On tonight’s RHONY: Ramoaner wouldn’t last a day in Sonja’s shoes. Can someone ‘splain who the hell asked PT Housewife to butt in?
On tonight’s RHONY: The Singer’s play doubles; Kristen shows up wearing *GASP* the wrong footwear! yawn.
MORE laughable ridiculousness…
On tonight’s RHOC: Wasn’t this whole Vicki-dating-Crooksy thang over with last season?? How long is THIS story line gonna drag out? Don’t these OC producers know that we’re OVER all the therapists?? BOOOORING.
The Hawaii trip concludes with the ladies questioning Vicki about the status of her relationship with Brooks and one last attempt to get “Fancy Pants” Dubrow to put on her party pants. Back on the mainland, Heather introduces the ladies to her future neighbor Shannon Beador when Tamra invites the women over for a spooky-themed night of food and tarot card readings. At a dinner, Tamra reveals that she misses her kids and is thinking about having a baby with Eddie. After meeting the ladies, Shannon invites them to her house for a “real” home cooked meal.
NOTE: It’s Heather Dull-BRO’s turn to get the bad edit…
How dare FrontPorsha dent a perfectly good pageant sceptre!?!?! Oh yeah… everyone believes Kenyan has an African oil tycoon boyfriend. Now that Kenyan is front and center on a “reality” show, Kenyan had better start producing somma her REAL boyfriends!! No Walters, puh-leeze!
Listen VERY carefully to Phaedra Parks’ words… VERY carefully! On last night’s WWHL, Phaedra pledges her love to her felon hubbend, Apollo. After all, they ARE a fambly, are married and Apollo IS the father to their two lovely children. At the very end of this clip comes the truth from Phaedra! Phaedra plans on supporting her felon hubbend until his case is resolved. MissAndy failed to continue with the next question which should have been: “What will you do once Apollo’s case is resolved?” We’re smellin’ a big old DIVORCE!!
On the next RHOA reunion show…
eye roll drum roll, please:
NOTE: So what if MamaJoyce had Kandi’s credit card?? Mama obviously doesn’t STILL have them! Oh, the manufactured drama…so BOOOORING.
Now THIS is hysterical!!! “BRAV-O” to FrontPorsha for the attack on Kenyan… just too bad FrontPorsha didn’t pull off Kenyan’s wig down to the nylon cap! How dramatic for FrontPorsha to be carried off after she “embarrassed” herself. REALLY??? REALLY?? FrontPorsha had no clue that just participating in this producer-induced drivel is embarrassing enough??? FrontPorsha now gets an award as an honorary Stoopidest Housewife! AND… is nominated for “WorstActress On A Housewives Reunion Show”!
What a total crock of crap! MissAndy telling FrontPorsha that “getting physical is not the way”… and then sends FrontPorsha home!?!?!? Has MissAndy actually watched any of his executively-produced “reality” shows???
THIS is what MissAndy said about the incident:
“There was an altercation that took place between Kenya and Porsha … I was trying to prevent it … I think it’s gross. And I think it’s just totally inappropriate. It’s wrong. It’s not entertaining. It’s just bad.”
NOTE: Raise your hand if you saw
MissManners MissAndy “preventing” the altercation…what a joke. A little too late, MissAndy… everyone knows that you thrive on this stuff!
Amy Phillips is keeping herself real busy!! Amy’s been filming “Disrespecting Miss Wednesday”…
“Nick, a New York City Party monster and former “teenage douchebag”, has been kicked out of his Ivy League school, forcing him to return to his dysfunctional family in Orange County, California. From his jumpsuit wearing plastic-surgerized mother Ursula, starring on the hit reality show EX Trophy Wives of Orange County, to his medicinal marijuana trimming younger sister, and her teen dad confederate flag sporting boyfriend Karl; Nick isn’t quite ready to head back to Orange County. A place he spent his entire adolescence trying to escape. In this comedic short, Disrespecting Miss Wednesday explores the relationship between a dysfunctional family and son, while managing to still find humor in all the wrong places.” MORE at DisrespectingMissWednesday’s FacebookPage and Twitter!