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@brandiglanville Ghostwritten BravoBlog: Talkin’ Hypocrisy…Us v THEM!

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Well, you fans like drama, and you got your money’s worth tonight. So let’s dive in. Tonight’s blog focus: hypocrisy and double standards. I’m going to touch on the double standards of some of our Housewives. No need to name … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: The Slap

One must listen to Loada’s pomposity before the SLAP!

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Lisa’s BravoBlog…

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NOTE:  Whilst still awaiting word from Kyle and Kim via their BravoBlogs, will add LisaPumpMyStomach’s… mainly because she takes to task the comment made by Loada re her BS stance on being a prostitute to feed her kids. Hello again. … Continue reading

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To HagfaceKyle’s Dry Eyes?

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Originally posted November 2014:   WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HAGFACE KYLE’S RESTASIS DEAL?   DOES SHE STILL HAVE DRY EYES…OR, DID HER FIBROMYALGIA PREVENT HER FROM MAKING A COMMERCIAL? You just KNEW this was coming!  HagfaceKyle has FINALLY gotten herself a … Continue reading

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HumongousLipsLisaRinna’s BravoBlog: loves, Loves, LOVES Loada… Not So Much KimR

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NOTE:   While awaiting HagfaceKyle and Kim’s BravoBlogs, found HumongousLipsLisa’s BravoBlog.  After reading, there is one question:  Could HumongousLipsLisa be any more up Loada’s LymeFace *ss??  Perhaps Harry needs a job and could use one of KingD’s connections?? Have you … Continue reading

SH EXCLUSIVE! KingD Rushed To ER After Nightmare!

KingD dreamt that Loada got every one of his beloved Grammys in a divorce settlement!  

Downgraded and financially devastated, KingD was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!   A NIGHTMARE!!

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HagfaceKyle Calls MissAndy To Explain Why She Ran! Says Harry Mystery Will Be Explained On Reunion…

In a planned call to WWHL last night, HagfaceKyle explained why she ran after the phony restaurant drama!  Of course, Kyle’s reasons are very obtuse and she doesn’t explain a damn thing!  Kyle also does a bit of PR for the RHOBH reunion show when MissAndy asks about the mystery surrounding HarryHamlin.  HagfaceKyle says that the mystery will be discussed during the reunion… as if MissAndy didn’t know that already!  At this point, who really cares!?!?   

NOTE:  LippyLisa is married to Harry Hamlin.  HARRY HAMLIN!!

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I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN… HARRY HAMLIN!!!

Ramoaner Goes To Sex Show…”Runs Into” NJ Twins!

Ramoaner takes her daughter to a sex tips show… Mother/Daughter time!!

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Ramoaner gets involved with the show…

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Look who Ramoaner just happened to run into… it’s the NJ twins!

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(Thanks “Arianna”!!)

RHOBH Deleted Scene: Let’s Go To The RedLightDistrict… And EAT!!

A visit to the red light district in Amsterdam … and a longer visit to eat at a vending machine restaurant!

As for Loada’s claim that she would prostitute herself… all BS talk.

RHOBH Preview: Leen Whispers That Lips Don’t Have Her Back!

Bravo has changed scenarios somewhat.  These conversations used to take place with the Housewife who did not attend the event.  Leen wants to know why LippyLisa didn’t “have her back.”  The conversation itself is also changed, as they discuss their issues in WHISPER TALK!

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Kim/Kyle Nephew “Banned By Other Airlines” … Said Flight Attendants “Taking The Peasants Side”!

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Conrad Hughes Hilton, the 20-year-old black sheep brother of Paris, 34, and Nicky, 31, may serve up to six months in jail after pleading guilty to one count of a simple assault after throwing a reported tantrum on a 10 … Continue reading

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BruceJenner UPDATE: New House, New Name! But, What Will Happen To JennaBruce’s Balls?

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Jenna Bruce bought himself a new house in Malibu.  The house sits on 11 acres and has 360° views… so JennaBruce can see all those paps following him/her around.   DETAILS at ABCNews… AND… after Bruce Jenner officially becomes Jenna … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY, IT MUST BE TERESA! No One’s Home When Tree Calls!!

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Teresa Giudice has reportedly been feeling disconnected from her husband Joe and her four beautiful dooters. When Tree calls, her fambly “can’t always pick up,” according to “a source”, which has reportedly led to Tree feeling the reality of the separation that … Continue reading

PumpMyStomach Addresses The UN… About EBOLA!

