Yoda’s “Can’tBeBothered” BravoBlog… Jello’s DrunkDriving Arrest A “Grave Mistake”!

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Hello Bravo lovers,

I hope you are having a great week. I am sure busy and overloaded with the holidays.  I would like to keep this week’s blog short, as I feel I discussed all in detail last week.   “Detail” = Yoda  glossing over the facts of her daughter’s drunk driving arrest. 

This grave mistake that Bella made has been a big challenge for our family to overcome together. When it occurred months ago, we went through the emotions of being terrified, horrified, disappointed, and sad. Life doesn’t always go according to plan, and we don’t always act in a way that represents who we are. What matters is that these moments become teaching moments. Bella learned a very serious lesson and has to live with her actions, but it’s important to me as her mommy that she learns about forgiveness as well. Forgiveness for one’s self is the only way we can keep going through life and give ourselves the best chance at being the best people we can be.  I’m with her now in New York City, and I am so proud to see her working hard, being kind to those around her, and getting back to enjoying life.  NOTE:  Jello must have already completed her community service if she’s back with mommy in NYC while mommy oversees Alana’s nudie modeling jobs!!  Jello is still getting over the “pain” of being forced to dip into her savings to pay her atty… whom she can’t call because her new phone was taken away as punishment!!  Can’t wait until next week when Yoda whines about being not invited to PumpMyStomach’s “star” placement!

Much love and until next week,

Yolanda

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NOTE To All SH Readers…

Was swamped with messages about the Joodice Christmas Grinch item.  Am both flattered and extremely pissed at the same time!  Flattered and thankful that so many readers trust this site for putting out irrefutable items.  Pissed because of the time taken away from this site to perform due diligence and fact finding!  The Joodices still have designated appointments with the US Bureau of Prisons!

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Watch As PumpMyStomach Fondles Her Swan!!

Lisa BLEEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach goes full-on wacko as she fondles her pet swan… after doing her usual “oh stop it!!  But, don’t stop adoring me and my pet-rat-which-is-mistaken-by-many-as-a dog”!

How The Feds REALLY Raid Homes…

THIS is how the Feds really do a raid.  One of the biggest holes in the recent fairy tale was the addition of two “parole officer” characters who accompanied the “raiding” Feds.  There is no one on parole living in the Joodice marble mausoleum, nor is there a parole system for Federal prisoners!!  The Feds don’t take “interns” along with them when they are performing their duty.  

The Feds also record their “visits”… so, there will be video available in the future of the **cough, cough** Joodice “raid.”

FF to around the 4:18 mark…

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RHONY New Season BORING! All Housewives On Good Behavior To Protect Their “Brands”!

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NOTE:  The ONLY reason the RHONY was not canceled was BFrankel agreeing to come back on the show.  The RHONY is now officially dead… because of MissAndy’s friend, BFrankel. Sources tell Confidenti@l that the filming of “The Real Housewives of … Continue reading

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INSTAGRAM PURGING FAKE FOLLOWERS… Will Twitter Do Same? Housewives And MissAndy Affected!

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Celebs with impressive numbers of followers on Instagram may not be as popular as they think. The social media site recently told all users, “Your number of followers has changed. We just completed a fix to remove spammy accounts.” That’s … Continue reading

Another Christmas Memory From The New Jersey Crew!!

AAAHHHH…. the good old days!!!  Christmas at the Joodices was brought up at the RHONJ reunion show.  Melissa says that Juicy called her “raccoon eyes” and Tree says Juicy wasn’t talking about Melissa (which he WAS), but he was talking about KomaKathy!!

Teresa JuicyJoe Raid Update: Attorneys Say Not True … More From US Atty Office

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Multiple reports this week claimed that government officials descended upon Montville, N.J., to raid Joe and Teresa Giudice’s multimillion-dollar mansion — but both the U.S. Attorney’s office and Joe’s lawyer deny that any such drama went down.

“We weren’t involved in anything over there,” Matt Reilly, a spokesperson from the U.S. Attorney’s office, says of rumors that the government seized jewelry, electronics, and other valuables in an hours-long search of the Bravo stars’ property on Monday, Dec. 15.

Asked whether another arm of the government might be involved, Reilly says NO.

“We would be enforcing any forfeiture action, so if anything like that needed to be done, we would arrange for it to happen,” he explains.

“But that hasn’t happened.”

In fact, as far as Reilly knows, the Giudices are still making their required payments for restitution. “We have an asset forfeiture unit here,” he tells Us.

“I haven’t talked to them, but typically they would work out [debt repayment] with the defendants. I haven’t heard that there’s any problem with that.”

A spokeswoman for the Morris County Sheriff’s Office adds that no one there was involved or has any knowledge of the supposed raid, either. And a rep for Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa says,

“There is no truth to this story. It is 100 percent fabricated.”

Joe’s attorney, Miles Feinstein, also denies that there was any sort of raid at his client’s home. “I checked with Joe and he said there was no FBI raid,” Feinstein tells Us exclusively. “I also checked with the government and they said it didn’t happen.”

