Real Housewives of New Jersey: Somebody Alert Andy… Phony New Jersey Housewife and it Ain’t KimG!

Well, isn’t this something!

Isn’t it considered a felony crime to describe oneself as an ‘upcoming Real Housewives of New Jersey star’ without kissing Andy Cohen’s ring and receiving his blessing first?

                                                              Uh, it explicitly says right here in your contract, that you signed, Taylor, that you must kiss my ring before your show airs.  I only let you slide this long ’cause your mouth is so huge I thought I’d just have an elbow left…

This blurb was on a local Louisville KY site:  “Playboy centerfold and upcoming “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Annika Bruggeworth will attend Saturday night’s shindig with her husband, Dr. Scott Bruggeworth.”

Here’s what… this ‘upcoming’ self-proclaimed ‘star’ of RHONJ is an attention diva and her husband is a dentist.

So, the following scenario probably takes place during the next season of Real Housewives of New Jersey on a “very special episode” of RHONJ

“Albie made all by himself a yummy surprise for his mommy... her favorite chocolate walnut cheesecake, which took him two days to make ’cause he was studying hard for a place in next year’s law class at Phoenix University of Online Law.   Albie knows that as a lawyer, he must understand and follow the letter of the law and he applied that understanding to the cheesecake recipe.  The recipe said to grind walnuts for the bottom crust and since the recipe assumed that everyone knows to not use the shell, that was not fully explained in the recipe and, of course, Albie ground the walnuts for the cheesecake crust, shell and all.

                                                Albie, you idiot… look what you did to Tree and lil Milania… make sure you wrap the rest of that rock-riddled cheesecake for Juicy…

“All the Manzos and Joo-dices are seated in their giant king and queen diningroom chairs, fully sated from the meal they just devoured when Albie enters with his masterpiece chocolate walnut cheesecake… it’s especially special ’cause even Chris can see that Albie didn’t swipe it from the Brownstone.  All the ooohs and aaaahs are over and before Jackie can get a forkful, Tree and little Milania have already attacked the cheesecake and began screaming.

“Forks drop and everyone covers their ears from the eerie sounds coming from little Milania amplified by Tree’s shreaking.  Little bits of white tooth chips are landing on their dessert plates and blood is dripping from their lips.  Caroline has seen this before (when Lauren beat the hell out of Christopher and Albie ’cause they told her she would never be flight attendant…) and knew a dentist was needed.  Big Albie and Caroline whisk them off to the nearest dentist, (Juicy wasn’t there… he had to attend an ‘important meeting’ at the apartment over the pizza shop) which is the above-named ‘upcoming star’ of RHONJ‘s husband.   As they rush into the dentist’s office, they are met by the ‘upcoming star’… her screen time lasts for five seconds.”

                                                Danielle warned about havin’ a non-Manzo on the show… losing teeth won’t make ME quit…

And that is why this particular fame-seeking wife of a dentist thinks she is the next ‘upcoming star’ of RHONJ… try as she may, poor thing will never be another Kim G.

                                                Yo, dental assistant… keep your drill and suction equipment out of Franklin Lakes… this is MY town, honey.  Got it???

Source:  http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20110322/COLUMNISTS1802/303220035/The-Buzz-Starry-Saturday-night-Louisville?odyssey=mod%7Cnewswell%7Ctext%7CHome%7Cs

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27 comments on “Real Housewives of New Jersey: Somebody Alert Andy… Phony New Jersey Housewife and it Ain’t KimG!

  1. Hilarious! Now THAT’S a show I’d watch. Instead, she probably attended the Posche fashion show (or that baptism) and was one of the extras. Kinda like one of Danielle’s “friends” who seemed to only attend awkward lunches and Danielle’s awkward lingerie shopping.

