Gia’s GirlGroup Responds To All The “Adults”…

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IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN A SMARTASS 13-YEAR-OLD??  OR THE GHOSTWRITER FOR THE SMARTASS 13-YEAR-OLD??

We thank all of our supporters for their love!  All the kind words and well-wishes make us smile, work harder and love what we do even more!

Those “adults” who are JUDGING and posting negative comments to us, GET A LIFE! We are kids and don’t even have it in us to act as disgusting and immature as you. We are fully clothed in this video, and last we checked, clothing does not make a person who they are or aren’t as a human being. It’s what is inside, and you can choose to be ugly or kind. Live with your choice, and Instead of posting nasty things about KIDS whom you don’t even know, do something better and more positive with your time.

As our choreographer JJ says “GET YOUR LIFE”. – 3KT

NOTE:  Even their choreographer has the brain of a five-year-old!  The phrase is “GET A LIFE”… 

They’re STILL begging for money!!  Moneybags AuntGorga and UncleJoeyOrgan haven’t saved their niece from this embarrassment!  Nor has SaintZina…

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EX-NJ Housewife Returning Says “Source”… ALLEGEDLY

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REALLY???  HollywoodLife has an “exclusive” stating that FEBUS is coming back to the RHONJ.

Praise! The great Caroline Manzo will be coming back to the delicious drama of Real Housewives of New Jersey!  A source revealed to HollywoodLife.com that Caroline was offered big money to return, and she agreed!

There’s no word yet on when she’ll be popping back up. If we’re going to throw out a prediction though, we’ll say next season is a safe bet. Teresa Giudice will be heading off to jail, so you know the drama will be insane.

One of the commenters at HollywoodLife said it best:

“Oh goody. An over bearing know it all mother, a cheating husband, a spoiled rotten whiny daughter, a son who can’t make his own life decisions and another son who can’t take the pressure. Here comes drama where T’ drama leaves off. Don’t like Caroline, never did but I guess you gotta make money somewhere. Maybe the old Brownstone isn’t doing well, shrug”

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NOTE:  Thought we got rid of her when she got her spinoff…there could not be a more despicable disgusting shady group of people in New Jersey.  HOWEVER, the Manzoids good buddy and favorite producer, Jacob Huddleston, is back from his failed stint producing RH of Miami and is now producing the RHONJ… and is the brains behind this sure-to-be-a-flop move!  

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(Thanks “JustN” “anon” and “PDM”!!)

MELISSA GORGA EXPLAINS HER HOUSE SITUATION: 2012 “Protecting Her Family” … 2014 Montville House SOLD And Building FranklinLakes House

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FROM MELISSA GORGA’S BRAVO BLOG OCTOBER 2012

Why am I selling my house?

There are some of the most ridiculous rumors out there that we can’t afford it and that we are broke. Joe and I have worked very hard for many years to get where we are today. When we first started the show, we only owned one building. Now we own four or five. Joe was the only one bringing in money for the last few years, because I didn’t work and I was with the kids. Now we are both bringing in money. Why on earth would anyone think we are in that position? It’s just ridiculous. We do pay our mortgage and we are NOT broke.

There is a wonderful thing called the internet where you can look up public records and find out what we paid for our house, the rate on our mortgage, pretty much everything. The truth is this: we put our house up to get away from the negativity. I have to protect my family.

AT THE 2:20 MARK:  Melissa says that her Montville house is SOLD and she and JoeyOrgan are now building their new house in FranklinLakes.  This chat with the non-stop-gum-chewing Melissa is from her visit to a Florida Home and Garden Show eight months ago, March 2014… where people actually paid to see her!  Before she explains her house situation, she also says that people are begging her to write another book; that she is STILL working on her “singing” career with JohnnyWright; she doesn’t watch TV (except for Bravo); and she’s very “hands on” with her kids… except when her mother, aunt and sisters are watching them:

 

YODA Circa 2012: Airplane Vocals… Followed SH Before She Was Cast On RHOBH

THE 2012 YODA… loved us before she was cast on the RHOBH and before the lemon house photos!!  Yoloncé obviously took advantage of as much auto-tune as possible!!

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They ALL read/follow SH… only the really REAL Housewives admit it!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GORGA HOUSE?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GORGA HOUSE???

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The Gorga’s were trying to unload their Montville house in 2013…

…and were bragging about their new dream house to be built in Franklin Lakes, with JoeyOrgan flashing drawings of his new house back in January…

JoeyOrgan’s Instagram … January 16, 2014…

I'LL BE BUILDIN' IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

… a few months later, JoeyOrgan got approval from the FranklinLakes planning board, which mentions Gorga as the owner of the property:

FRANKLIN LAKES PLANNING BOARD APPROVAL… APRIL 2, 2014

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A MONTH LATER… THE GORGA’S GET A SECOND MORTGAGE FOR $520,000 ON THEIR SHORE HOUSE AT 11 MERMAID LANE.  The mortgage money seems to be a necessary cash infusion to build their FranklinLakes dream house:

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SIX MONTHS LATER…  the FranklinLakes property is untouched and for sale!

