IT’S NOT A COMPETITION…
On this episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County: Peggy had a chat with Alexis at Alexis’ new house (or one that Bravo just threw up on the screen…) about Alexis’ husband, Jim’s absence from her dinner party; Vicki and Donn are growing further apart; Lynne Curtin blabs to Tamra about what Fernanda told Lynne at the gym about Tamra and Fernanda’s kiss; Peggy reveals that Micah paid $30,000 sales tax when he bought his Lamborghini; Slade said that he considered himself an ‘untouchable’ when it came to being desirable to women; Vicki, Tamra and Peggy take a limo ride for some wine tasting; Slade’s mother comes for a visit and pummels him about his career and slaps his hand about his lack of child support payments; Fernanda took Tamra’s kiss much more seriously than Tamra and was kinda crushed when Tamra told her that she was just flirting; Alexis does a photo shoot for her koo-toor dress line and sets off the fire alarm at the Monarch Beach St. Regis Hotel when the photographer uses a fog/smoke machine; Alexis does an interview in San Antonio TX while Slimey schleps her crap handbags and beaute stuff and Peggy does a lingerie shoot for Micah to remind him in his old age that he once had a ‘hot’ wife.
Like, why wasn’t your husband at my party?
How many times do I have to tell you that my husband is a very important businessman and entrepreneur and he has better things to do than attend frivolous dinner parties… plus, he hates you.
Oh, I am so glad to hear that Jimbo doesn’t work just like my husband…
…sorry, but this photo is not even funny. Feel free to make something up yourself.
I really hope Peggy’s gonna be wearing her old roadkill jacket so we can all match…
Tamra: Peggy, like where’s your roadkill jacket? Vicki: Leave her alone. We’ll just throw her out the limo at the next stop sign.
Did you see Peggy’s face when you rolled her out the limo? OMG… you were totally badass, Vicki.
Don’t worry, Vicki, I’m not calling the police on you. I know that the new girl should expect to be rolled out of a limo at least once.
Hell, Vicki, you said that Peggy wouldn’t be able to walk. Do I always have to initiate the new girl?
Wretched: Yeah! Slimey’s momma tellin’ him he needs to work. Slimey: No, Wretched, she said that YOU need to work harder…
You’re a beautiful woman, Fernanda, but I need to break up with you…
Are joo tellin’ me dat joo don luvz me no more? Are joo breakin’ up wit me?? Why?? Joo don like my kesses???
Sorry, Ferd, I’m in love with Vicki…
Alexis, pose like you’re runnin’ from a debt collector. Perfect..
Alexis, now do the ‘insurance pose’ that I taught you… the one that we do for our ‘car accidents’… yeah, that’s great!
…and this bag is made in Taiwan by five-year-olds. Get a move on with that coffee, Slimeyboy…
You have never looked more beaute, Wretched. Did I set up everything the way you want? I just don’t get why my mother thinks that I don’t work…
Thanks for ‘buying’ one of my bags. Slade will be at your house around 6…
Peggy: Are my chesticles all still there? Vicki: How did she survive the bounce out the limo? Tamra: A one-armed drunk would have done a better job than you, Vicki.
For my husband… so he remembers how hot I was when he’s 80-years-old
Get the hell out of my way, Peggy… you’re blockin’ the TV screen.
DWL @ the pictures and the recap.
Hilarious recap Ms SH. Heres a caption for the Vicki Picture:
“Had to attend a publicity event for RH and ran into Ramona. Bitch gave me some of her True Renewel Age Regresion cream and the shit knocked my skin back to puberty Help “
OOOOOR what about this: ” I sear to God Donn, if you walk in this kitchen and make small talk with me just so you can break wind and walk out one more time I am gonna divorce you!”
Made Piley, He said what he always says,”I’m gonna go wash the cars.” No wonder her water bill is high. My husband would stand outside and water his garden all day, if he thought it wouldn’t kill all his plants. That’s the funnest part of having a good long, hose. Washing cars, with a great nozzle, and watering plants.
heck I am half convinced that “washing the car” is a euphemism for pulling his pud. lol
LOL! Made Piley Made A Big Funny!
That accutane must not work that good. Yuk on her complexsion. Maybe, Vicki telling Wretched, that she has bad skin, wasn’t such a good idea. Where is Ramona when you need TruRenewal? She’d tell them in a minute, passing it out free samples and all. Remember, Ramona has to be real successful at this, so when she sells to Avon or Mary Kay, she makes more money than Bethenney. Plus, Ramona still has wine to unload on some company.
LOL! LOL! LOL!!! Once again I have to collect my composure! I’ve been waiting for this! This so beats reading long drawn out recaps. The pictures are PERFECT! Way to go MS.Stoopid Housewife. I think you should have your own TV show. If only I could get through to BRAVO, I’d make you a star, not Star Jones, just a real life legitimate star! Thank You!!!
“Thanks for buying one of my bags… Slade will be around your house at 6.” Classic!!!! Haha. Did I read correctly that Taliban Jim dated Piggy for a year before she met Micah? Can someone confirm?? Watching Vicky going through marital woes is painful.. Really sad. Can someone please perform a c@ck check on Peggy PLEASE? Her/His masculine jawline is really starting to bother me. I thought Alexis looked so hot during her photoshoot but I totally lost it when the camera panned over to Jim and his double chin..
I hate Taliban Jimbo and Slimey so much, I barely even see them. And I hate their significant others almost as much. I loved the posing like I taught you, at staged auto accidents. They really need to train the twins and little Jimbo. They’d really rake in law-suit money. Their scamming asses. Was that the new house Alexis is running her mouth about? I’ll have to watch more closely, the next 100 times it comes on.
I think Tamra said it was 6000 sq ft (when she went over to Alexis’ to discuss the mace incident)?? I’m sure they’re “renting” but how does Taliban Jim afford it and why would anyone rent to him with bad credit? Odd. Peggy is my favorite “housewife”. Seriously, they live in a tract house in Irvine where the homes are 900k+ and drive a Bentley? REALLY? She joins the cast but a month before the premiere, news breaks about their default? She’s a 40+ yr old manfaced model?? I almost lost it when she was strutting down the catwalk doing that odd hand motion.. lol She looked so retaaaaarded!
OCBANKER: When Alexis was on Watch What Happens Live, she confirms Jim dating Peggy before he was married to Alexis: http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-4/videos/peggy-and-jim Thanks for commenting! SH
OCBANKER, He got that all surgically fixed. Not that it makes him look better.
Who is the doctor that performed Fernando’s enhancements? He should have his medical license revoked! They look like 2 baseballs! Very “subtle”.
i have an addiction problem to this website…. lol
diana, We all do…’cause it’s funny and always makes you laugh.