  2. “’cause he was studying hard for a place in next year’s law class at Phoenix University of Online Law. ”

    This is the line of the year~ I love it. LOLOL

  3. I so hope Annaika B goes on the show. She is so fake from head to toe. And her hubby Dr. Bruggsworth will look like an even bigger ass than he does now lol. She doesnt take care of her own kids, she has a nanny for everything. Heard her car says Ex bunny on her license plate LOL. shes proud of it, wonder what she tells her kids. Maybe she should stop putting so much money into plastic surgery and spend it on her kids

    • Heh dummy, do you really think her kids go without? I wish I had a nanny. no shame in being a former bunny either. My only greivance is as her sister I WISH SHE’D SPOT ME SOME COSMETIC SURGERY MONEY.. YOU MESS WITH MY SISITER , YOU MESS WITH OUR WHOLE FAMILY.SHE’S WORKED VERY HARD TO BE WHERE SHE IS TODAY AND PROBABLY ACCOMPLISHES MORE IN ONE DAY THEN MOST OF YOU DO IN A MONTH. BE NICE….

    • I know her to Shes my mom and the best person in the world and i love her with all my heart so stop saying that she only cares about herself because she has time to care for me to that is why she helped me win the triple crown on my beutiful horse viva-flamenca

      • dont hate her becasue she is so perfect and talented in everything she does for me and my sister. hit me up on facebook if you dont believe this is scotty cause yes it is cause this is very bad and you should be shamed and my mom is who she is.

        • i suggest you take this website down and pick on another mom that is not so perfect like mine. (at everything)

    • my mom puts more money to me than she does to her self. maybe your just jealouse becasue your not as perfect as my mom.

  4. Annika spends countless amounts of money on her children– look out how many horses these kids get to show and how many opportunities these kids have had just from her— Annika is a very nice person, she is always kind to everyone maybe if you would quit judging a book by it’s cover you could find out for yourself.

  5. Annika’s child’s godfather is none other than Carson Kressly. At least he is adorable as opposed to that god awful greggy

  6. lol. She didnt buy the kids horses its all for her! and…I do know her. Shes fake and loves attention. She would be perfect for the show! Check out her website its supposed to be about horses, somehow theres pictures of her all over it! lol maybe 1 or 2 of her kids and dozens of her. Shes a riot!

  7. Ugh, just got caught up on JayM’s blogs and he’s lost his touch. It’s was a recap of Greggy. Huge disappointment and waste of time. I didn’t even laugh on the Overboard one…

      • Heck hers might actually be interesting now that she’s found her voice! Lol and off topic, but kinda interesting… My high sch fb NJ friend is giving me the cold shoulder ever since I asked him what he thought of MeGo’s K&F performance. He is a die hard Tree fan… So, guess I got my answer. :-) I’m still getting his random status updates on my wall tho… Fb did some stoopid changes and I can’t hide his posts w/o cold blocking him and I’m still using him for info!

          • I know! I don’t want to reveal his identity so won’t tell what he posts. It ain’t even high sch level stuff… I must say. He’s adorable, sweet and mature. Tree has a good fan there.

  8. WOW THIS IS NEWS TO ME AND I AM ANNIKA’S ONE AND ONLY SISTER (ESTRANGED). SHE WOULD BE A PERFECT CAST MEMBER BECAUSE WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET AND SHE HAS MORE CLASS THAN THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU BIG MOUTH DIVA’S. DON’T HATE. SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE AFRAID HER SHOWY LIFESTYLE MAY MAKE YOUR LITTLE LIVES BE LEFT IN THE DUST. OH AND PLASTIC SURGERY, WHO HASN’T GONE THERE?? AT LEAST SHE HAS A CAREER AND AN INTERESTING PAST. DO I HEAR “JEALOUS”.

  9. Marie…come and play with us over at “gripes from an angry old man” site….you can teach us newbies great insights to annika as no other.

  10. I had heard that Annika Bruggeworth was in the running for one of the slots. I know she is connected to Carson Kressley but not sure how. She runs in the right circles more in line with the NY housewives than Jersey though

    • I just wanted to post something small about my thoughts, I know Annika and her family personaly! I worked for her in her home,I became close to her and can tell you if she is to be on the show it will be something to want to watch. She is a loving and very devoted mother and wife,she would be a funny addition to the show. Annika has worked very hard to get to where she is in her life. And fyi she and carson are very close friends they meet while she was a reporter,and yes her jag has xbunny on it.

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