Real Housewives of Orange County: Alexis Bellino Sellin’ Silicone and Milkshakes

Alexis Bellino from the Real Housewives of Orange County is taking notes on how to build her brand, ’cause she’s been a busy girl.  Alexis is taking language lessons… the English language… to learn how to pronounce big words like ‘couture’ and learn their definitions.   Along with the English lessons, she’s been very busy burning up the seed money that Jimbo gave to her to become a ‘dress designer’ by ripping up finished dresses that the real designer produces… and when the dress business falls through, Alexis can always fall back on milkshake promotion or selling plastic surgery:

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8 comments on “Real Housewives of Orange County: Alexis Bellino Sellin’ Silicone and Milkshakes

  1. I can’t stand Jesus Barbie. She is a hypocrite and has to be one of the dumbest housewives ever. When she was talking down to her “co-designer” I couldn’t help but think since she is constantly berated and talked down to by her husband, she was taking that out on someone else. She needs to stick to what she knows – being a plastic trophy wife.

  2. At least we haven’t had to look at Jimbo. I can’t stand him or Jesus Barbie. Hating Slimey and Wretched is a given.

  3. jesus barbie milkshake tastes like self tanner and MAC makeup, with Ed Hardy sprinkles on top.

    xoxo, elizabeth

  4. What’s with the head shake she does when she says “Hi, I’m Jesus Barbie???”

    *singing* I’m gonna wash that gray right outta my hair.

  5. Last time I checked, it was WestFIELD Mall, not WestFILLED Mall. Maybe she’s preoccupied thinking that she needs to get her lips FILLED with more chemicals soon.

  6. I entertain often. Seated dinners take a lot of time and effort to plan and execute. It is extremely rude to accept and not show up. It leaves a blank space at the table and someone else could have been invited. I couldn’t believe how rude Jim was for not calling ahead of time. To just not show up was unforgivable. Then for Alex to act like a 3 year old Titty Baby and disrupt the entire party was beyond unforgivable. Her behavior was calloused and self-centered, but the worst, if it could get worse, was when she put Tamra and Vicki down for not supporting her bad conduct. I wish both of them would leave the show. Neither one of them have any class and I am sick of them flaunting their religion.

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