.  Gee, maybe that’s why the shows been cancelled! 

OMG!  Read KKKelly’s tweet from yesterday.  Does anyone see anything ironic about it?? Kelly is promoting Chris Brown, who beat the crap outta his girlfriend, Rihanna; and Kelly beat the crap outta her boyfriend, Nick…

This is just another example of why KooKooKelly Bensimon was inducted into the very exclusive “Stoopid Housewives” club and why KKKelly is the “Stoopidest Housewife of 2011.”

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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38 Responses to Stoopid Housewives Stuff: 7-15-11… AM Edition

  1. I bet Traylor has another man, now that she’s moved to Beverly Hills, swimmin’ pools, movie stars.

  2. Well, I think it’s time for MS.SH to do a song.

  3. sd says:

    I still belive she is the one form the blind post that was doing one of the crew for pills

  4. scooter says:

    Last night Alex described Luann to a tee. First time Alex has made a statement that was right on target. I love Natlie Coles singing, I can’t beleive she’s going to sing with the countess. And Ramona PREGNANT???? Oh Lord save us…..

    • What a fake story line. Ramona is 54 years old! Your just starting to go through the change, Dahling. Face Facts!

    • Made Piley says:

      Silex is a boob. boff of em. First Alex says she wont endorse “the message” and then she makes her very classless C. U. Next Tuesday comment… followed by her fruity husband making yet another lame RUNT reference regarding the Countess!! Weird people. and what the jack is up with Simone telling his son “dont touch what you cant afford” in regards to his own mother?!?!? Seriously off the weird meter scale.
      These people must sit up all night trying to think of clever catch phrases and then they are so socially award and pitifully eager that they blurt them out at ridiculously absurd times. So obvious that these two were total geeks in school. no wonder Alex hates when girls are “in high school” *insert Alex’s dork laff here*

      • Made Piley says:

        And its weird that Simon also has a gay brother. Typically there is only one gay in the family. What are the odds?

      • whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

        MP: You mean like “Is your ass jealous of the chit that comes out of your mouth” How long do you think Tamara had that one stored up????

        • Ryan taught it to her. He learned it in jail, the 4th or 5th time he was there. I wonder if the girlfriend who put the restraining order against him, put those pics out there.

        • Made Piley says:

          exactly Who. But that one was well placed, in that it promoted Wretched to just stare blankly and respond with a slack-jawed “yeah” Classic. Speaking of which, did yall see Chelsey Lately when she highlighted that clip?

      • mythunker says:

        Huh, MP… I kinda took what Alex was saying very differently. I assumed she basically was boycotting the hypocrisy of LuAnn’s “message”. The song is supposed to be about everything L says she is all about, yet demonstrates (especially to Alex) that her standards are quite the opposite.
        I also think Alex takes the class thing waaaaay too seriously.

        • Made Piley says:

          right she was attempting to make that point however, she blew her whole argument outa the water when she said ” I would rather say C. U. Next Tuesday.” classless squared when Simone piped in with something to the effect of taking the O out of countess. What manner of trash uses that word? Aussie trash meat Kansas crass. And lets not forget these two bumbling idiots met on the internet. craigslist no doubt.

    • Made Piley says:

      It’s so funny to me that Ramoner supposedly turned down an offer of some PeeNO GreasyO because she thought she was preggers. I mean really now, if she managed to get one of her hard boiled eggs fertilized then it really wouldn’t matter if she drank during the pregnancy or not since any embryo created in her cob-webby womb would probably already be fermented all to be damned from the multitude of decades that it stewed in PeeNo juice,

  5. scooter says:

    ClickClick, I think they know the END is near….and ps Brooklyn is a great place to live, I was born and raised there!!!

  6. aRubino2 says:

    You’ve got to be kidding me. Ramona pregnant? They’re really diggin deep this season. This is why the premier was postponed. The producers had to go back and stage a few more ridiculous story lines to throw in last minute in an attempt to keep viewers from falling asleep. I understand they were pressed for time, but come on…this is the best they could come up with??? I hope they don’t show her on the toilet peeing on a stick like they did w/ Bethenny.

  7. Meowalert says:

    Missed the show so read some blogs, big mistake. Can’t decide if Alexa is a hypocrite, a liar or just a total phony. She abhors the word, “class”—won’t even spell it without censoring, yet…….she loves the word, “right”–as in: “I really hope the RIGHT press and the RIGHT people attend”-her re-done(ha) retail project. While schmoozing with Nigel she should ask him what Tyra would think of her long-awaited return to modeling. I’d pay to hear Tyra’s critique of Alex’s book. Keep reminding us how Brooklyn is the new Soho, good luck with that. As we post, Simone is home brainstorming a man-version of fishnets and garters for his next soiree. They can attach themselves to as many bohemian fundraisers as they like and suck up to the power-gays but, in my opinion they’re two contrived Transplants desperate for validation of their New York dream.

  8. irene l. thomas says:

    They all are ridiculous. Does Luanne really think she sounds good and the video is gonna be a hit? I’ve never seen the first one. How about he hip hop dancing? Disgusting!

    • hotmess! says:

      Luanne must think she sounds good—delusional! I actually thought the hip hop class with Romona, Avery, Sonja, Alex was funny! I’d rather be in that than the video too..and have to listen to Jill’s darn mouth bossing and complaining- that was annoying

      • RomoSheDiNT says:

        Ugh, tell me about it. And WTH was with Lu’s hair and clothes for that video? Nothing about THAT was hot. Total low budget. And she wanted a jet… LMAO! No wonder Kelly bailed.

    • hotmess! says:

      I actually loved watching the hip hop class with alex sonja romona avery! LMAO Thought it was sooo funny… Much better than having to listen to jill’s loud mouth and being a part of that stoopid video!!!

  9. sd says:

    o.k where to start. MP I am glad you pointed out the see you next tuesday thing that made my blood boil those two are the most eletist jerks on the show, they have convinced themselves they are the queen and queen of Brooklyn and should never ever call anyone one else wannabes. They word that Alex should never want mentioned shouldn’t be C.L.A.S.S it should be B.E.A.R.D.
    I’ve got alot more folks but I just ran out of time check you all later.

    • Made Piley says:

      Its perplexing that Alex would make reference to a word that sounds like runt while trying desperately to convince us she comes from class. whatever. And what was up with her not even being able to type the word God in her blog when she was quoting Gone With The Wind? She gots a problem with God? She gots a problem with class so sounds about right. I cant stand her at all I think she is the stoopidityest person ever. Looks like even lil Hanz(or franx?) has her and simone’s number though. Loved his little dig.There may be hope for him yet.

  10. rebecca says:

    russie has a connection at OK mag. could be one of their schemes for publicity.

  11. rebecca says:

    whole things weird. if he doesnt want any attention why is he giving interviews to gossip magazines?

  12. Chris says:

    Well, Taylor Ford Armstrong Hughes…whatever had her husband on that show & you could tell he HATED it! She has everything she needs now–big home, $$$$$$ and probably a man in her life to replace her ex.
    I think she’s despicable in the way she treated Kim on that show-I dread watching her again, but I really enjoy that show and the other ladies in it. I really had hoped she wouldn’t be returning. She really rubs me the wrong way!!!!

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