RHONJ Preview: Battle In Boca

The shameless bad acting by Ambien is obviously producer-induced!  Has anyone informed DumbassAmbien that the chances of cancer occurring or recurring from smoking one cigarette is infinitesimal?  MeGo takes on the role of “Mom”… which is waaaaay outside of her realm.  JoeyOrgan tries to take on the “Daddy” role for these subhumans…and the RinoRumor story line just won’t die.

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RHONJ Preview: Battle In Boca II

Ambien’s acting is over the top as she tries to mimic AngelinaJolie in “Girl Interrupted”… the Marcheses are obviously the couple told by producers to “bring the drama”! SaintZina is just there to observe, as she does nothing.  She’s probably thinking about how to increase the charge for shipping her t-shirts.   MeGo goes full-on “Mommy” mode when she scolds everyone for talking about mothers! NO! NO! You don’t talk about mothers!  NO!

RHOBH In Amsterdam…

Killing two birds with one stone… the RHOBH are now filming in Amsterdam, which not only fulfills the required international trip for these chicks, but also is a free trip home for Yoda. HagfaceKyle and sisterKim got a trip to their PalmSprings house when the RHOBH filmed there recently.  The video is quite boring, filming the HWs walking to their van…. don’t expect much more when the new season airs!   NOTE:  Yoda’s lemon house is STILL for sale!!

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COURT UPDATE: New Attorney In SignatureApparel Case… Opposing Counsel Says ChrisLaurita Is “Bad Guy”

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Chris Laurita has gone from a huge NYC law firm to a law firm in HasbroukHeights, NJ with one trial lawyer…in his continuing SignatureApparel bankruptcy case. The new attorney defending Chris Laurita in his Signature Apparel lawsuit has requested more time … Continue reading

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MeGo’s Quick But Heavy With Hypocrisy BravoBlog: “Just can’t understand why certain things come out of people’s mouths!”

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  WARNING!!!  Have duct tape handy while reading this hypocritical mess.  Duct tape is the only safe method to stop your eyes from rolling… Hi everyone!   What happened to “HI LOVERS!”??… I think my facial expressions say it all … Continue reading

CAPTION THIS! Prisoners Await Tree Joodice!

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Hurry!  This caption contest ends tomorrow!  The winner will receive one prison lunch directly from Tree’s incarceration destination.. bologna on white bread with yellow squishy mustard!  Fine Print: No guarantee that said lunch will be free of any contaminants, mold, shivs or shanks!

 

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RHONJ Preview: BubbaJax’ “Spicy” Relationship… The Disconnect With RHONJ… The Reinvention of MeGo!

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There’s a REAL treat on the next RHONJ!!  The conflict in Florida heats up as Jim has a difference of opinion with Dina, Melissa, and the twins as the shocking rumor about the twins’ family is revealed.  Back in Jersey, Teresa … Continue reading

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PSA FOR TREE JOODICE… Prison Shanks!!

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Another in a series of public service announcements to assist TreeJoodice in her transition from “reality star” and NYTimes Best Selling cookbook author to Federal Prison Inmate #7763887. This tutorial explains everything that Tree should know about PRISON SHANKS! The … Continue reading

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SaintZina’s Amnesiac Schizoid BravoBlog: Zina Forgets She Said That She’d “Rip Off Their Face”!!

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Was going to pass on SaintZina’s BravoBlog… UNTIL… she pushed her site.  Those Housewives don’t agree to the embarrassment of being a Housewife unless they have an ulterior motive; and that means pushing their stuff!  In her BravoBlog, SaintZina wants … Continue reading

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COURT UPDATE: Crooki’s Motion To Seal Records In Vicki’s Vodka Lawsuit Denied

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Crooki has lost in court.  Crooki’s attorneys filed a motion requesting the records be sealed in their ongoing lawsuit against Vicki’s Vodka business partner.   Crooki wanted the records sealed because they are CELEBRITIES, damn it!! Specifically, Victoria L. Gunvalson … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: Marcheses Get Da Boot!

Amber steals Tamballs’ white eyeliner and SaintZina steals the TopChef tagline…when she asks the Marcheses to pack their stuff and leave!

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Wretched Gets Endorsement Deal… For SkinCare! HUH??

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“Inance Skincare is happy to announce that they have joined forces with Gretchen Christine Rossi and Gretchen Christine cosmetics for a national commercial campaign. Inance Skincare is offering their best-selling product, Inance Retinol 1%, for only $40.00. Regular retail price … Continue reading

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Tree And JuicyJoe Throw A “STAY STRONG” Party

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Never let a crisis or an upcoming jail sentence go to waste!  If you’re a Joodice, the best way to deal with a looming lock up or locked down sentence is to throw a going away par-tay!  After all, this is … Continue reading

RHONJ Deleted Scene: Amber LocksLips With HouseHusband…SaintZina Picks Her Nose!

The only reason to see this is to witness SaintZenDina pick her nose…

NOTE:  They all watch with amazed looks on their faces, when everyone knows that they would ALL do the same if the script called for it!  Which of these new HouseHusbands will get the required butt shot for MissAndy??  JoeyOrgan is out, as he’s already happily done the butt shot… twice!

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BubbaJax On WWHL Explains FlipFlopFriendship With Tree

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After MissAndy asked BubbaJax how she felt about Tree saying that she could no longer trust her:  “It wasn’t a surprise because I think I figured it out after we were done taping and we didn’t hang out afterwards. We both … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Name That Spinoff…

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“Seymour” will receive a personal visit from Crooks!!  Disclaimer: Once Crooks steps through your front door, you may need the services of your local law enforcement and a team of lawyers to evict him.  

RHONJ Preview: Breakfast At The Joodices

Another in a series of the skewed view of da Joodice’s as the happy, caring parents… who threaten their kid with exile to **gasp** the dreaded boarding school!   Do the Joodices have any idea the financial obligation of a boarding school?  Thankfully, Milania’s not old enough for Grier…

As for the Joodices footing the bill for their weekend hotel escape, they stayed in the “DivaSuite” at the Carlton Hotel and dined at Millesime back in February… all comped in exchange for PR.  You’ll be seeing this on next week’s RHONJ…

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