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The Total BS Crockery Of LoadaTheMartyr’s BravoBlog: Next Step Sainthood … Martyr Loada Now Lives In Apt With KingDavid And Kid

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NOTE:  What a martyr!  After four months of lounging in bed, the chronically ill LymeLoada rolled out of her LymeBed to share with reunion viewers her agenda… and then she beat it from the RHOBH reunion couch before she’s asked … Continue reading

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JuicyJoe Speaks! Tells What’s Goin’ On With His PrisonWife… Says He’s NOT No Criminal!

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Joe sat down with “Extra” at his home in Towaco, New Jersey. He told us he misses Teresa every day, and that the girls communicate with her via email. “They email her all the time… every day, so, they email more … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion: Max Living In Poverty… Preview Of Next Week’s Episode

 Max is probably hangin’ over at Cedrics house until Mommy pays the electric bill.

Preview of next week’s reunion show:

 

RHOBH REUNION: Whining About The Phony Slap

The reunion shows will consist of arguments about the most ridiculous story lines, producer-induced slaps and stunt-glass shattering.  

DrunkO and PumpMyStomach are chattering about THE phony SLAP!

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HFKyle Brushes Off Her MIL AND “Prince”… What Is Going On At The Umanskys? Watch Video!

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HFKyle’s MIL, the very “professional” Stella, has separated from her husband, Eduardo and is now hanging around the self-proclaimed ‘prince.’   There must be some very contentious discussions around the Umansky house, as Eduardo works with MO-ritz-eo and wife Stella … Continue reading

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Loada Unloads Her House On Soccer Player For $60,000 A Month… End Of Loada On RHOBH?

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Where will Loada take her next LymeFaceFlowered selfie now that her LemonHouse has been rented to a transplanted English soccer player playing for the LA Galaxy?? According to the DailyMail: Steven Gerrard looks just about ready to live in the … Continue reading

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NO MORE CROWING ABOUT RATINGS: Atlanta Ratings Took A HUGE Dive! UPDATE: Ratings Still Plunging

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 Wonder why you haven’t heard all those ATL Wives crowin’ and braggin’ about how great their Sunday night ratings are… here’s why. The RHOA ratings have gone down a full ⅓ of their viewership from this time last year… from … Continue reading

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The Change…

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“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion special got nastier than ever before, sources tell Us Weekly — and it was Kim Richards who “came in guns blazing.” “The reunion was nuts. It was exhausting for the women and extremely … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY, IT MUST BE TERESA: The Latest Bogus Phony Story! …NayNay Now Advising FELONTree

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NOTE:  This item is one of the worst created by those mystery sources!!  There are at least three totally false statements from the mystery sources.   Sitting alone in a prison cell day after day has led Teresa Giudice to … Continue reading

BonnieHunt And NiecyNash Do RHOA…

Because the Housewives have become uber boring AND because this improv exchange between BonnieHunt and NiecyNash is better than anything which will spill from the NayNay/KimZ road show AND because we’d rather watch this than one second of the “we-made-up-just-to-make-money-from-another-reality-show-and-people-will-forget-that-NayNay-tried-to-strangle-Kimz-TWICE” Bravo garbage… here’s Bonnie Hunt and Niecy Nash doing their take on NayNay and KimZ:

 

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Bravo’s New Shows: A KimZ/NayNay Travel Show… An Oprah/Gayle Ripoff

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Bravo’s  latest slate of programming with 10 new and 4 returning series… The new include NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak-Biermann get a road-trip series titled NeNe and Kim: Road to Riches.  NayNay and KimZ are both executive producers, so they will … Continue reading

MORE RIDICULOUS HOUSEWIFE BIKINI SHOTS… BFrankel And CaroleR

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RHONY BIKINI

We give these “Meet me on the beach at 2″ pre-planned bikini shots 9983636453535 Kens!

AND… 887360304763653553434 HFKyles!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This! Captioned!!

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“Ann of PompanoBeach” will a be guest for ten minutes on DrunkO’s podcast show!  FinePrint:  Winner must be flexible with their time.  You may be asked to chat with DrunkO for the entire podcast… scheduled guests are dropping like flies. 

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BFrankel Hires “PersonalityCoach”…To Go From “Harsh” To “Demure” … Won’t Make A Difference

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BFrankel has done a NayNayLeakes and has hired people to help her become more likable to the public and her “fans”…    (Back in 2010, NayNay took on a new manager, Steven Grossman of the Collective, to boost her crossover appeal … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: HouseHusband, PhonyPrince, Loada’s LymeFace…And MORE!

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Relative Of The Housewife? REVEALED! ‘Stella Goes Berserk On Twitter… Starts Biz With “Royal” Friend!

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This RELATIVE of a Housewife has taken her on-screen friendship with a serial “reality” show player more seriously off-screen. This much older married professional woman has taken her younger royal friend securely under her wing, sharing the stage with him as keynote speakers at … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: Sparring Over DrunkOtis’ Fake Dutch Boyfriend… Who Will Get HermesBoy?

These shows have gone totally fiction.  It just so happened that PMS’s son’s BEST friend just so happened to run into PMS whilst in Amsterdam… and just so happened to “date” DrunkO??  Let’s see the text messages and hear the VM’s etc.  This fake story line was just TOO fake.  MissAndy/Bravo are now simply throwing anything at viewers hoping that something sticks.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HOLLAND!!

SORRY DRUNK OTIS… THE BODY LANGUAGE WITH YOU AND HERMES BOY TELLS IT ALL!  YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.  YOU’RE THINKING OF DARIN…

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HOUSEWIVES HISTORY LESSON: RHOBH From Casting To Filming… HFKyleSought After, Never Pitched To Evolution; Others Then Cast… Shana To Be “Business” Woman

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NOTE:  Let’s take a look back at how the RHOBH evolved… from the casting call to filming…and put to rest the bizarre claim that HFKyle campaigned and pitched herself and the show to EvolutionMedia.  That claim was obviously stated by someone who … Continue reading

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MissyG On BMB: Tried To Push Jewelry; Asked About FELONTree! … Missy Can’t Spell Braciole… Missy LIED!! Jewelry Made In CHINA, Not NYC!

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MissyGorga was on VH1’s BigMorningBuzz trying to push her junky jewelry yesterday, and as usual, the topic of FELONTeresa was broached by NickLachey.  (Nick is a surprisingly excellent interviewer!)  And, as usual, Missy has those lines about FELONTree memorized… Missy … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: “Professional Pride”… HumongousLipsLisa Made A Million For Depends Ad

Seriously???  Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions?  MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work.   HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:

NOTE:  Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.