The Real Housewives of Orange County: Catch up with Lynne Curtin

On tonight’s Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion show, Lynne Curtin gives an update about what she’s been doing…

Interesting stuff…

 

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43 Responses to The Real Housewives of Orange County: Catch up with Lynne Curtin

  1. nunya says:

    Nice scam… “my husband works for me”… she gets more money and tax write offs.

    I just don’t know how these people do it. How do you get evicted, foreclosures, short sales, etc. and still be able to go on trips, buy expensive clothing/jewelry, cars…????

    Which leads me to Alexis…. my husband pointed out that he’s thinks they committed some sort of fraud… or a very elaborate loophole. Either of which, I don’t think Jesus would approve of *tsk tsk tsk* I 100% agree with Peggy.. Alexis has NO idea who she is. She probably uses the whole the bible says this and that to cover the fact that she has no brain of her own because when she does use it, she clearly blunders every time… what was it… couture means very rich..???
    And I was reading her blog.. and she said that Peggy is pissed off that Jimbo dumped her 15 years ago… Um, no. I don’t think so. The fact that she brought that up, I believe, proves that Alexis has major issues with Peggy and Jim way back when.

    • jenb says:

      I couldn’t agree more! I just read this and cannot believe the audacity-Jim Bellino actually forged ‘Mother Teresa’s’ name on a baseball and sold it! How can they explain that. I don’t think that is very Christian.

  2. click click/mycat says:

    And we’ve all seen Lynn’s daughters cute pics with “Hello Kitty”.

    • Holy Hypocrite! says:

      Yeah, those were repulsive. But those girls are of age now so there’s probably not much their parents can do other than just let them make their own mistakes and suffer the consequences.

  3. Holy Hypocrite! says:

    Nunya – yeah I was thinking that too, after I heard Alexass braggingly blurt out on the reunion last night that Dumbo paid all cash for their next home, but then when Vicki explained how she thought he probably did that by transferring it into a business name so that he could withold the cash then my first thought was, “Hmm that sounds like they committed fraud. And willful and intentional, too.”

    So, I think you’re right, Alexass doesn’t even have half a brain or else she would have resisted the urge to brag in order to not inadvertently admit to having committed fraud. She’s so full of herself. And it angers me that she and her platypus, fart-faced, sneering husband exploit christianity for their own greedy and deceptive purposes.

    And her whole, half-@ssed lie about the stroller in the pool incident, for one didn’t even make any sense (Jim got them before anything happened – huh??) and for two, doesn’t mesh with ANY of the MANY reports from various people who claim to have seen it happen first hand. Does she not even realize that only like, a million people saw the stroller incident and that her lies aren’t going to be able to cover that up? If she’s not careful with the lies she spreads on TV, she may find herself on the wrong end of some defamation lawsuits just like her dear friend Wretched did. Duck Lips lies about EVERYTHING nowadays it seems. I’m wondering if being around Wretched so much has caused some of Wretched’s evil ways to rub off on her.

    Wait, nope. Alexass is married to Dumbo, so I’m sure whatever evil, deception comes from that girl was implanted there by him. He’s certainly no stranger to skirting the law…

    I swear, is Bravo just putting any ‘ol white-collar criminal on TV nowadays? All their HW cast members have more run-ins with the law than the cast of Mob Wives.

    • Made Piley says:

      Wonder what her bible says about that? Shame shame. It was Tamera who outed her and Dumbo soon-to-be- hobo’s financial shenanigans which must have stung even worse.

      • click click/mycat says:

        MsMP, Did you check out the Chelsea article? That would be so you!

        • Made Piley says:

          yes I did Click. Thank you. I dont know how to go about getting my stuff to her or even if I should wait to see what her next thing is gonna be, I know it will be good whatever it is. Been a long time fan of hers Girls Behaving Badly was the first series I ever TiVOed all by myself. and I have all her books.

  4. Holy Hypocrite! says:

    Yeah, that’s what I thought – was that it was Tamra, but like I said on my other post, I’d been playing drinking games during the reunion and when I saw Momma post it as being Vicki, I just assumed I had remembered it wrong.

    These HW are turning me into an alcoholic! ;)

  5. click click/mycat says:

    Holy, The question on your drinking, which I did also, How do feel this morning?

  6. Holy Hypocrite! says:

    Ugh. I’ve got a headache and am a little sleepy because I woke up in the middle of the night dying of thirst and couldn’t get back to sleep.

    I survived. But I’m thinking with everyone else so sue-happy these days maybe I need to get in on a little litigious-action and sue Bravo for mental anguish. :)

    How are you doing, Click? What did you drink, BTW?

  7. click click/mycat says:

    “I can’t believe I’m so thirsty, when I drank so much last night?!”

    • Holy Hypocrite! says:

      Well I’m a little bummed because I didn’t really drink THAT much – I only had 2 standard-size glasses of wine over the course of about an hour and a half. And with food, too.

      I’m thinking I’m just a lightweight. Either that or I’m getting more susceptible to alcohol in my old age.

    • Made Piley says:

      Al-key-hol dehydrates. I had a very bad experience with a certain drink that rhymes with favor heister. Woke up dying of thirst ,thought it was cause I puked up all the “favor heister” so I chugged a whole gallon of ice cold water and wanted to rip my head off my own shoulders.

      • Holy Hypocrite! says:

        Ugh, yes I have had one particular nasty run-in with sounds-like “favor heister”.
        Will not/have not drank it again since.

        Now I almost exclusively drink wine – like all classy bitches do. ;)

        • Holy Hypocrite! says:

          LOL – I have to laugh,though, because the way I wrote that it almost sounds like I blamed it on the drink – “favor-heister” – when really it was my own irresponsible partaking of the drink that got me into trouble and left me with permanent injuries.

