The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Boys to Manzo… The Three Phases of ‘Man-tervention’…

Another episode of ‘Boyz to Manzo’…  Albie and Greg decide that Chris needs a makeover.

The ‘Boyz’ and their ‘mister,’ Greggy Bennett don’t stray too far from the ideal representatives of Jersey style — the ‘Sitch,’  JWoww, Pauli D, Ronni, Sammi, Deena and Snooki – for Chris’ makeover.  For Jersey Shore it’s all about ‘GTL’ … gym, tan and laundry.  The ‘Boyz’ are all about ‘CWT’… clothes, waxin’ and tannin’…

The ‘Boyz’ hit the clothing store first… then on to a barber shop for some waxing… then the final touch, Christopher on a tanning bed.

Poor Chris… his clothes are Albie’s hand-me-downs, at least that’s what he says.   The producer’s may have gone too far with that line.

Would Don Caroline really let her Christopher walk around in Albie’s old crap? Hmmm… maybe she would.   Anyway, Chris says that he likes wearing clothes that make him look like Bill Cosby…

After Chris gets his eyebrows waxed he says, “People pay for this!”   Don Caroline didn’t fill Christopher in on the various uses for money??

 

 

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Watch What Happens Live: SH Reader Makes it Through to Andy…

Here’s how “Audrey” described her phone call into Watch What Happens Live last night:  “I tried twice, then at around 10:30, they answered. I just said that I wanted to ask Dina about Grandma, and they put me on hold. … Continue reading

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Jacqueline Laurita Doesn’t Want Animals Looking At Her

At Tree’s cabin in the Catskills…

Jacqueline Laurita is freaked out by all the animals looking at her…

… they’re probably freaked out, too.

 

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga…There’s a Lot to be Jealous About

Melissa Gorga takes ballroom dance class with Antonia…

Joey Gorga gets jealous while watching Melissa dance with her instructor…

 

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Taylor Armstrong and Russell Armstrong… yuck

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Shana/Traylor is still celebrating her birfday… where are her fellow Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?   Just a really strange photo… Shana/Traylor looks like she’s been imbibing somethin’… More photos… here.

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Real Housewives: BFrankel; Renee Graziano, Mob Wives; Kim Zolciak; Jill Zarin; Simon van Kempen; Tamra Barney; Vicki Gunvalson on Clean House…6-26-11 Update

“Everybody thinks reality shows are glamorous.  They make you jump through hoops, the bottom line is they don’t give a s- – -.  You’re just another number.”  “The people on the show were pumping us up, saying, ‘You’re going to … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New York: Jill Zarin and Bobby Zarin… Can Dish It, But Can’t Take It

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On Thursday’s Real Housewives of New York, Bobby Zarin took Simon van Kempen aside during the last few minutes of the show to speak with him about ‘that internet blogger‘… ‘that hate blogger,‘ as Bawbee described the site. ‘That internet … Continue reading

Real Housewives of New York: Simon van Kempen Sets Up A Meeting With Jill Zarin

On the next Real Housewives of New York…

Simone wants to meet with Jillz about the ‘the internet blogger’ that Simone and Bobby ‘shook on’…

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Real Housewives of New York: Jill Zarin’s Surprise Party… LuAnn de Lesseps Beltin’ One Out

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On the Real Housewives of New York, Countless LuAnn de Lesseps tried her best to glide down the staircase at Chez Josephine’s to surprise the birthday girl, Jill Zarin. Jillz was surprised… Countless made it down the stairs! Then another surprise… … Continue reading

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Watch What Happens Live: Jill Zarin and Adam Corolla

Right after Thursday’s episode of the Real Housewives of New York, Jill Zarin was in the Bravo clubhouse with Andy Cohen and Adam Corolla.  If for some reason you did not see this episode on WWHL, please watch below… Note:  … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County: Gretchen Rossi… She Needs Some Slade Time

