Real Housewives: Stoopid Housewives Stuff.. 6-28-11 Update…

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OMG!  Peggy and Micah Tanous’ daughter, London, fell over the weekend and was rushed to the hospital… here.   Little London fell off her swingset and broke her arm.  Can you imagine the chaos at the Tanous’ hanging-by-a-thread house when this happened?  Did they call Micah’s mother first for some holistic healing or did they throw everyone in Micah’s Hummer, with the over $3,000 rims, for the ride to see a real doctor?  

Peggy and Melissa Gorga were hanging out over the weekend, too… here.

KKKelly Bensimon is selling more crap necklaces…  necklaces made by ‘A Peace Treaty’ run in the $100 to $150 range:


Oh, come on!   Seriously!  Melissa Gorga is coming out with a champagne.  So, Tree is producing a wine and Missy has to one-up Tree by producing a champagne.   “I have a champagne that I’m coming out with. It’s called Magnifica Giornata and it stands for ‘magnificent day.’ It’s like a motto, ‘Every day’s a magnificent day.’ … here.

Dina Manzo chats about PL, HGTV and her red streak… here.   Guess who this blind item is about… here.  Note the red streak in the picture…  (FYI:  Blind Gossip went through a total change about six weeks ago and all comments were deleted and all commenters were asked to re-submit their information to comment.  At the time of this BI, the overwhelming majority of commenters, there were hundreds, wrote that this was Dina Manzo.)

TV By The Numbers reporting that Bravo has another best second quarter with double digit growth in ratings… here.   Yeah, everyone knows this all has to do with Jillzarin… Jillz keeps Bravo’s ratings moving up.  Isn’t it time that Andy get Ginger’s picture out of the cafeteria’s supply closet and put it in the clubhouse?

Simon van Kempen is writing about same sex marriage… here.  Oh, Simone, puh-leeze stay off the Real Housewives of New York… maybe he’s a big reason that Bravo wants to recast…

**********    UPDATE   6-28-11  8:00 pm    **********

Remember Steve Martorano, the chef that tried to teach the Real Housewives of Miami how to cook at his restaurant and talked with Lea Black about Roy Black possibly helping his jailed cousin?  Well, it didn’t turn out that great for the cousin… here.

How nice!  The Magnet and KimG are still going strong after all these years… here.  “While neither of them were particularly well versed in these wives lives…”  Well, of course they’re not well versed in Basketball Wives!  Magnet isn’t even versed in his own wife… he drags KimG along everywhere he goes, and leaves his wife at home… or at the office working or cooking dinner… something to keep her busy so she doesn’t notice that he’s with KimG all the time.

Very nice breakdown of RHONJ by Leslie Streeter and Brittany Umar from the Palm Beach Post… here.   Leslie Streeter is on to the Bravo ‘producer-induced’ shows…

OH… this is so wrong.  Nadya Suleman, the Octomom will be fighting someone who was selected out of thousands of applicants… here.  It gets worse… Kim Granatell will referee the fight.

Their quest for quasi-celebrity status will never end.  It’s da magnet and his cohort in celebrity chasing, Kim Granatell,  at a party which Amy Poehler also attended on June 16. This is the same party at which Amy Poehler refused to pose for photos with da magnet and KimG… here.   KimG and da magnet got some photos and were ‘kind enough to provide them for the article.’  Notice that Amy Poehler attended, but avoided those two when taking photos.