Real Housewives of New York: Alex McCord Gives Her Used, Stinky Dress to LuAnn de Lesseps

                                                                                                          I cannot believe that you would wear that handcrafted piece of crap that Simone made for you out of remnants from his DIY sofa upholstery project to my portrait unveiling party…  get out of my house, now!

Last night at a fundraiser hosted by Real Housewives of New York castmate LuAnn de Lesseps, Alex McCord donated the leather “S&M” dress that she wore during the “Simone ain’t talkin’ at my gay rally” confrontation between her and Sonja Morgan in episode two when after the confrontation, Sonja kicked Alex out of her house.

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Alex posed with the racy piece of black leather before the manager of the NoLita charity shop, Use Your Head, Shop for a Cause grabbed the piece of studded garb to showcase in her shop window for a week before it’s sold.

                                                                                        Yeah, someone’s gonna pay big bucks for this rancid piece of leather… I’m pretty sure I pee’d in it when Sonja kicked me out of her house… 

Kelly Bensimon was also on hand to show her support, but Sonja and Jillz, who has been back from Australia, were no shows… hmmm, aren’t they are pals with Countless?

Here’s the shop’s Ebay site, but there’s nothing there!    Any guesses on how much Alex’s stinky, stained, smelly, sticky, sweaty, stale dress will sell for????

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20 Responses to Real Housewives of New York: Alex McCord Gives Her Used, Stinky Dress to LuAnn de Lesseps

  1. click click/mycat says:

    Wretched is selling her bikinis and JillZ is selling her used shoes on E-Bay. To me the bikinis are the grossest.

  2. GiggyLover says:

    Seriously… For someone to pay money for Wretched’s dirty bathing suit is NASTY! And Jillz’s used shoes?? As Danielle/Beverly Merrill/REAL Prostitution Whoaah would say, Puuuuuhhhhllleeaazee!
    I really cannot believe there are people out there willing to pay for DNA from their sweaty feet and nether regions!! YUCK!

    • click click/mycat says:

      Some other site did a whole list of JillZ’s shoes, and said they were taped up and very dirty and scruffy looking. Slimey probably told Wretched to sell her bikinis, because her admiring male fans would pay top dollar for them. And he does need the money for his child support. LOL! “Honey, We need to help out my ex with Grayson’s medical bills.”

  3. Momma Carbzilla says:

    Have we ever seen the countess in an outfit without those dang boots? I’m so sick of seeing her in either the camel leather or the caramel suede boots. I mean, DANG woman! Keep up with the RHONJ already… 2 pairs of shoes ain’t gonna cut it.

    • click click/mycat says:

      I’m sick of the one shoulder. Even Ramona pointed that out at the reunion show. Enough with those HUGE necklaces. I was wondering where she must hang them. They have their own closet? Dahling?

      • diana says:

        bwahahahaa!
        your comment “they have their own closet? Dahling?” LMAO

        • click click/mycat says:

          diana, Well teresa doesn’t think we’re funny. She thinks we want to buy DisCountless style clothes, from Walter on bluefly. com. And, she informed us, that the one shoulder dress, was not made of leather.

    • Vicky says:

      the countless is disgusting – get a job for godssake!!! and her hair is getting old too – change it up

  4. teresa says:

    1. The dress isn’t leather.
    2. It’s by walter and can be had (new!) for 79 bucks on bluefly.com

    Do your damned research.

    • click click/mycat says:

      teresa, Nobody wants that crap the DisCountless wears. She owns 2 pairs of boots and wears them constantly. Nobody cares what the DisCountless dress is made of. You need to read the comments better. Do you work for Walter and think we’d buy anything she wears? That person should be upset with you for telling us where her horrible clothes come from. Dahling!

    • teresa: This really pisses me off. SH is one site that researches above and beyond any other site. Obviously, this is the first post you’ve read, so I’ll give you a pass on your hit and run comment. However, for future reference, SH has the option to take license with unnecessary information, such as the fabric of the dress that Alex McCord donated. So, before you comment again, YOU do YOUR research and read more of SH to get a better understanding of this site. Thanks for commenting! Oh, bytheway… the dress is NOT 79 bucks on bluefly.com… it’s $75.95. Again, YOU do YOUR research… SH

      • click click/mycat says:

        You Go Girl! I thought she was talking about the comments we said about DisCountless. My Bad! She needs to learn where to put her comments. Sorry for my bad MS.SH. I still wouldn’t wear anything Dis Countless wears, or that S&M dress of Alex’s.

      • Made Piley says:

        yehaw! MS SH you get em girl and let em know who runs dis beotch :)

      • Momma Carbzilla says:

        Daaaaaaaaang!! You got served! *snicker snicker*

        Click: It wouldn’t Surprise me if DisCountess’ dresses were in the $75.95 range. I mean really… if she can only afford two pairs of shoes…… :)

  5. Bitter Kitten says:

    Who would want that skanky dress? That charity shop only takes designer clothes and is very picky about what they sell. So, they’re going to make an exception for Alex’s dress just because she wore it… eeewwwww!!!! She probably did a little gas-letting while she was whining on the phone to Simone. And, hey teresa… you better watch your step around MS SH.

    • click click/mycat says:

      Are these dresses sold and then the money goes to the cause? The only job that dress would get someone, is as a dominatrix.

      • Bitter Kitten says:

        Yes! And, if you look at their site, they only take designer clothes, shoes, etc. Alex’s dress is a crap dress that a teenager should be wearing, not a grown woman. But, all these women are getting some Kelly rubbed off on them and are starting to relive their teen years.

  6. click click/mycat says:

    What’s with the holding her hand under her chin all the time? Is she trying to look demure or coy? I can’t stand her! And when she fell off that horse, a woman of her age, that had to hurt like hell. Bet she was sore for days.

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