We’re taking a break from the enormous moronics and pure idiocy of the Housewives! The following promises new life and evolutionary insights in the face of great adversity, personal and collectively. May you rejoice like Nature and celebrate full … Continue reading →
This RELATIVE of a Housewife has taken her on-screen friendship with a serial “reality” show player more seriously off-screen.
This much older married professional woman has taken her younger royal friend securely under her wing, sharing the stage with him as keynote speakers at a recent event in LA! Inquiring minds are wondering if they are sharing anything else.
This relative is blinded to the truth about her royal friend, steadfastly defending his royal lineage despite facts proving that he has no royal blood and attacking anyone online who mentions the truth about her royal business partner.
These shows have gone totally fiction. It just so happened that PMS’s son’s BEST friend just so happened to run into PMS whilst in Amsterdam… and just so happened to “date” DrunkO?? Let’s see the text messages and hear the VM’s etc. This fake story line was just TOO fake. MissAndy/Bravo are now simply throwing anything at viewers hoping that something sticks.
RHOBH Reunion… Fighting Over DrunkO’s “Date”
SORRY DRUNK OTIS… THE BODY LANGUAGE WITH YOU AND HERMES BOY TELLS IT ALL! YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM. YOU’RE THINKING OF DARIN…
NOTE: Let’s take a look back at how the RHOBH evolved… from the casting call to filming…and put to rest the bizarre claim that HFKyle campaigned and pitched herself and the show to EvolutionMedia. That claim was obviously stated by someone who … Continue reading →
MissyGorga was on VH1’s BigMorningBuzz trying to push her junky jewelry yesterday, and as usual, the topic of FELONTeresa was broached by NickLachey. (Nick is a surprisingly excellent interviewer!) And, as usual, Missy has those lines about FELONTree memorized… Missy … Continue reading →
Best caption will a guest for ten minutes on DrunkO’s podcast show! FinePrint: Winner must be flexible with their time. You may be asked to chat with DrunkO for the entire podcast… scheduled guests are dropping like flies.
Seriously??? Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions? MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work. HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:
RHOBH Reunion Preview… Depends v DivingStars
NOTE: Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.
Because MissAndy’s drinking games are SO passé, MissAndy/Bravo is attempting to lure in viewers to the sure-to-be-just-another-disappointing-reunion show by issuing official bingo cards. The cards give an indication of just how exciting the BH reunion will be! WOO-HOO!!
HFKyle was out with BFrankel and CaroleRadziwill. What were they drinking??
NOTE: Allegedly while in NYC, HFKyle and DrunkOtis were in the same Sephora store. Allegedly, HFKyle bolted out of the store when DrunkO was spotted. Really?? The NYC Sephora stores are huge enough for TEN Housewives! We smell a pure PR story…
There is always the question of proceeding with or simply ignoring an item. We ignore many items, but will give this item a second of atten-shun only because it’s pretty damn funny! The phony prince is attempting to convince … Continue reading →
NOTE: What is the REAL reason behind Camille’s apology to FayeReckless?? Camille Grammer and Faye Resnick had an interaction during Camille’s dinner from hell, where Camille said that Faye was “morally corrupt.” Camille is now speaking out to reveal that … Continue reading →
NOTE: ‘Tis time to read PumpMyStomach’s romantic novelist take on the RHOBH finale. Please read with an English accent… the accent seems to make everything acceptable. Well, it’s the final leg of this exhausting race. The sun sets on … Continue reading →
Hey, My Bravoistas! I’m in my American Airlines’ seat 36 hours later, flying back home from NYC, thankful to be on a safe path home. My prayers go out to the families and loved ones of the downed German airliner … Continue reading →
BEFORE getting to Missy…does she really think that she was asked for ID because the bartender thought she was under 21??? Is she that dumb that she doesn’t know about bartenders complimenting age for bigger tips?? NOTE: Before a guest … Continue reading →
Our very favorite splits-maker and hair-tossin’ Beverly Hills Housewife, HagfaceKyle Richards, is now the OFFICIAL spokesperson for her hair product, Nourage! Per Nourage, your HAIR tells all!! “Our hair says a lot about who we are. Happy. Sad. Overworked. Underappreciated. And with … Continue reading →