PumpMyStomach brings down the real threat of this man-made disease to that of laughable.  Will PMS put her money where her mouth is?  She may not have the billions allegedly required to wipe out Ebola, but PMS DOES have enough money to save several of those poor little West African Ebola orphans by adopting them and bringing them to live with her and GeriatricKen at VillaRosa!  

PMS has no idea what the hell she’s talking about re Ebola… she needs to read “TheHotZone” before she keeps flapping her mouth. 


PMS could also demand that all of her Housewives cast mates do the same!  Loada could show off her adopted Ebola kids posing with her as she snaps her “stick an IV in me” selfies.  KimRichards has room for at least two Ebola orphans!  HagfaceKyle and BlockerEileen are whining about how empty their houses are since their kids are off to college… adopt ten Ebola orphans!!   BigLipsLisa could prove how much of a great person she is and adopt three Ebola orphans… but, that would never work, as adopting would take the focus off of BigLipsLisa’s main concern.  She’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

(Thanks “Mike”!!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Tamballs Loses Custody… Wretched/Slimey Left RHOC Because They Didn’t Like The “Drama”!

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ITEMS FROM THE PAST WEEK…which have been overlooked until now.  All get a big MEH!   Tamballs has been officially and legally separated from her eldest daughter, Sidney.  Tamballs’ EX-HouseHusband, SimonBarney, has been petitioning the court to retain full physical … Continue reading

RHOBH Fight In Holland Aftermath! Kim Got Glass In Her Pants!!

Per the standard Housewives script, after the arguing and the glass breaking, the Housewives huddle in their own corners, taking sides.   BigBeefyLipsLisa threatens to go home and DrunkOtis says to Loada:  “These women just don’t know how to drop something when you ask them to drop it. So it sent Kim into a rage and I get it.”

You can see the vicious scripted bellicose belles at their feuding fighting finest… HERE!

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RHONY Season Seven Video Preview: Nothing New Here… Move Along!

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The best line is said by Sonja:  “I used to be classy… now I’m trashy.”     Hmmmm… did Sonja just awaken from a booze-soaked al-kee-hall coma to come to that realization?  How does Sonja’s daughter feel about her Mommy … Continue reading

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“Stan” will receive a t-shirt from the DrunkOtis overpriced clothing collection!  FinePrint: Winner must pay the Housewives shipping and handling fee ($86.49) and cover the cost of fumigation.

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“romo” will receive the honor of babysitting Juicy’s four beautiful dooters while he’s at work!!  FInePrint:  Winner will be limited to saying, “Don’t do that” when disciplining those four beautiful dooters.

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FEUDING AT FASHION POLICE!

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From NYDailyNews:  Insiders say Joan Rivers’ absence has shaken up the crew and paved the way for a massive power struggle among the co-hosts of Fashion Police. “Joan kept everyone together.  When she was there, none of this was happening: … Continue reading

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DancingWithTheStars Has Officially Run Out Of STARS!

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THANK YOU JESUS; SIGN OF THE CROSS; KISSES TO THE SKY!! ErinAndrews, the screechy-voiced sports whatever, has been temporarily replaced on DWTS by Leah Remini.  Unfortunately, Erin will be back. We’re just glad that Erin won’t be around to shatter … Continue reading

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SISTER WIVES: Finale Includes Divorce…

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NOTE:  The first image which appeared when doing a search at SH for a SisterWives media item to include!!   Perhaps Missy and her sisters could be SisterWives!?!?  But, which HouseHusband would play the part of KavemanKody?? On tonight’s finale … Continue reading

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SONJA THE STAGGERING “WILDCAT” …

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From NYDailyNews: “Real Housewives of New York” star Sonja Morgan is a wildcat on the prowl — even when the cameras are not tailing her. Morgan was spotted in the street making out with a hunky stranger she met Thursday … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview Part I Arriving In Holland…

The moronic Housewives all gather in Holland… the setting for another GameNight/DinnerFromHell or whatever previous situation you wish to choose!   This is difficult to watch, as it’s purely bad acting in a totally setup scenario…and Loada’s missive about her drunk-driving daughter to show that she’s just a simple imperfect Dutch girl is laughable.

Bravo/MissAndy obviously got the message about the HouseHusbands ruining the show… unfortunately, it’s too late.  

RHOBH Preview Part II: Fighting In Holland!!

The overacting is ridiculous.   As far as Kim is concerned, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.  Kim has to help herself with no “help” from “we care about you” BigLips.  So, BUTT OUT BigLips and BeastVanPeepin’…

 BigLips is married to HARRY HAMLIN!!  HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

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I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN!!!! HARRY HAMLIN!!!