I cannot believe that you would wear that handcrafted piece of crap that Simone made for you out of remnants from his DIY sofa upholstery project to my portrait unveiling party… get out of my house, now!
Last night at a fundraiser hosted by Real Housewives of New York castmate LuAnn de Lesseps, Alex McCord donated the leather “S&M” dress that she wore during the “Simone ain’t talkin’ at my gay rally” confrontation between her and Sonja Morgan in episode two when after the confrontation, Sonja kicked Alex out of her house.
Alex posed with the racy piece of black leather before the manager of the NoLita charity shop, Use Your Head, Shop for a Cause grabbed the piece of studded garb to showcase in her shop window for a week before it’s sold.
Yeah, someone’s gonna pay big bucks for this rancid piece of leather… I’m pretty sure I pee’d in it when Sonja kicked me out of her house…
Kelly Bensimon was also on hand to show her support, but Sonja and Jillz, who has been back from Australia, were no shows… hmmm, aren’t they are pals with Countless?
Here’s the shop’s Ebay site, but there’s nothing there! Any guesses on how much Alex’s stinky, stained, smelly, sticky, sweaty, stale dress will sell for????