RHOM Marysol… Mommy & Me

Miami Arrest Record for Elsa Carreras Patton

Real Housewives of Miami Elsa PattonBotox always tastes better in a wine glass…

Inmate Name:
Patton, Elsa Carreras
Inmate #:
100079277
Last Arrest Date:
00:30AM 10-09-2010
Sex:
Female
Race:
White
Age/DOB:
76
Height:
5′ 7″
Weight:
150
Status:
N/A

Family drama: Marysol's mother Elsa Patton was also arrested last year for driving under the influenceElsa, courtesy of Miami-Dade PD

Psychics are their own worst clients… they can never predict their own arrests

Charges Resulting from Arrest on 10/09/2010

1.  Dui/Unlawful Breath Alcohol Level
Counts: 1
Bond: $0.00
2.  No Valid Drivers License
Counts: 1
Bond: $0.00
 
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A few weeks after Mommy Elsa was arrested for DUI, Marysol, along with her Real Housewives of Miami cast mates, attended their quickly-thrown-together premiere party, as reported by Miami.com… 
 

If you didn’t catch them on TV – The Real Housewives of Miami debuted 10 p.m. Tuesday on Bravo – then maybe you saw their fabulousness in the flesh.  The glam castmates came together for a launch party at the Eden Roc Renaissance Hotel on the night of Monday, Feb. 21 to introduce themselves to (hopefully) future fans. (That’s saying a whole lot when even a promotion piece is ‘hoping’ for the show…)

Lea Black was the first to arrive, with hubby Roy Black and 9-year-old son R.J. in tow. Both were beaming.  “She had fun doing this so I’m happy for her,’’ said the famed defense attorney, adding with a wink: “Luckily I was away for most of the cameras and the shooting, though!’’  Asked what she was wearing, Lea couldn’t recall.  “I literally pulled this out of my closet!’’ she said of the black lace dress with beige slip. “It’s 15 years old.’’  (Bravo Andy just twittered her the day before that the RHOM was a ‘go’… Lea barely had time to wax her brows, let alone go for a dress fitting!)

***SPOILER ALERT***  Marysol Patton, in a strapless cocktail mini, seemed embarrassed by all the attention. “I was stalked,’’ said the 44-year-old PR maven. “I went out on Valentine’s Day with***my husband***, and there were photographers in the bushes!’’  (***Well, her ‘older woman dating a younger man’ storyline is blown… She’s married to the dude!!!  Hmmm… a little Cynthia/Peter deja vu??)

Mom Elsa Patton – she of the recent DUI (above) – showed her support for her daughter. When a bystander complimented her on her sleek, straight hair, the 76-year-old plastic surgery addict aficionado thanked her and blew a kiss .  “She’s the real star of the show,’’ (If Bravo Andy is calling Elsa, the ‘KimG’ of Miami, the ‘real star’ of the show, then there are some definite problems with RHOM…) said Bravo exec/personality Andy Cohen ( Watch What Happens Live!)  Asked why the franchise picked up here, Cohen said, “Miami has got touch of The O.C. and something else. It was a no-brainer.’’  (If Miss Andy could explain what that ‘something else’ is, maybe we could all figure out a reason to watch RHOM… Come on, Andy… help us out here!)

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14 comments on “RHOM Marysol… Mommy & Me

  1. Thank you MS.SH…I thought Adriana’s son was weird. Lea said that she found her and her son, sleeping in a 300 square foot art gallery…so being the wonderful person that she is, adopted them. Roy Black looked like he had dyed his hair. Marysol denied any plastic surgery, while she has Traylor lips. The blonde Barbie has a 17 year old son, that buys VIP tables at clubs, and is going on a cruise with his girlfriend. Are you with me so far? Not a big fan of guys that tie sweater sleeves around their shoulders. And the two boys paid $600.00 for the table and a couple bottles of booze? I find it hard to believe, that Roy Black can afford Lea’s entire renovation of that historic house in Coral Gables. Oh Miss Andy…this is not a housewife franchise that any of us will most likely enjoy. I suffered through D.C., so I’ll give it a chance. And, that 17 year old kid talked about going out at at midnight? You are not Jersey Shore! “Cabs are here!” So we all now know that Marysol is married to the young guy. I do not buy for one minute that these gals had nothing to wear…and just threw on a 15 year old outfit. What is wrong with this picture? Or is it just me?

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  3. When did buying a table in a club become the thing to do?
    Someone told me last Summer that it cost two-grand for a table in a certain Atlantic City night-club, and I’m still trying to figure this out.
    So-is it like the club-owners are renting their tables like real estate now?
    I don’t go out much, and I’ve never seen this before in person.
    In my day, there was the, “two drink minimum”.

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  4. WOW! that woman looks like the elephant man – she is one ugly woman!!! there is such a thing as too far gone can’t turn back!!!

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  5. Didn’t Andy say something about Marysol being his favorite Miami housewife?
    Bravo really scrapped the bottom of the barrel for this one.

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  6. To HWH, I just learned of it, watching “Bad Girls Club”…they all smoke in those clubs too. They are my other guilty pleasure.

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  7. Elsa Patton tricks rich people into believing she’s a “seer” then tells them her “gypsy spirit” living inside of her “needs jewelry” and then she sells it for money. She is a charlatan and a con woman. I’m only surprised her mug shot isn’t for fraud.

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  8. marisols mother used to be a beautifull and atractive cuban woman her problem was that she got addicted to surgery back then plastic surgeries were very risky and now seems like she is addicted to botox marisol better watch out you can still see her beauty behind all that botox hope she stops on time

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  9. Is it just me, or does Elsa Patton have more than just a passing resemblance to the character “Vincent” from the “Beauty and the Beast” TV series?

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