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VICKI WON’T GO AWAY… WILL BE IN WHEELCHAIR BEFORE SHE LEAVES RHOC

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NOTE:  The PR machine to attract viewers is starting VERY early!!   The RHOC must be desperate! She plans to “woo hoo” for life! Real Housewives of Orange County veteran Vicki Gunvalson told Us Weekly recently that the producers behind … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES TWEETS

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WackyJackieChan is eating marshmallows and pushing KimD’s store…. HOLY COW!!  ALEXIS BELLINO WAS ON A 21-DAY FAST!! DRUNK OTIS IS AT THE DOCTOR’S!!!  AND HAS NEW BUSINESS VENTURES… LOADA IS STILL PROCEEDING WITH HER “CAN’T READ OR WRITE OR EVEN … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS HAS GOALS!! Wants Her Own Talk Show… Talks Teresa!

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From GossipGirl… DrunkOtis wants to have her own talk show… DrunkO thinks she’s another ChelseaHandler.  Actually, DrunkO IS like crude, rude Handler.   Isn’t DrunkO busy pushing her new wine line??  The best part of this interview with DrunkO??  She’s … Continue reading

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TERESA IN DANBURY Getting Buff in PrisonGym! Wants MagCover And Show When Released

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According to the DedicatedToTeresa’sEveryMoveInsidePrison and those mystery sources, Tree is spending her time getting buff in the prison gym.  But, we all know that Tree’s first love is cooking.  Tree is really spending her free time perfecting her wine recipe. … Continue reading

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CASTING CALL FOR RHONJ…

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There’s allegedly a casting call out for the RHONJ. These casting calls never result in any actual Housewives being selected.  You can see all of Caparoula-Rich’s credits at StaffMeUP… she’s cast other Bravo shows, but no involvement with RHONJ.   “CASTING … Continue reading

HAGFACE KYLE Continues The DrunkO Chaos… Sisters Forever!

“Well, you could see all night that Brandi was in her ear and trying to do this ‘No one cares about you, no one gets you except me,'” she told E! News.  

Brandi was “trying to drive a wedge” between her and her sister. “You know, feeding this into her ear and clearly trying to, you know, separate us.”   Look!!  HagfaceKyle is in her store!!

The Richards will NEVER separate!!  DrunkOtis knows this, but anything for a story line!!!

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DRUNK OTIS’ BRAVO BLOG: More Ghostwriting… And Excuses For Kim!! DrunkO Pulls The “I’m A Mommy” Card

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NOTE:  No way did DrunkOtis write this. Hi Everyone, Here we are go again for another weekly round of Housewives. I hope everyone is happy, well, and invested in the season. It’s certainly a dramatic one. This episode plays like … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: DrunkOtis Rapping

From October 2012.  A BeverlyHills over-40 mother of two showing her very sophisticated side… 

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BRUCE JENNER: Surprising To No One…Bruce/Brenda/Brigitte’s “Journey” To Air On E!

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Another don’t wanna say toldja so… but!  Here’s what was theorized months ago:  Bruce finally got up the nerve to tell his wife that he wants to be a woman and is tired of faking it as a man.  Kris … Continue reading

KimZ Wannabe NayNay Pushin’ Her Clothes…

KimZolciak GhettoNayNay was pushing her crap clothes earlier today on the Housewives official TV store, HSN.  NayNay is such a fashion maven and so knowledgeable about fashion that she knows all about “SNATCHED” waists on her “hot and sexy” overpriced jumpsuits!!  (FYI:  the word is “cinched.) 

 

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Kim’s GhostWritten BravoBlog…

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NOTE:  There’s no way KimRichards wrote this!  Today’s episode started exactly where we left off, back at Eileen’s poker night. I remember just wanting to leave so badly that I just kept on walking and didn’t even see the physical … Continue reading

MORE Bad Acting!! HagfaceKyle On Days of our Lives!

How cozy!!  HagfaceKyle does MORE bad acting on her friend and now BH Housewife, EyeD’s, soap opera… Days of our Lives!  From November 2013:

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HagfaceKyle’s Whining BravoBlog…

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NOTE:  The Housewives BravoBlogs have become trite and no longer go into depth about the episode.  Therefore, we’ll only feature those HWs blogs which add insight to the episode… Wow, this is a difficult blog to write. This was a … Continue reading

RHOBH Weak Scene… PumpMyStomach Hoards Pooches

The story lines keep declining.  PumpMyStomach BLEEEECH! hoards another dog…

We give BLEEECH! PMS and her pack of pooches 987363655355433,333 Kens…

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EileenD On WWHL After Show…Surprised At Interest In Her REAL Life… Shows Off Her MANHands!

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On the WWHL AfterShow, MissAndy “reveals” … we’ve known this info for years… that he gets calls from Housewives about items written about them.  DumbVicki really thought that MissAndy could get the items pulled.  Interesting that if Vicki were so upset … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis Tweet Says MissAndy “Abusive”! … Twitter Replies Slam DrunkO! AND… The REAL Yolanda Foster!

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On last night’s WWHL, Eileen “what the hell is she doing on a HWs show” Davidson is asked to play MissAndy’s word association game:  NOTE:  Apparently, DrunkOtis is not pleased with how she’s perceived and blames MissAndy for perpetuating the … Continue reading

THE FIRST ANNUAL “REALITY TV WHITE TRASH” HALL OF FAME! Needs YOUR Votes!

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! IT’S A CLASSIC…

It’s hard to believe that MelissaGorga simply threw away all of her God-given talent when the RHONJ went on hiatus!  

Missy threw away her vocal talent, which she cultivated since a very young child, to sell bold and glamorous cheap junk jewelry… she’s now a “designer” for the Housewives “buy my stuff” channel, HSN!

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RHOBH Preview: It’s DejaVu All Over Again

This is deja vu all over again.  How many of the same scenes with different Housewives can there be?  Cedric crashing the SUR opening was much better…

THE BEST PART OF THE RHOBH PREVIEW… IT’S VINCE VAN PEEPIN’!

HagfaceKyle’s fake crying, BigLipsLisa and Eileen’s producer-induced “curiosity” and Kim’s total confusion about her allegiance to her sister or to DrunkOtis was totally overshadowed by a HouseHusband!  All Hail, PeepingVince!!

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NayNay Does A SkankyJo! Sends Kenyan A C&D Letter…

What a joke!  ANOTHER Housewife lawsuit for atten-shun!  NayNay’s attys, TheSecretLawFirm, looks like some top tier legal minds!  To make the flimsy charges stick, they would first have to prove that NayNay is a “celebrity”!  KimZolciak NayNay can dish it out, but she can’t take it…

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(Thanks “Mike”!!)

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach’s Kid Has Questions

The weak story lines about kids continue.  Looks like instead of weddings, Bravo will be shelling out money for genetic testing.

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RHOBH Extended Fight Scene…

The best part of this extended fight scene where Kim shows her allegiance to HagfaceKyle is Vince at the refrigerator…

 

 

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THE DUGGARS… Shunned Anna Duggar’s Pregnant Sister… REALLY???

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NOTE:  We checked with the definitive Duggar site… FreeJinger… and they’re calling this made up story BS:    “In Growing Up Duggar Jill talks about her midwifery and says she attends births of many different women in many different situations, … Continue reading