GORGA’S 101 JASMINE COURT PROPERTY FOR SALE… NOVEMBER 11, 2014

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AMAZING OPPORTUNITY TO BUILD THIS EUROPEAN TUSCAN VILLA DESIGN MANOR IN EXCLUSIVE FRANKLIN LAKES, ONE ACRE IN CUL-DE-SAC.  WHERE IS THE CUL-DE-SAC?  IT’S A CORNER LOT…

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$2-3$ MILLION DOLLAR NEIGHBORHOOD BY 2014 AWARD WINNING ARCHITECT WITH CELEBRITY DESIGNS.  JOEY ORGAN IS THE “CELEBRITY” DESIGNER???  PLANS ALREADY AVAILABLE AND FOUNDATIONS IS COMPLETED, JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO HAVE BRAND NEW CONSTRUCTION! ALL PERMITS HAVE BEEN OBTAINED INCLUDING POOL.  DON’T MISS THIS CHANCE OR OPPORTUNITY FOR A CUSTOMIZED NEW CONSTRUCTION MASTERPIECE AND DESIGN BY THIS WELL KNOWN FEATURED AWARD WINNING ARCHITECT.

According to BergenCounty tax records, JoeyOrgan is not the listed owner of 101 Jasmine Court… the owner is listed as “ITL Realty”:

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ITL Realty is under the umbrella of The CHT Group, who also lists 101 Jasmine Court for sale…

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This property is vacant land.
It is in the A40 zone.
The property is 0.9100 acres in size.
It was built in 0000.
Tax, Deed, and
Sale Information

In 2013, this property is assessed for $467,000.00. The land is assessed at $467,000.00 and the improvements are assessed at $0.00. In 2012, the property’s assessed value was $467,000.00.

101 JASMINE COURT costs I.T.L. Realty Inc. $7,271.19 annually in taxes.

Results of a search for businesses listing JoeGorga… neither ITL Realty nor CHTGroup is included:

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GORGA’S ARE BACK IN THEIR OLD MONTVILLE HOUSE… MAYBE THEY USED THAT $520,000 TO BUY SOME BOOKS FOR THEIR EMPTY LIBRARY…

Their Montville house alone costs them almost $70,000 a year in taxes!

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THE GORGA’S HOUSE WRANGLING IS ALMOST AS CONFUSING AS CROOKED CHRIS LAURITA’S BANKRUPTCY!

(Thanks to “AnnM”!!)

RHONJ Reunion on The Soup

A Look Back At Old Tweets!!

WHILE SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING ELSE… FOUND THESE INTERESTING TWEETS BETWEEN MELISSA GORGA AND KIMD FROM SEPTEMBER 2012.  KIM HAS A GREAT WAY WITH WORDS!!

SPILL IT, KIM!!

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REALITY CHECK: How Far Is Beach Access From Yoda’s LemonHouse?

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Yoda and DrunkOtis took a walk from Yoda’s lemon house to the Malibu beach. They left Yoda’s lemon house; walked down Yoda’s looooong driveway; from the driveway down CarbonCanyonRd to the PCH; across the PCH to the beach. Certainly for … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…

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Best caption will receive a tour of the recording studio where the GirlGroup recorded their songs!  FinePrint: Before stepping into the studio, an unpaid lien must be satisfied.  Last checked the amount was $835,633… the GirlGroup just couldn’t get the song right, even WITH auto tune!!

SERIOUSLY, SONJA??

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NOTE:  The latest attention-getter now amongst Housewives is boyfriends just under the age of 26.  Sorry, Sonja, but we’re givin’ you and your 25-yr-old boyfriend the side eye on this PR item.  Perhaps you should have joined the other group of Housewives who are getting attention with their health issues!  

“Sonja reveals that she purchased a life-saving “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” device to save her only daughter from finding Sonja in a crumpled pile at the bottom of her stairs in her much-needed renovating East side townhouse”…would have been much more believable! 

Sonja Morgan is dating a German male model about half her age named Dominik Persy.

The two met on camera when the housewives were having a girls’ night out at Beautique. “He kept my attention the whole night. He’s charming and elegant and well-mannered.”

The two were spotted last week dirty-dancing at BPM in the Out Hotel after a romantic dinner at KTCHN.

“I can leave him with my pocketbook, come back, and my pocketbook is still there, and he’s still there. He hasn’t left with a girlfriend,” Morgan laughed. “I like that in a guy.”  Apparently, Sonja’s new under-25 boyfriend read her bankruptcy documents and knows that there’s nothing in her pocketbook!

SONJA:  Call me if you need actual believable PR stories to plant!! 

(Thanks “cybraxis”!!)

Teresa’s Biggest Fan Is Waiting For Her At Danbury!

