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Real Housewives of New York: Jill Zarin Goin’ to Harvard

Jill Zarin from the Real Housewives of New York spoke Monday at Simmons College Leadership Conference… Jillz’s talk was ‘complimentary’ for registered attendees of the conference, which means that no one really would register and pay $329 to $499 to attend the April 26 all-day Conference to hear her talk if she were one of the ‘featured’ invited speakers.

                                                                        … oh, Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards didn’t go to Harvard??  Well, then just erase all that stuff I just said about goin’ to Harvard… but I’m still gonna’ pony tail my hair like Kyle and dress up Ginger like Giggy…

As an alum of Simmons College School of Retail Management (Class of ’85), she probably used this opportunity to talk about her latest money-making venture (her Spanx rip-off) and to sell all the leftover ‘Secrets of a Jewish Mother‘ books that are still taking up space at the Zarin Fabrics warehouse.

                                                        Jillz has the same degree as I do, except it’s from a legitimate 4-year college and not a rinky-dink tech school like I went to and she’s thinks she’s gonna get into Harvard… that’s bulls***!!!

During her Monday Conference talk, Jillz complained about her ‘loss of privacy.’  Oh, boo-hoo!  However, today Jillz said that she was ‘so enthralled by Providence that she mentioned getting a place here and pursuing an Executive MBA at Harvard… like Tyra’ and Ashley Judd.

                                                                                    Seriously, Jill, did you just say you were going to get your MBA at Harvard… or you were going to get a BLT at Haven’s Deli???

Jillz has once again proved that she is a moron… for even mentioning that she regrets her ‘loss of privacy’ and her hallucination that she could matriculate at Harvard. Jillz would never make it at Harvard and would actually have to take lots of pre-classes to fill the requirements to enroll for an MBA as her college degree is 26 years ago.   Oh, keep dreamin’, Jillz.

Jillz’s going back to school (LOL!)… here.

Jillz’s whining about her ‘loss of privacy’… here.


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12 comments on “Real Housewives of New York: Jill Zarin Goin’ to Harvard

  1. You sound like an educational snob…I suppose you have lil respect for Kelly’s Columbian degree from the matchbook ad? Just kidding….funny as always!

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  2. Well, first she expects to be invited to be interviewed on”Inside the Actors Studio”
    because she thinks she is a serious actress. Now she’s going to Harvard. She’s
    been hangin with Kelly too long, because she is delusional.

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    • NJBev, She told Wendy Williams, that her couple of lines on “White Collar” turned into several lines, because she was that good. So, I guess she thinks she’s a great actress, and is qualified to give interviews on Inside The Actor’s Studio.

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        • tee hee. I remember that. I wonder what ever happened to her gay husband Brad? Is he gonna be on this season? I was surprised that Jill didn’t take a bigger role in the march for equality since she actually has a “gay husband” whereas Alex doesn.. oh well nevermind.

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  3. Made Piley, And she drunk text. KooKooKelly thought it was in a different language. I guess people don’t drink and dial anymore, so instead of verbal ramblings, Ramona just misspelled alot of words.

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    • Maybe someone should give her Cortney Love’s cell number The can get trashed and texts each other all night. I hear she is pretty bad too.

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