He adds: “I’ve been a criminal lawyer for a long time, and I’ve never heard of the government coming into a home with four children right before Christmas and seizing their gifts. If it did happen, I would think it was an absolutely cruel and merciless act by the U.S. government. It’s just not true.”

 

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TERESA GIUDICE: NJ US Atty Says No “Raid” “No Seizure”… JoeJoodice Atty Says NO RAID! … New Atty Has RHONJ Ties

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NOTE:  In response to the deluge of messages regarding an erroneous report of a “raid” on the Joodice house by Federal Christmas Scrooges… there are no verifiable sources for the outlandish claims of “hidden cash” and Christmas presents scooped up … Continue reading

BigLipsLisa Is TOO Fabulous For Medford, Oregon

Geez… why did BaboonBalloonLipsLisa even bother to step foot back in Medford OR?  She’s just too fabulous for such a boondocks town!  BBLL was there to help her mother sell her house… it must have been an ordeal for her.  We find nothing attractive or interesting about this chick.

(Thanks “Sloan”!!!)

Phaedra Evades Question About Takin’ Kids To See Apollo In Prison!

Phaedra evades the question as to whether she’s takin’ her kids to the big house to see Apollo… but, she did send him a Christmas card!!    NOTE:  Phaedra’s moose-hunting garb was styled by Cabela’s…

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY! Paul And Adrienne Dancing Fools At Pandorka’s Wedding

Who could ever forget how Adrienne and Paul tore it up on the dance floor???

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JoeyOrgan Agreed To Buy Stock AND Produce Documentary For House Squatter!

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The Gorga’s house squatter says that JoeyOrgan was going to help produce a documentary… after he buys up stock in the squatter’s company!!

“For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  There are so many holes in this one sentence that a toothless beaver could glide right through it!    

MelissaGorga Too Cheap For New Dress… New Year’s Eve Venue Half-Assed!

Melissa’s wearing the same dress, same hair for her NewYear’s Eve promo as her photos for her past appearances.  Melissa’s been wearing the same dress for two years!  Can’t JoeyOrgan buy her a new dress??  Are they that broke?

I'LL BE BRINGIN' JOSEPHINE WITH ME... AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING CASH!!

I’LL BE BRINGIN’ JOEY ORGAN WITH ME… AND DON’T FORGET TO BRING CASH!!

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“Enjoy a 5 hour premium open bar as you saunter through the enormous party castle. When you’re all fueled up, get ready to throw your hands up in the air to the sounds of a live performance from a world renowned DJ… more HERE!”

Melissa isn’t even lip syncing singing at the AMC NewYear’sEve party… maybe because it’s a half-assed movie theater venue!!! 

ANOTHER TreeJoodice Fan Has Tip To SAVE Tree From Danbury Prison!

Will Tree tweet Natasha??

 “Teresa, I think you were manipulated into this plea deal, and may be able to get it reversed. Please contact me, Natasha we are on twitter together.”

NOTE:  Everyone knows that if you’re on twitter together, you are best friends!!

(Thanks “TJS”!!)

What’s In HagfaceKyle’s Bathroom?

Diapers and diuretics!

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kyle DIURETICS

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NOTE:  One would have thought that HagfaceKyle would spring for some better weight loss pills… like the ones SuzanneSomers was pushing on the RHOBH!

SUZANNE PILLS ARROW

Melissa Gorga’s Talented Cousin Update!

Looks like Melissa’s TALENTED cousin, TreyC, will be surpassing Melissa in both the singing and acting fields!  Along with just completing filming a reality show to air on WE TV,  TreyC is doing some work for InvestigationDiscovery and completed a 50 Cent video!  Nice going, TreyC!! trey

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HagfaceKyle’s Sickeningly Sweet Boring BravoBlog… With Her Diapers, DogBowls And Diuretics

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NOTE:  Why do these chicks even bother writing their gushingly saccharin boring BravoBlogs???   They give no real comments on the show nor do they give any personal insight after viewing the episode… which they’ve had for a week before … Continue reading

Vicki Explains Her NudieBoobie Photo

On last night’s WWHL, Vicki escaped the deep questions re her roommate, Crooks, but did explain her boob photo taken as a “thank you” for the really cheap Christmas present from MissAndy/Bravo:

NOTE:  It was obvious that Vicki did some quick negotiating with MissAndy before she agreed to take the place of KimRichards, who was scheduled to appear on last night’s WWHL… those negotiations included no probing questions about Crooks!

Whatever Wednesday! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Dream?

In our continuing quest to find the answer to “Whatever happened to Melissa Gorga’s dream of being a singing superstar?”… we present another example of Melissa’s angelic crystal clear voice:

How could Melissa just quit her life long passion?  How could Melissa leave the many fans of her lip syncing singing in the dust?

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WhateverWednesday! Whatever Happened To “Queen Of TV” Nene Jeans, Nene BathRugs?

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Originally posted June 12, 2012   9:25 am   WHATEVER HAPPENED TO NAY NAY’S FASHION TAKEOVER??? All kinda Nene Leakes stuff will be showin’ up in stores across America!  Nene has signed on with Beanstalk “a global brand licensing agency, specializing … Continue reading