2011 STOOPIDEST HOUSEWIFE: Is From The Real Housewives of New York…… KELLY BENSIMON!!!

The 2011 Stoopidest Housewife is…..


KKKelly is in her own world.  Had she not met up with some photographer guy and had two kids with him, she would be eating in those soup kitchens that she visits for a ten minute publicity shot every year.  Now don’t turn this around and think that she’s smart for meeting the guy… the guy divorced her, left her everything just to get the hell away from her.   Her greatest wish is to find a guy and have another child… keep wishin’, Kell.

In her mind, she is here to share with the world the many experiences only she has the privilege of knowing.  Her love of mankind brings us this unforgettable lesson:

She does everything for us guys!

KKKelly always has that ‘beachy’ hair look because she loves to just stop in the middle of a conversation that she may be having with someone while walking along the beach and make sand angels…

Kelly Killoren Bensimon: bestiality enthusiast or just likes making sand angels, while a random dog licks her face? You decide. (Please tell notify me the second there is a gif of this)

When Kelly has a discussion with anyone that has a different opinion or if Kelly cannot think during the conversation, she slips into name calling.  “Weird” “That’s not normal” and “Just Weird” and her favorites…

Kelly makes ugly jewelry…

                  The “Teddy” is $98 and the “Sea” is $88…  (Walgreens $1.99)

In her mind, Ms Bensimon is still a 15-year-old teenager, and this is pathetic…  (See sand angels and gummy bears on Scary Island)… poor stoopid thing. 

It was a tight race between Melissa Gorga and KKKelly Bensimon, even with the stuffed ballot box.  But there is one thing that made KKKelly rise to the very top of the bunch of all those Housewives vying for the title… and the one thing that Melissa Gorga does not have…. yet:

AN ARREST RECORD!!!!   Kelly beat the crap out of her boyfriendhere.

Kelly is also stoopid for ripping off her co-worker’s jewelry design… here.

More proof that KKKelly Bensimon is very capable of carrying the weight of the title of “2011 STOOPIDEST HOUSEWIFE” is this video from last night’s Real Housewives of New York when Kelly had a sit down with Alex to talk about Alex’s husband, Simone…