Gretchen Christine Wretched Rossi talks about her summer vacation plans for summer; that Jim and Alexis are getting along just fine; Eddie Judge is too good for Tamra… and she’s added a tanning product to her Wretched Christine line.   And, … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Caroline Manzo Picks Up Her New Jag…

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Caroline Manzo from the Real Housewives of New Jersey likes Jaguars.  She bought her third Jag from Bergen Jaguars, ’cause they are the best Jaguar dealer in the entire United States.  If they weren’t, certainly Don Caroline would not stick … Continue reading

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Real Housewives: Stoopid Housewives Stuff… 6-25-11

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Caroline Manzo likes the Jersey shore better than stuck-up Hamptons… here.  Uh, oh… Jill Zarin’s gonna have words witchu, Don Caroline… Real Housewives of Atlanta attended a gym opening… here.  That’s exciting… Tree Joodice ‘wowed’ the crowds at a New Jersey book … Continue reading

Watch What Happens Live: Jill Zarin… “Ramona’s Embarrassing This Season”

On last night’s Watch What Happens Live with Adam Corrola and Jill Zarin…

Jillz complains that Ramona has been very embarrassing on this season’s Real Housewives of New York…

Jillz said this about Ramona right after a caller asked how Jillz can say she’s changed so much, when obviously she hasn’t… so to take the heat off of herself, Jillz had to say something about Ramona…

Of course, no one can change 100% and changing is so hard and you know, she’s doing the best she can with what she has to work with and no one’s perfect and fill in the blank with whatever cliche there is, because Jillz seems to use them all the time as excuses for her behavior…

 

 

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Real Housewives: Stoopid Housewives Stuff… 6-24-11

Bizarre.  Just bizarre.  Radaronline.com reports that Mob Wives’ Drita D’Vanzo has signed a contract to box Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Tree Giudice… here.  Drita is locked in, the location is set… Tree just has to sign on.  OK, which one needs … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga… Talk With Ryan Seacrest

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Melissa and Joe Gorga from the Real Housewives of New Jersey, talked with Ryan Seacrest on his morning radio show (here) …                                         The Gorga’s with Ryan Seacrest… supposedly Ryan is a small guy, looks like JoeyG is, too. … about how they met … Continue reading

Real Housewives of DC: Michaele Salahi Tries to Sing

Oh, the depths to which the Housewives fall!!!    This is just so awful…

Messy Salami tries her best to keep rhythm while trying to sing her new song, ‘Bump It’…

Messy’s back up singer gives some relief from hearing Messy’s voice…

And about that short time in Celebrity Rehab…

“I never said I had an addiction. The show reached out to me, and they said it would be a documentary. I have multiple sclerosis, and I think they really wanted to go a different route and add some different dynamics.”  But she said she had second thoughts when the show started.  “I thought, ‘wow, to be a part of something that would help my health’ but then I got in and said this isn’t really for me,” she said. “I wanted to leave and then it gets spun a different way because it’s cooler to have me kicked off.”     UH… OK, Messy!

Note to Messy:   You should have gone the cookbook route…

 

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Guess the Housewife…

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NOTE:  Was searching for another item and found this.  Hmmmm… now that everyone knows the BH Housewives much better… wonder who THIS could be??? ORIGINALLY POSTED JUNE 24, 2011… Oh… this is a good one!  Usually, blind items don’t name the … Continue reading

Real Housewives of New York: Sonja Has Plumbing Issues

On the next Real Housewives of New York…

Sonja Morgan is all by herself on a Saturday and she has a plumbing problem… Sonja hints at the plumber that she’s low on cash…

But… Sonja has a fung shei expert come to her house…

Note to Sonja: Pay the plumber… Get rid of the fungy woman…

 

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Real Housewives of Atlanta: Cynthia Bailey… Stands By Peter Thomas

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Cynthia Bailey and her ‘just-missed-jail-time’ husband, Peter Thomas, held a party for family and friends in celebration of the opening of their new lounge BarOne in Grant Park.  BarOne is scheduled to open on July 15, 2011. … Continue reading