Stoopid Housewives Stuff… 7-13-11 Early PM Edition

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                                          Joe and Teresa Giudice in Florida at a cosmetics industry trade show.  …Hope youz all buyz my junky lip gloss and nail polisheszes.  

                                                                                                              While her parents are launching the cosmetics line, Gia Giudice is staying with her grandparents, the Gorga’s, in Naples, FL.  So, where’s the other three ‘bee-you-tee-ful’ daughters Joodice???  Ya think that Tree conveniently made up with her sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga, because she knew she would need some babysitting done when she and Juicy took off to FL?  Nah!

Oh Good Lord!  (Sign of the cross, thank you, Jesus, blow kisses, use the rosary as a jump rope…)  This is just too much.  Little Miss “I Don’t Know Nuthin’ About Nuthin’ or Nobody” is in Florida promoting her cosmetics line… here.   Tree Joodice’s line will be called “TG by Teresa Giudice.”   Wonder how much she paid a consultant to come up with that very creative name for a cosmetics line?

                                                                                            Let’s take another look at this photo of Tree’s parents.  For all the crying and moaning that Teresa Giudice is doing about how ill her father is and what a terrible toll the Real Housewives of New Jersey is taking on him since Joe and Melissa Gorga jumped on board, he looks pretty damn healthy in this photo taken from Tree’s own website just days ago… another one of Tree’s uh, “less than truthful” statements.  Watch out, Tree… yer pants are on fire!!!

                                                                                                  Real Housewives of New York… Alex McCord and husband, Simon van Kempen.  When can I clean the kitchen, Alex??? You always get to do it!!!

Silex (for the uninformed, that’s Simon van Kempen and Alex McCord) speaks with the same site that helped them with their backyard makeover.  This time, they give tips for keeping your home spaces clean and tidy… here.   Sorry, but this is very uncomfortable watching a grown adult man chatting with a woman about how to keep on top of things to assure that your home keeps tidy.  

Note to Simone:  Don’t you have anything better to do?  And I’m not suggesting that you shop for more lingerie or discuss the various women’s underwear styles with a salesperson.  Can’t you find some guy-thing to do???

                                                                                                        Tamra Sue’s son, Ryan Vieth… lookin’ good after the boob job!

Ms. Tamra Sue Barney’s first-born son, Ryan Vieth, has been taking photos of himself… here.   Well, which is worse… Tamra and Ellie in the bathtub or Ryan’s self-portrait?

Anderson Cooper, Real Housewives SuperFan, reads from Jersey Shore’s Snooki’s book, “A Shore Thing”… here... on his latest RidicuList.   Anderson is all verklempt because Snooki just got a book deal to write her second book, “Gorilla Beach.”   But Anderson… you got a talk show!

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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28 Responses to Stoopid Housewives Stuff… 7-13-11 Early PM Edition

  1. Made Piley says:

    use the rosary as a jump rope… baahahahaha good one Ms Sh.
    The most disturbing thing about Ryan’s self pic is it is in a public bathroom. His man tts do look good though.

    • whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

      MP: Self pics in a public bathroom… Isn’t that how Anthony Weiner got his start???

      • I saw that pic on another blog site, and they said it was taken while he was in jail for the upteenth time.

        • Entree-Manure says:

          Aren’t all the OC people republicans?? It was most likely taken in an airport bathroom…tap tap

          • Made Piley says:

            Entree, If them liberal democraps didnt look so darn tasty then them repugnantones wouldnt be so tempted to tap tap tap their way to bi-partisan bliss. Sides everone knows that liberals give the best handjobs… all that practice.

        • Made Piley says:

          What sotra mamby pamby jail house they got over there in the OC lets them jailbird keep their smart phones? Did he smuggled it in in his beehole cavity? And if I was a dude the last thing I wood be doing is whippin out me peetom.

      • Made Piley says:

        Yep. Has anyone ever found out if lil ant’ny is related to ben wiener?

        • MsMP, Issac Mizrahti said Ben Weiner was his nephew when he was on WWHL. Ben even called in. Don’t know about the other weiner being related. Wish someone did.

          • cc/mc: Andy talked about Ben Weiner and Anthony Weiner possibly being related on WWHL. No, they are not related. Ben Weiner called in to tell him that they were not related. Thanks for commenting!!! SH

            • That would be so embarassing for Ben. It’s bad enough he has Issac…who has the ugliest clothes on shopping shows. I remember Ben said that Issac sent him flowers for his Bar Mitsvah.

  2. RomoSheDiNT says:

    That pic of Tamra’s boy looks like he photoshopped his head on another dude’s body. Good for him tho!

  3. Lupita says:

    Better Simon should clean instead of tweeting.

  4. Mythunker says:

    Ryan looks like he’s back on steroids or somethin’. I don’t remember his body looking like that when he was in that consultation to get his growth or whatever removed.

    • I was looking for the site that said the pic of Ryan was taken in jail, and they posted another site, that led to his facebook page, and he shows the same pic, but without his pants on. His mother must be proud.

      • Made Piley says:

        On the nekkid pic the tattoo on his forearm doesn’t match up.

        • I thought that too, but then I thought mirror image. I don’t know, How gross! So, you saw it too, MsMP?

        • Mythunker says:

          Oh, MP, you are braver than I! I could only glance at the extra photo.
          What the what is going on with people?!? The Internet is the least private place to put photos of your (ahem) pivates on!

        • Mythunker says:

          I was too curious so I had to double check.
          One is a photo taken in the mirror and the other is not. Makes sense to me!

          • Mythunker, You so funny! I looked more at the tattoos than anything trying to match them up, and I’m still not sure. There was the object all up in my face.

            • Made Piley says:

              well looks like I’ll have to go take another gander at it… just ta be sure n all ;)

              • Made Piley says:

                upon further examination, it looks to be his right thumb grippin his peetom. I dont think thats his junk tho… since he is an admitted roid taker. that didnt appear to be a roid effected peenus

  5. sd says:

    haha I like the rosery jumprope too, that just about sums it up.

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