          So, to rephrase – it wasn’t “favorheister’s” fault, it was my fault for having 13 shots of it and then when the bottle of Favorheister ran out, washing those shots down with an unknown number of swigs from other random bottles of hard liquor.

          It’s bloody amazing I survived my 20s.

          • Holy Hypocrite! says:

            But I have to say that I had a really good reason for those 13+ shots – my girlfriend and I are both competitive and unbeknownst to each other were trying to out-drink the other. So we each kept tally marks for each shot we drank and neither of us would give in and let the other win, so we drank till the bottle was gone. And then I guess just to prove that I could still out-drink her I went on with the random shots from other miscellaneous liquor bottles. So I had a good reason for the 13 shots, and it wasn’t to intentionally get drunk, it was just to make sure I won the game.

            I should’ve ended up in the hospital after that, but lucky me I threw it all up on her bathroom floor a short time later.

            So… I think I won?

            • Made Piley says:

              Holy that sounds so much like what happened to me. My chaser was another bad boy tequila so I was not in such good shape. It was the first time I ever really got drunk and I made the rookie mistake of looking in the mirror.. I thought I had maimed myself. I cant describe it but I never want to see that again. The rest of the night is a blur but that image in the mirror is burned in my brain forever. It the one time I can honestly say that my vanity saved me for continuing down that road. Rum Brandy looks so much more presentable.

              • Holy Hypocrite! says:

                “Maimed”? Oooh, ouch! I take it there was blood?

                Mine didn’t involve blood but easily could have considering where my girlfriend dropped my head from. :)
                Bitch. LOL

              • Made Piley says:

                No blood just a very disturbing look that I could not wipe off my face…Believe me I tried.. repeatedly.. which sent my friends into even more hysterics. But it was like a stroke or sumpin. or the way that Regan’s face changed in the exorcist. Seriously disturbing. I just kept staring at myself slack jawed slurring “wha ave I dun? wha ave I dun?

              • Holy Hypocrite! says:

                Well I’m glad you survived!

                So did I hear correct – you’re a Chelsea Handler fan, too? LOVE her!

              • Made Piley says:

                Oh yes. Never miss an episode or a book. Her books are extremely LOL funny which she hates the term LOL by the way. But seriously lafft till I peed on the first few pages of My Horizontal Life(like a crazy person). Also sorta comforting to know that I aint the onl yone who tinkles me britches when i giggle too hard.

          • click click/mycat says:

            Holy, OUCH! I hope it’s not to bad?

            • Holy Hypocrite! says:

              Oh, yeah, I’m fine – that was many years ago. And it was perfect, really, because it was enough of an injury to scare me into being more responsible but not too much of an injury to severely impact my life.

              • click click/mycat says:

                Holy, Bless You (sign of the cross, a given) Mazel Tov, Praise Jesus, and remember Danielle praying with the father? “Bless me father, for I have sinned.”

  8. click click/mycat says:

    MsMp, Are you sure you weren’t trippin? LOL!

    • Made Piley says:

      ya know now that you mentioned it, I might have been slipped sumpin. But I dont want a do over to make sure ifn ya know what I mean :)

  9. RomoSheDiNT says:

    AlexASS is a lying twit. Last night when she was trying to go toe to toe with Tamra and she accused her of talking badly about Jim, her AND her kids. Tamra always willing to set the record straight, owned it on bashing Alexis and Jim, but asked her what she heard that she had ever said that was bad about the kids bc it’s not true and Alexis quickly took it back. She looked like a complete idiot! Reunion shows are for 2 things Alexis, facts and fireworks and she had neither last nite. As Don Caro would say, “We are in the ok corral so buck up!” I find the ones that are always claiming they’re Christians, throwing Bible verses left and right are usually the very people we need to watch out for. If you are a true Christian, it speaks for itself.

    • nunya says:

      Sorry, I have to correct you… she always says the bible says this…. but I haven’t heard her quote an actual verse. Their not even good fake Christians… just good fake Sunday Christians.

    • Made Piley says:

      I caught that. Her stoopid pouty face she made when Tamera nailed her to the wall on it was priceless. Her “king” is leaving her to twist in the wind with all the lies he has pumped into her stoopid head about that cash for a new home bullcrap. She really is too stoopid to know exactly what he has done. She doesnt even realize her husband has set her up to look like a big dummy and no friggin wonder he dont want to “hang out with those people” cause they will call him on it. Her “king” would much rather sweat to the oldies at a Journey concert while she is left stumbling and bumbling over how rich they are not.

      • Holy Hypocrite! says:

        That’s a good point – plenty of abusive (both physically abusive and psychologically abusive, like in the Alexass’s case) men will attempt to isolate their significant other from their friends. Because they know that if they give the person that they’re psychologically-abusing freedom to speak with sane friends, those friends will most likely tell the victim just how how-base the abuser is being and how wrong the information he’s pumping into her is. Whereas isolating the victim keeps her from hearing any other types of sane, logical thought other than what he’s telling her and make it easier for him to manipulate her.

        Judging from how similar her marriage to Dumbo is to Simon and Tamra’s former marriage and just how possessive and controlling the men in those two relationships happened to be, it wouldn’t surprise me if Alexass has really been brainwashed by him. And I don’t think she was born that way, just based on having seen her mother on the show and her mother seemed very down to earth and normal, so I don’t think Alexass was raised with her head in the clouds. I think Jumbone did it to her.

        Duck Lips would do well to take Tamra’s advice and get the hell out of that possessive, controlling marriage.

  10. click click/mycat says:

    I thought that “Journey” concert statement, so off the wall. Do you think Slimey played air guitar, or air drummer? Shaking his fool head…God a hate that moocher!

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