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According to an “inside source” close to the wife of a cousin who use to date one of the vendors who supplied Twix bars to the Danbury commissary who told the cellmate of a Danbury prisoner who was released in 1999, there is a male prisoner serving time in Danbury for committing the crime of assault with a deadly weapon.  The prisoner claims that the charges are trumped up and he never assaulted anyone with a deadly weapon!  Unless throwing an XBox III at his wife after she scored higher than him counts.

Another “inside source” tells us that John “Whacky” Thrombotelli claims to have details in connection with the real identity of the person who offed Tiny Manzo and left him in the trunk of a Lincoln Continental.  In a bizarre twist, Thrombotelli will only reveal the killer’s identity IF he can remain a prisoner in Danbury until January 30!

Thrombotelli is a huge fan of New Jersey Housewife, Teresa Giudice and wants to be Teresa’s private guide when she arrives at Danbury on January 5.  Thrombotelli says that if his sentence is not extended, he will commit the first crime he can after he is released from Danbury… just to be back in Danbury to be one of the first Danbury inmates to greet Teresa!!

Will Thrombotelli get his wish to be Teresa’s personal guide to prison life in Danbury?  Will Thrombotelli unlock the keys to the contents of that Lincoln Continental truck which was overloaded with the bloated body of a Manzo?   Will Thrombotelli be released as scheduled and the killer’s identity never known?  OR will Thrombotelli cut out of Danbury, commit another crime as he has threatened… only to be sentenced to 50 years… in ANOTHER PRISON!?

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Tree’s Tortured Days Leading To Danbury!

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Teresa Giudice is finding the thought of prison a little difficult to digest. With her 15-month prison sentence just over six weeks away, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star has lost her appetite, a source reveals in the new … Continue reading

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KIM RICHARDS’ DOG BITE SAGA CONTINUES: Is “SecondMother” Looking For A Quick $$$$ Settlement?

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NOTE:  WHAT?!?!   Is this “second mother” even more intellectually challenged than KimRichards?  Kim gave Kingsley to a trainer to be TRAINED… of course, the dog will be returned to Kim! As for the lawsuit, it seems that the “second … Continue reading

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MissAndy’s New Book Gets Excoriating Reviews: “A Depressed Teenage Girl’s Diary”

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NOTE:  Cannot understand why anyone would expect anything more from a book by MissAndy??!!  Based on the reviews, his book is nothing more than one of his WWHL shows in written form… all fluff, no substance.  MissAndy is about as … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview…

DrunkOtis meets up with Adrienne, jokerfaceRinna meets up with someone(?)… and more producer-induced scenes, including KingDave bestowing his presence upon the biggest clown on the RHOBH!

This preview gets 37769987634,0037443 JudgeJudys…

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SH READERS/COMMENTERS: Your Assistance Needed For Masters Thesis On Housewives…

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SH has been asked to assist one of our international readers in their Housewives research!  His questions would be better answered by as many SH readers/viewers of the Housewives franchises as possible and not strictly the viewpoint of SH.

Therefore, kindly respond in comments to assist…

BACKGROUND…

“Hello. I’m coming to you today because I’m doing a thesis on the Housewives franchise. I’m a French student at Sorbonne in Paris, France. I’m currently doing a master in translation studies in english. Indeed, I would like to be an english translator. I have this class which is about the media in the US and we have to focus on a show (whether it’s an actual show or a reality tv show). So obviously, I chose the Real Housewives. Being a big fan of the franchise, I couldn’t miss this opportunity.

But the problem is I’m not American. And I would need your help, and the help of the SH readers to help me for this thesis. I have several questions I would like you to ask the readers so that I can put the general feeling of the answers (and even some answers that I would like to quote) in the work.”  Signed “M.E.”

IN GENERAL…  he is researching

“the perception of these shows, the core values etc”  

And would like his paper to focus on

“how Bravo manipulates the viewers” 

SPECIFICALLY… your answers to these questions:

  1. WHEN WAS THE MOMENT YOU REALIZED THAT THE SHOWS LOST THEIR “SPARK”?  

  2. WHEN DID YOU DECIDE THAT THE SHOWS WERE NO LONGER WORTH VIEWING?  

  3. IS THERE ANY ENTERTAINMENT VALUE LEFT IN ANY OF THE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS?   PLEASE EXPLAIN.

NOTE:  As these are broad topics and some words have have been lost in translation, kindly do your best to answer!  Your opinions are appreciated!  

AND…If you have a twitter account, please tweet!!

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THE MILANIA CHRONICLES… The Key To Mischievous Milania’s Behavior!

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Milania has been the focus of many examples highlighted by the RHONJ producers because of her inappropriateness and her advanced “vocabulary”.  Milania Giudice has been the poster child of how “reality” show children should not behave. While many find Milania’s … Continue reading

MORE RHONJ Lost Footage: TeresaGiudice’s Four Beautiful Doorters!

Tree tells her four beautiful doorters to live life to the fullest every day!!  Especially her more-mature-for-her-age-doorter, Gia!  Where’s Juicy???