UPDATE 5-30-11: You snooze you lose! Slimey’s two paintings, ‘Fashion Show’ have been sold. The price for each painting was $750. The buyer was someone from Texas.
Hmmm… Wretched just visited Texas on RHOOC. Wretched has ties in Texas going back to when she spent her college days there. Slimey’s paintings have been sitting around… everybody’s looking, but nobody’s buying. Until a mysterious person from Texas buys two of Slimey’s creations to get other potential buyers thinking that if someone from Texas bought one, then maybe it would be OK for me to buy one.
Could Wretched have fronted a friend in Texas $1,500 to buy the paintings and get the buzz about her boyfriend’s ’art’ going’? No… Wretched wouldn’t do something like that, would she?
Slade Smiley showed his artistic talent on Real Housewives of Orange County when he took Gretchen Rossi to his friend’s art studio for her birthday. Wretched was less than impressed until Slimey gave her a birthday present that he painted… a portrait of Wretched and she just loved it, of course. It’s a painting of herself.
Why thank you, Slade. It looks just like me! Now fix my hair the way I like it…
Since that RHOOC episode aired, Slade has created several more paintings, which are for sale. Paintings with prices below…
The paintings that are not sold for the stated prices will be auctioned and proceeds will go to Amazing Gray for Grayson (that is not a typo) at a Charity Event to benefit Grayson on Thursday, July 14.
The Golden Child “Grayson” $750 Guitar Hero “Gavin” $750
”The Golden Monkey” $1,100
“High Fashion” $750 each SOLD!
”Bono” $1,100
“Our Future” $750″
ANY BUYERS???
OMG!!! That scum bag Slimey!!! Die already!!! You and the O.C. housewives!!! Bravo done jumped the shark!!! I hope this is the last season! I’m so done with Slimey, Alexass, Wretched, Jimbo and all the rest!
LOL… “Die already” ROFL
Well whaddaya know… Bono is part Asian!
Not likely I’m buying this crap….slimey must think we’re all stoopid!!!!!!
Bottom line get a job like we all have …. time to give it up slimey
I hate to say this, but some of these aren’t toooo bad. Not really true artist quality, but they could be printed on canvas & sold at target for $50 each.
However Slade needs to GTFO the Real Housewives, get a real job & stick to art as a hobby.
So the monkey should be titled, “Self-Portrait”
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha – too funny!!
I hope Bono sends him a cease n desist letter. And what the heck is he talkin about “our future” His tallywacker tubes have been nipped and he is so flippin old that it is very doubtful that a reversal would work plus that chit cost money something this broken down wreck of a man no longer has…unless he is hiding it from his sick child and the IRS.
The paintings are really good. I wouldn’t buy it for that much money but Slimey’s got talent. Wow!
I know who purchased the pieces you are speaking of, and no it was not one of Gretchen’s friends……
So who is it?
Karen the way I see it whoever purchased it took money away from grayson’s charity… since the parameters where items that DIDNT sale would be auctioned off for his medical expenses. Also the $$ that Slimey received for it will not be going to help put even food on the table for Grayson either. And it sure didnt go into Slimebuckets gas tank so he could travel 50 miles up the road for a visit to his some. Probably used the $$ to upgrade to first class so he can sit with wretched next time she travels for an event.
MsMP, You go girl! Ditto!
Actually the money for the art was paid directly to amazing gray. So the person knows it went to the right place, with that said the purchaser asked not to be mentioned. Next isn’t it always the pot meeting the kettle? You all should focus more on your own issues then someone you don’t even know…
u talkin to me?
I’ll make a deal with ya Karen, When Slade Slimey gets the heck on up offa my tv screen then I will surely quit “focusing on his issues” Whadda say? Sound like a plan? I cant guarantee that I will start focusing on mine but.. it is what it is
Hardly the “pot meeting the kettle” here, Karen. Unless Made Piley has some unpaid back child support she’s been withholding from her critically-ill kid while she leeches off her sugar mama.
Somehow I don’t think that’s the case.
Besides, this is what we do on this site – chat about the Housewives (and their “bitches” as Wretched calls Slimey). It’s all in good fun.
Dats right Holy. No unpaid child support here. In fact, my kids bleed me dry on the daily
But I no complain. I love chewin the fat about these stoopid HW’s and ifn Slimey Pile-O-Poo wants me to get his name out my mouth(or fangers) he knows what to do.. get off the TV and get a steady job. Till then its on like Donkey Kong. So before I forget.. Happy Father’s Day to all the REAL daddies out there.
MP and Holy: As the High Plains Drifter himself would say: “Wonder what took her so long to get mad?”
Yee-Haw Who! Is that the same dude what said “I tried being reasonable, I didn’t like it.”
MP-Yep, it even made it onto a one-sie!!!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/50711015/clint-eastwood-i-tried-being-reasonable
Thats just the cutest thang Ive ever seen.
Looks like Wretchen spent all day on June 14th Tamera bashing and hawking Team Gretchen wear on twitter instead of tweeting for everyone of her “fans” to attend the auction to benefit Grayson. Classy.
nevermind the auction is on in July.. my bad.
Well, MsMP, You tried to bust her. Get her next time.
tee hee. yep I am relentless like that.
So do you guys sit around here bashing the real crazy one Tammy Faye Waddle Vieth Barney or just the successful housewife Gretchen? Just curious?? We should now turn our focus on the deadbeat dad that is Vicki’s new twice over deadbeat Brooks.
I don’t like Tamra.
I hope that makes you feel better.
I would do some Tamra bashing, but she just hasn’t done anything lately for me to bash. No deadbeat, child-hating boyfriends, no cheating on dying fiances, no slander lawsuits lost, no lawsuits pending over former business partners that she screwed out of her cosmetics line, nothing.
In the world of Housewives, Tamra’s been darn-near a saint this season.
Wretched, on the other hand….. not so much.