Vicki takes a day off of work (strike me blind!) to go with Donn and her kids on a pleasure boat ride for the afternoon.  Of course, seeing all the boats at the dock, Vicki wants the very biggest boat and is complaining because she doesn’t have the biggest boat ever…

Vicki wanted this boat and stayed pissy all day ’cause she had to ride in this…

… rented piece of crap…

Setting off, Vicki marvels at the lone fisherman who is fishing… like why would someone do that in the middle of the day?  Vicki is just astonished that someone would have another interest besides working.  Vicki, it is revealed, not only has her real family on this outing, but her ‘work family’ has also been invited.  Donn and Briana start some lighthearted conversation, which Vicki wants no part of and  starts talking to her ‘work family’ about (what else???) WORK!   Vicki is pissed that Donn and Briana make fun of her working so hard.  CameraVicki wants to know where Donn and Briana think the money comes from to pay for the house and the cars and their clothes and to pay for all the unnecessary remodeling done to the house… CameraVicki is pissed!

Hey!  What is that guy doin’?  He’s floating in a little thing and is holding a long stick with a string on it… I’ve never seen anything like it in my life!  And why isn’t he working!??  I oughta grab that guy, break his stick and make him go to work… I know what’s best for people, and that guy needs to work!

The next day Vicki is back at work, workin’ hard… back to her real family, the family that loves her and where she feels safe and secure and, well, like herself… Vicki the bosslady.   Vicki is proud that she treats her employees like family and proves how much she respects each and every one of them by rewarding her employees when they succeed.   Vicki hands out a $20 bill to Mike who just sold a $5 million life insurance policy to an 88-year-old nursing home resident who is on a ventilator… go Mike!  Not only did Vicki make a $90,000 commission on the deal, but made sure that she’s the beneficiary of the 88-year-old’s policy.  Go, Vicki!  Nice work! You’re really workin’, Vicki… great work, Vicki…work, work, work…

Look, Mom… I mean Vicki… signed, sealed and delivered… a $450 million insurance policy that I sold over the internet to Oprah. Great job, Mike… here’s a $20 and an extra $5 for workin’ so hard.  Ohhhh…hey Mike, gimme that $5 back… Oprah named Gayle as beneficiary, not me.  If you do that again, you’ll be in my office and you know what happens there…

But mamabosslady Vicki also shows that she can also hand out the punishment to her work family when needed.  One of Vicki’s employees, Danielle, whom Vicki has known since Danielle was three-years-old, told Vicki a few days ago that she wasn’t feeling well and went out for fresh air and didn’t come back.  What does any responsible employer do when an employee violates a work rule? Well, first Vicki gives Danielle a good talkin’ to and then mamabosslady Vicki spanks Danielle. For real.  Vicki actually gets up from her mamabosslady chair, walks around her mamabosslady desk and spanks bad Danielle while Danielle is still sitting.  Danielle promises to never, ever leave and not come back again.  (Danielle’s reason for not coming back that day was a job interview and thankfully was hired by a competing insurance agency.)

Hey man, like I just didn’t feel good, OK?  Like don’t come near me with that electric paddle you got hooked up for your bad kids employees.  Seriously, Vicki, I really need this job… OK, I’ll shut up, just don’t turn it all the way up to 50,000 volts…

Tamra and Eddie are off to Spain for 10 days and her mother is watching the kids… which we find out in the ‘coming up next week’ blurb that Simon finds out about Tamra’s trip and has tantrum, which in real-time is probably when he threw the dog leash at her.   Tamra is babbling to Eddie about Gretchen’s or Alexis’ or whoever’s party and Eddie ignores her.

Hey, baby, we’re goin’ to Spain…what are you doin’… brushing up on your Spanish? No, Eddie… I’m looking up which one is better to bring to a party… mace or an evil eye hat.

Tamra claims that Eddie is a world traveler and he just wants to show the world to Tamra.  (Tamra…question… what is it exactly that Eddie does??) Eddie and Tamra arrive in Seville and are settling in to their hotel room where Tamra finds a bidet!  Well, thank god that Tamra is familiar with a bidet (that’s oh–ba-day in Tree Joo-dice speak).   Tamra is awed by the view of old buildings from the balcony of her hotel room…

Like, wow, Eddie… these are the most beautiful old buildings I have ever seen in my entire life… I am in awe. Well, you think you’re in awe… look at this building, baby… it’s even older. Oh, Eddie…

Eddie and Tamra are sightseeing and Eddie is taking photos of every move Tamra makes and anything he looks at… and Tamra is getting tired of his picture-taking until they stop in a costume shop and Tamra wants to see Eddie in a matador’s outfit…

Eddie, you look luscious in your matador’s suit… I just can’t stop looking at you.  OMG!  Eddie, look… more old buildings!

