Portraits… All Started with the Real Housewives of Miami…

What is with the Housewives having portraits of themselves painted?  It started with the Real Housewives of Miami when Adriana de Moura had a portrait of Lea Black commissioned for her art gallery show,  followed by the Real Housewives of New York when Sonja Morgan was shocked surprised by her portrait painted by her artist boyfriend, Brian Ferrell, and on last week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, Slade Smiley Slimey’s birthday present to Gretchen Wretched Rossi.

The artists could have saved themselves some time, lots of cash and tons of grief after their work was shown on national television by ordering portraits of their ‘special’ Housewives for only $30 from David Gilmore, the person behind prettyontheoutside.com.  

ElsaC.jpg                                                                                   This is the best Elsa has every looked!

Not only can David write a snarky post, but he does a spot-on caricature of the Housewives…

JB                                            Does it really matter if Saint Alexis’ dress doesn’t come with sleeves? Nobody’s gonna buy her frocks anyway… Alexis’ designs are ‘kurtoor,’ and for the super rich only..

See all the ‘portraits’ for $30 from PrettyOnTheOutside.com here.

Great article from New Miami Times here.

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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15 Responses to Portraits… All Started with the Real Housewives of Miami…

  1. click click/mycat says:

    MS.SH, Since I don’t do facebook, does that mean I have to miss out on certain articles and such?

  2. dan0468 says:

    How could you forget Sheree’s giant painting of her face she had done? :-p

  3. Made Piley says:

    And lets not forget all of Kim’s portraits wallpapering her place. She had so many of herself that there was no room for very many of her daughters. In fact I would bet any portraits of the girls also include mommy Kim. It’s these little glimpses of narcissism that I hind fascinating. I see it alot on my “friends” facebook accounts too.. 20 self taken pics of mommy in various locals and outfits(same duck face pose) and only 3 of the kids, posed with momma of coarse. I crack up every time I see that.

    • click click/mycat says:

      Made Piley, That is why I HATE facebook and closed my page after one week. I’m worried that MS.SH has put all the good stuff on her facebook.

  4. Made Piley says:

    Since the wallpaper today features Kim and Sweety’s I thought I would share this little video from Brielle’s Youtube account . I hope the link works.
    http://www.youtube.com/user/brandonnbrielle#p/u

    • click click/mycat says:

      Made Piley, Works fine. I watched it. You gotta love someone, practically raising your kids, to have that fine language and a big butt. Sweetie seems to fit in just fine with Kim and her kids. I never thought of her as a slave to Kim. She can hold her own. Now, Can she take on NeNe? I bet she can.

      • Made Piley says:

        I like her too. Its obvious the kids love her. If push ever came to shove I bet Sweety could take her. But honestly I think that’s NeeNee’s endgame anyway. She gets up in people face and invades their personal comfort zone so they WILL strike her. Somewhere down deep she probably feels like she deserves a butt whoopin so she is constantly trolling for one. I think ultimately it stems from deep seeded feelings on inferiority that she tries to overcompensate for. I would like to see her get that straighten out because otherwise I think NeeNee is precious and funny.

    • Made: Love Sweetie… and Brielle and Brandon are cute! SH

  5. MIA says:

    Actually it started w/ Atlanta 2 seasons ago. Remember sheree had one of her self? It was huge! BUT, the guty did a good job, looked like a photo. Still y in the hell is they getting photos ofbself lol

  6. GiggyLover says:

    CC/MC — I was initially very skeptical about facebook too, but now I am addicted! That and SH are always up on my computer screen at any given time LOL..
    I can understand your concern, though.
    I’m glad to see Ms. SH on facebook now! :)

    OMG I completely forgot about Sheree’s big painting reveal!! LOL the memories!

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