Caroline and Big Albie Manzo are starting their own spaghetti sauce brand… here. Their group was at the Washington DC fancy food show, which included Chris Laurita pushin’ his BLK water. Yum, black water with fulvic acid… Good luck with that, Chris!
Which ‘reality’ show is the fakest? … here.
How did Leakey Nene get involved in a Judge Belvin Perry video??
While pushing her Pinot in Alphretta GA, Ramona Singer gives turtle time lessons… Sorry, still don’t get it… whatever.
Adriana de Moura from the Real Housewives of Miami is launching a new line of sunglasses, “Adriana by Selima” this Saturday at the Gansevoort Miami Beach… here. Wonder if Lea Black is an investor??? And who’s the “Selima” chick??
Oh, come one, Lea… just a couple hundred thousand. I’ll pay you back, I swear…
Enough already with the merchandise. I am so sick of NY and NJ is worse. Replace them all. Then they’ll all have a warehouse full of their crap. Audriana really thinks she’s going to sell sunglasses? Who is she again?
Totally agree with you CCM! I think worst was “Alexis Coutoure”. Yuck! The clothes were K-Marty and that photo shoot was the lamest! It looked more like a photo shoot for a sex talk midnight callers. I hope that Bravo a.k.a. QVC is getting a good cut from their crap. They are going to need it after people stop watching. Hopefully they will learn to recast with people that are not that hard up for money like the RHWBH.
I’m sooo sick and tired of all ‘housewives’ shilling their wares; It’s desperate and pathetic! Those who want to be ‘Pop star’ @30′s and 40′s is fricking hysterical!
They all need an intense REALITY check!
Bethenny’s success was an anomaly and I don’t see it happening again. Hell, she threw so much sh!t at the wall and found one that stuck! I give her credit for this as she used Bravo/”Housewives” (when she wasn’t one, no children even) as a business venture platform. I like her cause she’s savvy. She has definitely cashed her check! Kudos!
The rest have failed at using their fame in that way: They’re trying to convince us that they’re rich! LOL ( Excluding Most the BH cast except wanna-be “Ford” Taylor/Shana.)
Totally love your site SH, Rock On!
Bravo sure is pushing that blk water, I wonder if they get more than their usual 10%? They even have the production crew in on the promotion, that’s pretty amazing. Did cameramen wear any of that Skinnygirl stuff?
AOM, I noticed that too. And Chris drinking it on the last show. Next they’ll have a big ol’ jar spaghetti dinner at the Manzo’s and drink black water. Wonder how it looks in a water glass, with ice?
When MeGo’s music career tanks, she can blame it on the particles in the blk water that gunked up her vocal cords and made her sound… pitchy. The liberties she takes with lyrics is all on her though,
I haven’t seen it in person but there was a glass (no ice) of it on a table in the Fox Business News interview with Jax and Lil’ Albie that SH posted a few days ago. The blk water just looks like the strongest black coffee you’ve ever seen. Odd and sorta creepy but the novelty will sell some of it.
However, the Manzos need to edumacate themselves – they have a hard time explaining how/why fulvic acid is good for you, and they keep pronouncing it like folic acid – it’s that Jersey accent.
Haaaahaaaaa, love your comment! AOM
Ooh, blk is the new black, clever. Wait, all of the sudden I am thirsty and need water, but it has to be the color black… puleeze!
I think NeNe and Judge Perry make a cute couple.
I want to know whats the story with the blubbering walmart greeter.
She’s the one that yelled out at jury selection.
oh I missed that one. She came to court in her walmart gear? WTH?
MsMP, The Wal-Mart gear is a joke. She was in another courtroom where here boyfriend was and just stopped in. She yelled out, “Well, she killed someone” while a potential jurror was on the stand. She did blubber and cry, and say all those things. When she was escorted out of court, she was carrying her shoes. The judge gave her 2 days in jail.
I just went an researched it a little. Sick part is at one point she was trying to use her early dosing of methadone?!?!??! as an excuse for lying to the judge about her bi-polar meds. Aint meth-heads sposed ta be skinny? whatever the case she is one messed up chickaddee. And she has a two year old at home!! Judge didnt even bat an eye, I reckon he hears stuff like that all day. Bird boy in the back ground outa been decked out in his TGIFridays flare too.
MsMP, Methadone is for heroin withdrawls. They are too sedated to move. On thintervention, my husband likes to watch the meth and crack heads, because they are always so busy, and heroin addicts just nod off and sleep all the time.
I meant INTERVENTION
oh I get them confused. Tell your hubby my favorite tweeker on Intervention was the duster huffer. That gal didnt get nuttin done cept pickin at her toes as her momma brought over fresh cooked meals for her.
MsMP, LMAO, and hubby couldn’t get over her. We just watch like the 1st part.
I didn’t follow the Casey Anthony trial but that judge has spectacular eyebrows. I bet he’s a snazzy dresser too. When they start the Real Housewives of Central Florida, he can be the new Dwight!
hey SH have you seen this vid, its non other than kim grannytell. As expected,she does nothing but insult tree throughout the whole video. I wonder if shes jelly of tree, with her being the most “popular” nj housewife? Don Corleone has insulted her before and she never says anything about her.
oops!
Kim Grannysmell is the most classless jealous wannabe housewife.
OMG, I cannot the Manzos are going to start selling spag. sauce! I make my own as Im sure many of you do too, even when I cant I will buy Paul Newmans Own because it taste good plus all the money goes to his charities…just my honest opinion.
my keyboard is stuck LOL, it didnt print believe after I cannot… anyways thank you SH!
Your post and comments are hilarious and they make my day!
Several of the Italian reception halls in NJ sell their sauces in the gourmet sauce aisle (along with several restaurants) so I’m not surprised that the Manzo’s are going that route. Honestly, I’m pretty surprised that they haven’t already been doing so. I live in Jersey and I gotta say, the Brownstone food really is awesome.
KimG is that girl in high sch that tried way too hard to get in the cool girl group and no matter what you did, just couldn’t shake her. Nobody cares that you have a driver, go to Neiman’s on the reg, you have a Hamptons pad we can crash or a new crystal chandelier… NO ONE wants to hang with you, GrannyTells!