Afterwards, they stop for lunch and have a serious discussion about children.  Eddie would like a bio-kid and Tamra says she already has four kids, and she’s 43 years old, but never one to discourage Eddie, Tamra says she’ll think about a little Eduardo just to keep him on the line ready to reel in…  Leaving Seville and on to Marbella, where Tamra and Eddie proclaim their love and happiness with each other on the beach…

I luvz you Eddie… here have an olive. Oh, Tamra, you are my soulmate and this Serrano ham is the best, just like you, Tamra.  You’re just like a piece of good ham…

CameraGretchen goes over the ‘Tamra bringing mace to Alexis’ party’ versus ‘Gretchen’s remark to Tamra about the evil eye hat.’  The difference, in CameraGretchen’s mind is that she thinks she has good timing and thinks that Tamra has bad timing… CameraGretchen says that Tamra falls flat and just isn’t funny.  (Rumor has it that Gretchen has ditched her handbag and makeup lines for being a comedy consultant… Carrot Top and Ralphy May have already consulted Gretchen.)

Now THIS is funny… don’t see the funny?  Gretchen will teach you how to see the funny for just $895.  That’s just $895 for Gretchen to do a comedy consult with anyone over the phone… after the first ten minutes, a rate of $29.95 per minute will be charged.

Gretchen has a long list of things for her boyfriend, SladeSlimey, to do for her parents super-surprising 40th wedding anniversary.  Gretchen has the whole day planned for this super event, and the day starts with Gretchen leading her parents from their home to outside where there was a rented Mustang parked.  The story behind the car is that the Mustang was the first car that her mother bought… or was it the first car that she wanted to buy… doesn’t make any difference, whatever.

SladeSlimey is all smiles, but he was supposed to get a white Mustang.  Just one more mess-up that Gretchen has on her ‘reasons NOT to marry SS’ check list…

Gretchen, her parents and SladeSlimey all get in the Mustang and off to another location.. the actual church where Gretchen’s parents were married and where her mother’s actual wedding gown is hanging in the church vestibule.  They all then walk down the aisle and sit in front of a TV to watch Gretchen’s parents actual wedding ceremony (now available on DVD on special until Thursday for only $12.99…). The Mustang is ditched at the church and they are all in a limo off to the next and final stop, Gretchen’s parents favorite winery where they renew their 40-year-old vows… Gretchen has pulled off her super-secret surprise for her parents 40-year-old marriage anniversary…

Slade:   Come on, for god’s sake and get to the ‘I Do’ part.  If I leave now to take a whizz, Gretchen will kick me outta the house… oh, god, puhleeze get this guy to talk faster… Gretchen:  I have never been prouder of anything that I have ever done before in my life… never!  I wish I was marrying my Dad… is that bad?? Gretchen’s Mother:  I can only hope that Gretchen finds someone who will put up with her.  Period. Gretchen’s Dad:  Damn, woman, I been married to you for 40 long years and all we got to show for it is our dimbulb daughter and her phlegm-producing boyfriend… screw this, I’m outta here…     DAD!  Get back here!  SLADE!  Sorry, honey, gotta pee…

CameraSladeSlimey says that he thinks Gretchen is putting this renewal ceremony together as her perfect in-her-head wedding ceremony and that by Gretchen looking at her mom and dad renewing their vows that it helped ease some of the fears she has about being married.  Slade and Gretchen’s Dad are having a man-to-man, afterwards Dad is leaning toward the lease plan for his daughter with Slade.

I really luvz Slade, but he’s definitely a lease model, not a long-term purchase…. and I’m thinkin’ of turnin’ him back into the dealership…

Peggy is getting her old boobs adjusted with new boobs and thinks her new boobs will help her get through her postpartum depression.  (What the hell is wrong with her???  Is there any medical doctor that will agree with that method of treatment?) Peggy is also very anxious about going through with the surgery…she’s afraid that she won’t wake up.

What if I don’t wake up, what if the knife slips and I’m left with one boob, what if Micah divorces me while I’m getting my boobs done, what if space debris falls on this building, what if I’m really a man, what if I get into a fight with Serena Williams, what if my invitation to the royal wedding got lost in the mail…

Micah is allowed into the operating room to give the final approval on Peggy’s new boobs and afterward gives her huge diamond earrings while she’s in the recovery room and all drugged up after the surgery.