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LIST OF CREDITORS GIUDICE’S DID NOT PAY… TREE’S 2009 BRAVO PAY $10,000 MONTH

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NOTE:  After receiving several links from SH readers to a list of people and businesses which Teresa and Juicy did not pay, the info has been on the SH Masthead since 2009…  A VERY QUICK OVERVIEW OF THE JOODICE BANKRUPTCY … Continue reading

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Teresa Signed For Bravo Cooking Show…Says Mystery “Insider”

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  Teresa Giudice may be going to prison on January 5, but once she sheds her orange jumpsuit she’s got a job already waiting for her. The beleaguered Housewife already has a deal to host a cooking show for Bravo and … Continue reading

What BH Housewives Think Of “BigLipsLisa”

These opinions on new Housewife BigLipsLisa were obviously filmed prior to PumpMyStomach’s plastic surgery.  Translation:  blah, blah, blah… blah, blah, blah… big lips… blah, blah, blah

We give this opinion piece 736499374364,33333333 Kens!

TeresaGiudice Blaming “Negative Forces”… Threatens To Pay $7,500 Herself For Stripper Jr Video!

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Teresa is secretly blaming her co-stars — and Internet “haters” — for the lackluster response to fundraising efforts for her daughter’s girl band.

“Teresa believes there are negative forces, including co-stars from RHONJ, that are the reason why Gia’s music video fundraising efforts have been a failure so far. Teresa says there are haters that are determined to make sure Gia’s music career goes down in flames,” a source told ROL.

“3KT loves our fans! We want to give you an awesome original Christmas music video in time for the holiday! Join us!

If Gia’s Junior Stripper Group doesn’t get $7,500 by December 12, they won’t be making their Christmas video!!!   BUT… that mystery source says:

The source hinted:

“Expect Teresa to fork over the money if the Kickstarter campaign fails.”

CAPTION GIA Teresa

SH EXCLUSIVE! GiaJoodice GirlGroup’s Christmas Song!!

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The brilliant genius “STAN” has provided the lyrics to lil GiaJoodice’s girl group’s new Christmas song!  

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Sung to “JingleBells”…

Dashing through the snow
with the creditors in chase
“Tre” spends all the cash
at an alarming pace…

money
Judge is feeling duped
all her words ignored
juicy Joe was guzzling wine
and passed out on the floor…OHHHHHH

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Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to pay – HEY -

CASH ONLY… FOR MY COMMISSARY ACCOUNT!!

Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to payyyyy….

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(Thanks “STAN”!!!!)

BOBBY’S TRUTH!! Bobby Sets The Record Straight…

Bobby Ciasulli’s exclusive interview regarding the story behind the story of his relationship with Jim & Amber Marchese and the betrayal brought upon him. The record is set straight regarding false accusations regarding Bobby and the filming of the show. NOTE: Ya mean that Camber didn’t get a call from Bravo because she was a friend of Melissa???

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PumpMyStomach Says It’s Time To Leave RHOBH … Suddenly Doesn’t Like “Nastiness”!! PUH-LEEEZE!!

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PumpMyStomach is laying the groundwork for her departure from the tanking RHOBH.  PMS claims that she doesn’t like the “nastiness” or the “aggression”… especially since PMS got that phony baloney set-up slap in the face from DrunkOtis.  PMS was happy … Continue reading

Something About EileenDavidson…

In preparation for EileenDavidson’s debut appearance in her new role as a BH Housewife, her cast mates give their fluff opinions about Eileen.  Kimbecile and BigLipsLisa are missing.  HagfaceKyle gives her best impression of an actress and fails:

Crooks Now Officially Living With Vicki…

If one were the skeptical type, one could look at Crooks’ diagnosis as the perfect reason for Vicki OFFICIALLY announcing Crooks’ moving into and getting that home equity stake that he’s been looking for from Vicki.  BUUUUT…we all know that Crooks has been living with Vicki for years…

 

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MELISSA GORGA: Talks WackyJackieChan And Danielle…

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Another telling little tidbit from MelissaGorga’s HomeShow appearance in March 2014. At the :30 mark MeGo explains that WackyJackieChan will NOT be on this season of the RHONJ. At the 1:10 mark, MeGo states that she never met Danielle. WackyJackieChan … Continue reading

REALITY CHECK: How Far Is Beach Access From Yoda’s LemonHouse?

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Yoda and DrunkOtis took a walk from Yoda’s lemon house to the Malibu beach. They left Yoda’s lemon house; walked down Yoda’s looooong driveway; walked from the driveway down CarbonCanyonRd to the PCH; across the PCH to the beach.

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More than likely, one of the beachfront homeowners permitted Yoda and DrunkOtis easy access to the beach via their beachfront home.  In reality, how long does it take to walk to one of two public beach accesses from Yoda’s house??

In reality, it takes at least 31 minutes… add another 10-15 minutes just to walk down Yoda’s driveway and back track down CarbonCanyonRd to the PCH.  Therefore, in REALITY, it would take, depending on PCH traffic, just under an hour to arrive at the beach from Yoda’s lemon house.

The closest beach access to Yoda’s lemon house is Carbon Beach…

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(Thanks “Chriss”!!)

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…

CAPTION GIA Teresa

“DinoBaby123″ will receive a tour of the recording studio where the GirlGroup recorded their songs!  FinePrint: Before stepping into the studio, an unpaid lien must be satisfied.  Last checked the amount was $835,633… the GirlGroup just couldn’t get the song right, even WITH auto tune!!

A Totally Filler Piece On The RHOBH … DrunkOtis Meets With AdrienneMagoof

Included in tomorrow’s RHOBH, is the required “let’s have lunch so we can move forward” scene, explaining the return of Magoof.  DrunkOtis wants to settle her phony baloney differences with AdrienneMagoof left over from last season… or was it the season before or the season before that… or was it from two seasons ago on the RHONY? These boring shows are so much alike, it’s hard to tell which zip code you’re watching…

 We’re givin’ this preview 88937453534,999999999999 Kens…

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RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: Kimbecile Visits DrunkOtis’ Newest Rented House

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DrunkOits has never looked skankier as she welcomes professional packing expert, KimRichards, into her new rented house. DrunkOtis and her new crew take time out for the required scene of the young movers flashing their abs… DrunkOtis and Yoda have … Continue reading

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RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: More of PumpMyStomach v HagfaceKyle

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While selecting fabrics for her shirt order, PumpMyStomach gives the full run down of how she picked up her newest employee… who just happened to be walking to her job interview when PMS picked her up and the rest is … Continue reading

DrunkOtis’ Friend, Adrienne…

Who is the mysterious friend who now lives with DrunkOtis… Adrienne?  She loves to help DrunkOtis pack her suitcases… from last season of RHOBH:

NOTE:  A sure sign to tell if someone has not traveled is their brand new suitcases and their brand new monogrammed luggage tags.  A waste if flying commercial…